9 thoughts on “Novac Djokovic”

  1. Ffs, we’re never going to hear the end of this. Even in 40 years time. It’s going to be like that cunt Jackie Stewart, who was quite good at advertising credit cards and crashing his car years ago, but is still regularly making a cunt of himself on TV even now.

    Bet you Cameron the cunt makes him a fooking Knight.

    Arise, Sir Mommy’s boy of Mong.

  2. There there dear Di. Try not to take on so old heart. Deuce hard to take I know but doubtless the ugly gurning cunt is on the path to self destruction. Just goes to prove there can’t be too much scotch blood in the cunt. Just the monkey bits. The scotch tradition is heroic futile failure as my English forebears amply demonstrated during many bloody campaigns and The Clearances.

    To the cunt’s good fortune that there is a bit of a drop in standards as the next generation of players establishes itself leaving Murray to play freaks and losers.

    • Cumberland would have been well advised to have applied the bayonet more vigorously. I wish the English had implemented their usual colonial policy with regard to the Maoris of New Zealand. Instead of sending the local ‘chocos’ off to an early grave they decided to sign a fucking treaty with them. Fast forward 150 years to see Nuzzy land pandering to these work shy, violent, scholastic underachieving crims. http://www.maxfarquar.com/2012/10/paying-the-taniwha/

    • Must declare divided loyalties here : King Duncan I of Scotland (the one killed by MacBeth – in his 20s in battle so you can’t trust Shakespeare) was my 31xgreat grandfather whereas Edward Longshanks (who buggered William Wallace aka Braveheart) was my 23xgreat grandfather.

      So Scots? Well, rule ’em or ravage ’em. Take your pick!

      (Incidentally, I’m not making that up)

      • Dioclese, I’m shocked. Next thing you will be telling me you’re part Welsh. Anyway, I’m related to the Earl of Tipton.

      • Well McDi the English have long had the answer. Roger ‘em to Rule ‘em every time.

        Interesting lineage that you have. Both the Thistle and the Rose. I wonder which will prove the dominant. You’ll have to fuck yourself to find out.

        (once again I apologise for not being able to resist a cheap gag when in me cups)

      • I am ashamed to admit that my mother was Welsh.

        Interestingly (to me anyway), her grandparents came from Ilfracombe and the North East, so not as welsh as she would have liked to be. Naturally, when I showed her the evidence, she refused to believe it.

        My grandfather was apparently deafened by the guns in WWI as he was in the artillery on the Western front. When I pulled his military record, transpires he was only in the army for 70 days, never left North Wales, and was invalided out with ‘varicose veins, unable to march’

        To my mind that makes him a lucky cunt, and my granny a lying cunt. So very Welsh in that respect…

        I can trace the Viking blood as well: back to King Fulk the Fart in Trondheim (no, really!). At the end of the day we’re all related to each other – Christ help us! My wife is my 15th cousin.

      • Welsh dear boy, Welsh. Well at least you are not French or an Abo- please reassure me of that. Luckily for me, I’m 100% Anglo-Saxon with just a hint of Viking. And when I say Viking, I mean the Jutes, not them cunts from southern Norway.

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