So Michael Douglas bares his soul about his throat cancer. Goes public claiming he caught it through oral sex. The missis defends the integrity of her pussy.
So there we have it. Michael Douglas is a cock sucking cunt.
Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke
Not looking too flash these days, is he? Most of us get throat cancer from the booze and fags. Being a celeb he had to ‘catch it’. I’m sure Catherine Zeta Jones’ snatch is pristine and disease free. Only the sweetest and most expensive perfume wafts out of this orifice. Although I did hear,that in her youth, she could blow smoke rings out of it- scurrilous gossip I’m sure.
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I this where he caught it?
http://f0.pepst.com/c/E7776B/309066/ssc3/home/044/a–nude-bollywood-mallu-actress-xxx/albums/catherine_zeta_jones_nude_pussy_show.jpg_480_480_0_64000_0_1_0.jpg
He sucked when he should have blown
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-0Y59iSAy5ek/UazHCVqx_OI/AAAAAAAABDg/rtqOlqEmIrg/s200/C+Michael.jpg
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Or did he catch it here?
https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRO5mKjjMa6kwPh5eN8vAPC_Vstp94QK0ibmeJ7P14NSzwFUtYC4g
No. Very probably here:
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01747/gettingon_1747568c.jpg
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Jo Brand. Fuck, this women defines ugly. It has to be said that I’ve bumped a few ‘aesthetically challenged’ lassies in my miss spent youth. But in mitigation I was very piddled on best Banks bitter. As a nod to the feminists; there was no hope of an unwanted pregnancy due to the fact that I could never come. Whether due to excess ale or the lack of ‘comeliness’ in the wench, I’ll leave you to be the judge.
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Update: Apparently, said cunt smells and tastes of parma violets. And I’m not talking of the missus. Seems to me he would be well advised to be smelling of dettol. nuff said.
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Oh yes …….. now we get to the truth of this cunting matter. He had cocks down his throat giving him cancer. I know a lot about this cunt business because I have an itchy cunt. And I got it from being cunnilingulated excessively. Nobody got cancer from my cunt but I ended up with an itchy cunt. Now we do know that his wife has a pristine disease free cunt because Flaxen Saxon told us so. So that means the cunt got throat cancer from cocks down his cunting throat. His cuntitude is deep and enduring.
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