A national treasure that deserves to be whipped and mounted. All teeth and tits but a great ride.
Chain a Gurkha to her ankle and chuck in the Thames, the superior posh totty cunt!
Nominated by : John Steed
6 thoughts on “Joanna Lumley”
Posh cunt. Wid those teeth you’d hope she’d pass on dat blow job. Wasn’t she once the girlfriend of Bill Cockroach on Crossdale Street in da 60’s. All dem fags have preserved her in a perpetual smile- or is dat the botox? If you burnt her all would be left would be der teeth. Maybe Bill would come and collect dem in a box before they send him down. Fucking shame.
On the fragrant la Lumley one hears she can still shag thirty gurkhas at a go. Bit long in the tooth now for posh totty but a game old gel. Likes a light bite with her Pims. Little and often donchano so little mountain fellers just fit the bill.
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Mockney actor cunts
Gotta say I detest alleged actors like Ray ( I’m ‘enry de Haidth ) Winstone and Bob (Gorblimey) Hoskins – lap of luxury middle class cunts who enter a ponce creating drama school like RADA and come out the other end arse ready mockney cunts. Then it’s a job for life. Strewth guv. Wot a liberty. Fuck orf you cunts.
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Posh cunt. Wid those teeth you’d hope she’d pass on dat blow job. Wasn’t she once the girlfriend of Bill Cockroach on Crossdale Street in da 60’s. All dem fags have preserved her in a perpetual smile- or is dat the botox? If you burnt her all would be left would be der teeth. Maybe Bill would come and collect dem in a box before they send him down. Fucking shame.
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Love a bit of posh totty
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On the fragrant la Lumley one hears she can still shag thirty gurkhas at a go. Bit long in the tooth now for posh totty but a game old gel. Likes a light bite with her Pims. Little and often donchano so little mountain fellers just fit the bill.
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Kindly use this spellchecked version. If only this site could allow us to edit our own comments. Would benefit a fellow when he’s enjoyed a few sherberts.
Mockney actor cunts
Gotta say I detest alleged actors like Ray ( I’m ‘enry de Haidth ) Winstone and Bob (Gorblimey) Hoskins – lap of luxury middle class cunts who enter a ponce creating drama school like RADA and come out the other end arse ready mockney cunts. Then it’s a job for life. Strewth guv. Wot a liberty. Fuck orf you cunts.
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Strangely, I can edit or delete your comments, but you can’t edit your own. The Eye is the expert. Maybe there is a switch somewhere we can tweak? Don’t know…
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Duly cunted!
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