Harriet Tubman

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Harriet fucking Tubman, (An American Historical Cunting) revered in America for fighting against slavery and equal rights for woman seemingly a fucking Saint.

But no a Cunt, in fact a proper fucking cunt. First she was a fucking criminal (An escaped fucking Slave no less) who conspired to thieve other slaves with gay abandon.
Secondly she was a total and utter fucking loon who suffered seizures, various types of spack attacks and thought she could talk to God.

In short a fucking witch type of cunt. Finally she was a fucking ugly ditch pig of a woman, a true Stegosaurus type of split arsed cunt.

Nominated by : Ollie Burtons Grandad

17 thoughts on “Harriet Tubman

  1. What a total cunt.. Escaped cunts should be shot repeatedly in the face. Tis only right after, all. Fucking seizures and shit, It makes me angry and want to burn stuff (and people). Kill, crush destroy.

  2. Thomas Jefferson (Another Historical American Cunting) Author of the Declaration of Independence, Founding father and American Hero was in fact a proper fucking Hypocritical Cunt.

    One might have wondered why this fucking Beak nosed pointy chinned cunt never abolished slavery whilst President of the USA, Fucking simple really; He had a huge farm full of slaves, cotton picking cunt eh?

    Whats better is that he also was a slave fucker, He knocked up one Slave 6 fucking times; even worse the Salve concerned was his wife’s half fucking sister!!! I suppose that makes him an incestuous fucking fuck of a Cunt as well.

    They don’t mention that bit much do they; the philandering sister fucking cunt.

    • Fucking right. The founding father seems a right royal cunt. A cunt of epic proportions. A truly momentous and fucking cunt. But at least his wage bill was low thus keeping the basic price of cotton within affordable limits. But still a cunt. Anyway, I think slave labour is much underrated these days. I could do with a couple of ‘soap dodgers’ as slaves myself. Fuck yer, I could stay in bed all day and drink beer and get the cunty slaves to burn shit for me. Wad ya think?

  3. To be honest I think the reintroduction of slavery would be a great boost to the UK Economy and help us get the HMS Great Britain back on the straight and narrow.

    Of course you would have to bring back the birch, flogging and other such crimes back to make sure the fuckers did what they were told. All in all a fucking good idea.

    Bet the do gooding liberal cunts would whinge tho……..get the bastards into irons!!

    • The birch, flogging, irons? Ah dear boy in Eton circles those intruments of discipline are still very much de rigueur. They bond a fellow man to man doncha know. The dark secret behind the relationship between Cameron and Clegg. Discipline behind the bike sheds.It’s what made Britain great. And black boys naturally.

  4. Yes slavery is a good thing. Perhaps I could have several slaves. I like the idea of disciplining them myself. A severe and sound thrashing never hurt anyone. Fucking slaves anyway. Should be able to buy them at Tescos. I suppose them left wing hand wringing, limp wristed, bleeding heart liberals cunts would whine about equal rights for slaves. Yet they would be the first to queue up at Tescos when the new ‘slave line’ arrived. Fucking cunting hypocrites. I think the time is ripe for the reintroduction of slavery. I think we should all write to our MP’s . We need slavery on the political agenda. And we need a slogan. What about: ‘Why burn stuff yourself when you can get your slave to do it’. Fucking catchy, eh?

  5. Well you could start with all those fucking Asylum seekers who are hear as global parasites, get those lazy fuckers to be the first in the “Slave Line” I reckon the Supermarkets would be fighting to get the Slave Trade in, I suppose you could get club card points as well.

    How about “Never clean your shitter: Use a slave and make it fitter” A bit wank but it fucking rhymes

    • Yea, I like the slogan. Perhaps if we can make a bundle of these cunts we can burn them. Fuck, endless supply of these useless cunts. Solves our energy crisis. How about: ‘Burn a gypo cos it makes you want to burn gypos’. Tautology I know. Shit, I know it don’t rhyme but who likes gypos? Cunts.

    • You should be running for office old mate.

      Could run under the banner of ‘let’s sort the cunts out’

      • Yes Alf, your are fucking right! I could run as a ‘stop the cunts party’. Lets have multiple slogans: ‘lets sort the cunts out’, ‘why kill a cunt when can kill all the cunts’ and my favourite- ‘lets burn cunts and gypos’. Load of fucking cunts.

  6. What is wrong with ya ppl this is why the world is so fucked up because stupid ass uneducated people like ya

    • We are talking about a fucking slave here and a cunting escaped slave at that! Not a real person just a slave cunt. Cato the elder used to kill his own slaves- good man that Cato the elder. Carthago delenda est.

  7. if i had a Polish slave and i wanted to trade it in at Tescos how many Romanians would i get? is there a going rate?

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