Martin Roberts, the champion cunt who presents Homes Under The Hammer on BBC1.
Everything about this cunt screams cuntitude through the TV screen: yes I hate his constant cuntish puns, his cuntish blazers with low buttons to try to make the fat cunt look thinner, but most of all I despise the cunt’s hair which looks like its been fluffed up with a fucking egg whisk to cover up the fact he’s clearly going bald.
If ever the Professor of Cuntery chair at Cambridge becomes vacant, this smug fat cunt would be a fucking shoe-in. Also he looks like he’s related to another prize cunt: David Van Day out of Dollar.
Nominated by : Yootha Joyce
David Whelan (Chairman of Wigan Athletic Dirty Bastards FC) is a Senile old Blind fuckwitt of a Cunt. His total cuntishness can be seen from the fact that he gave the fucking Tories £250,000.
In dire need of a visit from the Grim Reaper so he can be fucked off from this planet, the Cunt
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Colin Murray the irritating Paddy arsehole who presents MOTD2 is an utter fucking Cunt; so much so that even the fucking BBC are getting rid of the sad twat
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Shane Duffy, Everton FC.
Drunken cunt out being all rebel cunt on St Patricks Day tweets ‘up the IRA’ cunts then, next morning when the shit hitsnthe fan and the drink wears off, tries to blame it on one of his friends…what a cunt.
Especially nice of him when it’s the twentieth anniversary of the IRA Warrington bomb which killed two kids, one an Everton fan.
How that cunt will ever have the nerve to walk not Goodison again, I’ll never know.
Dirty cunt.
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Walk into Goodison!
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Please view the following. There will be nothing in the world of cunt nomination to beat the aggregate cunt total in the photo included. It’s the pinnacle of cunt. The Everest.
http://entertainment.uk.msn.com/trending-blog/morrissey-is-related-to-footballer-robbie-keane
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All I can say is that I have an itchy cunt.
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Do you have septic cunt disease then Slutty or just cuntrot? Either way you sound a right minging fuckpiece
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Oh goodness counting me! You sound like a right cunting cunt! But back to the serious stuff now. My minging cunt is itchy because I have a cuntful of festering syphilis in my hairy axe wound.
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I especially like how homes under the hammer is on in the day when all the unemployed cunts and single mother cunts that will never afford a house get to watch a couple who retired at 45 no doubt through being cunts buy a new 7 bed country house with 2 heated garages and 35 acres of pristine woodland. From the comfort of their deprived slum.
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