Jimmy Carr is a Cambridge cunt and former Shell marketing exec with a millionaire father. Well placed then to understand the woes of the world. He looks like a ventriloquist’s dummy with his hand up his own arse working his face. His persona is Botox max and is never seen without makeup (the poor cunt is getting a bit old and jowly to cut it with the yoof). He does do some real work though. He applies his own eyeliner!The tax dodge he now calls “a terrible mistake” as though someone from his cash savvy background could not be fully aware of a total scam scheme like that. It buggers belief.
The aging wanker’s latest tour is called Gagging Order. Well you make me gag cunt.
Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke
Jimmy Carr is a smug, funny as diarrhoea, tax dodging type of Cunt.
I hope HMRC probe your face with a fucking shovel you tight arsed plastic faced Bastard. What a Cunt.
Nominated by : Ollie Burtons Grandad
Unfunny cunt of a cunt
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Ain’t Britain fucking great? Cunts like this are paraded around making smug observations that a fucking 8 year old could come up with and they pass for grade A entertainers. What’s worse is that fucking dumb cunts up and the country actually find this cunt funny…. Wtf?
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This is an excellent nomination. The creepy-faced cunt is a nasty piece of work. Basically aiming for below-the-belt on every subject he discusses, in an attempt to cover up for his total lack of wit and talent. Fuck off and die, you smug fuck.
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Sort of sums this wank stain up
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someone should slit him open with a screwdriver pour in a good helping of petrol in the hole, and set fire to the cunt, let him burn slowly to death from the inside.
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Jimmy Carr is an unfunny, tax dodging, silver spoonfed, flat faced fucking cunt!
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I’m relieved other people can see this guy for the true cunt he is! He’s disgusting. He’s his own number one fan. And what’s more is he is a greedy & conceited CUNT! The worst cunts of all!
People that think he’s funny & pay good money to see him are seriously deluded – he’s a talentless knob!
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Jimmy Carr has the most punchable face I’ve ever seen,, you can hear a pin drop in my house when he’s telling jokes on my television, the most unfunny man in the universe….
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Was funny a decade ago, or maybe just new at that point, but now he’s a formulaic plastic faced cunt, which I think he accepts. It’s the money he wants and the cunts of whores.
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