Did I say it was going to get catastrophically warmer? Ooops! And now you have demonised CO2 , have built all those windmills and shut down all those coal plants , buggered food production with biodiesel and ethanol and generally gone a long way towards completely fucking your economy and energy policy and increased energy bills for everyone?

Deary Me! Sorry about that! It turns out I did not have a fucking clue what I was talking about!

Still, I am a lovely old man, aren’t I?

No, James Lovelock, you are fucking mad old gimmer of a cunt.

Nominated by : Jack