The Clash

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The Clash are cunts.

Yeah, right on, fucking rich boys playing radicals, with their designer punk clothes.

I wish that open topped cadillac had crashed and a bus had run over their fucking greasy heads.

The Cunts

Nominated by sandinista cool man yeah right-on baby

21 thoughts on “The Clash”

  3. From Hurling Dervish

    As it’s the season of good will I’d like to wish all you proper cunts a merry xmas and all that shit……..but I can’t because I’m a miserable arsehole cunt who’s been exposed to too much fuckin’ Adele this week and have a banging headache AND I have to work over the holiday, and can’t get pissed up and fucking wankered, so you can all fuck off and go watch fuckin’ Dr Who or something.

    Oh, and I hope your fuckin’ IPad’s, IPhone’s or bloody IPods fucking break or don’t work on Xmas day.
    Cunts.

  5. My good lady’s Ex has just rocketed from being a fuckwitted twat to being a proper nasty cunt.
    He informed his 4 children that despite the fact they are spending Xmas day with him and his lazy wife, they will not be getting a proper Xmas dinner. Why? because they will be having one with us on Boxing Day.
    Instead they will be served a buffet lunch a la Iceland, cryogenically suspended treats inculding “Trifle slices” for fucks sake.
    Mind you he will be tucking into turkey on Boxing Day when his children have gone.
    Tight arsed miserable fucking cunt. A Merry Kerry Xmas to you Cuntface.

  6. Michael Buble is a perma grinned white toothed Canadian wank actor and shit singing type of Cunt.

    When he does his poncy dancing he looks just like a spastic Troy Tempest. Fuck off back to Canada you annoying Argie shagging bastard.

  7. Has anyone one cunted Cilla fucking Black? If not, here we go;- What a fucking talentless harridan of a cunt. Did anyone from Liverpool ever talk like that or is that what living in the home counties for 4 fucking decades does? With a singing voice like finger nails scraping a blackboard and a face like a fucking gargoyle.
    Worra cunt.

  8. Jesus that fucker sounds like a right fucking Scrooge type of cunt. His name should be Eboneezer. What a fucking tosser.

  10. About time The Clash got a good cunting, remember this was a band who were part of the so called Punk revolution, where the older and better bands were called over indulgent yet this bunch brought out a triple fucking album like they were fucking Yes !

  11. Thank you very much stressed and best wishes to you for the rest of the festive season.
    Turning to the Miserable Fucking Cunt tho, it appears that he has a very bad case of IBS so with a bit if luck he will shit himself during his turkey dinner.
    Every cloud has a silver lining.

  14. ‘CBS promote the Clash but it aint for revolution its just for cash’ – CUNTS. They ceased to be punks after their first two albums. Sell-out cunts. Tommy Gun – wished they used one on themselves.
    And OBG is a legend!

  15. In the interest of balance if you cunt The Clash you have to cunt The Jam! Or Weller to be specific, with his wanky dyed hair. And Lydon the butter salesman.

  16. Topper was a fucking ace drummer! The Clash went shit when they sacked him (like The Byrds: when they fired David Crosby. Gram Parsons was an overrated cunt!)

    Best bands of the so-called punk era? Buzzcocks or The Stranglers.

    • Sandinista was overindulgent shite though (most of it anyway). They were trying to do a “White Album”. But they failed. “Helter Skelter” alone blows everything off Sandinista away…

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