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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!
Traveller mum stopped in Tesco ‘made to feel like a terrorist’,
did she fuck, so she now claims metal health trauma, prejudice, stigma.
Now working in “Retail” I can tell you the cunts come in here, starburst at the door, one assigned distraction mode whilst the others stuff as much shit in their pockets as the can.
I had one cunt screaming at me calling me a racist when I offered him assistance as a personal shopper!
The kids, well a totally different breed, I caught one trying to nick a few tools and he humbly put them back and then stood outside with his head hung, why?
Because he knew when he got home he was going to get a kicking, not for Nicking stuff, but for failure to nick anything!
Now fucking plumbing, the cunts have been stripping our philmac mains water connections like a vulture on a carcass, thing is they haven’t stolen any of the inserts so I think the new mains system for the gypo site is going to look like a prime Thames water installation soon when the unions blow.
And they wonder why they are always suspected of theft? its a bit like another group and their penchant for stabbing!
https://www.devonlive.com/news/devon-news/traveller-mum-stopped-tesco-made-10371234?utm_source=newsshowcase&utm_medium=gnews&utm_campaign=CDAqKggAIhCFHKb1XdXdQ9oMOfePQViwKhQICiIQhRym9V3V3UPaDDn3j0FYsDCl86AE&utm_content=rundown&gaa_at=la&gaa_n=ASWzDAhpjxVlzYePmCdzoD-ZhW_trrNVpGBdwk3McX0Q5d7eiZX_h0jwSvup5MM-onXVYIUzS3R4tJX3rh8GLwwjhjCMuze5DvCbcgNIzTg%3D&gaa_ts=6884af0b&gaa_sig=9RUJWyGGlg5Tqj69ILY-u4_ZcBOc1zhDSzr-q8oLmIxB3OTEeXL8bPjmneSlzAuJy_bKzATGqWYoxZzPmBV3Xg%3D%3D
another fucking big URL! fuck me
Lord Benny, I can’t post this as it stands. The Link supports the woman you are cunting. C.A.
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The Right not to work or so it seems…
Punk always made sense to me — I grew up in the ’70s, when the future looked bleak.
That’s why it’s almost laughable that my favorite song, Right to Work by Chelsea, now stands in such contrast to today’s twisted narrative — where avoiding work is practically a badge of honor. If anything, the new mantra seems to be the right not to work.
When I left school, getting an apprenticeship felt like chasing smoke. Same faces, same hopeless crowds at those cattle-call tests. At one, we were told not to be discouraged — over 2,000 applications for 5 jobs. Grim doesn’t cover it.
I finally landed something — barely worth mentioning — and spent the next decade watching every engineering firm I worked for shut down. Redundancy after redundancy.
But I kept going. Claiming £40 a week dole, handing most of it to my mum, standing in line to be treated like a leech — that was all the motivation I needed to keep searching. Not working wasn’t an option. It was survival.
I don’t regret any of it. But I do despair at how far we’ve drifted from honest graft — how work has become optional in the minds of some, and how delusional that belief really is.
Please find a link buddy. C.A.
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2 State Starmer..almost inevitably..
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cdrkj810plvt
Our Heroic Leader has given Israel an ultimatum…do as he says or he’ll jolly well report them to the U.N,pat his chums in Hamás on the back for a job well done and “recognise” the State of Palestine.
I’m certain the IDF will now immediately pack up and go home,leaving those nice peaceful Palestinians to continue the wonderful work they’ve done to improve their “homeland”.
History says otherwise but,as we know,a towering international statesman like P.M Starmer can turn any situation around with his iron resolve and courage to tackle any problem head on,with clarity and vision.
What a man.
What a leader.
What a cunt.
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A special cunting for Chloe Kelly
Why is she a cunt, she was the hero of the Euro final against Spain, providing the cross for the equaliser and scoring the winning penalty. She also scored the winner in the last Euros final.
The answer is she said she was so proud to be English, can’t write the English off and then in an interview with Alex Scott on the stage in front of Buck House said it feels so fucking special – how dare she be proud to be English, fucking blonde and white, hasn’t she had the memo, English 🏴 is racist.
I am joking, this girl has more fucking bottle than the entire fucking men’s team put together, came back after a very serious knee injury in 2020 being out for just under a year, was written off by the critics but she has English blood flowing through he veins. Yes English blood (you know, real English not the new multicultural shite).
Ok its womens football, sorry 😂
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtbBmJvzx-8&pp=0gcJCfwAo7VqN5tD
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Age verification is a cunt,
I am of a certain age where carnal offerings can sometimes be passed up for an interesting documentary on TV or the fact that my body does not seem to be assembled properly and the required actions will only damage it more.
My internet viewing involves regular updates from various war zones, and I would guess that on average I see at least 12 people die a day in sometimes bizarre but often brutal manner.
This requires no age verification so if they want a 7-year-old can watch archive footage from a dead soldier’s helmet camera where he was stabbed to death in hand to hand, whether that is healthy for their development or not I don’t know, but it certainly debunks Hollywood films.
So the subject, Porn, to watch porn within the “accepted parameters” you are required to pass age verification, whether it be by credit card (mine does not support this function, but I wont be taking that up with the bank) or facial verification (at this point I got a big thumbs up and smiley with the words ”at your age WOW”.
So driving home for lunch the old man woke up, the Mrs is at work so I thought I would sneak a look, I have appx 40 mins, to eat, exercise the hound, and something recreational, well today I lost half of that doing age verification for a video that I was not 100% happy with, but as I couldn’t be arsed with further verification I browsed it.
I see the come back of printed jazz mags and blue movies, this age verification shit really gets in the way of a quick one off the wrist, but at the same time I can watch the most explicit violence with no checks.
Bunch of prudish cunts
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I should like to venture an nomination on this esteemed site.
Most Popular Boys & Girls Names (2024)
As the story says, the most popular names for children born in 2024 in England and Wales have been released, with Athena and Yahya making it into the top 100 for the first time.
Guess what tops the list of boys’ names for the second year running?
Yep, Muhammad.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckgyznp615zo
Are we surprised?
No Adolph and no Rastus then.
As for `unusual` names (where the `parents` got so full of booze and class-A drugs whist mesmerized by total shite on the TV / interweb) there are, for the boys: Cuthbert, Crispin, Awesome and Beckham, and for girls: Orchid, Poem, Sicily and Everest.
So, welcome to the Islamic State of the Disunited Kingdom.
Shit be upon us.
Vent your spleens, cunters.
🫤
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Admin, `whilst` (not whist) obviously. Thank you.
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Gay people in mens jobs and the trouble that hamburgers can cause in the workplace.
Sean McGhie is a Scottish removalman.
Hes fruity as fuck.
Anyway he fell out with his boss who wouldn’t buy him a hamburger and has successfully been awarded £5,500 in compensation.
His boss must be fuckin puddled.
Not only would i not employ a screeching arsebandit id not interview the little flamer.
Heavy manual labour.
His wrists will be weak.
Thats not me being homophobic.
I wouldn’t employ sooties, ramjams, carpetkissers, squints, japs, yanks, moose fuckers, cripples, midgets, speccy twats,
The list is endless.
No malice, but im running a business not fucking pride weekend.
But i would of bought him a burger im not tight like his boss.
Flame on!!!
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Admin@
Really sorry but cant do links on this new phone unless its Youtube.
Not omitted through any laziness.
Any fellow cunter wants to do the link im fine with that👍
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https://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/25140424.inverkeithing-worker-awarded-5-5k-employment-tribunal/
Here we are.
Fast food,homosexuáls and an employment tribunal….all rolled into one.
The mind boggles.
Dear me.
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Virginia councilman Lee Vogler & the petrol attack.
It seems that this chap was just “going about his daily office business,” when a bloke called Shotsie Michael Buck Hayes, a 29 year old from from Danville, who is now being done for attempted first degree murder, managed to force his way in, then poured a U.S. gallon’s worth of gasoline over him from a bucket he had carried in, then when Vogler attempted to flee, chased after him, then set it all alight. This was apparently personal, so he had some kind of grudge, nothing to do with Vogler’s political role. It seems that this type of attack today is not an uncommon act throughout the world.
Ugandan Olympian Rebecca Cheptegei was doused with petrol, then set on fire by her former boyfriend, leading to her death a few days later, due to extensive burns.
Surinder Kumar a 27 year old from India had petrol poured over his body, & in his mouth, during a brutal assault over a land dispute. He died later from his injuries.
The list goes on, but from what I have assumed, most of these examples happen in India. The latest victim is very lucky to be alive. I am still not sure though if the fuel that was used in these instances was either Premium, or Regular?
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What passes for comedy.
Attached is a tedious list of the ‘funniest’ jokes at the Edinburgh fringe. Take some time to read them. I think you’ll find it enlightening of what comedy has become.
Laugh? I thought I’d never start. And I didnt.
No doubt this collection of hilarious ‘comedians’ will be appearing on suitably dire tv programmes some time soon. (Taskmaster? 8 out of 10 cats? Songs of Praise?)
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/celebrity/the-funniest-jokes-of-the-edinburgh-fringe-2025/ar-AA1JIlti?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=LCTS&cvid=f6a1aef3f0c04eaf847fe155d19c42c9&ei=55
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If I may, may I add a supporting link of a bloke folding a sheet? which is apparently `comedy` at said festival …
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/c5ylwve7dkeo
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The ‘modern’ shopping experience
People with no spatial awareness who are completely oblivious to everything going on around them.
I go to the supermarché. 2 people are walking in front of me as I go through the entrance. They both just randomly stop right inside the entrance causing me to nearly go into the back of them. They stand there debating and deliberating over some trivial bullshit while blocking the barriers to get in.
Blood pressure starts to increase. “Excuse me!” I say. “Oh err sorry” they say. Walking down one of the aisles and a family walks down 4 a-side down the aisle. I stand my ground. Eventually they realise and one of them steps behind the others.
Down another aisle. I don’t know why people do this but a person ahead decides to turn their trolley sideways blocking the aisle and then does a u-turn.
Getting more annoyed now.
Further along and a group of people gathering what appears to be their entire family for a reunion down one of the aisles blocking it.
People with a scan as you shop gun, but forget to scan as they shop so go to the till anyway with a massive trolley full of stuff.
People who only have their phone or watch to pay with like their Dick Tracy or something.
People who stop at the top an escalator also piss me off.
How can you not know where you’re going. It takes ages to get to the top of the escalator. Plenty of time to decide. There’s only a couple of options sometimes. FFS.
I hate shopping. I’d have it delivered but I’m too tight to pay for it and they substitute weird shit with your order. Like when they don’t have the right dog food, so they send a chew toy instead. WTF?
The only link I could find is American I believe, I say, I believe naaaah boooy!!
https://www.southernliving.com/rude-things-people-do-at-grocery-store-8722376
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Recognising a Palestinian State…
Our much loved – sorry – loathed PM is now ‘threatening’ Israel that if they don’t meet certain ‘conditions’, them he will recognise a Palestinan State by September.
For a start, no surprise he is prioritising the probems of others (i.e: foreigers) over his own country and people.
Then there’s this ‘Palestinian State’. Why doesn’t Starmer and all those other leftie Hamas bumming cunts also officially recognise Brigadoon? How about Wheelie World? Or Narnia? Then there’s the land Jamie’s magic torch took him to every night? No? What, they don’t exist? Neither does an official Palestinian bloody State. Haven’t these pricks learned from Iraq and Afghanistan that these shitholes and their inhabitants are sod all to do with us, and it only ends badly for us. Usually by military graves or acts of terrorism. They refer to us as infidels and ‘Briteesh Pigs’ anyway. So why recoginse them at all?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvgp5z1vvj5o
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An Irate London Underground Passenger:
I am sorry I can’t name him, but I can show you a picture. After I tell you what he did you probably won’t need to see it.
It seems this gentleman had been debarred from leaving the train at Euston (reason not given, but no doubt for good reason). This didn’t deter our shirtless passenger, who did what any English gentleman would do in the circumstances and broke the window to get out, which he did, swearing at tube staff the while, no doubt allowed to leave the station without a police escort. Isn’t it wonderful in Suckdick’s London?:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14962975/moment-tube-passenger-kicks-window-train.html
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Right. As usual I like to dial it back a bit to keep us all sane.
So today I am cunting Tupperware.
The other weekend I made 6 portions of chicken Thai curry. (Was fucking lovely, even reheated – a special recipe of people are interested I will share)
And I got my 6 containers out… 4 of which, the lid interacted with the body just fine.
The other 2, nah. They be popping lids and turning into rhomboids and all sorts of shit.
I threw them back in the draw in anger and fast forward to today, having eaten the curries. I now have 5 piles of warped, distorted lidless plastic bullshit.
You find a base. Yep. You find a lid. Yep. Do they match? Of course they fucking don’t.
Try to put the lid on: it resists. You press harder…One corner clicks down and the other end leaps off like a fucking spring trap.
You try again; sweating, rage building and suddenly the entire bastard thing collapses inwards like a neutron star and sprays your leftovers all over the floor.
Now your bolognese is on the tiles, your cat is trying to eat the Bolognese which will make him shit his pants and you are left slamming plastic rectangles together like some mong on a crystal maze timer. All you need is Richard O’Brien with a harmonica in the background and your set.
Don’t …fucking don’t…even get me started on the ‘warped by microwave’ elite tier of these arsehole containers.
They don’t just refuse to stack and oblige being quantised: they bend reality.
Try fitting a warped lid on a warped base and congratulations… Will you start the fans….please!
Fucking grim. And that’s without last week’s curry smelling like a adminals pie I cooked back in 1999.
Plastic pricks. Can’t rely on them, can’t stack them, seal them or depend on them, even when they are in front of you and they shapeshift when any heat is applied to them.
Should employ them as MP’s and save £90k a pop 😉
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Angela Rayner.
Not content with pissing off farmers, fishermen, pensioners and working people to name but a few, the Ginger Minger and her hated government are now coming after the nations allotments. She has given the green light for cash-strapped councils to sell off assets including allotments to fund day-to-day spending.
Isn’t that what our Council Tax is for? You know the one that has just gone up by an average of 5% in April?
These allotments are important and they are part of our nations history with some dating back to the mid 18th century. They provide relaxation, social interaction and kids learning about nature as well as growing low cost food.
They are nostalgic and a little piece of old England with generations of families on the same plot, traditionally the British white working class growing their own produce because of a lack of a garden in their own cramped homes. No wonder Labour hates the idea, its just not diverse and multicultural enough and doesn’t involve Pakistani bus drivers digging for victory to save us all in World War Two. Probably hotbeds of anti-government rhetoric and far-right extremism too.
We all know that these plots will be sold off for housing to accomodate the never ending tide of third world scum and is free driving lessons and football match tickets for these parasites now know as ‘day-to-day spending’ because they are not spending it on fixing potholes, litter, hedge cutting and strimming verges in my local town. Rayner needs fucking composting.
Yahoo
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In addition to cuntings for the recognition of a Palestinian state our glorious leader (who obviously has no intention of fighting the next GE) is planning to bring 300 kids from Gaza (with at least one adult each) for treatment on the NHS
Talk about having a zero regard for the British people, there will be a viral backlash should some British kid waiting for urgent treatment be bumped down in preference for a Gaza kid.
What is the chance these cunts will ever go back, none whatsoever.
And why? Can’t the Gaza kids go to Jordan, Turkey, Iran, Iraq, UAE, Saudi, Egypt rather than the UK.
Unbelievable.
https://www.itv.com/news/2025-08-03/hundreds-of-children-from-gaza-to-be-brought-to-uk-for-medical-treatment
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Performance Enhancing Semi Gaynéss in lower league Football.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx23vkzjyz5o
In yet another triumph for Our Aunty Beeb they’ve not only found a way to promote The Dark Key & The Gay in sport,but also attempt to belittle other football clubs who oddly don’t give a fuck about some random cunts private “preferences”.
The funny fellow claims “coming out” has made him a better player,egged on by the club’s manager who really should know better.
Perhaps if the entire team decides to become a Gay then they will be playing in the Premiership by next season?
If so,why aren’t all the top clubs in world football getting On The Other Bus?
It’s quite the mystery.
Its safe to say Nobby Stiles would not be amused.
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Chris Bryant M.P:
Clearly the old reverend feels he has not been getting enough attention lately, with younger pansies like Streeting and Kyle grabbing all the headlines, so the grubby vicar, he of the taty blue underpants and “gay” dating sites, tell us a sad tale of how, as an “innocent”(?) 16 year old he was propositioned by a theatre director (surely not!), and it was such an unwelcome shock, he went on seeing him time and time again, and even conducted the desperate old buggers funeral. He also advises that he has been taken advantage of by at least 5 other MPs since his sordid career started in politics.
All I can say is that I didn’t know there were five blind MPs in Parliament. But seriously, poofters in Parliament, all looking for a safe seat, no dount.
Bryant really does have a vivid imagination – do you think he might have been a solicitor as well?.
Chris really must have something special – they don’t call him Big Dick for nothing – no, he has to bribe them.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn923pdq8yzo
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Harry Hill’s Stepfathers Premature Death is a CUNT
Fuck me, no one likes death, it brings misery to those who it affects, and can lead to months of mourning, in some cases severe depression.
However, I can’t recall a death that has borne such an unfunny cunt as Harry Hill
This oversized collar wearing twat, ill fitting suit, top pocket rammed with pens, is less funny that catching your genital in the blades of a combine harvester.
I’ve tried, several times, to find something of comedic value in Hill, from his Showaddywaddy loafers, to his constant screwed up, tongue out the mouth lizard licking, and still find him a completely irritating cunt.
So when I happened to glance at The Blatantly Bullshit Cunt website, link https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c70x8gx5n9wo I realised that some deaths can indeed affect a much wider group of people than the immediate family, personally it still affects me now.
Luckily with today’s numerous options for viewing, I am quite able to avoid Hill, but fuck me, a few years ago avoiding the cunt was far more difficult
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Pedro Pascal is a cunt, isn’t he.
Why is this irritating greaser popping up in every film and TV series, sorry “season” going? It’s difficult to glean from his irritating accent, whether he’s a eurocunt or a Mexicunt, but it’s a grating accent nonetheless.
He was in Game of Thtones as a flunkey to that wooden, dragon bint, he was in some shit TV series with a mouthy, ugly, northern bird, then in another rapacious Star Wars spinoff, now he’s in a marvel superhero re-make for pubescent kids. Goodness, what a back catalogue.
Naturally, he’s obsessively pro-trans/alphabet people. In a feud with JK Rowling over the problem issue, he said Rowling displayed “heinous loser behaviour”. The virtue-signalling lickspittle once went to an event wearing a t-shirt that said ‘Protect the dolls’ in support the men-in-dresses and she-danglers. Why do these toadying bootlickers always cuddle up to the LadyBoys?
There’s something not quite right about this turd. Something a tad creepy.
With his handlebar dirty sanchez, he looks like Magnum P.I. with a melted face or perhaps Burt Reynolds after he’s had a stroke. Alternatively, his pubic whiskers might just be a cock-doormat.
Overrated, squirrelly cunt.
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