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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!
Penis enlargement is a cunt,
it would seem that POP up (I love it) penis enlargement clinics are rife in Scotland
Not something I have considered myself, but seems to be a Scottish thing at the moment, but that’s what happens if you insist on wearing a skirt in cold windy conditions,
so I quote.
“The NHS source said one patient attended A&E after having a vaseline-type substance injected into his penis.
“The side effects were so severe he had his penis amputated,” they said.
Now that in its self is a bit of a cunt, because without his sticky out thing he dosent have many options.
The NHS source said one patient attended A&E after having a vaseline-type substance injected into his penis.
“The men who come in looking for help with side-effects say there are often queues down the street to get into one of these day clinics.”
now is this true, or is pencil dick trying to pretend he is not the only one I wonder?
The article is both interesting and informative, and makes me wonder about their willingness to have their manhood mutilated.
https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/botched-penis-botox-filler-injections-35593206?utm_source=newsshowcase&utm_medium=gnews&utm_campaign=CDAqEAgAKgcICjCu56IJMOafuAIwgsOgBA&utm_content=rundown&gaa_at=la&gaa_n=ASWzDAihUiHT_d59DBaJKIK2s3jZxi2IGj4CKFZZIup63gbXz4hg6ZNISnryG5ecWcpTSdGo266zb8Y1FNT8MgNQjtVdqKljIJjUc0Kxhd8%3D&gaa_ts=68825935&gaa_sig=3jjRLOhS1tYnUfVET9T4-DhdTqgiomV1rJuiujPSatrB14x3Cur9uZ3BVTq4dJIcXWlNIV3gj4q4ARxq22Fsaw%3D%3D
Fuck another massive URL!
or do Scottish lady’s have fanny’s like buckets?
Do tell if you have had the pleasure.
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Mohammed Wahid Mohammed
Refugees welcome! Asylum seekers welcome! That’s what I say; a statement from me that all on IsAC wil lknow to be genuine and heartfelt.
A special roll-out of the red carpet to a certain Mr Mohammed Wahid Mohammed, who has honoured the country with his presence. Mr Mohammed (a very common name around here these days) is a 22-year-old asylum seeker from Syria, who enticed a 12-year-old girl into a room above a Birmingham shop where he was working. Illegally. After telling the kid that it ‘wasn’t safe on the streets’, and giving her a vape and crisps, he then (in common with many of his ilk) proceeded to rape her.
The cunt apparently cried when sentenced to a 12 year (out in six) sentence, no doubt for himself and not for his victim.
So there you have it folks; another everyday story of cunty rubbish that’s invading us, just one story among many. And guess who’s paying for it all as usual.
https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/asylum-seeker-raped-12-year-32078647
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Links provided to save the lovely Sam Beau a bit of extra work.
And now that this has been released from the purgatory of moderation, a couple of corrections:
1. The end of the first sentence should end “past 11 years, for a cunting”.
2. The next sentence should be saying “lucrative contracts” not “lucrative contract”.
Thanks in advance for fixing these, Admin.
I’ll take care of it, HCB – NA.
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I think i can better ron Knee,
meet, Sid Ali Djelid
Now this nice Algerian gimigrant swings both ways raping both men and women (at least they are not kids)
https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/face-evil-rapist-who-preyed-32130720
after 6 months of roger and rob he was finally caught, how many victims there really were I doubt we will ever know, because if I were to go on the piss and be subjected to a massive arse rogering it certainly wouldn’t be something I would talk about.
https://www.manchesterworld.uk/news/crime/manchesters-gay-village-rapist-who-lay-in-wait-found-guilty-of-sex-attacks-5241340?utm_source=newsshowcase&utm_medium=gnews&utm_campaign=CDAQvJWh1pP_18PBARiUldfy1LDqtL0BKhAIACoHCAowsqKpCzCkrcED&utm_content=rundown
there you go another fuck off big URL to keep you busy
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Simple nom:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cj9v987d4kjo
I’m no accountant but …
A decade of keeping these worthless scum inside then monitoring them forever
Or
8m of rope.
We need to look at our priorities.
Not against publishing this, but it’s too short and thus needs more detail. Don’t just rely on the link. Thanks – NA.
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With your permission, Admin, I would just offer a quote from that link: “Aspiring rapper Kelyan Bokassa was stabbed 27 times as he sat on the back seat of a route 472 bus in Woolwich,”
Yet another great loss to the musical profession – he might have become to the world of song what George Formby was to Auntie Maggie’s Remedy.
27 times seems a bit harsh. I can only assume the killers came from the Performing Rights Society, and their defence will be that he was not performing right.
Let’s stop all the rapping and get the kids to embrace their inner Thangham Debbonaire. When she lost her political job, she went back to her cello, so she always has some action between her legs, and that is the best they can hope for,
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To add to this cunting I would like everyone to note that aspiring rapper Kelyan Bokassa was also carrying a knife in his waistband
Unfortunately the little angel Kelvan didn’t even get the chance to draw his blade. So swift and brutal was the pavement ape on pavement ape attack.
W. C. Boggs & Odin – Thanks guys for adding some ‘colour’ to the story. Much appreciated as it makes it easier to write this up and get it published for everyone to enjoy. Ta – NA.
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Greenpeace, or the fact we let them get away with it, bunch of cunts
So currently we have a group of people suspended from the fourth Bridge (unfortunately not by their necks) as they Block a waterway to prevent an American tanker delivering virgin plastic from docking.
Now a few things come to mind, the lack of tethered horses on the bridge make me think the arrived by less environmentally friendly transport,
Both the ropes that suspend them, the banners and more than likely the clothes they wear are made of the plastics they choose to stop others using.
Next would be the “crowd management deployed by the police, they have blocked the bridge to road users.
Now I personally would just cut the ropes and let them drop in the river (or invite the local clay pigeon club over for some practice), however for obvious reasons I am excluded from such decision making.
so logic dictates you just tie on to their ropes and gently lower them into a police boat and bus them off into custody, Will they do it? will they fuck!
so the Police are cunts too.
https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/forth-road-bridge-closed-after-35618816?utm_source=newsshowcase&utm_medium=gnews&utm_campaign=CDAqEAgAKgcICjCu56IJMOafuAIwpvGgBA&utm_content=rundown&gaa_at=g&gaa_n=ASWzDAjJrOqkt-POXGfWGJzZnSLmyUAxqO0qrWwPReG40RCaB2qB-WpXy4Crf0HzRql-rHnRFCyXbcZKUZrIE1f1yPCtNTFS-_kNvmbwNhI%3D&gaa_ts=68848f38&gaa_sig=ySzJat1ewYnC0E6OSzqqRu7QMCNGm_EfUjGEtm63MOi8RYhh4k8e90UL0wPWcS9LoL3xryuoxLSK-zxSbeivnA%3D%3D
another fucking excessively long URL ( I have no idea how to make them little)
but anyway that’s Fridays cunts dealt with.
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Want a shorter link?
Try this:
https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/forth-road-bridge-closed-after-35618816?
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Traveller mum stopped in Tesco ‘made to feel like a terrorist’,
did she fuck, so she now claims metal health trauma, prejudice, stigma.
Now working in “Retail” I can tell you the cunts come in here, starburst at the door, one assigned distraction mode whilst the others stuff as much shit in their pockets as the can.
I had one cunt screaming at me calling me a racist when I offered him assistance as a personal shopper!
The kids, well a totally different breed, I caught one trying to nick a few tools and he humbly put them back and then stood outside with his head hung, why?
Because he knew when he got home he was going to get a kicking, not for Nicking stuff, but for failure to nick anything!
Now fucking plumbing, the cunts have been stripping our philmac mains water connections like a vulture on a carcass, thing is they haven’t stolen any of the inserts so I think the new mains system for the gypo site is going to look like a prime Thames water installation soon when the unions blow.
And they wonder why they are always suspected of theft? its a bit like another group and their penchant for stabbing!
https://www.devonlive.com/news/devon-news/traveller-mum-stopped-tesco-made-10371234?utm_source=newsshowcase&utm_medium=gnews&utm_campaign=CDAqKggAIhCFHKb1XdXdQ9oMOfePQViwKhQICiIQhRym9V3V3UPaDDn3j0FYsDCl86AE&utm_content=rundown&gaa_at=la&gaa_n=ASWzDAhpjxVlzYePmCdzoD-ZhW_trrNVpGBdwk3McX0Q5d7eiZX_h0jwSvup5MM-onXVYIUzS3R4tJX3rh8GLwwjhjCMuze5DvCbcgNIzTg%3D&gaa_ts=6884af0b&gaa_sig=9RUJWyGGlg5Tqj69ILY-u4_ZcBOc1zhDSzr-q8oLmIxB3OTEeXL8bPjmneSlzAuJy_bKzATGqWYoxZzPmBV3Xg%3D%3D
another fucking big URL! fuck me
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Fatima Goss Graves.
Who, now? .. Fatima Goss Graves is an American lawyer. She is the president and chief executive officer at the National Women’s Law Center. So far, so so what? I never even heard of the cunt ’til ten minutes ago…. when I decided to see how reactions went to the news the U.S. Olympics aren’t allowing men compete in women’s categories in the 2028 games. (👍Trump!)
Annoyed enough within 2 minutes that every fucking one of the search returns bemoans this ‘injustice’ to – with the following two words included in100% of ’em – … ‘transgender women’ (to wit : MEN), this here cunting transcends being fed up of that ongoing, neverending appeasement…
(After all that’s been, said and done. Several women really actually physically injured by some of these masquerading cunts over the past several years, .. the netball player having her nose broken by the unapologetic big dude springs to mind, for example… ; nevermind all the stolen trophies and scholarships. And the percentages returned under public polling about this bullshit unquestionably against it by a wiiiide margin …)
Anyways. Then I spotted this angry-at-the-decision quote by Ms.Graves, above,
“By giving into the political demands, the USOPC is sacrificing the needs and safety of its own athletes”
This cunt – if I may remind you once again – she is the ‘president and chief executive officer at the National Women’s Law Center’ – is siding with the cocks in frocks brigade over her own gender, worrying about the fucking ‘needs and safety’ of delusional / predatory (they insist on dressing room access, which – if any part of this should have been non-negotiable on the actual womens behalves – was unnecessary) / cynically narcissistic shameless cheating MEN.
This cunt wants to have her cake and fucking eat it as far as I’m concerned.
‘Shit or get off the pot, you fucking twat’, SOMEONE should be saying to her. If you are not 100% on women’s side while taking the big paycheque(I presume) while figureheading a national organization called Women’s Law Centre, … you are a cunt.
Thus her nomination.
*** Stop Press *** – I just asked the google was this individual perhaps ‘assigned male at birth’ , as the truly worst of them phrase it – before I hit ‘post’ .. just in case .. but instead of an answer to a fair question, this new google chap ‘Al’ proffered me this quote by her from her DOGE testimony instead.
‘As an expert on women’s rights in sports and in society, let me be clear: transgender women pose no threat to women’s sports. Trans women belong in sports’.
24 karat cunt. Her, and this duplicitous google ‘Al’ chap as well, who obfuscates about this kind of shit and is known to outright lie too. But let’s leave him for another day.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jul/22/us-olympics-paralympics-trans-women
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n.b. Admin .. that guardian link about the Olympics IS the link I meant to add.
The nommed hypocrite’s shite-talk is quoted in same, a few paragraphs in to it y’see.
(For good measure there’s a great line a little further down about who can compete in men’s fencing in 2028… 4 different versions of loony cunts listed, and lastly – almost like a begrudged afterthought – the ‘cisgender male’…. will be allowed(gee, thanks!) take part in men’s fencing.
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Jeremy Corbyn
I got out of bed this morning filled with a compulsion to give good ol’ Magic Grandpa another cunting, for no other reason than like a bluebottle or a haemorrhoid, he’s a really annoying twat who won’t go away. ‘A fart in a colander’, as the wife puts it.
Now you’d think that at his time of life, the moribund old Trot would be looking to put his feet up with a nice mug of Horlicks and his copy of ‘The Socialist Worker’ for company, but not old Jezbollah, oh dear me no. He’s only looking to form a new hard left party with his new bestest mate Zara Currant; ‘The Fruit and Nut Party’ as wags have termed it. They don’t seem to have any policies in place yet but I think we can hazard a guess; anti-capitalist, anti-American, anti-Israel, pro-Hamas, pro-migration, tax the rich… Give us a fucking break.
So there he is, an old style, unrepentant commie social justice warrior, still doing his now legendary imitation of old man Steptoe, with his persistent miserable, sour demeanour. And when he’s not looking as though somebody’s just stamped on his bunion, he has that unnerving supercilious smirk on his kisser which makes it eminently punchable.
You can just hear the chants of ‘oooooh Jeremy Corbyn’ ringing out from his little groups of green-haired rent-a-crowd supporters, all armed with their little, easily recognisable Socialist Worker placards. Fucking planks.
Do us a favour Grandpa, just retire to Gaza, and take Currant with you, and Flabbott the Hutt while you’re at it. I’d be eternally grateful if I never had to see or hear from you again.
https://news.sky.com/story/inside-the-messy-launch-of-jeremy-corbyns-new-party-13401443
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The National Internet Intelligence Investigations Team
‘The what?’ I hear you say. ‘Never heard of it’. Well don’t worry, you soon will.
This new unit of so-called ‘elite’ Hobnob munchers will operate from the National Police Coordination Centre in London. It will be tasked with ‘flagging early signs of potential civil unrest and maximising social media intelligence’, which is Home Office Newspeak for policing soshull meeja looking for signs of anti-migrant sentiment from a pissed off public growing increasingly angry.
This of course comes at a time when the wave of protests against asylum hotels continues to spread across the country. Naturally the government wants to couch all this in terms of ‘coordinating information in order to act quickly to protect the public’. Yeah right. Shadow Home Secretary Chris Philp nailed it for me, when he said ‘Labour can’t police the streets, so it wants to police what you think, and start trying to mute it’.
This is bang on; another instance of Labour’s creeping, authoritarian surveillance state, aimed at intimidating the public into acquiescence and silence following the precident set by the Lucy Connolly case. Would anyone care to place a bet as to how soon it will be before people’s homes start to be raided, and prosecutions for ‘hate crime’ start, once this unit gets up and running?
So be concerned. No in fact be afraid, be very afraid. Sir TwoTier Stasi and his revolting cronies have done the thin end of the square root of fuck all to sort out the migrant crisis, but they’re set on doing anything they can to close down debate and dissent on the subject.
Six foot two, eyes of blue, PC Clod is after you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20Q3tWxLDdY
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The Right not to work or so it seems…
Punk always made sense to me — I grew up in the ’70s, when the future looked bleak.
That’s why it’s almost laughable that my favorite song, Right to Work by Chelsea, now stands in such contrast to today’s twisted narrative — where avoiding work is practically a badge of honor. If anything, the new mantra seems to be the right not to work.
When I left school, getting an apprenticeship felt like chasing smoke. Same faces, same hopeless crowds at those cattle-call tests. At one, we were told not to be discouraged — over 2,000 applications for 5 jobs. Grim doesn’t cover it.
I finally landed something — barely worth mentioning — and spent the next decade watching every engineering firm I worked for shut down. Redundancy after redundancy.
But I kept going. Claiming £40 a week dole, handing most of it to my mum, standing in line to be treated like a leech — that was all the motivation I needed to keep searching. Not working wasn’t an option. It was survival.
I don’t regret any of it. But I do despair at how far we’ve drifted from honest graft — how work has become optional in the minds of some, and how delusional that belief really is.
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The Online Safety Bill
For those that don’t know since Friday 25th of July 2025 adult websites will require age verification for those wanting to view their wares, or the companies could face a heavy fine.
Now that may be to protect children from viewing harmful content but young people over 18 may be conned, co-erced into using an untrusted age verification system which then may store, use or bribe the person. The system will be open to all sorts of abuse.
This is a fucked up, half-arsed law that will do more harm than good.
For research (Ahem…) I tried signing up for XVideos. Age verification by text message to the old punting phone didn’t work.
It’s a SIM only Pay As You Go piece of shit. Face verification using a photo of Saddam Hussein and Tony Blair didn’t work:
“This is not live” was the error – which is probably true. The picture of Keir Starmer had his glasses on.
The cunts want you to pay but you probably don’t want to give personally identifyable information.
Internet traffic to the web sites from almost any other country in the world will not be subject to this.
The tech savvy will just use Virtual Private Networks (VPNs) to avoid this.
If you want to pay a few quid every month that is. This is a tax on wanking!
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Natalie Black – Ofcom:
From today July 28th 2nd class letters (“second class is lower class”) will only be delivered three days a week, for a few weeks, then two days a week for a few weeks, returning to three, then two, then three then two. No Saturday deliveries except first class post.
I would remind you that we are paying a lot more for the “service” (“You get less for more with Royal Mail”, another good advertising slogan for the damned bloodsuckers)
All in all most people would regard this as a downgraded service, but not this daft bitch Black, who opines that the reduction will be “good for customers”.
On what planet does the old tart live, and how many cocks did she have to suck to get to her current position?
Like OFWAT this bloated and inefficient organisation, there only to rubber stamp government edicts. it ought to be abolished, and Black could find an honest job as a checkout assistant at Tesco.
I know many people will cite email and only old fogies use the postalßervices, but for some legal documents the post is essential, also, as I have mentioned before I have an old friend, ex RN, who clever as he is, cannot use a computer, and only has a landline, so the post is the only way he communicates. I bet the decision will be changed if Kweer finds he can’t get his suppositories through the post, especially if his grapes of wrath flare up on Friday nights.
I should add that OFCOM insist first class lettres will still have to be delivered on Saturdays, but in reality does anybody even believe they will be?
https://www.ofcom.org.uk/post/royal-mail/reforming-the-postal-service-so-it-delivers-what-people-need
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Greater Manchester Police not knowing what allotments are is a right cunt.
Avid gardener, Samuel Rowe had his collar felt by armed rozzers because a public spirited cunt said they had seen someone out and about tooled up and wearing khaki trousers (I paraphrase):
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/jul/28/man-allotment-gardening-tools-arrest-armed-police-manchester
He was later released after being interviewed without a lawyer, (during the course of which he was asked what an allotment is) and was then released having accepted a police caution (silly twat). Mr Rowe, who admittedly looks a bit like a Lib Dem – so is probably now classified as a member of the ‘far right’, was also found to be in possession of a trug of vegetables.
Good to see the fat cunts are busy keeping our streets safe.
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Deliberately changing words to suit the narrative.
ISACers, see how many times you hear the phrase “IRREGULAR immigration” used over the next few weeks.
There is nothing irregular about ILLEGAL immigration. But if we call it irregular then the dumb British public will eventually warm to it…
I for one cannot stand this prompting bollocks. The first contender I heard say this was that odious spender Lammy
Then today on sky news, none other than Starmer.
Lest we all get arrested this kind of nonsense boils my piss.
(Admin – I can’t find a link sorry but it’ll be all over the MSM so maybe one of ISAC’s esteemed fraternity can oblige.
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Found a link:
https://fullfact.org/immigration/labour-irregular-migration/
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After being told not to comment on nominations I would like to launch a counter cunting against Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea.
I would like to put forward my take.
Theatre manager and right mincer Samuel Rowe, is in tears after receiving a police caution for walking down the road with one of these strapped to his belt.
https://www.latintimes.com/gardener-arrested-possession-knife-they-were-his-gardening-tools-587740
Now lets face it, its a bowie knife, what did he expect, he is lucky he didn’t get shot!
There were at least four stabbings (two fatal) yesterday, and Mr Eyeliner thinks its ok to walk down the road like some fucking ninja commando and expect no come backs, now that’s an intitled cunt for you.
I notice that the versions differ from journalist to journalist, walking back from his allotment to the latest incarnation of “just trimming my hedge” (sound like when the vicar slipped over and got lodged in the choir boy).
so the guardians take on this,
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/jul/28/man-allotment-gardening-tools-arrest-armed-police-manchester
note, they don’t show you the small armoury he was walking down the road with,
Again I will say he was lucky not to have been tasered/shot and my attitude to the police action almost mirrors that of my esteemed college, however I think they should have given him a severe kicking and made him wash his face!
So I say Samuel Rowe, is a winging mincer and an entitled cunt!
It looked like a real name LB, so I changed it to “Lord benny” for you – NA.
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That is my real name, I didn’t know you had to make one up
https://www.loonyparty.com/5115/7970/7970/
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2 State Starmer..almost inevitably..
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cdrkj810plvt
Our Heroic Leader has given Israel an ultimatum…do as he says or he’ll jolly well report them to the U.N,pat his chums in Hamás on the back for a job well done and “recognise” the State of Palestine.
I’m certain the IDF will now immediately pack up and go home,leaving those nice peaceful Palestinians to continue the wonderful work they’ve done to improve their “homeland”.
History says otherwise but,as we know,a towering international statesman like P.M Starmer can turn any situation around with his iron resolve and courage to tackle any problem head on,with clarity and vision.
What a man.
What a leader.
What a cunt.
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A special cunting for Chloe Kelly
Why is she a cunt, she was the hero of the Euro final against Spain, providing the cross for the equaliser and scoring the winning penalty. She also scored the winner in the last Euros final.
The answer is she said she was so proud to be English, can’t write the English off and then in an interview with Alex Scott on the stage in front of Buck House said it feels so fucking special – how dare she be proud to be English, fucking blonde and white, hasn’t she had the memo, English 🏴 is racist.
I am joking, this girl has more fucking bottle than the entire fucking men’s team put together, came back after a very serious knee injury in 2020 being out for just under a year, was written off by the critics but she has English blood flowing through he veins. Yes English blood (you know, real English not the new multicultural shite).
Ok its womens football, sorry 😂
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtbBmJvzx-8&pp=0gcJCfwAo7VqN5tD
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Age verification is a cunt,
I am of a certain age where carnal offerings can sometimes be passed up for an interesting documentary on TV or the fact that my body does not seem to be assembled properly and the required actions will only damage it more.
My internet viewing involves regular updates from various war zones, and I would guess that on average I see at least 12 people die a day in sometimes bizarre but often brutal manner.
This requires no age verification so if they want a 7-year-old can watch archive footage from a dead soldier’s helmet camera where he was stabbed to death in hand to hand, whether that is healthy for their development or not I don’t know, but it certainly debunks Hollywood films.
So the subject, Porn, to watch porn within the “accepted parameters” you are required to pass age verification, whether it be by credit card (mine does not support this function, but I wont be taking that up with the bank) or facial verification (at this point I got a big thumbs up and smiley with the words ”at your age WOW”.
So driving home for lunch the old man woke up, the Mrs is at work so I thought I would sneak a look, I have appx 40 mins, to eat, exercise the hound, and something recreational, well today I lost half of that doing age verification for a video that I was not 100% happy with, but as I couldn’t be arsed with further verification I browsed it.
I see the come back of printed jazz mags and blue movies, this age verification shit really gets in the way of a quick one off the wrist, but at the same time I can watch the most explicit violence with no checks.
Bunch of prudish cunts
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Quite so.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c24v4dl5r16o
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