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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!
I present Thomas Robinson to this site.
Personally I find this story amusing.
You can decide if he is a cunt or not..
This fellow was pretending he was growing tea in the Scottish Highlands.
He claimed to have invented a biodegradable polymer that made tea grow in half the time.. turns out it was a bin bag.
He was buying plants from Europe and claiming they were grown in Scotland.
He sold his tea to the Balmoral and Dorchester hotels claiming it was the late queen’s favourite.
Also to a buyer for fortnum and Masons.
He got three and a half years, alot more than a pàķi rapist gets nowadays.
So he tricked alot of gullible and more likely greedy people. I imagine those hotels were charging a fiver for a cup of tea..
https://www.copfs.gov.uk/about-copfs/news/man-jailed-for-three-and-a-half-years-over-500-000-fake-scottish-tea-fraud/
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Once in a lifetime trips can be a cunt it seems..
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cp94ymg3x1go
I can’t speak for my fellow cunters but personally speaking a “once in a lifetime trip” certainly wouldn’t include a nice visit to that world renowned tourist hotspot Iran.
However I haven’t taken into account that these happy travellers may have wanted to visit some of the worst prisons in the Middle East,be beaten,starved and held in solitary confinement.
It takes all sorts I suppose.
Dear me.
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The Beckham Industry:
Like a cheap rip off of Harry & Meghan Hewitt’s paranoid exploits, The Beckham Family continue to add fuel t0o the SM flames, mainly through the simple looking young son Romeo (with a name like that he had to be either a pooftah or a drama queen). Just like dad this 22 year old waste of space has had a new tattoo added to his body, which is believed to be a “snub” to his older brother, who, from what one reads his ugly mother (soon to be seen. stark bollock, in a famine relief advert for Gaza) was trying groom for an Oedipus Complex (Oedipus, shneedepus, what does it matter, as long as he loves his mother?). When Dave was kicking a football about and being the ignoramous he was (and is), she promoted him as “head of the house” and her little man.
There must be a comedy series there and after the bat shit crazy Ozzy Osbourne’s passing, the Beckhams could become the biggest thing since Steptoe & Son.
Why don’t they all shut the fuck up and continue their squabbles in private?
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14973739/Romeo-Beckham-new-poignant-tattoo-dig-Brooklyn-family-feud.html
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I am going to cunt the obvious.
Newspaper headlines.
They grip my shit how they circumvent the important and concentrate on the obscure, a few examples from today’s chaff.
Beach arrest drama after report man exposed himself at Cullercoats Bay!
Hardly a fucking drama, its not like he was throwing grenades and waving a gun about.
“Officers remained in the area as part of Operation Coast watch to provide reassurance to those who had been affected.”
Fuck me, if you are traumatised by someone’s willy you have some issues, next
Reading: cars speeding up to 80mph on Redhatch Drive.
Fuck me there are probably more newsworthy issues in reading, fortunately….
Cars have been speeding up to 80mph on Reading residential road Redhatch Drive but the council “do not see a speed related concern” and “will not be investigating any further”
So, its not really of Importance, is it? Next
19 Things that would improve life in Aylesbury according to our readers,
Had to chuckle on this one, a nuclear bomb was on my list, but not theirs.
Police close suspected Surrey brothel after antisocial behaviour reports
This one pissed me off, why am I last to know, and did they do oap discount?
Mum left “terrified” after being stung over 100 times by wasps while on holiday in Skegness
Now fuck me, I burnt my arm in the cooker last week, how come that didn’t make headlines.
The most popular names for babies born in South Derbyshire last year have been revealed.
This one cheered me up, Oliver was the most popular boys name, so I may move there soon.
Man ‘held against his will’ amid reports of suspected cuckooing in Hull
Really? I don’t think anyone asks to be detained by the police, so how is this news.
Therapy dog Lola helps children cope with anxiety and trauma
“The work Lola and I do is deeply rooted in neuroscience, particularly the Polyvagal Theory – helping children and adults feel safe enough in their bodies and environments to learn, regulate and connect.”
Fuck me sideways, what is the world coming too?
Royal expert quashes rumours about Prince William and Kate Middleton’s plans to ‘upsize’ to Fort Belvedere
Expert my arse, how are the qualified.
Paddleboarding puts Torbay on the global map
Fucking first I heard about it!
So that’s it, todays cuntishness! The words “shocking” and “tragic” were not explored because quite often they are not.
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May I venture to volunteer a link, m`Lud? …
https://live.staticflickr.com/5066/5683217529_a69e93613c_b.jpg
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M&S
Imagine this. You’re a 14 year old girl, out shopping with your Mum for your first proper bra. You are excited, and probably a bit embarrassed, especially as Mum has suggested you have a proper bra fitting.
Now imagine this, as you are flicking through the racks of lacy (and plain) styles, a six foot 2 transgender assistant approaches you ( the 14 year old) and asks if they can “assist” you.
The girl freaks out and insists on leaving. Mum finds out why, and unsurprisingly, complains to M&S.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14971751/MS-apologise-girl-14-transgender-employee-help-bra.html
Now, I’m sorry but in what universe is this OK? I get that people have a right to live as a woman, but why on earth did this cretin think offering to help a child was appropriate when even she could see it was a cock in a frock?
M&S have apologised to the mother and daughter.
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crkzxexpddro
Pikey horse fair is a festival of cunts, these shit kickers turn a quiet village into a living hell for a couple of weeks every year and are now crying because it finally, fucking amazing it’s taken this long to talk about stopping the so called horse festival.
There with be some pikey spokesman bleating on about their rights and how misunderstood they are and how they are ostracised by every other person on the fucking planet, how hard life is(que Henry fucking Price).
These cunts deserve everything thing they get and it’s well deserved, they bring it on themselves and there is a pretty simple solution, stop thieving, conning, lying, taking over people’s land, shitting everywhere, being cruel to animals,,,,,, the fucking list is endless, just fuck off and stay fucked off until you can behave like normal people……. STOP BEING CUNTS, you may find the public opinion of your type improving…
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One in one out,
There is a glaringly obvious issue with this system, but having a short attention span most people stop reading when they see a boatload of migrants has been arrested and face deportation.
Sounds fantastic doesn’t it, uncle Kier has got it done!
Until you read the next line, we then phone the frogs, and tell them who we think we may have and they offer to swap them for others.
Now it semi sorts the problem in that we will then have documented migrants, but let us not look over our shoulders at the hoard that is roving the city’s of this once green and pleasant land.
We need to buck up and say fuck off, when Ismail from London, or Stephan from Glasgow, or even Victor from Hastings commit and are found guilty of a criminal offence its goodbye!
I pay taxes, I pay rent, I work the only thing that I get given to me are viruses and infections, when you are given accommodation and spending money but seem to think its ok to shit on your hosts hospitality, then lets face it you are not very appreciative and are not going to fit in.
( very random, but I was reading an article about a foreign owned garage where the mechanic died after stopping to pray under an elevated vehicle incorrectly supported).
The reality is simple, the government is supporting a covert illicit workforce (some of them) at the expense of the working person who is now being over taxed to finance a workforce on a hidden cash wage, you can see where this is going, I don’t understand why they don’t.
We are pretty much fucked.
One in one out my arse!
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This is worth wiping your arse with too, I love it how Galloway bit surprised Corbin didn’t, but he was probably tipped of by his friends.
https://inews.co.uk/news/russia-caught-uk-special-forces-soldiers-spy-fake-3846372
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The RSPCA
https://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/25366461.rspca-shares-find-injured-rat-mouse/
This venerable body have published advice on what to do if you find an injured mouse or rat in your garden.
Use a towel to pick it up, gardening gloves should be worn as injured animals may nip. Place in a plastic ( not cardboard) container. Put them in a safe place out of reach of family pets. Contact a wildlife charity or vet for advice on getting treatment.
As a cautionary note, as you’re now St. Francis of Assisi, be prepared for the animal to be euthanised!
Fuck that for a game of soldiers! Are these cunts mad? Take a disease ridden rodent to a vet? Not on planet Priest.
JPs advice. Get your shovel out of the shed. Wear gardening gloves as a wood splinter hurts like a bastard. Using the sharp edge decapitate the fucking thing. Now, using the flat side scoop the remains and either place in your garden incinerator or in a plastic bag, which you should then knot and place in your household waste bin.
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This is for the cunters to pick up on, I am on serious meds and have the attention span of a fucking Gnat!
so this bloke.
https://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/25350829.man-jailed-sex-girlfriends-underage-daughter/?dicbo=v2-M10vH04
used a dating app to access the daughter of his stupid girlfriend,
he is sentenced to 16 years, added to the sex offenders register that tells me he is not going home.
https://dailypost.ng/2025/08/01/uk-based-nigerian-man-jailed-six-years-for-sexually-assaulting-underage-girl/
his home newspapers show his nationality and the fact he had previously offended as a healthcare worker in the UK, but seems to have reduced his sentence to 6 years.
There you go cunting made easy.
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Mr. “Abbi” Taylor:
Welcome again to the preverted whacky world of transbumderism, in the shape of MR. Taylor, who identifies as a woman. Not content with that fake rubbish, he adds to his peccadiloes my dropping shitty nappers outside nurseries and smearing milk bottles with excrement.
Quite understandably, nursery workers were quite upset about this and complained, and MR Taylor was arrested. However he has been spared jail for his peculiarly repellent behaviour because he got a beating while held on remand. HE was held in a men’s prison, regardless of his Monty Python drag show.
I wonder if he will mend his dirty ways?
https://metro.co.uk/2025/08/08/fetishist-dumped-soiled-nappies-outside-nurseries-beaten-prison-23260386/
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BUTTERFLIES
🦋🦋🦋
Specifically, Pieris mannii or the southern small white.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwy1wgly21zo
Britain has a new species of butterfly: the southern small white has continued its rapid colonisation of northern Europe allegedly by flying across the North Sea.
(Ringing any bells yet, cunters?)
Assisted by `global heating`, this fluttering insect has made rapid progress across Europe since it was first spotted north of the Alps in France and Germany in 2008. It reached the Netherlands in 2015 and was recorded near Calais four years later.
(That`s in France, cunters.)
“This is really exciting,” said Dr Dan Hoare, the director of nature recovery at Butterfly Conservation. “It’s always interesting when a new species turns up in the UK…”
Is it?
Well, Dr Whore, let me put it to you that it is yet another fucking immigrant – probably hitched a lift over here on the backs of the constant stream of the dinghy hordes.
And, like it`s simian counterparts, it will begin to infest our plantations & hard sweated-over allotments and lay it`s filthy eggs all over our green and pleasant land which in turn will hatch into ravenous juicy hairy caterpillars munching the fuck through our good clean English veg: Thence pupating and crystalizing into millions more of the unwanted fluttery bastards.
Repeat, ad infinitum.
Remember what happened to our oh-so-cute bushy red squirrels when the flea-infested `greys` demolished their way through our lush verdant forests?
And, they have already started to introduce beavers into Scotland – what could possibly go wrong?
Packham! Shield thy scrotum from the attack of the wild unkempt beaver. And I don`t mean that airhead Michaela (South African resident & BBC-funded air miles) Strachan.
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