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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!
Mykhailo Viktorovych Polyakov
“American”, Mykhailo Viktorovych Polyakov is a cunt for travelling to an island of some of the luckiest people in the world, living quite happily the good olde fashioned way, oblivious to the wonders of modern technology and Coca Cola and even more of a cunt for managing to leave without becoming their next dinner.
Mr Polyakov decided not only travelling to the clearly off limits Sentinel island was a good idea he appointed himself ambassador of one of the most famous exports of his tariff loving country and left a can of diet coke as a leaving present for the locals.
Personally I would ban all Americans from travel, they just can’t help themselves, let them develop a bit of actual culture before letting em out to try and force it upon people.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/apr/03/us-tourist-arrested-for-landing-on-forbidden-indian-tribal-island
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Delivery drones.
Inspired by Miserable Northern Cunts comment about seeing a delivery robot in Altrincham recently, I decided to have a little wander around the t’interweb to see what was what.
I came across this.
https://www.aboutamazon.co.uk/news/innovation/amazon-first-drone-delivery-uk-prime-air-location
Well, I don’t know about you, but I can see all kinds of problems here. I’m not very tech savvy, but couldn’t some computer freak devise a program that could divert the drone?
What if it smashes into a newly build loft extension that isn’t on Google maps yet?
How about if the motor fails, and it drops on some poor twats head?
I suppose, if you lived somewhere really remote and needed emergency supplies/medication, this method of delivery could be a lifesaver.
I could think of endless scenarios, that don’t end well, as I’m sure you lot could, but fgs, is this really progress or just showing off?
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White Van Man Goes Woke.
White van man, the men who keep Britain running are in need of a 21st century overhaul from the outdated cliches of years gone by according to truck manufacturer Isuzu UK who commissioned the study of 1000 white van-driving tradesmen.
Gone are the stereotypes of discarded cigarette butts, crisp packets and empty cans of fizzy drinks littering the cab, ‘clean me’ written on the exterior and some hardcore pornography on the dashboard. Today its more about salads than pies, recycling, yoga, herbal tea and a skincare routine. And don’t even think about wolf-whistling at some random bit of fanny on the street.
They are probably still far-right racist Little Englanders according to sneering Labour cunt Emily Thornpiggy, but she needs to keep them onside for when she blocks the U-bend and needs an emergency plumber.
What say you, Miserable Northern Cunt?
He’s busy exfoliating listening to whale music.
Eurekar
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Abtisam Mohamed and Yuan Yang, lovely British names..
These two foreign agitators get turned around and deported from Israel. Oh dear how sad.
These two cunts said they were part of an official parliamentary delegation, turns out that was a lie.
Both have called for sanctions and boycotting of Israel in the past.
So let’s assume they were there to cause trouble..
Cue lots of flouncing from fat ape lammy and big gut thornberry, who both got slammed on X.
Even kemi bandicoot got it in the neck for not taking the Labour scums side.
Seems it alright for Labour to ban people like Geert Wilders from Britain.
Still it nice to see a country policing its border from foreign rats for a change.
Plus calling them British is a stretch one born in Yemen the other in China.
We need a law that bans foreign born rats from becoming MP’S.
https://news.sky.com/story/labour-mps-yuan-yang-and-abtisam-mohamed-denied-entry-and-deported-from-israel-13343009
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Lazarus species.
They said they’d bring back the mammoth.
And in our lifetime ( well mine at any rate) we WILL see mammoth roaming on the frosty steppes of Siberia.
You doubt me?
Think I’m gullible?
It’s science fiction?
Then wobble your head as I introduce you to the ….Dire Wolf.
Dire wolves were a large ancestor of modern wolves
They went extinct around 10,000 years ago.
So not really that long ago ,
Our ancestors would of encountered them.
Now they’re back.
Scientists have used DNA to get 3 dire wolf pups,
But they are entering a world massively different from the one they last roamed.
Loss of natural habitat,
A explosion ethe human population,
Less prey species etc.
I feel sorry for them ☹️
On the other hand….
They’d make good pets!!
“XL bully? Puffs dog. I have a prehistoric wolf”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-14580605/colossal-biosciences-extinction-revive-dire-wolf-remus.html
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HARRY HEWITT:
Let’s hear it again for entitled manchild Harry who has jetted into Britain yet again to top up his piggy bank in the courts, as he still feels offended and put upon. The money grubbing Joe Ronce seems to forget his reason for leaving the Royal Family was because he wanted to be an ordinary citizen, to prove the point he even moved to America with the old trout he was daft enough to get married to.
One of the advantages of being an “ordinary citizen” is that we don’t get protection – and if you live in London perhaps you should, but he is away in Fairyland, hob-nobbing with “celebrities” and TV and brooding on how hard done by he has been. The perpetual victim. he is a trouble-making, self pitying little bastard, just like his late mum, Gawd rest her soul:
https://www.thesun.co.uk/royals/34366134/harry-charles-no-visit-london-court-security-row/
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Business Rate Increase
Bene doing my usual rounds seeing my customers, salesman to specialist retailers that I am. My trade, for the most part, is made up of small businesses run by one or two people.
A common theme I’m hearing “business rate increases have fucked me” along with increases in NI contributions, utility bills and council tax.
What is even more galling is this week I’m doing my London rounds; no prizes for guessing what the demographic on the street looks like and that they are doubtless net drain on the country’s purse.
What the absolute fuck This a this is a piss take. These people have cancelled recruitment or any form of expansion and purchasing is down, which hits my business and my income. To make ends meet these people are working absurd hours now as well.
If you work your arse off you are punished in this country. Political class needs to be purged. Cunts! How is this growing the economy?!
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https://www.mha.co.uk/insights/key-reforms-to-business-rates-from-april-2025
I forgot to add a link, what a cunt I am.
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Jess Phillips is a monumental cunt.
Not only has she sneakily watered down the token local inquiries into the P*ki rape gangs she did it in an empty HoC on the afternoon before Easter shutdown.
The allocated 5 million will now be thrown around to fund ‘action’ whatever that may be rather than specific inquiries and we all know why, the Muslim vote.
The low rent cunt couldn’t even tell the truth about her abuse during the GE, highlighting that it was men rather than specifically muslim men, the men weren’t white, black or slitty eyed they were Muslim
Here is a section from her LBC interview
‘ Asked whether the abuse was sectarian, Ms Phillips said that was “too simple” an explanation.
She added: “People want desperately for me to announce that the people shouting at me and barracking me were Muslim men.
“The fact that they were men is quite significant to me – the fact that they were Muslim is not significant because there are Muslim people in my constituency who didn’t behave like this.
“These people were idiots. They didn’t do it because they were Muslim – they did it because they were idiots, and they wanted something for themselves, and they used a terrible tragedy to get that.”
What a fucking cop out, this ‘brave’ woman cannot even admit the truth when it literally smacks her in the mouth.
The grooming gang national inquiry would have probably been an embarrassment to labour, the 5 local inquiries that were promised likewise, so we have Jess with a yellow stripe down her back running fucking scared.
At the moment there is only Oldham pressing ahead with the inquiry.
https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/jess-phillips-opponent-activists-abused-idiots-not-because-muslims/
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https://www.gbnews.com/news/labour-grooming-gang-inquiries-plan-dropped-jess-phillips
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Falling foul of the German speech crime laws is a right cunt.
David Bendeks, editor of an “AfD- adjacent” rag took the piss out of a useless cunt who is currently stealing a living posing as the German Interior Minister.
The useless cunt aka Nancy Faeser posing as the German Interior Minister took exception and the judges duly stepped up and handed down a seven month probation to Bendels.
https://dailysceptic.org/2025/04/09/german-journalist-sentenced-to-seven-months-probation-for-meme-poking-fun-at-the-interior-ministers-lack-of-commitment-to-free-speech/
I seem to recall that the four-eyed spineless cunt Gove was keen on such laws being introduced in the UK. According to him, anyone speaking disrespectfully about the institutions should have their collars felt.
Of course the Germans have form in persecuting dissidents. The far left Nazi Party was well particularly known for it.
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That should be David Bendels, ffs. Please change, if possible, Admin. Thanks in advance.
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Modern warfare.
Now back in the day and automatic rifle gave you the edge.
Then frag vests then ballistic vests.
Fuck, we used to work on satellite info, pictures of sandpaper.
Not so much now.
Fuck it’s real time now.
No longer “we expect ‘ but ‘ just round the corner,’
A very different war….,.
Gone are my days of the gun knife and shovel.
Trust me they are the ultimate battle axe, but you don’t want to go there.
So I nominate someone cunt flying an EOD at me on a child’s toy.
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GOVERNMENT GENEROSITY (with our
money)
From a friend who works in a bank, locally…
“An Immigrant came in last week to open a bank account. Two days later he had £1,500 in Benefits paid in.
Today he came back because his card was blocked (due to suspected fraud) when trying to buy a brand new top of the range £1,300 iPhone. Our Fraud Dept. then unblocked the card and he purchased his new phone (with the benefits we gave him…).
He doesn’t need money to live on because the hotel gives him all his food and lodgings and the hotel is (fully) paid by the Government.
This was just one customer – they all do this and come in with their top of the range phones!”
Q (from me) “I thought you needed tons and tons of proof of identity and (a very) permanent address to open an account?”
A “Oh no; there are exceptions for them of course…”
My apologies Admin, there is no Link, only the link between Government Generosity and the Immigration Invasion.
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https://www.cottontreetrust.org.uk/news/cotton-tree-helps-refugees-access-banking
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Sorry Sir I can’t sell you that.
Having a look around today and I spy my Calor gas hoses are looking past their best. While I’m at it cop a look at my trusty blowlamp. Fuck me that does look grim.
After an online search I saw a local avert for hoses. Ideal only a couple of miles away. Go over and ask. I can sell you two metres of hose. Me that’s no good I want five metres.
Well if you show me your Gas safe card I can sell you as much as you need.
Don’t be silly say I, I’m retired now. Sorry I can’t sell you it. Fine stick it where the sun don’t shine then.
Fucking jobsworth cunts.
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Dominic Littlewood.
Following a mention in a recent thread, I decided missing Mitchell brother Dominic Littlewood need cunting again. For every BBC uber cunt like Gary Lineker or Nagging Munchabutty there are a dozen of these pricks, cunts for hire presenting braindead dross for jobless ball scratching slobs. He is like the BBC version of Yosser Hughes….gizza job…I can do that!.
The slap headed Essex monkey gimp has carved out a bit of a career on the box as some crusading consumer rights hero, fighting for the little guy and the terminally stupid not vetting tradesmen correctly with such shows as ‘Cowboy Builders’, ‘Saints and Scroungers’ and ‘Don’t Get Done, Get Dom’. All highly ironic of course as the fucking BBC and its TV license fee are one of the biggest crooks in the country.
Anyway, here is some cops from Texas tasering our Dom for making another shit TV programme.
indyLink
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Another link
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Title: My “Pure” hatred of cremation adverts
Let’s face it, none of us are going to cheat a visit by the Grim Reaper… the most we can do is follow the advice from Blue Oyster Cult and try not to fear him. Most of us don’t want to be reminded of our frail mortality as life is fleeting enough already. Each year that goes by seems to disappear quicker and quicker.
I don’t watch a lot of TV, most of it is crap. However when a rare bout of curiosity sets in and I do try the idiot box, my piss always boils as nearly every other advertisement shown these days is one about planning your cremation. They show OAPs cheerfully talking about their impending Sudden Existence Failure as if it is something to look forward to, smiling whilst they talk about how lovely it is going to be when their bones are pulverised by hammers and then the fragments incinerated to ashes.
I especially hate the ones by Pure Cremation and the one with the smug twat lying in a bath going on about how lovely the funeral was they just went to. He seems to go to an awful lot of funerals and is always talking about them when having a bath; his relatives must be dropping like flies, maybe they all live in that charming village of Midsummer. Well if you like funerals that much you irritating cunt, let me speed up yours for you, that will wipe the smile off your face and give someone else a chance to use the bath.
Cremation adverts in general are all cunts, with the biggest of them being Pure Cremation.
Here is a link on YouTube about the offending TV ad: https://youtu.be/jkpAfcxMgWc?si=XS9kJk2YQP5mDi4O
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Theme Park Britain
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cz95n2837vgo
So this is what we have become. The cradle of the industrial revolution, the world’s first industrial superpower, reduced to an American theme park.
This pile of tacky shite is to be built on the site of what was once the world’s biggest brickworks, sacrificed some years ago to the Green Gods. And here’s Rodney, Rachel from Complaints and lardy Nandy celebrating our country’s decline into a playground for the educationally subnormal.
Ultimately 8000 jobs coming Bedfordshire’s way apparently. So that’ll be 8000 media and diversity studies ‘graduates’ dressing up as Shrek to amuse the hordes of cretinous fuckwits and their feral offspring. Meanwhile Universal will relieve said fuckwits of a month’s disposable income in one day. What a great benefit to the country it will be.
So let’s turn the whole of Britain into a theme park as that’s the way we’re going. Get culturally enriched and play ‘Dodge the Machete’ at the Notting Hill Carnival. Visit the Birmingham Soft Play Centre where the kids can bounce up and down on mountains of overflowing bin bags. Play the Government’s new lottery game – ‘Guess the number of migrants today’. The possibilities are endless.
When I was growing up I felt proud to be British. Today I’m just embarrassed.
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At last. The staggering inteligence gathering of the cops.
”Police raid barbers and vape shops suspected of being fronts for crime gangs”
Well fuck me who’da thought it. Dont all 200 metre long high streets need 9 Turkish barbers and 7 Vape shops?
It must have taken a brilliant bit of intelligence gathering to investigate this. Or perhaps it was on Facebook.
Whatever. We can rest easy now the new breed of highly intelligent plod are on the case.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3677xzk56no
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Surrey Police.
Are the police going too far, or are they simply out of control and making it up as they go along?
https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/uk/surrey-police-uk-mother-arrested-childs-ipad-vanessa-brown/
Honest to Dog you really can’t make this shit up. Poor lass, took her daughters iPads off them, so they could do their homework without distraction. Fair enough.
Vanessa went to visit her mum, an elderly woman.
Next thing, police are at mums door, arresting Vanessa for theft and treating the old mum like she’s a modern day Fagin!
Vanessa is then held in custody for several hours, until the officer who had custody of the shared braincell that day decided there was no case to answer!
Now, reading between the lines, it looks like kids phoned Dad to moan about Mum confiscating their iPads, and Dad, being a total cunt, reported them as stolen. This has not been checked by BBC Verify, BTW.
So far, Surrey Police have failed to either
Apologise to Vanessa, or
Arrest the cunt for making a false report and wasting police time.
Shabby wedding, Surrey Police, very shabby.
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