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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!
The Louvre Jewellery Heist and DEI
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9d6e2wv884o
Sacré bleu, DEI goes Gallic and Bonaparte’s jewels go awol..
The female French Culture Minister appoints the first female Director of the Louvre, who in turn appoints the first female Head of Security. All very diverse and progressive, and much to the delight of the woke French Establishment. What could possibly go wrong?
Well everything, actually. Thieves zoom up a 40 foot extendable ladder from the back of a lorry to a balcony, break their way into a gallery full of priceless artefacts with no CCTV, then help themselves to France’s Crown Jewels IN BROAD FUCKING DAYLIGHT DURING OPENING HOURS. They escape the way they entered and the outside CCTV camera faces the wrong way.
Apparently les dames felt the Louvre was too high-brow and they wanted to make it more accessible. Well they certainly succeeded.
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Deng Choi Majek.
Yet another one of our coloured cousins, this one an asylum seeker from Sudan. This example is blacker than an ebony wardrobe, & has been recently found guilty of killing hotel worker Rhiannon Whyte 27, in Walsall this time last year. Following her from the Park Inn Hotel, from where he was staying to a nearby railway station, the one she got a train home from after her day shift. The scumbag stabbed her 23 times with a screw driver, 11 times in the head in a totally unprovoked attack, then left her to be found still just about alive by the train driver, the one that was to take her back to where she lived, but three days later she died from the injuries. He was reported to have gone straight back to the hotel where he was seen dancing & laughing afterwards. Majek showed no remorse for what he had carried out. I believe he had been sitting in the dining room of the hotel looking directly at her, maybe on more than one occasion, until the fateful night she left the building, & he decided to follow. I guess she did not report this, in fear of being accused of racism, & the thought of loosing her job. The prosecution had a solid case, with the CCTV footage & DNA evidence. The defence claimed that at only nineteen years of age as an asylum seeker, was part of the explanation that led up to what happened that night. In a vulnerable situation seeking refuge, Majek himself even denying the murder, claiming that the CCTV & DNA evidence were incorrect. There are apparently guidelines on the sentence due to his age, if he is actually only 19. This will all be decided on December15th, but nothing, not even a ‘walk in’ full size microwave, is a bad enough punishment for this savage. I would bring back the rack & let her family have a 1/2 turn each & hear him squeal like a pig, after a few turns on the crank.
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Responsible parenting.
It is articles like this that remind me why I have to stick warning labels on tools and equipment saying things like don’t stick your dick in here.
Now why the fuck you would want to go public about your child ripping here hair out with a rotary scrubber is beyond me.
If you had of been a victim of Dell Trotter and purchased a hair drier that subsequently turns out to be a paint stripper, I would understand.
So here goes. (Warning graphic images)
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cly1qr6z40po
I did warn you, she has tattoos on her fingers too! mind you it mentions Norfolk so probably webbed feet too.
I do not believe this statement
“Amy said that when the brush arrived, her daughter picked it up and “it just came on, the brush flew off.. and just sucked her hair in”.”
Some kind of Chinese killer bog brush!
Now if admin stick a big picture on the top, it will be a suitably long article.
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sorry I should add this on.
“Norfolk Trading Standards contacted Temu, and said the company told them the product had been removed from sale in Britain at the manufacturer’s decision.”
Probably because they think we are a nation of fuckwhits based on this woman’s outburst and our immigration policies.
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4gpzynky88o
So, if you’re one of the UK’s spongers, you can now turn your heating right up, and if you cannot afford the eyewatering bill at the end, you can say fuck you…I’m not paying and the debt will be written off. This is the new way the UK works. Or rather doesn’t….if you work, you are fucked. If you don’t. you can fuck others over, as is your right. Just read the comments in the article for a flavour. The UK really is shite, if you work, are patriotic and are loyal and proud of our country.
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The Righteous Fury of the Home Office.
Brace yeselves members,the form filling cunts at the Home Office have finally had enough..
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm2e8j44y66o
The Home Office spokesperson said: “We are furious at the level of illegal migrants and asylum hotels.
“This government will close every asylum hotel. Work is well under way, with more suitable sites being brought forward to ease pressure on communities.”
So to be clear and free of govt doublespeak,they will indeed shut the hotels and reduce the backlog of asylum applications…
By dumping the mad muzzie cunts anywhere they can and hang the consequences..
Consequences we see the result of almost daily.
Our very government is a megaphone for Islamic terror and the migrant faery tale of lies….and murder.
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Female logic,
Now this is a cunt in itself, somehow, I mentioned flowers in a conversation and the wife chirped up “You haven’t bought me flowers for 3 years” (I never knew she had set a timer).
I looked at her and asked her to explain the pansies and cyclamen that I purchased two days before and planted the window boxes with (to replace the tomato’s that have gone over).
Well apparently, they are “Plants”, I took Umbridge at that and pointed out the various green objects around the house that have no real function except to harbour spiders and in my opinion look suspiciously like “Plants”.
Whereas the shit I have planted outside have lots of pretty umbrellas on them that I have always thought of as “Flowers”, but they are plants unless I decapitate them and then I will have a “Plant” and some “flowers”.
The wife declined my offer of plant decapitation to rectify the problem; I also put this scenario through too several colleagues both male and female to gauge their thoughts and it would seem that I am not the only one with this line of thought.
I did buy the wife a nice bunch of decapitated bushes the next day and she was thrilled
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The United Nations are useless windbag cunts.
They’ve given the President of the United States a very stern ticking off for blowing up boats full of cocaīne that were heading towards America..
They thundered “Volker Türk said on Friday that more than 60 people have reportedly been killed in US strikes since early September.
Calling the attacks “unacceptable”, he said Washington must halt them immediately and conduct prompt, independent and transparent investigations..”
Indeed Mr Turk,that’s told him all right.
President Trump will now be shitting himself no doubt,waiting for the U.N police to arrest him and try him for genocide or something..
Or he might just ignore the stupid cunts and carry on ordering the Navy to blow narco terrorists to smithereens,as they see fit.
Hard to say.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx2nx95pgz7o
I wish President Trump ran the UK Border Farce..
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Self proclaimed Anarchists
I saw a poster for an anarchist book fair whilst walking home from work this evening. The helpful poster displayed the start and end times, what sort of items would be on offer ,details of refreshments available and activities for children. There was a phone number for anyone who had a question and directions to the venue.
I am from the West Country and therefore possibly a bit slow, but isn’t anarchy supposed to be a state of utter fucking chaos? Someone had clearly missed the point here . The organiser should have had it when they felt like it, where they wanted, and balls to anyone else.
I have met various people who claimed to be anarchists, but close inspection always revealed them to be far-left leaning types who were simply uncomfortable with subjects like Washing, Going to Work, Turning up on Time and Taking Responsibility. One such berk invited a group of us round to his house and got very angry when I pointed out that all his CD’s were in alphabetical order.
I will admit to being very easily irritated, but what a bag of unmitigated shite. I apologise for not being able to find a suitable link to illustrate my point, but did note how many societies there are on-line for anarchists. It’s almost as if they like joining in with other folks.
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