Nominations

Use the Comment section below to write up your cunting nomination.

The site admins will periodically review the nominations and will either:

βœ”οΈ schedule it to be published immediately or at a later date, OR
❌ bin it for any number of reasons

Either way, your nomination will disappear from this page.
That’s how you’ll know it’s been reviewed, so don’t ask.

If you want your cunting nomination published, follow the fucking rules:

[1] Whenever possible include a link to a recognised news source or risk πŸ—‘οΈ.
[2] Unsubstantiated allegations against living people or institutions results in πŸ—‘οΈ.
[3] Too short (less than 5 lines) or too long (more than 50 lines) qualifies it for πŸ—‘οΈ.
[4] Pay attention to grammar, spelling, punctuation, spacing. Unreadable equals πŸ—‘οΈ.
[5] Do not add comments to nominations unless specifically requested by an admin.
[6] Stop using the Nominations page to ask for things not to be nominated. Use the Contact Us page. That’s what it’s there for, otherwise πŸ—‘οΈ

 

Which leads us to a most important rule:
Respond appropriately to an admin comment within 2 days or guess what happens.
That’s right. It goes in the πŸ—‘οΈ.

LET’S GET CUNTING!

4 thoughts on “Nominations

  1. A nation of dog lovers, but also a bunch of cunts, especially when it comes to Keith Byrne and Sophie Singer.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cj5ly46z1jpo.amp

    This lovely pair left their elderly boxer, Bentley, home alone without food, while they went on a family holiday.

    Concerned neighbours alerted the authorities, and pushed food through the letter box.

    Bentley was rescued and taken to a vet, but sadly couldn’t be saved. During the necropsy, the contents of his stomach included food wrappers and a felt tipped pen, ffs.

    This charming pair were given suspended sentences. I know where I’d like to suspend them, and from what.

    Meathooks and the Forth Road Bridge.

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