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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!
The baffling mystery of driving test cheats.
It looks like there’s an untoward amount of skullduggery going on when it comes to passing the driving test..
“Industry leaders blamed the increase on the nationwide shortage of tests and drivers’ desperation to pass, while the DVSA blamed a general rise in cheating and improved detection.
A Press Association News Agency freedom information request revealed 2,844 attempts to cheat during driving tests in the year to September 2025, 47% higher than the previous year.
Of those, more than a third (1,113) involved the use of technology, such as an earpiece connected via Bluetooth to a concealed phone, to try to cheat at a theory test.”..
A ticklish problem indeed,whatever can be going on?
Oh…hang on..
“Examples of people prosecuted last year, reported by the Press Association News Agency, include 23-year-old Qounain Khan, who was handed an eight-month prison sentence in June 2025 after pleading guilty to impersonating learners at theory test centres 12 times.
The court heard impersonators could be paid up to £2,000 for passing a test.
Sorina-Ana Turcitu, 42, admitted attempting to take a practical driving test on behalf of someone else. She was sentenced to 12 weeks’ imprisonment suspended for 18 months in September 2025.
And Ali Rasul, 22, was handed a two-year prison sentence in November 2025 after being caught repeatedly trying to cheat the theory test over an eight-month period either by using a hidden earpiece or an impersonator.”
Quite a remarkable situation.
Rammed full of foreign cunts then.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx2g30wwmnno
Dear me,Tufty Club Oven.
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The Brooklyn Beckham Circus….
Now, I believe it is firmly established beyond dispute that the boy known as Brooklyn – like his parents – is a copper bottomed cunt.
However, the fact that he has ‘fallen out’ with mummy and daddy has given this prick – and the rest of his family – the ‘news’ coverage and publicity they crave.
All families have their ups and downs. But it is typical of this lot to do it publicly and with a slobbering picking up scraps media in tow. I am sure that the Beckhams would sell the rights of a funeral to the press and TV.
As expected, there have been numerous call and response splashes across the gutter tabloids and also many TV and online outlets. ‘Brooklyn says this!’ ‘Beckham hits back!’ Neither side coming out as either dignified or likeable. But, this is the Beckhams we are talking about.
OK. his dad could play football a bit. But Brooklyn – like the rest of the family – has has no looks, charisma. talent or charm to speak of. Yet (again, like the others in his clan), he seems to rely on media attention and publicity like the rest of us rely on Oxygen to breathe. A duller, boring, grey, unattractive and more nondescript person you couldn’t (not) wish to meet. But because he is the offspring of the most publicity hungry couple in history, ‘Brookie’ is now part of the ridiculous media circus that he’s been going on ever since that horrendous woman turned up at Old Trafford that fateful day.
If he really despises his parents and what they stand for. If he also has no love for the media and all that shit, he should shun them and live his life quietly and away from it all. But I bet he won’t. Looking at who his parents are, attention seeking is in the blood.
Not surprisingly, the whole thing has been milked by all concerned. And, now it’s getting even more ludicrous. The ‘Wedding DJ’ had now stuck his oar in (getting well paid, no doubt). Who will be next? ‘Beckham Bin Man Spills The Beans!’ ‘I Saw Them Arguing Says Window Cleaner!’ Because, rest assured, this is not going to end any time soon.
The BBC, of course, see this blabbing DJ as newsworthy. Bloody hell…
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cp8220err46o
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I endorse Norman’scunting, but surely the biggest cunt in that family of cunt has to be that silly old tart, Mother Victoria, who went as far as copyrighting all her children’s names. What a money grubbing piece of illiterate shit she is. With parents like Dave and Vicky, can the children really be blamed for turning out as they have. I do have a little sympathy – and understanding for Brooklyn – at least he has had the guts to point out what a grasping old whore she is. Vic and Dave – parents who prove that being an orphan isn’t such a bad idea:
https://www.standard.co.uk/showbiz/victoria-beckham-legal-control-brooklyn-pr-b1267814.html
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Thieving Failed Mountaineer Cunts.
So you’re keen to scale Scafell Pike but when it turns out you don’t have the guts for it and have done zero homework it’s time to call Mountain Rescue to fetch you down to safety and a warm bed for the night..
Apparently the young shithouses “offered no thanks for the efforts of the hotel, asked for further reductions to the cost, pushed hard for a breakfast and asked if they could arrange transport to get them out of the valley.”
The “walkers” claimed they had left their money in a tent, which was left near Green Gable when they were rescued, but had agreed to send the £130 later…
The unsurprisingly disappointed Mountain Rescue team said “We have tried contacting the two walkers to encourage them to settle their debt with the hotel but also to return the head torches,”
Sounds like the usual social media chav cunts who know nothing and take the piss out of those who risk their lives to pull them out of the shit.
First rate scummý super Cunts.
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Apologies here’s the link..
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9vx0jrnmejo
Thank you.
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Alex Pretti and ICE.
After that dozy bird (Renee Good) who allegedly tried to run an ICE officer over, I thought she kind of deserved it, especially for being a leftie retard.
But this latest killing is flat-out murder.
Minnesota is a legal carry state (with permit).
There’s a crystal-clear video showing him potentially reaching for his gun, causing him to be shot once.
He falls to the ground, unmoving.
You could argue that he deserved all he got, fuck around, find out…but up to this point only.
But ICE then shoot him 9 more times, which is nothing short of state-sanctioned murder.
I’ve no love or sympathy for left-wing activists, bunch of self-loathing, criminal darkıe-protecting assholes.
But equally, the US goverment employing murderous psycho pigs is awful too, simply because they wouldn’t care if they were shooting commies or patriots; they just want an excuse to throw their considerable weight around.
Fuck both sides of the argument; it just means that the Somalis will continue to steal taxpayers’ cash and never get excised.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Alex_Pretti
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Oops, butterfingers, I meant to say “After that dozy bird (Renee Good) who allegedly tried to run an ICE officer over got shot dead”…Admin, if you’d be so kind…ta.
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Our BBC and the strange new phenomenon of Swedish criminal gangs.
Quite a fascinating article,highlighting the ferocious recent rise in organised crime and recruitment of children who fall into the mafia lifestyle with apparent ease..
“Justice Minister Gunnar Strommer said the country was in an “emergency situation” and stopping the use of children in criminal networks was a “crucial task” for the government.”
Strommer insisted that the proposal did not amount to a “general lowering of the age of criminal responsibility” and would only apply to the “most serious crimes” such as murder, attempted murder, aggravated bombings, aggravated weapons offences and aggravated rape….
So we can see that these gangs are involving children in the very worst type of crime…but no mention of how this might have come about and Heaven Forbid the nationalities of those involved in this rotten mess..
Here’s the article..
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4gw49gk13xo
I may have dreamt it but I do recall some persons mentioning the influx of Somalis and Albanians over the past decade or so and the “effect” these foreign types have had on Swedish society.
Thankfully,despite the bombings,rapę and varied mayhem Our BBC failed to mention any of that.
So kind of them to protect us from the truth,in case we find it upsetting.
C u n t s.
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Dr Faisal Maassarani.
This cunt has “invested” in the illegal immigrant circus and associated Govt Gravy Train,no doubt having identified another way to make millions from flabby idiotically generous govt contracts.
Firms connected to Dr Faisal Maassarani became landlords of Serco hotels in 2022 when asylum applications were almost at a 20-year high.
But soon after a hotel in Seel Street in Liverpool owned by one of the firms was found to be unsuitable, people in one of their Liverpool housing complexes were told they had to move out over “urgent” fire safety issues, unaware that 116 asylum seekers had seemingly been lined up to replace them almost immediately.
It’s most unremarkable in Modern Britain that such treachery and blatant looting is rewarded,hand in hand with complete indifference.
The perfect illustration of the rotten state of public finances,public morals and the total lack of oversight regarding the Quisling cunts our Great Leaders shovel money at.
It all fucking stinks.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckgvn4rr03vo
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