Nominations


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15 thoughts on “Nominations”

  2. Richard Williamson,

    Now he is a bit of a cunt isn’t he, fuck me I don’t like cats, but I wouldn’t go this far.
    The fact that the legal system is actually entertaining this snowflake doesn’t do them any favours.
    “Richard Williamson from Bedwas complained to Caerphilly council, saying although cats had a right to roam, they “do not have the right the cause a statutory nuisance or pose an environmental health risk”.

    He said he was concerned about the health risks to the family’s newborn baby “who will soon be playing in our garden” ”

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5yj3lkegm0o

    The risks posed to the new-born baby have not been correctly assessed, because with parents like that I am expecting a future non binary Palestinian flag waver coming into existence.

    Fuck me and the high court entertain this?

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    • Double-edged sword this one. Some areas do have a lot of cats roaming free, and there can end up being a lot of shite left in people’s gardens. The owners fill the furballs with food and then send them out to take a dump on other peoples flower beds. It only takes two nutty old bints to have ten cats each and you’ve got a real mess on your hands, quite literally. In some countries, like Canada, cat owners are not allowed to let their pets roam free… perhaps this is where we are heading? Personally, I don’t care. I find a lot of the retards who have become dog owners in recent years to be worse.

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  3. John Lennon

    The blight of every fucking Christmas CD ever.

    The original rich socialist hippy speaking down to us plebs.

    And that screechy bint – “and a velly mellly chrismaaaas”

    He was an ugly, scrawny cunt with stupid glasses and I’m glad someone shot him. Probably a spurned gay ex-shag.

    The Beatles were shit and he made them twenty times shitter with his left wing crap.

    Odious foul creature of filth from Satan’s unwiped arsehole.

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  4. England Down Under
    There’s (sort of) good news and there’s bad news as England’s cricketers stumble about on the 2025-26 Ashes tour in Australia.

    The (sort of) good news? Well they’ve actually gone and won a test match in Oz for the first time in what seems like about a hundred years. Hoo-fucking-rah, let’s light the fireworks and break open the champers.

    The bad news? The match was the fourth of five in the series, and of course the Aussies are already out of sight, having rogered England good and proper in the first three, thereby having the Ashes in the bag and their tinnies open before Christmas.

    This win therefore is worth about as much as the thin end of the square root of fuck all in the scheme of things. Naturally it’ll be lauded as a win which means that the utter humiliation of a series whitewash is avoided, as though that’s some sort of victory in itself. But it’s all too little too late, as they’ve already embarrassed themselves and the rest of us with their ineptitude. Yes, it’s much too little, much too late. The Aussies have got the bragging rights again, and boy, will they let us know it.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c1m84mppgmko

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  5. Why the fuck are these cunts still here?

    https://www.gbnews.com/news/migrant-crisis-foreign-criminals-not-deported-record-high

    I cannot, for the life of me, understand why the hell these people are still in the UK.

    Why are we not transporting them from prison straight onto a flight back to their country of origin?

    Why are we bothering with prison even, except to detan until repatriation is arranged.

    Their country doesn’t want them? No problem, drop them out of a transport, sans parachute, over the North Sea.

    It’s about time we stopped fucking about and started getting brutal.

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  6. The Church of England and its imaginary sorrow.

    Imagine deciding that something that may have happened three centuries ago requires an apology now and reparations to the tune of £100 million.

    That’s the state of the Church of England it seems.

    A more amoral,pompous and nihilistic set of cunts is not likely to be found this side of Our BBC.

    Queen Anne’s Bounty caused great harm and Africans require the £100 million to “put things right”..

    Aye,righto and I’d like £5 million from the Germans as they tried to kill my grandfather in Libya in 1942.

    Time travel cash payout cunts the lot.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx2e7w03067o

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  7. Claudia Winkleman and the BBC.

    Claudia Winklecunt is to host a new BBC chat show.

    Oh, fucking great. Just what the television – and the nation – needs.

    We will now be seeing even more of this evil haired ugly bint. The Furby in a Richard III wig is unpleasantly ubiquitous as it is. Now, it’s going to be unbearable.

    Also, the obscene knacker crushing eye watering ‘wages’ she will get out of license payers is also diabolical.

    And, will it be a serous talk show, like Parkinson or Wogan? Will it fuck.
    It will be a ‘for laughs’ props riddled load of childish innuendo and puerile shite a la Jonathan Woss and Graham Norton. In fact, the team behind Norton’s show are also doing Winklecunt’s series. Say no more.

    British television – and especially the BBC – needs a much required kick up the arse and shot in the arm. But, instead it just gets worse with crap like this. They get rid of one obnoxious offensively overpaid cunt (Lineker), And, then they just get another one.

    Don’t pay the license fee. Because this is where it goes.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c17x75jdj1vo

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  8. El Fattah and the Government are cunts..

    At first delighted that an Egyptian had been freed from prison and welcomed with open arms to the dumping ground of the Third World..

    Then upset when it turns out the camel jockey is another Islamic nutter who thinks we are “dogs”…and more:

    In one resurfaced tweet, from 2012, Mr Abd El Fattah appears to say: “I am a racist, I don’t like white people”. In another, he appears to say he considers “killing any colonialists and specially Zionists heroic, we need to kill more of them”..

    Not to worry though,the cunts sister has more to say in its defence..

    Mr Abd El Fattah ‘s sister Mona Seif described the situation as a “never ending nightmare”.

    “There is something incredibly heartbreaking and infuriating to be witnessing this vile campaign against him – and our family – with people portraying him as something completely opposite to who he really is, and while he paid a steep price for his convictions,” she wrote on X.

    That’s all right then,give the evil cunt a house and an MBE for services to the Labour Party.

    A parting shot from one of our ISAC champions..Labour’s Dame Emily Thornberry, who chairs the Foreign Affairs committee, accused Philp of “throwing ideas around that were just not based in law”.

    “The bottom and top of it is that he [Mr Abd El Fattah] is a British citizen,” she said.

    Just fuck off you spineless trash.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/clyzyzwxqyyo

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  9. Female ‘astronauts’

    Well, this lot weren’t really astronauts wehre they? All 11 minute expensive fairground ride really doesn’t constitute going to space does it?

    I thought that slapper Katy Perry would be the most publicity seeking, but I have been proven wrong. This stupid cunt Amanda Nguyen – a 34-year-old scientist and civil rights activist (yeah, whatever love) has out done Ms Perry.

    This bint campaigns for civil rights and no doubt sex equality, but when ‘those in charge’ give it to her, she falls back to “an avalanche of misogyny” and ‘depression’

    Look love, if you can’t handle it, then don’t do it….it’s not difficult. You’re not up to it, so stick to online moaning about inequality instead.

    A cunt if ever there was one…and I wouldn’t fuck her in the shitter and let her piss on me afterwards. I am not that desperate.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cd0k0939dd3o

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  10. Whoever the fuck is running Minnesota are fucking massive cunts.

    Following this story from this side of the pond one could call out and cunt the Somalian fraudsters taking the American tax payer to the cleaners for supposedly running child care health care institutions for no one at all. And claiming millions of dollars that appear to be embezzled by said cunts.

    Hardly any reporting on this is in the mainstream media. It seems to be challenge by independent journalist’s only; one in particular being Nick Shirley.

    No my cunting is for the “woke” idiots who have turned a massive blind eye to this corruption and now are calling Mr Shirley’s reporting racist. Governor Tim Waltz a prime example.

    https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/nick-shirley-explodes-after-walz-brands-fraud-critics-racist-as-minnesota-scandal-erupts/ar-AA1TdUZQ

    Apparently the Somalian vote in this state of the land of the free sounds like a peaceful run Labour ward over here.

    Here in Britain we are fucked with the invasion I, mistakenly hoped that the USA were not that bad. Sadly the cunts running Minnesota have destroyed that belief.

    The whole of western civilization is going to hell in a hand cart.

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  11. The Inevitable Decline of European Tourism.

    2026 will be a year of travelling for me. Business trips abroad mixed with a few holidays with the lovely Mrs Cunter.

    When we had our dog, Canine Cunter, we were restricted and didn’t go away together.
    He didn’t like to be in kennels.
    Since he died I have taken the wife to some of the most beautiful parts of Spain where I sometimes work. Places where a tourist wouldn’t find.

    This year I will be cutting back my workload and want to venture farther afield.

    I will be going to China to finally meet a work colleague.
    He has asked me what I will want to do and where I would like to stay.

    I want to stay in a Chinese hotel and eat proper Chinese food.
    I want to see places that are off the tourist trails.

    I don’t want to stay in an international hotel with nearby restaurants catering for foreigners.
    I’m not interested in the normal tourist shit.

    I will learn a few basic words and phrases of Chinese before I go.
    For me, that is what an adventure is all about.

    We will also tour around a few countries in South America.
    This will be with a view to staying long term in the future. Maybe renting a property or staying in a hotel for a few months every year.
    Again, we are not interested in anywhere ‘international’.

    Next Christmas we want to spend in Vietnam.
    Inland, where we can hopefully enjoy the food and culture.
    We don’t want a beach resort. We don’t want to mix with tourists.

    It’s not snobbish to say that I don’t want to hear any languages except for the language of the country that I am in.
    Trying to understand and be understood is part of the fun.
    I certainly don’t want to see níg nóg waiters or Pákí cleaners in any hotel.
    I don’t want an Italian receptionist or even a Spanish barman.

    We will be spending New Year in Madrid.
    Thats when we will feel comfortable with having our own people around us, in Puerto del Sol as the New Year comes in.

    We will be spending a few days, and a shit load of money no doubt, in Italy, but only for the shopping in Milan and perhaps a day or two in Bologna for the food, but for me Europe is fucked.

    Rome, the centre of civilisation and home of some of the most iconic architecture is overrun with immigrants.

    Paris, despite being French, is beautiful, but is off limits for the same reason. Savages sleeping on the streets and not safe at any time of day.

    Barcelona I only go to when I have to. Only a drive away for me but the number of Romanian pick pockets and the other imported scum have spoiled the city.

    And London?
    With a Pákí Mayor who thinks that multi culturalism and diversity is a good thing.

    Is there anywhere in the city where you can expect to be served by an English person or where you can go without having to endure immigrants and their languages?

    Not only has the short arsed Pákí filled the city with scrounging immigrants, he has also fucked the tourist industry.
    Who in their right mind would want to spend time in Khan’s capital?

    So there is no point in visiting the place where I was born.
    I wouldn’t be able to recognise the city now.

    There are people that visit foreign countries and stay in international beach hotels, never venturing out of the front doors.
    They eat international food in the hotel restaurants, served by staff from every corner of the world.

    But that’s not travelling. You may be in Thailand, for instance, but you could be anywhere.

    When I travel I want to experience the culture of that country, not the imposed multi culture from every shit hole on earth.

    For me, Europe with all of the sights and history is fucked.
    Why did that happen, and who shares the responsibility of giving away a continent?

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  12. Idiots

    One thing that our much benighted nation will never be short of is a ready supply of total fucking idiots; idiot drivers, and cyclists, idiot demonstrators, idiot football fans, idiot politicians and celebrities, and so on and so forth. Allow me to illustrate.

    At about nine pm on 30th December, two (unnamed) walkers in their early 20s had to summon urgent assistance from the Cairngorms Mountain Rescue Team after becoming trapped on rocky terrain in -15c conditions. Reports state that these two intellectual heavyweights set out at six pm (pitch black at this time of year) to climb the 1,300 m. Ben MacDui, wearing jogging bottoms and trainers, and lacking basic equipment such as waterproof clothing, crampons and ice picks.

    Unsurprisingly, our two heroes quickly found themselves in serious trouble on steep ground in severe winter conditions, and presumably used a mobile phone to summon urgent assistance. Rescuers arrived to find the two peabrains in considerable distress. The rescue leader commented that the pair would have struggled to survive the night in the freezing conditions.

    So what prompts a couple of utterly ill-equipped lads to set off in the pitch black of a freezing Cairngorms winter night to climb up a fucking mountain? Well you tell me; all I can say is that this kind of moronic behaviour isn’t unknown in that part of the world. It certainly ain’t the first time that rescuers have had to turn out to save the necks of some cretins who fancied an amble up in the Scottish mountains in mid-winter, and it won’t be the last.

    You’d like to think that these two fucking idiots would at least have the grace to feel embarrassed at their own stupidity, but you have to wonder if the self-awareness is there. Let’s face it, you simply can’t legislate for idiocy.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvgj4jzv24ko

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  13. Joseph johnson is a worthless, grasping cunt.

    This prick has made 54 tribunal claims for money.
    This so called youth worker,has made these claims against schools and charities.

    This fat fucker as only won one case, he represents himself so there are no real costs to him.
    But costs the organisations plenty.

    You won’t be surprised to know Mr Johnson is a chimp. So lots of attempts to sue for racism..

    And now with that ginger,peaceful cum dumpsters new employment rights bill passed. Who in their right mind would start employing people like mighty joe young.
    Trying working for a living you fat monkey.

    Youth worker ‘who uses tribunals to get rich quick’ loses 54th claim in a row | News UK | Metro News https://share.google/QtTFW9KHUjbYMRJva

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