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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!
One In One Out, aka The Hokey Cokey
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/clykzx43v0po
Well who could have forseen this, apart from absolutely everyone but Kweer Starsole?
Unfortunately the ‘One in One out’ scheme to mash the sausages didn’t take account of Border Farce’s current BOGOF offer on its cross-Channel ferry service. So Mr Mohammed Yoyo has returned to bestow upon us some more of his cultural enrichment.
This time I suggest Moyoyo gets himself in front of Judge Fabian who surely will agree that he can’t be sent back to France again on the grounds that he’s allergic to Brie and finds the sight of Brigitte Macron offensive (don’t we all?).
You take your immo in, your immo out
In out in out shake him all about
Etc.
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The Louvre Jewellery Heist and DEI
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9d6e2wv884o
Sacré bleu, DEI goes Gallic and Bonaparte’s jewels go awol..
The female French Culture Minister appoints the first female Director of the Louvre, who in turn appoints the first female Head of Security. All very diverse and progressive, and much to the delight of the woke French Establishment. What could possibly go wrong?
Well everything, actually. Thieves zoom up a 40 foot extendable ladder from the back of a lorry to a balcony, break their way into a gallery full of priceless artefacts with no CCTV, then help themselves to France’s Crown Jewels IN BROAD FUCKING DAYLIGHT DURING OPENING HOURS. They escape the way they entered and the outside CCTV camera faces the wrong way.
Apparently les dames felt the Louvre was too high-brow and they wanted to make it more accessible. Well they certainly succeeded.
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George abaraonye
This cunt again, new nom going in a mere 3 weeks since his IsAc debut?
Yup.
And still in relation to the previous thing. Having acted like a stupid braindead childish cunt, woo-hooing an assassination on ‘the socials’ … he subsequently pulled back (and deleted his posted wisdom, of course ; an example being : ‘LoooL’) … pulled back with nominal contrition and smart-arsedly worded statements, such as this one, when the cocky bastard triggered a confidence vote in relation to himself…
“…take true accountability and (reaffirm) that the Oxford Union must remain a place where students can make mistakes, apologise sincerely, and learn from them”.
He was dictating the level of supposed sincerity, the cunt. Cock-sure the vote would come down on his side.
But it didn’t. By a greater than 2/3 majority after the results were announced, the cunt was technically ousted, but immediately refused the validity of the 1228-501 defeat, alleging cheating and interference blah blah.
Not only that .. his rabble of acolytes had harassed the returning officer so much during the vote, that the process had to be suspended. And not only THAT, but while this Oxford Union ‘president elect’ narcissist refuses to honour his word and step aside, his rabble, or ‘followers'(wtf?) have since triggered a vote of no-confidence against the *current* prez ; in a dirty-pool attempt such that were HE ousted, abaraonye would be automatically promoted to acting president. Luckily the incumbent comfortably survived this attempt at a coup.
As I nominate, this double-nommed cunt is now claiming a movement against him because he won the vote that made him president elect … against a woman, firstly, abd secondly.. she is a friend of the current guy, which abaraonye also WAS, but no longer IS.
If it was going on in a playschool, it’d be bad enough. But this is Oxford University, what what, old bean?
Anyways this second, hot on the heels nom. Because (a) it’s evident this guy is an *absolute* cunt, and (b) hopefully is made fuck off as per the vote, fades into obscurity and thus we never hear the cunts name again from the end of 2025 onwards, so – as I said – one of such concentrated cuntage should maybe have a second helping on the world’s premier cunting site… though I do apologise that triggering a successful cunting will expose us to another picture of the self-important wide mouthed omni-grinning wanker for another day or two. Please, Admin, not the one with him doing the ‘gangsta’ hands in his robe and silly flat hat with the tussle lost in his dirty dreads.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15213495/Oxford-Union-president-rejecting-vote-Charlie-Kirk.html
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The Mosque in the Lakes.
Seems there’s quite a bit of argy bargy in the countryside as permission for a mosque has been granted by the local council..
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvgv0v3355no
Not to worry though,to quote..
“But Faizudin Ahmadi, who was granted refugee status last year after fleeing the Taliban, said asylum seekers were “just ordinary people”.
The former barrister lives with other Afghan refugees in Barrow, where he works as a garage mechanic while learning English, with a hope of resuming his legal career to help other asylum seekers.”
Well that’s fantastic news then.
Shitshow of Disaster.
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Deng Choi Majek.
Yet another one of our coloured cousins, this one an asylum seeker from Sudan. This example is blacker than an ebony wardrobe, & has been recently found guilty of killing hotel worker Rhiannon Whyte 27, in Walsall this time last year. Following her from the Park Inn Hotel, from where he was staying to a nearby railway station, the one she got a train home from after her day shift. The scumbag stabbed her 23 times with a screw driver, 11 times in the head in a totally unprovoked attack, then left her to be found still just about alive by the train driver, the one that was to take her back to where she lived, but three days later she died from the injuries. He was reported to have gone straight back to the hotel where he was seen dancing & laughing afterwards. Majek showed no remorse for what he had carried out. I believe he had been sitting in the dining room of the hotel looking directly at her, maybe on more than one occasion, until the fateful night she left the building, & he decided to follow. I guess she did not report this, in fear of being accused of racism, & the thought of loosing her job. The prosecution had a solid case, with the CCTV footage & DNA evidence. The defence claimed that at only nineteen years of age as an asylum seeker, was part of the explanation that led up to what happened that night. In a vulnerable situation seeking refuge, Majek himself even denying the murder, claiming that the CCTV & DNA evidence were incorrect. There are apparently guidelines on the sentence due to his age, if he is actually only 19. This will all be decided on December15th, but nothing, not even a ‘walk in’ full size microwave, is a bad enough punishment for this savage. I would bring back the rack & let her family have a 1/2 turn each & hear him squeal like a pig, after a few turns on the crank.
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Responsible parenting.
It is articles like this that remind me why I have to stick warning labels on tools and equipment saying things like don’t stick your dick in here.
Now why the fuck you would want to go public about your child ripping here hair out with a rotary scrubber is beyond me.
If you had of been a victim of Dell Trotter and purchased a hair drier that subsequently turns out to be a paint stripper, I would understand.
So here goes. (Warning graphic images)
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cly1qr6z40po
I did warn you, she has tattoos on her fingers too! mind you it mentions Norfolk so probably webbed feet too.
I do not believe this statement
“Amy said that when the brush arrived, her daughter picked it up and “it just came on, the brush flew off.. and just sucked her hair in”.”
Some kind of Chinese killer bog brush!
Now if admin stick a big picture on the top, it will be a suitably long article.
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sorry I should add this on.
“Norfolk Trading Standards contacted Temu, and said the company told them the product had been removed from sale in Britain at the manufacturer’s decision.”
Probably because they think we are a nation of fuckwhits based on this woman’s outburst and our immigration policies.
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Halloween and Bonfire Night.
I’m cunting these, because I think they have gone too far.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-67264629.amp
On my estate, a couple of houses were decorated for Halloween around the 11th October. On my recent dog walk, there’s about a dozen, with tacky spiderweb, complete with tacky giant spider, attached to the upper window and anchored in the front garden, accompanied by the fake cobwebs that trap insects and small birds.
Well done, cunts.
They leave these abominations up until around the 14th of November, when the Christmas ( oops, Festive ) decorations go up. The fireworks have been going off for the last 10 days, and they go on until 10pm, or later.
I’m not talking about the odd rocket, but those repeating airbombs, that shake your windows, and make your dog piss in terror ( and leave me non to stable, either ).
I’m all for folks enjoying their selves, but Halloween is one day, and the 5th of November is one day.
Fucking knock it off, Clampets!
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