Nominations

Use the Comment section below to write up your cunting nomination.

The site admins will periodically review the nominations and will either:

โœ”๏ธ schedule it to be published immediately or at a later date, OR
โŒ bin it for any number of reasons

Either way, your nomination will disappear from this page.
That’s how you’ll know it’s been reviewed, so don’t ask.

If you want your cunting nomination published, follow the fucking rules:

[1] Whenever possible include a link to a recognised news source or risk ๐Ÿ—‘๏ธ.
[2] Unsubstantiated allegations against living people or institutions results in ๐Ÿ—‘๏ธ.
[3] Too short (less than 5 lines) or too long (more than 50 lines) qualifies it for ๐Ÿ—‘๏ธ.
[4] Pay attention to grammar, spelling, punctuation, spacing. Unreadable equals ๐Ÿ—‘๏ธ.
[5] Do not add comments to nominations unless specifically requested by an admin.
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Which leads us to a most important rule:
Respond appropriately to an admin comment within 2 days or guess what happens.
That’s right. It goes in the ๐Ÿ—‘๏ธ.

LET’S GET CUNTING!

7 thoughts on “Nominations

  1. Sly News and the Beeb’s reporting of the stabbing in Hainault is a cunt.

    There is footage of a white guy with a sword and the above mentioned channels cannot get enough of it. It it were a knee grow one of Allan’s Snackbar’s friends, the story would have been buried. But not with this one.

    CUNTS.

    https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/apr/30/critical-incident-declared-in-hainault-amid-reports-of-stabbings-at-station

    I want to screenshot the above link because the picture of the white person responsible is only available for a split second.

    I’m a dark key and I hate this shit.

    I will leave you with this:
    South Asian student (who I don’t know): Where are you from, Sir?
    Me: What do you mean? (Thought processes were which bit of the Indian sub-continent).
    Him: You have a very strong accent.
    Me: (Realising why he’d asked) I’m from Norf Lahndan, sahn.

    He’s also a cunt.

  2. A 14 year old kid is dead and they are looking after this fucking nutcase in hostpital the country is fucked the cunt should be tortured to death slowly

  3. Robots were supposed to take over the world.
    There is a Chinese restaurant near me that has one.

    After decades of development and improvement all the fucking thing does is take plates from your table into the kitchen to be cleaned.

    It’s up to you to load it up
    It can’t actually pick up anything.

    Just a novelty.
    It’s nowhere near as quick or efficient as a waitress.
    People go to the restaurant to eat average food and to gawp at the robot.

    AI is shit.

    I have a theory that the questions on Tipping Point are set by AI.

  4. Mr. Pothole, aka Mark Morrell.

    and some ugly bitch who I think is trying for a pay day.

    One of my major moans. I don’t drive, but I sit in cars, and by all the Holy, pun intended, maybe they’ll make a road out of this fucking plowed field soon.

    In Sheffield, it was announced that they had x ยฃm pounds to spend, not only to fix the roads, but the footpaths too.

    I’ll ask OC, potholes fixed?
    Other Sheffield folk? Bob Frapples, I think you’re one of the elite on here?

    Now, here’s Mark, bless his cotton socks, trying to make a difference.

    https://www.gbnews.com/news/it-s-a-joke-pothole-campaigner-blasts-government-for-road-damage-i-don-t-accept-there-s-no-money

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