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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!
Tony ‘the cunt’ Blair
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c07xv92vrz2o
the irony of this warmongering lying cunt is now in charge of negotiating a ‘peace’ deal in gaza.
peace is the last word I would use when referring to Blair…..having drawn the UK into the middle east sand dwellers arguments with the non existent weapons of mass destruction bollocks, and then his and browns ‘open doors’ immigration policy which has resulted in the shithole the UK has become today, he is now put in charge of peace……..after stoking the coals in the middle east previously.
a cunt for bringing the UK to its knees and turning us into a third world country, whilst being promote as a peace envoy. maybe as there’s so few raggies left in the middle east he could negotiate for us lot to fuck off over there. seems safer than London.
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Susanna Pressel is a cunt.
A Liebor Councillor sitting on Oxfordshire Country Council has apparently “sparked outrage after she urged police to “lie in wait and nab the b*******” responsible for attaching Union flags to lampposts.
The comments from Susanna Pressel came during an Oxfordshire County Council briefing on January 6.”..
Union flags have since appeared on the street where Ms Pressel lives.
Speaking on Wednesday, the councillor condemned those responsible, describing the flags as “racist” and “intimidating”.
Indeed…unfortunately not everyone is a wĂłg loving traitor Susanna,so please do expect the Union Jack to fly over your street for the foreseeable.
https://www.gbnews.com/news/flag-row-oxfordshire-labour-councillor
Dear me,what a cunt.
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Strange Attractions
Being nosey like all women, the wife can’t resist peering over my shoulder when I’m at my laptop, just to see what I’m actually looking at. So she just caught me again, pouring over images of, er, Rachel Reeves. ‘Christ’ says she, ‘you’re weird, you’ (which is good, coming from the woman who gets hot under the collar watching that cunt Monty Don polishing his prize cucumber on ‘Gardener’s World’).
In all honesty however, I have to admit that she’s not wrong. The fact is, I hate Rachel Reeves the Labour politician and all she stands for, on top of which, she has to be the most useless Chancellor of the Exchequer of all time. The problem is that in spite of that, and in spite of the fact that she’s absolutely no looker, I find her as sexy as fuck; don’t ask me why, I just do. I reckon that he’s hotter than a navvy’s armpit.
It’s a strange attraction right enough, and I can’t explain it. I was seriously thinking of cunting myself for this perversion, but then I started to wonder whether such a taste was actually all that odd. For instance, my pal Big Al once owned up that he ‘wouldn’t say no’ to Nicola Sturgeon (yes, I know). Then there’s a very old female friend of mine who admitted (as we were on our third bottle of wine) that pug-ugly Geordie lad Jimmy Nail would be in luck if the chance ever presented itself. ‘Bloody hell, he’s really rough’ I said. ‘Yes’ she replied, licking her lips lasciviously; ‘really rough in an Armani suit’. Then there’s another old friend of mine who owned to fancying (get this) Gordon fucking Brown. ‘I want to be re-incarnated as his underpants’ she admitted, and she wasn’t joking; honestly, I kid you not.
So I’m wondering if I am indeed odd, or pretty much the same as everybody else. Are strange attractions a cunt? Come on cunters, what do you think, and who will you own up to having a weird hard-on for, under cover of the anonymity of IsAC? Tell your Uncle Ron all.
https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=Rachel+Reeves+interviewed+outside+BBC&mmreqh=89E38AoaUr2ZfeZBGOhgpuS0rahPmzciqOcF4RfjQ38%3d&first=1&cw=1257&ch=668
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Turkey Teeth.
We all know it’s difficult to get a dentist appointment and going private is jolly expensive so many people,in search of those bright white teeth seen on “celebrities” such as has been Simon Cowell etc now regularly jet off abroad for cut price cosmetic dentistry.
Alas,sometimes it doesn’t go very well..
As in the case of one Leanne Abeyance who says she “wants to chop her head off and start again”, after the operation led her nose to collapse and a life of constant pain..
Luckily a head transplant wasn’t available as Ms Abeyance burdened Guys Hospital with an implant removal operation.
Furthermore…She had started using a prosthetic nose but had to stop after suffering an allergic reaction.
Whoops.
“Abeyance admits that she probably should have waited for reconstructive surgery instead of opting for a prosthetic nose.”
So in summary she’s now a morphine addicted hermit without a nose and likely a burden to the Nanny State for life.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1je9p8wny5o
Ah the vanity of a stupid cunt.
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Employment agencies and agents
I haven’t cunted for a while, as been busy with work. However, that period is coming to an end and I thought I would look around and see if I could find some part-time work to keep me during my impending retirement. Not looking for much, few days a week doing some nonsense. Easy peasy I thought – someone must need an old git who can still do some half decent maths and English. Obviously I haven’t dipped into the world of work for a while.
Oh dear and fuckity-fuck – what a bunch of cunts the whole job hunting thing is and, especially, agents and agencies. I saw a part-time job at a local college – basically baby sitting students. Ideal I thought – I’ll just send my cv in and Bob’s your uncle (or dad or sister here in Norfolk). How wrong I could be: you have to apply through n agency. Have to register with all sorts of details, then this common as muck slag calls me – all matey and smarmy. She then sends me some crap form to fill in online. IT went on for ever, had to watch shit videos about safeguarding, and prevent and FGM and….well, I lost the will to live. And then I finally got to the last page and it wants two references from recent work – FFS, I’ve spent 25 years self-employed. I don’t have any references from previous “employers” because I have employed myself! So I sent said slag an email – needless to say they can’t be arsed to reply.
How the fuck anyone gets a job nowadays I don’t know. I’m going to go to doc and say I’m depressed and get PIP – it will be a damn-sight simpler.
Links for your delectation.:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c981p02kgxeo
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-66800621
ad nauseum
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Town Centre druggies, drunks and spiceheads. Cunts and vermin.
Was in Manchester City Centre today with Mrs Norman.
We rarely venture into the town centre these days, as it is now a shithole.
And, one of the main reasons it is such a dump, is because of the druggie and alky shite who now infest it. Now more than ever.
We encountered one such revolting specimen today. The classic textbook spicehead druggie twat.. Skinny as fuck, crappy fake leather jacket, face like Gollum from Lord of the Rings. You know the type.
Anyway, this shitehawk was walking behind me and the Mrs, with all this ingratiating and clearly fake ‘Mate’ and ‘Alright my mate’. After a bit, I turned round and said ‘What do you want?’
The piece of scum says ‘Can you give us 25p?’ So I said ‘No’.
The smack head then has the nerve to ask ‘Why?’
‘What do mean why? Why should I? Besides, you can’t get anything for 25p.’ I also added ‘I know the trick anyway. You’ll up it to a pound and then two pound, then five with a sob story. And, don’t even talk to my wife. Don’t even look at her. On your way.’
Gollum fucked off across the road. well out of my way. Then he started shouting…’Fuck off! Fuck off, yer fucking cunt! Fuck off!’ Funny, how they go from ‘friendly ‘ to aggressive and abusive within a second of not getting what they want.
Now, because I was with the wife, I simply fired some cleverer replies back at the parasite…
‘You fuck off! You’re better off dead, and I wish you were. Where did you get that shit jacket? Off a dead body? Can’t be your dad’s though. You don’t have one.’
The scum skulked off gobbing off. But people shouldn’t have to put up with shite like him. And, had I not been with the wife, I still think – in my condition and at my age – I’d have jumped the fucker and turned his nose to raspberry jam. I must admit, I was sorely tempted.
No link, but just go to Manchester City Centre to see such scum. Cull badgers and foxes? It’s these cunts who should be purged. Kill ’em all.
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This seems appropriate..
https://manchestermill.co.uk/what-should-be-done-about-manchester-city-centre/
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Thanks for that Tez.
It really now is a hell hole, best avoided.
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The baffling mystery of driving test cheats.
It looks like there’s an untoward amount of skullduggery going on when it comes to passing the driving test..
“Industry leaders blamed the increase on the nationwide shortage of tests and drivers’ desperation to pass, while the DVSA blamed a general rise in cheating and improved detection.
A Press Association News Agency freedom information request revealed 2,844 attempts to cheat during driving tests in the year to September 2025, 47% higher than the previous year.
Of those, more than a third (1,113) involved the use of technology, such as an earpiece connected via Bluetooth to a concealed phone, to try to cheat at a theory test.”..
A ticklish problem indeed,whatever can be going on?
Oh…hang on..
“Examples of people prosecuted last year, reported by the Press Association News Agency, include 23-year-old Qounain Khan, who was handed an eight-month prison sentence in June 2025 after pleading guilty to impersonating learners at theory test centres 12 times.
The court heard impersonators could be paid up to ÂŁ2,000 for passing a test.
Sorina-Ana Turcitu, 42, admitted attempting to take a practical driving test on behalf of someone else. She was sentenced to 12 weeks’ imprisonment suspended for 18 months in September 2025.
And Ali Rasul, 22, was handed a two-year prison sentence in November 2025 after being caught repeatedly trying to cheat the theory test over an eight-month period either by using a hidden earpiece or an impersonator.”
Quite a remarkable situation.
Rammed full of foreign cunts then.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx2g30wwmnno
Dear me,Tufty Club Oven.
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