A page dedicated to, well, cunt music. If you’ve got some suggestions, we’ll check ’em out and add ’em to the list.
LONDON UNDERGROUND
Well spotted by Clactonite, here’s a little ditty dedicated to the cunts at London Underground – richly deserved if you live in London and have to tolerate their shit!
YOU PUT THE CUNT IN CUNTRY
A lovely little cuntry ditty from Scuzz Twittly
SHUT THE FUCK UP – YOU’RE A STUPID CUNT
Here’s a cunt called the Pink Guy singing – if you can call it that
Here’s US comedienne Sarah Silverman telling us what she thinks of divas. Bonio take note…
DIVA
GIVE HER A KICK IN THE CUNT
PIERS MORGAN IS A CUNT
Yes, he certainly is – so why not sing about it?
Steve Coogan sums it all up for us regulars on this blog…
EVERYBODY’S A BIT OF A CUNT SOMETIMES
Roy ‘Chubby’ Brown sums it all up nicely for us. We all know one, don’t we?
HE’S A CUNT
Here’s an absolute cracker found by Shaun of the Dead…
THE WHEEL OF CUNT
Here’s an offering from Kevin Bloody Wilson. We’ve all had one haven’t we?..
A CUNT OF A DAY
Guess we all know the tune and the words are pretty easy, so altogether now…
YOU ARE A CUNT
James Brown meets some cunt or other in this classic bit of cuntish soul music
FUCKING CUNT/AWKWARD BASTARD by Up Yaws…
Here’s one to sing with the lads after a few pints at the ‘Goat in Boots’
THE CUNT SONG by some cunt or other…
Don’t how this one slipped through the net so long – a classic track nominated by Dioclese…
USE MY ARSEHOLE AS A CUNT by the incomparable Kunt and the Gang
Thanks to Sir Limply Stoke for this charming rendition on the ukelele that certainly ain’t George Formby although he might have had some success with it…
YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS A CUNT by Emily Carter
I’m indebted to regular contributor, Fred west, for this excellent piece of alternative Christmas Carolling by Fascinating Aida…
TRY NOT TO BE A CUNT AT CHRISTMAS by Fascinating Aida
Here’s one by that musical cunt, ChasC. If you don’t recognize the cunts, then it’s your own fault because you cunted them. All the pictures came off this blog…
TOO MANY CUNTS TO COUNT by Chas C
And here’s another one that was sent in by regular contributor, Fred West…
CUNTS ARE STILL RUNNING THE WORLD by Jarvis Cocker
And here’s one from the girlies…
YOU ARE A CUNT by Kat McSnatch
Not music but this is an essential piece of audio for any cunter. Reminds me of conversations I’ve had with several acuntances over the years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSNpx2Htu-c
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Pussy Riot = Hit n° 1
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Cunting cunts, all of you. Keep up the good work.
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Just looked up the “pink condom”. Some yank student no talent geek total cunt.
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Doncha like it Sir Limply? Better than Mull of Kuntyre, surely?
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Lyrics by Oscar Wilde, er NO!. Crude, but does have the c-word in it. A lot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YEEDqRO5Os
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Some big cunt antics in the music world….
Two monumental weapons grade cunts, Sting and Shaggy are putting out a new album together… That’s Shaggy the chav music ‘reggae’ cunt, not the lanky Scooby Doo cunt…
And Neil Finn is joining creme brulee AOR cunts, Fleetwood Mac… Now, I always rated Finn and Crowded House, but for him to join this bunch of coke addled relics?! It must be for the cash… Let’s face it: it can’t be because he wants to tub Stevie Nicks… Only Wayne Rooney and President Macron like to fuck grannies…
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Is this one ISAC-worthy? I think so.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8PyFn90FIQ
https://genius.com/Sleaford-mods-cunt-make-it-up-lyrics
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One more, cunts:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IKbmQ4Cs08
Don’t be fooled by the style, it gets to business at :30
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Kevin Bloody Wilson was told he couldn’t say cunt in Canada, so he wrote this wee beauty.
https://youtu.be/iwBR0qwHZBA
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Paul Weller. Now there is a cunt. Dont get me wrong, he can bang out a good song but all the personality of a fart in a jar.
And he called one of his kids Bowie. I mean, what kind of cunt calls his kid fucking Bowie? And where was the wife in that naming process? Probably thought to herself, “better let him call the kid Bowie or he’ll be a right cunt about it.
And he was a cunt to Foxton and Buckler after he trashed The Jam.
What a class A modern cunt.
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Now There’s a Nice Guy…davidicke.com The Truth IS out there.
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I recoomend ‘you think you’re the bollocks, but you’re a cunt’ by the Non-nonconformists.
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Ant music……………………. substitute cunt for ant………….sorry Adam
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https://youtu.be/gKOo8rd6T7s
Boris Johnson is a fucking cunt
By the Kunts
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Really funny
Song called bag for life that repeats the phrase “Tesco cunts”
Genius!
https://jimmyandrex.bandcamp.com/track/bag-for-life
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