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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!
The £150,000 Banksy bill.
“Three artworks by street artist Banksy have cost taxpayers almost £150,000 in cleaning operations and security so far, with the bill expected to rise.
The largest single cost relates to a mural painted on the Royal Courts of Justice in September 2025, where removal efforts and security have so far cost more than £85,000.
The Ministry of Justice (MoJ) says it has spent £50,000 trying to remove paint from the wall of the Grade II-listed building in Carey Street. A further £35,300 was spent on overtime and security costs.”
How about making the sobbing social justice warrior millionaire shithouse cunt foot the bill for his left wing twee spray can mess?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx2vnny7j5zo
Aerosol arsepiss Oven.
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‘Andy Burnham to embark on cost of living tour through the UK’
Why?? And will he be giving out money?
What a posturing wanker the ‘king of the North’ has turned out to be. Add this to his (all unfunded) proclamations on costs and help and we seem to have a bigger tosser tham Kweer.
Estimates as high as 100 billion have been projected on his proposals to re-industrialise Britain and take utilities into public ownership.
Perhaps he will impose a tax on benefits? Say 20% rising to 90% for those with mental elf issues or letters – ADHD, OCD etc. Add those ‘on the spectrum’ as it were, and perhaps a money tree can be found.
Warra Scouse cunt.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0l5j8y388lo
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Burnham and his struggle with prison capacity.
“Andy Burnham says he’s “increasingly confident” that the early release of PC Andrew Harper’s killers can be stopped by plans to free up prison spaces
This includes looking at quicker deportation of foreign prisoners and using the female prison estate for male offenders, the PM says in a lengthy statement
Earlier, Harper’s mother, Debbie Adlam, told the BBC she was in “turmoil” following conflicting reports about whether two of her son’s killers would be released from prison early”..
In a more straightforward country,perhaps Britain of a century ago,such matters would be dealt with quickly and efficiently..
By making trash such as those who drag people behind their getaway vehicle dead,hanging a popular choice I imagine.
Other top tips might include making members of rapê gangs,terrorists etc dead as well.
There’s plenty of room in prisons,but it requires some tidying up by policies of iron,not soppy handwriting lawfare.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/crlw5wnykr2t
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Ffs handwringing not handwriting.
Phone,Oven.
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Park key drivers.
There are some among you who may feel I have a bit of a problem peaceful drivers, and you’d be fucking right.
Take Daniel Mohammed, for example.
This 21 year old interbred managed to plough his allahmobile, whilst driving like a cunt with his phone in his hand, into a kebab shop with such force that the building collapsed.
Sadly for society, Daniel and his passenger survived.
The judge wasn’t happy at all, and gave the repulsive little cunt a sentence of 2 years and 2 months.
Which is still less than a white person gets for suggesting mosques should be blown up on Facebook, after little girls are stabbed to death.
And the fact remains that all of this could have been avoided if we didn’t let the medieval inbreds drive a motorised vehicle.
They simply aren’t genetically capable.
Ban the smelly bastards!
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/40024346/man-crashes-car-kebab-shop-phone/
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Nice, I second this nomination – at least no one that matters was injured and several 100 people saved from food poisoning.
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The Banking Protocol ( BP )
Danny George Quinn and son Danny Jo knocked on the door of a 90 year old man in March 2025, offering to fix some cracked roof tiles. Over the next three months, they returned more than 10 times, claiming extra work was needed and asking for cash payments.
In June, the vile duo demanded a further £2.5k and drove their victim to his bank to withdraw it. The bank teller, seeing the previous withdrawals ( and there being only £24 in the account ) contacted the police and invoked the BP.
https://www.derbyshire.police.uk/news/derbyshire/news/news/south/2026/august/rogue-traders-who-emptied-vulnerable-mans-bank-account-sentenced/
The police attended and investigated, and as a result on the 30th July the father got 40 months inside ( out in just over a year because overcrowding, innit ) and the son 9months YO suspended with community service ( yeah, right! ).
Dreadful though this story is, it’s all too familiar, so here’s the cunting.
The Banking Protocol is a scheme were bank and Post Office staff are trained to spot unusual activity that may indicate someone is the victim of a fraud.
Before anyone gives the bank a pat on the back though, let’s consider that it took them three months to ” notice “, and then only when the poor old lad tried to withdraw funds he no longer had.
So fuck off, with your Banking Protocol, you useless cunts.
For the cherry on the icing of the cake, a special mention to the old boys son, who described his father’s “confusion which is obvious to anyone who talks to him for any length of time”
Where the fuck were you in the three months that it took these pieces of shit to rob your Dad blind, eh?
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The latest total solar eclipse.
I find nature fascinating, but a total solar eclipse is commonplace and in my opinion, quite boring.
They occur regularly, twice a year is normal and they have happened up to 5 times in a year.
If you are determined to see them and don’t mind travelling to remote areas then you will see a total eclipse more often than a Christmas dinner.
The phenomenon that I have found interesting in the past is that the birds stop singing for the minute or so of the eclipse and the dogs stop barking.
Interesting, but not so much as to make me go out of my way to experience it.
Our closest big city is Valencia which is right in the path of totality.
However, the eclipse will happen just before sunset and people have been advised to travel to nearby Castellón where there is a clearer, unobstructed view, with no tall buildings.
For the past week we have been given dire warnings.
Don’t look directly into the sun.
I don’t think that it’s possible for anyone to look directly into the sun.
Your reflex reaction would be to look away, to shut your eyes or at least shade them.
Nobody can possibly sit looking into the sun directly.
You don’t need to warn anyone not to hold their hand in a fire.
Even the most stupid of people have a reflex, self preservation mechanism.
So the warning is daft and unnecessary.
But some fucking cunt has decided that all the overhead motorway signs are changed today.
Instead of warning about broken down vehicles, nearby roadworks, danger of wildfires or traffic speed cameras ahead, all the signs are telling us not to drive while wearing eclipse glasses.
For fuck’s sake!
Total solar eclipses are a load of astral wank.
https://www.timeanddate.com/eclipse/how-often-solar-eclipse.html
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Admin. May I add to his nom regarding the same subject?
I would like to open, the way this nom will continue….what a crock of media overhyped up shit!
Wife and daughter were excited for this event (fuck knows why..probably due to the BBC wanking themselves off stupid over it) We went to the coast today in my part of the world ( the South East shithole it now is) and was instructed by the wife to race home as she wanted to sit in the garden with a drink and observe this ‘rare’ phenominon at leisure. As we drove down our road to our house, all the neighbours were getting ready to do the same in their front gardens. As soon as we got home I was shown various instagram and youtube videos by my young daughter, on how to create some sort of cardboard ‘pin hole’ camera style thing to safely watch it through…so there I was cutting up cardboard, silver foil, paper and sellotape fucking around in a hurry to get it made. All sitting in the garden just before 7pm………..then- fuck all happened. Got marginally darker, but not that you would really notice and that was it. Said to the wife ‘when does it start?’ I think it’s been and gone…this was around 8pm. What a fucking waste of time. That weather forecaster cunt on ITV Beresford was flow to Spain to report on it, and had a lovely time at someones expense…even the BBC shipped out a large TV crew to parts of Europe where you could see it…….but spend the last two weeks getting us all creamed up in the knicker department as to how great it was going to be in the UK….so why fuck off to Spain then?
Only people that got anything out of this were the dodgy swarthy cunts and del boy wankers who sold out of stupid ‘eclipse glasses’ at vastly inflated prices.
A quick google after the event seems I’m not alone on this.
Wankers
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2238630/brits-fume-overrated-eclipse#comments-wrapper
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