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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!
Another blow for the Indian Tourist Board.
As is quite necessary when dealing with such subcontinental affairs the reader may wish to only read the following after taking medical advice and then praying with eyes closed..
“The first time Lowri Denman knew something was wrong was when she made the horrifying discovery of a metre-long tapeworm after going to the toilet.
“It looked absolutely disgusting, like Sellotape with like little ridges in it,” said the 42-year-old from Carmarthen.
It was the first symptom of neurocysticercosis, external, which left Lowri with 38 parasites in her brain causing extreme headaches, seizures and psychosis”
The madness of Ed Miliband now laid bare..
“After years of health struggles, the parasites have now calcified in Lowri’s brain.
“I’ve not had any surgery to actually take them out of my brain,” she said. “Apparently they just sort of die down and they calcify basically. So at this point they are now calcified.”
Dr Healy said Lowri had received treatment to “kill all the eggs and happily now seems to be out the other end”..
Indeed.
Never mind the appalling filth,flies,stupidity,corruption,mooning diseased faces of hordes of subhuman you can escape Heathrow and take a lovely trip to India instead.
“humans are infected by consuming food such as raw or undercooked pork, water contaminated with tapeworm eggs, or through poor hygiene practices.”..said Judith Chalmers yesterday.
Fuck off.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce8jrzemdyko
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Parking Stanleys with the intellectual capacity of a walnut are cunts.
Travelling on the good old 08.21 omnibus from Quetta to Peshawar, it seems a Parking Stanley passenger grew irate because the driver was picking up too many passengers for his liking (or perhaps felt insecure about his sexuality what with travelling on a pink bus) and got into a ruck with the wheelman. Unfortunately for all onboard, our irate passenger decided to grab drives by the neck as he was negotiating a hairpin bend alongside a steep drop and the bus took a nosedive into the ravine killing 40 onboard. Now, we all know that the inhabitants of Pakistan are not known for their burgeoning intellect (Nobel prizes won – zero), but Christ on a pedalo, who is dumb enough to start fighting the driver of their transport on the edge of a cliff?? Too much mumbling from the Quran and not enough common sense taught in the local madrassa. So, get your hooter out of your well thumbed copy of ‘Choir Boy Monthly’ and learn some common dog. But my dear fellow cunters, as most of us know, every cloud has a silver lining, in this case, a little accidental birth control, which goes a long way in my opinion.
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Link suggestion …
https://abcnews.com/International/wireStory/overcrowded-bus-plunges-ravine-southwest-pakistan-killing-40-134434925
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The BBC and its advice on stopping out a bit late.
“The England football team have a huge challenge taking on Mexico, on their home turf, in the last 16 of the World Cup.
But fans back home have an equally daunting task – surviving that 01:00 kick-off on a Monday morning.
The match will go on until at least 03:00 and that’s without extra time, penalties or watching any of the post-match analysis and pubs can open until 05:00.
That is a sleep-wrecker – especially if you’ve got school, university or work on Monday.
“It’s perfectly designed to screw things up,” says sleep scientist Prof Russell Foster, from the University of Oxford. He says you won’t fall asleep the second the final whistle blows either because “you’re going to get so energised, it’ll be difficult to wind down”.
Is there a big enough Fuck Off for these condescending asinine cunts?
The “journalistic” equivalent of a pat on the head,Auntie “Beeb” knows best.
Fuck me into insomnia what a bunch of fucking cunts.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3wyel830w8o
Half time Oven.
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