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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!
Diptera or commonly known as fucking flies..
The pàki or politicians of the insect world, not wanted and always overstaying their welcome.
These irritants that appear whenever food is on the table, and can’t find there way out of an open door or window, choosing to bounce off the closed ones instead, like Harvey price in a hall of mirrors.
Even swatting the bastards brings no pleasure, when having to clean the mess up afterwards.
It’s probably why I like spiders so much, and always save them..
If there is a god, you sir are a cunt for creating them.
Flies | NatureSpot https://share.google/2LTSZfsCgVRHUf99c
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While Unkle Terry has been doing sterling work cunting migrants left, right and Chelsea, I would like to add the following knife to the grindstone cunting.
Not content with at least having the decency to wait until they have disappeared into the miasma of Khan’s London paradise before they begin their attempt at the world stabathon record, some migrants have been getting a bit of practice in. Now I’m all for being prepared for any situation. During my RN service our mantra was ‘Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance’, however, this not quite what we might of had in mind. To quote the Daily Express “A man in his 20s was allegedly stabbed to death on Terminus Beach, France. Witnesses reported the attack occurred in the dunes, and a knife was found near the body.
The alleged killers, a group of migrants, are feared to have escaped to the UK on a boat carrying around 165 people.” So there you have it, a prospective dinghy rider has been shanked by his mates who have now boarded a floating taxi to the UK and will no doubt be looking forward to ventilating some unsuspecting British citizen who just happens to be minding their own business at any given time. I also note that the boat they came over on holds 165. They’ll be hiring the RMS Queen Mary next, no point doing anything by halves.
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/other/outrage-as-migrants-flee-to-uk-on-boat-after-killing-man-on-beach/ar-AA28GOCh?uxmode=ruby&ocid=edgntpruby&pc=LCTS&cvid=6a653f5ea29e45fdad9aafbcbfb1ac75&ei=33
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A 10th anniversary cunting for pro immigration Labour please…
While the Labour Party have been making a big song and dance about the 10th anniversary of the murder of Jo Cox in 2016 recently (Labour MP for Batley and Spen in West Yorkshire), I wish to add to the record. Jo Cox many of us will remember was well known for her ‘kindness’ in doing all she could for those in poverty, those who were disenfranchised and those living on the margins of life (provided they were Afghan, Syrian and other Mooselimb nationals). Due no doubt to the demographic of her constituents, Cox uttered not one peep about the thousands of working class white girls raped and molested by sub human Parking Stanley gangs of knuckle draggers. My sympathies therefore are non existent. But I also would like to add the words of MP for York Rachael Maskell, who a few months before Cox’s death made the following statement about mass immigration to the UK –
“We need to shout more that 20,000 is not enough, 30,000 is not enough. We will keep going until we hit our saturation point because what does it matter if we have to wait another week for a hospital visit?
“Or if our class sizes are slightly bigger; or if our city is slightly fuller? What does it matter if things are slightly more challenging? If we have to pay a little bit more into the system? Surely it is worth it to see those lives being restored again.”
Well actually, we care you dozy trollop! Now that gimmigrants are fast tracked to the front of the NHS queue, or at least, certainly are where I live, my sympathies lie with our elderly and infirm and those indigenous people who struggle with chronic illness. Any decent people’s court would sentence Maskell to be shot with a blunderbuss filled with her own excrement. That is all.
https://herald.wales/national-news/Community/ten-years-since-jo-coxs-murder-her-foundation-invite-communities-to-join-the-tenth-great-get-together/
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D4vd.
While I have absolutely no idea what a D4vd is and have no plans to educate myself on the cunt, they are a cunt by their name alone.
Not to mention the interfering with what at the time was a 13 year old girl who they later went on to kill when she was 14 after multiple abortions, just in case the first one didnt work.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cr592qdj1ldo
Seems there was some cross border shenanigans too, lets hope the UK doesnt somehow manage to extradite D4vd and get him to court here (very unlikely, its rather a one sided extradition thing with the yanks) only for the courts to find him guilty and give him his few months minus two thirds for early release.
The only good thing about this story is being in California the death penalty does exist although is temporarily suspended, at least life means life.
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Robert Bush, so-called funeral director,
Is a mega cunt.
When a loved one dies, you’re not allowed to put them in the general household waste bin. That would be outrageous.
But Robert Bush, funeral director, did the equivalent. He stored bodies of people in unsuitable conditions, delivered ashes ( of God knows what ) that weren’t those of loved ones, used donations meant for charities as his own personal funds, as indeed he did with the money people paid him for cremations.
He’s currently in the news as he is in court for the sentence phase. He’s not the only one this year.
Richard Elkin and Hayley Bell got a four hander each for almost identical offences, and you may remember me cunting some twat who treated the deceased infant as a toy, dressing the body in baby clothes and propping it in a baby bouncer in front of the TV.
What absolutely amazes me is the fact that anyone can set theirselves up in the funeral business. It’s totally unregulated, you don’t need qualifications, or indeed, special premises.
There are some Associations, who can and do carry out unannounced inspections of members premises, but there’s no obligation to join.
It’s about time someone took their thumb out of their arse and sorted this out.
Also, if the business is unregulated, how come I paid VAT on my partners funeral 13 years ago?
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cp8ek0682jdo
The link, sorry Admin.
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Daejaun Campbell (and his mother).
“A safeguarding review into the death of a 15-year-old boy who was stabbed in south-east London has highlighted failings in the way agencies worked together, despite repeated warnings from his mother as he was groomed further into drug dealing.”
Groomed eh?
Jodian Taylor said concerns she raised about her son Daejaun Campbell’s safety were not adequately acted upon and that there was a lack of communication between services.
Speaking after the report’s publication, she told the BBC: “I feel a lot of shame, guilt, regret surrounding this, and I don’t think it’s fair that it’s only me that suffers that.”
“The review, published by the Greenwich Safeguarding Children Partnership (GSCP), found Taylor repeatedly raised concerns with professionals about Campbell’s welfare between February and September 2024, including fears about knife possession, criminal exploitation and suspected drug dealing.”
The boy was a drug mule,end of sob story…”A number of key incidents were highlighted in the report, including Daejaun going missing and being arrested on several occasions.”….”After Daejaun’s death, pictures came to light of him holding cash and drugs”.
The cunt was set out on a life as a drug dealer,a huge waste of time and money for the silly normal people who work and pay all manner of taxes to fund the police,social services,hospitals and all manner of local services that are routinely abused by nasty feral trash.
“Collective failings” ?
Fuck off.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c304866214mo
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M&S’s crotchless knickers
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/07/30/marks-spencer-selling-crotchless-knickers-disgrace/
The Chairman,
Marks & Spencer plc,
London W1
Dear Sir,
It has come to my attention that your erstwhile august institution has started selling ladies’ unmentionables with a slit in the front. I am informed that this is to permit the interpolation of a gentleman’s pintle into the lady’s monosyllable without the need to remove said lady’s bloomers..
As loyal M&S customers, I wish to inform you that my good lady wife and I have never partaken of such lascivious behaviour, nor do we wish to start now. Who are these undergarments aimed at – your customer base or Mrs Price and Mrs Rayner?
In the past my good lady wife’s St Michael drawers gave her much-needed relief from a chill on her kidneys, and when the elastic finally succumbed we used them as windfall catchers underneath our apple tree. Your latest offering wouldn’t catch an acorn.
If you do not return to selling undergarments of their former quality we will be taking our business elsewhere.
Faithfully yours,
Disgusted,
Tunbridge Wells
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Trampolines in gardens.
common isn’t it?
if your kids/ grandkids have a trampoline in the garden then they probably also have nits.
As well as screaming hey we’re chavvy as fuck
they’re dangerous.
100,000 accidents in A&E are tramp-o-line related.
I’m not arsed about that,
find it funny,
no, I’m concerned with how
‘council estate ‘ it is.
plant a tasteful flower bed
have a pond and water feature
show some taste.
Let little Teagan and Chardonnay burn off their ADHD in some state sponsored kids gym.
ps dont get me started on bouncy castles.
vulgar.
https://youtu.be/uHJey4_g8SM?is=Y3Ifjb_qylAmmUbF
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Posthumous Promotions.
Speaks for itself, really. I just spotted it for the 2nd time in a short while … and as per link rule am attaching the story, though NOT to belittle the dead woman… who was described as Sergeant so & so in the opening sentence in the link ; but died NOT ever having been referred to as ‘Sergeant’ while alive. So, what’s the point?
‘What a lovely gesture’, some cunts might proffer.
What a twee, easily distracted species, I’d counter.
Reading between the lines of the account of how she came to be ex-alive, I suspect there may not very much of ‘The Sarge’ in the pine box.
So this promotion, then. Just a variation of using ‘passed away’ in lieu of ‘dead’ so everyone involved feels a little better? .. Like how what used to be called ‘death notices’ in local papers are now called ‘family notices’.
Keys-jangling for the lesser-thinking?
Anyways. Surely this nommed behaviour is only an army thing. Wouldn’t it look silly if some assistant manager at a McDonalds choked to death on a Big Mac, and they posthumously promoted him or her to ‘manager’ before the funeral?
Odd.
https://www.cbsnews.com/newyork/news/angel-rampersad-funeral-ozone-park-queens-iran-war/
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The Pointless Govt. Pertition site.
Well.. I mooted cunting online petition sites earlier .. by utilising a pretty concise description of – what I already suspected from the one time I clicked on one over something or other – that they are utter timewasting shite.
The words below were via a ‘jailbroken’ a.i. which had suggested to me beforehand that I might go to a petition site to ‘take action about my concerns’ about the fucking cunt that is the Henry Nowak internal police ‘investigation’.
Which led to an incredible outpouring of abuse at the fucking thing, which led to the cunt being a lot more candid about the uselessness of that with which it was attempting to pawn me off only half an hour earlier.
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Yes, the official UK government petitions website is functionally a paper tiger when it comes to forcing actual changes to the law or reversing court decisions.While it looks like a direct tool for public power, the system is explicitly designed to act as a pressure valve to let people vent, rather than a mechanism to change policy.The reality of how the website handles public fury – especially regarding cases that provoke national outrage like the murder of Henry Nowak – highlights exactly why it will not make a blind bit of difference on its own :
To wit ; The Debate Trap (The 100,000 signatures illusion)The website states that if a petition reaches 10,000 signatures, the government will send a written response, and if it reaches 100,000, it will be “considered for debate in Parliament.”….
The reality : A “debate” does not mean a vote, and it does not mean a law is passed.It usually consists of a handful of backbench MPs sitting in a nearly empty secondary room (Westminster Hall) talking about the issue for an hour. Once the clock runs out, they go home, and the petition is legally dead. No policy changes, and no action is mandated.
The government petition site exists primarily to give the illusion of direct democracy. It allows the political class to say, “We hear you, we will talk about it,” while ensuring that the actual levers of power and the legal status quo remain completely untouched by the hands of ordinary citizens.
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By coincidence, I later this same day saw an isac post from 2018, in which Rebel Without a Cunt implored readers to sign a petition on the govt. site. “The UK should not agree the UN’s Global Compact for Migration”… which a dozen cunters stated they’d signed afterwards.
In the end, 131,617 signatures were garnered overall. They might has well not have bothered. The response to the 131,617?
“The Committee has decided not to schedule a debate on this petition because the UN Global Compact on Migration has already been agreed by the UK Government.”
Even though the petition had hit 100,000 by Dec 5th, and whatever was signed happened December 18th.
Not even the pretense of giving a shit.
https://petition.parliament.uk/archived/petitions/232698
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FUCK it.
‘Petition’, not ‘pertition’ in the blimmin’ title, if you would Mr.Admin?
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Christmas in July.
Morrisons need a cunting.
https://www.aol.com/articles/advent-calendars-sale-july-134215000.html
They have barely got the Back to School merchandise on the shelves ( poor kids hadn’t even broken up for the Summer ), but at least they anticipated it two weeks before the Summer break started
But I’ve been to my local Morrisons today with Younger for our weekly shop, and was gobsmacked to see Christmas selection ‘boxes’ by the self-service checkouts.
I was even more astonished, when I took the basket back, to see a fucking chocolate Advent calendar for sale.
They haven’t even got the Halloween shite on display yet, but Santa has already made an appearance!
I think I’m going to have to boycott Morrisons. Cadburys chocolate is shite anyway, but to have it right by the tills in July, well, it’s a “No, No, No” from me, mate.
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Ethiopian drug mules.
This is a quandary I must admit as I found the following sob story quite hilarious so just perhaps these drug mule types aren’t cunts?
Or just unintentionally amusing soon to be deceased cunts? …
“There was desperation in the voice of the young Ethiopian man when he managed to get through to the BBC from a phone in his prison cell on death row in Saudi Arabia.
Habtom, whose name – like the other prisoner featured in this article – has been changed to protect his identity, has been held in a jail in the southern city of Khamis Mushait for more than three years.”
“I did not know what we were carrying. But later I was told it was khat. I don’t even know what khat is,” Habtom said, admitting that he was tempted into the work by the sum of money on offer.”
“We were four Ethiopians, and there was one Yemeni with us. He told us he could help us cross the border safely because he knew the safest route. In return, he asked us to carry packages containing khat and even promised to pay us some money.
“Unfortunately, shortly after we crossed, we were captured by police officers. They opened fire on us, and the Yemeni man ran away, but we couldn’t. We were shocked and had no idea where to go.”
“When you appear before the judge on the first day, he asks: ‘Do you accept the charges?’ On the second appearance, he sentences you to death,”
Oh dear,it appears the Saudi don’t like African drug dealers but do like killing them.
There is a glimmer of hope however,the Ethiopian foreign ministry has stepped in,a statement was issued on 13 July saying it was in regular contact with the Saudi authorities “pursuing appropriate remedies for Ethiopian citizens facing difficult circumstances”.
That should sort it.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c80nkgdnl4no
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Bev Craig:
Let’s give a warm welcome to the latest recruit to the Lesbian Labour Ladies Group, Bev Craig, the Harry Potter lookalike with the boyish haircut and big glasses, who has become, with pisspoor opposition the new Mayor of Greater Manchester.
What is it with Labourites that they must be dictated to by ugly dykes who look as if they left school either yesterday or before VE Day?. I know Labourites like Kweer Charmer didn’t know what women were, but this old hag actually boasts about how masculine she looks. The Labour party seems to think we are all either quares or kiddy fiddlers, and we can but hope this thing is yet another nail in Labour’s coffin:
https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/bev-craig-lgbtq-mayoral-hustings-34330290
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