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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!
Tesco and their ‘Whoosh’ are cunts.
The Mrs is usually a self sufficient type. Goes out and does things herself.
However, the other day she had a rare headache and decided to order some paracetamol and a couple of other things on the Tesco Whoosh thing.
Anyroad, the stuff arrives. But it’s some ethnic personage who talks Waka Waka.
He asks the old lady for her passport, otherwise she won’t get the tablets (and the oranges, milk and bread she also ordered). I was not standing for that, and I read their own rules out to this jobsworth pillock…
‘Tesco legally requires customers to be at least 16 years old to buy paracetamol. Under their “Think 25” policy, delivery drivers are required to ask for photo ID for any age-restricted or medicinal item if the recipient appears under 25.’
Well, as in fine physical condition as Mrs Norman is, she is 46 years of age. And – no offence to my beloved – she does not look either 16 or 25. She is a mature beautiful woman, and obviously no kid or Gen Z. The knobhead wasn’t having it ‘De App sez ya got to have eye dee!’ I told her she was wasting her time, so I told him to stick it. It was a matter of principle. ID on your own doorstep? For fucking Paracetamol?! Nobody takes the piss out of my wife. Needless to say, neither of us will be using this dreadful tinpot service again. And, I dare say our written and phoned complaints will disappear into the ether with the ones made by other customers. More disgruntled ex- customers in the link….
https://uk.trustpilot.com/review/whoosh.com
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How very dare they. The cunts.
‘Matt Lucas on Taskmaster leaves a bitter taste in my mouth ‘
So says some fucker called Asyia Iftikhar. (nor me)
He/she or it is apparently a full time race baiter and champion of the alphabet community. Objecting to Lucas and also Richard Ayoade, who it seems is a friend/supporter of Graham Linehan and his entirely mainstream views on women with bollocks .
Lucas has apparently done blackface, not to be confused with Lenny Henry’s whiteface by the way. And perhaps as a poof, the only gay in the village showed humour, which of course is taboo.
Perhaps Iftikar should fuck off back to wherever it’s heritage country is and see how it gets on.
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/tv/matt-lucas-on-taskmaster-leaves-a-bitter-taste-in-my-mouth/ar-AA25uA8Y?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=LCTS&cvid=6a2d7b28b65d4dddaad3d707d2805d0f&ei=25
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Playfighting.
A thorough and vicious example of the utter trash that rot our country..
“In a prepared statement to detectives, the boy said: “I grabbed a knife and stabbed her in the chest.
“I didn’t use a lot of force, but it was a big knife. I don’t know why I did it, it just happened.
“I walked over and stabbed her. She fell to the floor. I left and went to the train station to get a train and to get away.”
“I wish I hadn’t done it,” he added..
Well you did,just when you think the floor is going to give way under the weight of the foreign effluent yet another case of idiotic trash rises to the surface..
Perhaps it’s all down to the kids being mesmerised by the social media?
Whatever,it’s rotten in its casual depravity.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cr472nyyy5xo
Complete Oven.
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Forced swinging for ladies.
“Ruth O’Grady reluctantly joined a swinging website, having been persuaded by her husband, she says, she told him she would never have sex in a car with a stranger.
However, within months she was doing exactly that, and filming it to send to him.
She says she had sex with strangers more than 100 times through the website, over an 18-month period.
Ruth says she is traumatised and continues to suffer flashbacks”..
“She did arrange some of the meetings herself, she says, and would appear enthusiastic about swinging, but she now says this was something she never truly wanted to do.”
Not sure shes a cunt,perhaps the cunt is the control exerted over her by her then husband but as the article points out,this swinging caper is a jolly slippery business..
Is everyone involved a victim?
Or a cunt?
No doubt the government should ban it.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c87q7g48y4po
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Time to stop same sex couples adopting?
Jamie Varley and his equally loathsome partner John McGowan- Fuckface have been found guilty of numerous offences in relation to the death of Preston. They are due to be sentenced on the 18th of June and, as feet first into a wood chipper isn’t on the cards, we can only hope for a long time inside.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvgld0vywpmo
I also hope that one of the “lessons that is learned ” is that same sex couples no longer be allowed to adopt.
I’m sure that there are plenty of truly lovely people out there who would make wonderful parents, but surely this case highlights that even one Preston is one too many.
Yes, I know that there’s potentially as much risk with a traditional pair, but I can’t help feeling that warning signs were overlooked or ignored ,that would not otherwise have been, because someone was afraid of being thought transphobic.
This fear of being thought phobic in some way, be it of race, religion or sexual preference, is making cowards of people. Who cares if someone thinks you’re transphobic or whatever.
Better to be wrong and say sorry than have another Preston, or Henry.
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Addendum:
Varley has been given a whole life tariff.
He will die in prison.
McGowan-Fuckface has got 25 years.
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Press attempting to downplay serious matters by use of inverted commas.
A quick hark back to the recently-cunted media cunts’ use of quotation marks.
This particular story a bit more sinister, though.
A man is currently in custody for sticking a knife in a 17 y.o.girls neck(from behind, unprovoked) in Brierfield a few days prior to the aforementioned cunting.
Now. A copy & paste definition of stab : The word stab primarily means to pierce or wound with a sharp, pointed object like a knife.
OK. Now have the headline *verbatim* from the Lanashire Telegraph. All punctuation as they saw fit.
Brierfield – Attempted murder arrest after girl ‘stabbed’.
Two more from the same article, under their ‘read more’ a quick scroll down.
‘No evidence’ Brierfield ‘stabbing’ was racially motivated.
And this fucking doozy :
Brierfield ‘stabbing’ – man charged with attempted murder.
But unfortunately y’have to go with the Lancashire Telegraph if you want to read about it, ‘cos none of the rest of the ‘big’ cunts bothered to even cover the attack, despite the fact there is cctv OF it to be seen. No immediate responses to my search, anyhow.
n.b. I ran a definition query of inverted commas just before posting the nom… one of the listed uses is :
(quote)
“Used to indicate skepticism about a word”… i.e. downplay.
The cunts.
https://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/news/26192836.brierfield-stabbing—man-charged-attempted-murder/
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Mohammed Saidu
Mohammed Saidu is a shit storing cunt.
https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/articles/c621x0ynn89o
Too funny to not post here, this article has it all. Pidgin English, Mo’s 50 or so sacks of shit, suitably outraged neighbours along with the fact finding mission our magistrates and judges could learn from, going along to see/smell the horrors of di bags of poo-poo for herself before sentencing the dirty cunt.
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Emma Hayes is an ugly fat woke cunt.
For any cunters who are unfamiliar, this fat and very ugly cow, is a wimminz footballerist type.
Allegedly, she’s coach of the wimminz Team USA. (Who the fuck cares)
So naturally, she is shoehorned into the men’s game at every opportunity – as an expert pundit no less
She’s particularly prominent at the moment with it being the World Cup and seems to be in the studio alongside the other insufferable wankers like Gary “I hate flags Neville” and Ian “is it cos az black” Wright a tad too often.
Looking like a fat dinner lady who has stumbled into the studio by accident, complete with chalkboard tactics, along with the voice, massive saggy knickers, banter and all the charm of a desperate whore on the ratch at 1:50 am outside a nightclub, Emma churns out the usual tired clichés that these DEI hires always do.
This is obviously all predictable and tiresome – especially for any cunt who enjoys or like myself, used to enjoy football on the idiot lantern.
However during one of her recent inane ramblings when Spain were playing Cape Verde, she starts spouting off about the African team and the fact that none of the cunts representing them are from there or have ever lived there.
In her own words, this plucky goalless draw against superior opposition, was a victory for mass immigration… erm.. ok love whatever you say.
The idea of a World Cup is to celebrate the idea of a nation state you stupid fat minger.
This match being broadcast during the afternoon on ITV and here we have a blatant DEI hire delivering “the message” to the slack jawed masses.
I wonder if she feels the same about Jack Charlton’s plucky non Irish side of the late 80s and early 90s? Or were those immigrants the wrong colour?
Get back to Prisoner Cell Block H you fucking rotter.
I’ve mentioned it a thousand times on here and cunters are probably bored of hearing it but to see the sport of football in particular, so cynically exploited in order to push woke globo homo bullshit and degeneracy, makes my piss fucking boil.
Thanks for reading.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DzACVMyToKw&pp=ygUdZW1tYSBoYXllcyBpbW1pZ3JhdGlvbiBzaG9ydHM%3D
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* Knickers should read as knockers
Apologies admin.
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Mike Myers and Austin Powers.
That cunt Mike Myers is doing another Austin Powers film.
25 years after the last (and shittest) one. And, they were all shit. Terrible Rowan & Martin’s Laugh-In and Our Man Flint rip offs. With terrible gags, product placement, and dire characters, like Fat Bastard and that fucking Mini Me cunt. With the same scenarios and ‘comedy’ routines used for all three films.
The fact that Myers is revisiting this dreadful franchise shows what a failure his career has been. With only a saucy Liz Hurley as the only good thing that was ever in it.
The original films have not aged well, And, I dare say this new one will be as shit as the rest of them. I mean. who is going to be the new Powers babe? William Eilish? Do me a fucking favour. It looks like a bloody goldfish.
For a film series that was tiresome, classless and predictable to begin with, I reckon this new one will make it even worse than it already was.
‘Yeah, Baby. Yeah!’
Fuck off
https://deadline.com/2026/06/mike-myers-confirms-austin-powers-4-1236958119/
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Islam’s claim to moral superiority is a hypocritical cunt.
Just read the article for fuck’s sake.
Gay rapist Muslims and Muslim gay rentboy victims in a seething melting pot of bum banging Allah-angering cunts.
I mean where do you even start with this? They’re all part of a religion that supposedly exercises capital punishment over he that lies with another man, but rank hypocrisy has never been a problem for the peacefuls has it. If you’ve ever taken a walk through the Souks of Marrakech (as I was deeply unfortunate enough to do) you see toothless male genetic aberrations shuffling through the bazaar holding hands with other goat-worrying chromosomal mutants of the same sex. And yet they claim to be a religion of profound moral probity that will execute the bottom banging infidel.
As is always the case with codes of prohibition, the opposite outcome is invariably achieved – in the case of Islam to savage extremes. Whether it’s the example in this article, highly coordinated rape gangs, child marriage and vile males fucking their own bloodline, FGM, honour killings of abused girls who’ve outlived their usefulness, its ranks are full of homocidal sexual predators who act without any moral restraint whatsoever (inspired by the prophet himself who married a 6 year old girl and raped her at 9). Vast swathes of peacefuls commit acts of such utter wickedness and depravity that would make any free thinking secularist believe they’re going to hell, and they then have the unembarrased audacity to claim to lecture western society on its decadence and degeneracy.
Anyone who wants to claim Islam binds together its adherents with some kind of a strict moral code and therefore demands our respect (these days under threat of criminal prosecution) either doesn’t know what they’re talking about, or, as usually suffices with the lefty cunts who spew this sort of shit, they secretly harbour a love of the rank barbarism this religion gives rise to and sincerely want to see our culture destroyed by it.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwyenemwnd9o
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African slavery reparations.
“African and Caribbean countries have called for a formal apology and reparations from countries that benefited from the transatlantic slave trade.
The demands come at the end of a three day conference in Ghana which looked to advance the push for reparatory justice.
It follows a landmark UN resolution earlier in March which recognised transatlantic slavery as the “gravest crime against humanity”, urging UN member states to contribute to a reparations fund.”
Indeed how’s that going so far?
The declaration calls for comprehensive debt relief, the restitution of looted cultural property, and the establishment of a global reparations fund, though no specific amount was stated..
Yes,lots of free money to be spent on luxury cars,villas in Dubai and other assorted shiny trinkets.
The race baiting thick as shit clowns couldn’t even decide how much money they wanted as part of their scheming.
Not to worry though,nobody has ever paid them a penny…apart from the billions in aid over the decades..
And soon the Church of England?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm2rl8z5x7no
Total cunts.
Mud hut Oven.
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Tradies Becoming Coffee Drinking Pooves All Of A Sudden
It’s mid-morning. You’re driving to wherever you need to go next. Your tummy rumbles, so you think “OK, I’ll shove a pasty in it”.
You spot a Gregg’s and think “Yeah, a square of pastry-encased shit will do for now”. You have a window of about 5 minutes to get to where you need to be next.
You park up and in you go, and there they are. Four or five orange-vested, lesser spotted actually working Apes at the counter, all buying MSG-baked fare, but with a twist – they all want ‘coffees’ with the cardboard food substitute they’re buying.
“Can I get 27 steak bakes and 300 Latte’s love”
“Can I get” automatically qualifies them for Oven.
“Latte’s” is a poove’s drink.
You reach work 25 minutes late because of these absolute cunts that have been conditioned to think it’s normal life to go back and forth to work whilst ordering ‘coffee’ from shitty places in between.
Fuck the neanderthal cunts.
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Mr Hassan’s Mysterious Cannabís Factory.
Spare a though,dear cunters,for Yehia Hassan of Luton.
His terraced house was gutted by renters and converted into a cannabis factory while he was receiving hospital treatment in Egypt.
Police raids at his property and a neighbouring address uncovered hundreds of cannabis plants, but the occupants have not been found..
“It was perfect in here,” Hassan, who has diabetes and uses a wheelchair, says. “I just don’t know how people can do this to someone else’s property. It’s the only place I have.”
Dear me,how awful.
period.
A retired foster parent, Hassan says he rented his home to a local business owner and allowed him to sublet it to others.
“I really trusted the guy,” Hassan says. “He said he was going to look after the place. But honestly, I don’t know who I can trust any more.”
Hassan’s neighbour, Abdul Shakoor, says the criminals kept a low profile, and nobody knew they were there.
“I was woken up by a loud noise when the police came and saw one of the suspects running away,” he says.
“There are so many of these farms; in two years I have seen three of them on this road. The police just come and take away the plants.”
Strange that,nobody seems to have noticed anything,perhaps because when the entire area looks like a back street from Baghdad just with more litter it’s impossible to detect any bother.
Import the Third World,become the Third World.
A perfect illustration herewith:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cdjpl27zd24o
The new normal.
Of cunts.
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The BBC and fat cunts.
“New cases of obesity are rising fastest in younger adults in England, a study suggests.
Rates of new diagnoses for people in their 30s were nearly 20% higher in 2024-25 than they were in 2019-20, according to the study published in The Lancet. For people in their 20s, new cases jumped by 16%.”
Diagnosed?
Obesity?
It’s not chickenpox or a fucking brain tumour you soy cunts!
Another fine example of the infantalisation of “journalism”…”there,there it’s not your fault you’re a fat fucker,it’s a disease you know,anyone could catch it”..
No they fucking can’t.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8j2m2zrrxko
Deep fried Oven.
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