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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!
Arrogance rewarded via ludicrous legal dispensation ..
..is a cunt.
If I were to sum this nommed situation up with a single emoji, it’d be this one : 🤪
Cunt, 36, male. Up on charges of possessing a large collection of scumbag pics ‘n’ vids (circa 1,600 / 84) in three separate devices, so no ‘accident’ (as if, anyways!) …. the kind of pics/vids he might have gotten from gary glitter or huw edwards, right, …
First appearance before a judge on the matter?
Cheeky enough to ask his address be witheld ‘to keep him safe due to the nature of his crimes’ which isn’t his right in this case, but was granted by the judge anyways … bad enough, .. but merely an appetizer for the real humdinger.
You see, the judge ordered this cunts passport be confiscated/surrendered in order for him to stay out on bail now that he’s going to trial. Then his defence-cunt I mean lawyer .. piped-up with the following ..
He had the fucking AUDACITY to bring up that the man had a “previously arranged holiday” booked for 9-19 October. (A holiday booked *since* his arrest, which the article doesn’t mention btw).
And instead of saying ‘Tough shit, creepo’.. ;
The judge ordered that his passport be returned by the cops TO the accused on October 8th but that he “must return it to Sligo Garda Station on October 20th”.
Then – IF the cunt comes back, his case is due November 26.
Think about it. Condition of ongoing bail? .. passport confiscated … which is done to prevent a cunt leaving the country and/or fleeing, presumably. But this guy can HAVE IT BACK for nigh-on two weeks in the meantime specifically so he can go abroad, destination undisclosed & unrequested by the looks of it.
While out on bail for serious charges.
Did the fact his daddy is a retired judge have any bearing? Who knows.
It’s utterly-daft cuntery either way.
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Here’s the link for the above, Admin .. I’m putting it in separately in case the description gets it auto-moderated.
https://www.leitrimobserver.ie/news/retired-leitrim-judges-son-charged-over-child-sexual-abuse-images-and-videos-9090337?dicbo=v2-cJJagYe
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Sarah had a little lamb
And so did Rose and Rosa.
These three “activists “, who go under the banner of Animal Rising ( Rose is the director, what a surprise ) stole three lambs from Appleton Farm on the Kings Sandringham estate.
Having transported them to a sanctuary, they travelled to Windsor Castle to inform the authorities of their crime.
They have been found guilty of theft, following a jury trial, and sentenced to the usual community service.
They have expressed disappointment at the verdict, saying that the King would have consented to the rescue and the lambs deserve the chance of a long life .
Let me ask these halfwits, how do you know they wouldn’t have had one where they were?
Also, are you aware that, as convicted criminals, your job prospects have just shrunk? Or are Mommeh and Daddeh going to fund you until you marry a rich man?
Words fail me, so have at it.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckj0639455rro
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Ultimate Frisbee Beach Challenge.
Was walking along Bournemouth prom a few weeks ago and saw this load of tosh. Loads of different teams taking part, wearing team clothing with their name and number on the back. A load of tossers running around and chucking a frisbee about, with a cunt of a coach (yes for a frisbee game) shouting from the side lines, and all of them becoming almost orgasmic when they scored a point.
To make it even more laughable, there was a three page laminated sheet attached to the railings, which was a risk assessment for this pile of wank. The risk being the hazard of being hit by a flying object – yes really.
Back in the 70’s as teenagers, we might go to the park and chuck a frisbee about, although even then, I thought it was a bit cuntish, but to turn this into a sport? Even worse than that other crap sport, beach volleyball.
https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=beach+frisbee+game+bournemouth+beach&qpvt=beach+frisbee+game+bournemouth+beach&form=IGRE&first=1
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This ere bar needs a cunting.
https://www.spiked-online.com/2026/09/24/that-lesbian-covid-conscious-bar-is-beyond-a-satirists-wildest-dreams/
Seems some sexually confused types set up a safe place type bar for other sexually confused folk and as part of this the bar was COVID safe(you know where I’m going with this don’t you.)
Yep masks, you had to wear them to go in seems the end of the Wuhan sniffle never arrived in the safe bar for sexually confused folk.
Well shocker said bar started losing money, one of the partners left to join a clown school (no I’m not joking here) the other is running around doing lots of jobs to help fund bills and comes up with the idea of relaxing the mask rules.
Well we can’t have sanity and the customers, the few not spending enough to cover the bills then lose their shit. Cue social media shit storm and vast amounts of abuse as the very idea of unmasking is on a par with murder or misuse of pronouns or some shit.
Anyway watching the left eat themselves was hilarious and amused me, were I planning a trip to America I’d pop in but fear it’ll be closed by the time I get there.
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Carefully hidden Racism in alternative music.
“Growing up in Wolverhampton, Stephanie Phillips says she was initially pretty much into the same chart music as her friends.
But alongside TLC, Aaliyah and Destiny’s Child, she developed a passion for rock, indie and punk.
“It was music that meant a lot to me as someone who was very shy and needed an outlet,” she said. Yet she felt compelled to keep that passion hidden.
“There was always this idea that black people weren’t really into alternative music, or punk,” the musician, journalist and author told the BBC.
“When I first got into alternative music I felt like I was betraying my race, and had to keep my love of rock practically secret,” she writes in her new book.”
“Black recalled that a famous 1980 photograph of her alongside Debbie Harry, Poly Styrene of X-Ray Spex and other leading female artists, featured on the cover of New Music News magazine, was billed as representing “the women in rock”.
“And I suppose they needed a couple of black women in there as well,” she said.
“But it was interesting they couldn’t put one woman on the cover.”…
Even today, Phillips argues black artists were often forgotten, overlooked or deliberately excluded.
She cites Nova Twins, who took out a bank loan to record their debut album which received rave reviews but they still struggled to find a label, she said.
The issue is personal, she added, recalling the challenges of securing support for Big Joanie’s early releases.
“You do have to work harder. It can be exhausting.”…
Yes it’s vital that this immense conspiracy to suppress blek music is exposed and artistes compensated for this hideous outrage..
Or maybe it’s all in your head luv because you are a mental and your music was shit?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckrerpx4wz7xo
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The Dormeo Octasmart Memory Fresh Mattress Topper These foam replacement mattresses have been punted around for a decade or two mainly on the telly and the proposition usually includes a fifty day money back guarantee and a running permanent discount. No I take that back – a special online offer now includes a 200 day sleep trial – if you don’t like it return it ….so how does that work? Ah well it is very well hidden in the blurb but the punter has to pay return carriage of £45 and the mattress must be as new and in its original packaging. If the mattress is accepted then the carriage is deducted from the lucre you have paid before you get your money back.
Now on to online reviews. As has happened to an old character of my acquaintance it appears that Dormeo or their agents do not sterilise the returned bedding before reselling it hence the tight coiled black pubic hairs embedded in his cover. Nice.
A typical review from TrustPilot May 10, 2026. Note the recycling.
“I just this product but it on a bed i definitely not the bestt…
I just this product but it on a bed it was fine after a few weeks of using it noticed mattress and pillow started to come apart had a look inside both and was disgusted to see that was made up bits of old material the mattress springs if you can call them that were degraded and not looking that good the pillow was just full of bits and material left over definitely would never use or buy again”
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kim Rose Gosport.
There’s a advert on GB News for a pawnbrokers called Kim Rose,
kim stars as himself.
this advert sets my teeth on edge.
The repulsive kim (girls name) is approached by some young bodybuilder called George who’s been left some jewellery by a recently deceased relative and wants to know the value of what he describes as ‘this scrap’
the ungrateful cunt.
Kim who has a face full of warts Lemmy would be envious of, and wears white suits then goes into a completely irrelevant monologue
about how in 1976 he had a car and 50 quid.
while this flashback to 1976 is happening
what sounds like Dire straits is blaring out.
It does make sense.
also I hate Dire Straits,
anyone in a white suit is a bona fide twat an wannabe ice cream man.
just tell the cunt what its worth you fuckin pikey.
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Admin,
can’t find a link to advert,
have tried.
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https://www.islandecho.co.uk/kim-rose-jewellery-auctions-and-a-life-of-stories-comes-to-the-isle-of-wight/
That’s the cunt.
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Treasure Island TV Series.
The blacks hate our culture but the darn jams spoons just can’t stop appropriating it. They have g*llied up everything from Tudor England to Regency London and now its the turn of Long John Silver, the iconic pirate from Robert Louis Stevenson’s Treasure Island.
I was expecting to see the BBC’s sticky fingers over this but its a joint shit show from MGM+ and Paramount+ casting David Oyelowo as Long John Silver. This is the 18th century for Christs sake, shouldn’t he have been on a plantation somewhere not plundering booty? In my opinion once you have a main character who sounds like a Yardie and more at home robbing smartphones in London on an E-scooter with a zombie knife the rest becomes irrelevant no matter how good it is.
You very rarely if ever get this historical vandalism from other races. A Chinese English pirate? Oh herro, Rong John Silver here, you wanna flies? Ridiculous. Why do they have to shoehorn themselves in to other peoples history? Is it because their own is nothing but one long whine about ‘muh slavery’
Robinson Crusoe will be next or should that be Robertson Crusoe, with Idris Elba and his race-swap Man Friday played by Benedict Cumberknob.
YouTube
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* jam not jams – ta.
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Have I got News for You………..and why it won’t be around in the next 18 months or so.
HIGNFY….used to be a staple diet for me on a Friday evening many years ago…I even went to a recording of it when the London studios were a thing and Eddie izzard was the guest captain as Merton couldn’t make it for some reason. This is the time when Izzard was (for me anyway) A. very funny, and B a man who just liked wearing a bit of lippy.
Now, though it would seem it’s days are numbered. A few years ago the BBC brought out a rules that said panel games must include at least one woman….funny or not, they had to be there. Start of the decline IMO.
Now, this week we have had a report whereby 2 (yes, just two) viewers were in some way offended that Victoria Beckham was potentially being referred to as a cunt by the host of HIGNFY….that unfunny cunt Katherine Ryan. She never mentioned it directly, but merely inferred it.
Too much clutching of the pearl necklaces for two viewers who complained, and was upheld……..back in the day HIGNFY was far more cutting edge and no one complained. Tub of lard…anyone? Ripping the shit out of Boris, Ken Livingstone…it all went on, and that was for the better of the show. Now, though the sensitive cunts who watch get offended that Ryan may think Beckham may be it bit of a cunt. The BBC should grow a pair and tell them to fuck off, but I dare say the two complaints were from two employees, so the BBC can use them as an excuse to kill it off. It’s all gone a bit woke in recent years anyway.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cqde0wrl9d5do
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Call me a cynical, ungrateful cunt, but the ‘heroic’ Whelford farmer deserves a good old ‘look at me’ cunting.
The unknown (at the time of writing) woman has been lauded as a hero in some quarters for calling old bill when she spotted some shifty blokes and their transit vans in the dead of night, outside the perimeter of RAF Fairford.
Well done, you might think.
But it would appear that isn’t enough for our one woman agricultural anti terrorist squad.
She’s also claiming she ‘foiled’ the whole plot.
She’s obviously got herself down as a sort of Bruce Willis in a Barbour jacket and wellies.
At the end of the day, there’s nothing much heroic about seeing someone up to no good and calling the police.
Even a fucking child could do that.
What’s she after, I wonder?
The George Medal? A slot on Celebrity Masterchef?
I’ve seen people develop an ego after years of being told how great they are, but she’s only been in the news 4 hours.
What a self aggrandising old mare!
https://www.the-sun.com/news/17066026/farmer-foiled-raf-base-bomb-plot/
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Sadig Khan
I refuse to give the hook-nosed old cunt his titles. Arsehole he was, and always has been.
Khan has always denied that London had gtooming gangs,which they plainly had – and have. He was asked by a reporter for a comment, and an apology. That last word was probably too much for the old shitstain, and he refused to comment because he had “no time to spare”. This happened a coiuple of times, but the silly old bastard was so busy,he had tie to talk to the alcoholic dodgy dossier writer, Alistair Campbell. I hope his alcoholic breath made the little brown turd drunk:
https://www.aol.co.uk/articles/confronted-sadiq-khan-over-grooming-074400000.html
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The refusal to grant bail to Danno Tommo is wrong ; the decision to do so will come back to bite the judiciary and the politicians who engineered this disgraceful decision.
Doubtless, ‘our betters’ were hoping that he would plead guilty when in front of the beak so that he could be given a token sentence.
It has just occurred to me that Danny could use the Colston defence and get set free by a reasonable jury. However,this won’t pay him compensation for five months on remand in jail.
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Spiders, and how to keep them outdoors.
https://www.aol.co.uk/articles/asked-experts-keep-spiders-away-011000000.html
Short answer, you can’t, and why would you if they’re going to eat these infuriating fruit flies that are driving me insane!
The females live indoors mostly, you just don’t see them, while the males do macho stuff outdoors, like hang gliding and abseiling, and probably barbecueing, for all I know.
I was bitterly disappointed by the non-invasion of flying ants. Not a bloody one! I bought insect spray guaranteed to kill anything with wings.
Ha! The fruit flies haven’t got the memo.
Anyway, as you know, I have an aversion to insects, except butterflies and dragonflies.
I don’t even like caterpillars ( yes, I know. It’s like hating babies but quite liking small , well-behaved children ).
I once watched a woolybear, must have been six inches long, hump it way up my drive, the drive is a good car length, the wooly did it in about 3.8 seconds and quite frankly terrified me.
Enjoy your winter guests folks, though there’s one currently taking refuge under my two sofas and frightening the crap out of me when I catch it moving to and fro with the corner of my eye.
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