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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!
International Kraut Malaria.
“Two Frankfurt Airport workers have died of malaria after a rare outbreak led to six employees contracting the serious infection spread by mosquitoes.
It is believed the mosquitoes arrived at Germany’s busiest airport on a plane, according to German public health officials, triggering an outbreak which was first detected in July.”
Was it a flight from Birmingham?
“The Robert Koch Institute – a German federal government agency and research institute for disease control and public health – previously said the four employees fell ill between 4 and 6 July and the mosquitoes were brought in by plane.
The institute said malaria in Germany almost exclusively affects long-haul travellers who were infected in malaria-endemic areas, and that malaria transmitted within a German airport is rare.”..
Malaria is a parasitic cunt,from the shitholes of the Third World to a Beer Hall in a few hours.
Achtung! Ze Lockdown!
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cz6zwgg9y8go
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GLACIERS – An Apology.
I wish to retract my nomination of “Modern-Day Glaciers” Posted on April 16, 2026, stating that modern-day glaciers were soft puffs.
Well apparently, one of the cunts just burst and took out several hundred Chink-like mongs + a few Tarquins & Gemimas on spiritual journeys trying to `find themselves` in the tranquillity of the Nepalese mountains.
… I rather think they’ll find themselves buried beneath several thousand tons of ice, slush, rock and other assorted effluvia.
Hey, China – that`s climate change for ya!
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cr0qxd1y219kt
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The Gypsy Balloon Release Memorial Party.
Dear dear me.
The Perfect illustration of the collapse of decent society,replaced in many parts by feral human trash.
“Serious disorder at a balloon release for one of the young men who died in the A66 car crash is “unacceptable”, an MP has said.
Durham Police said a large crowd gathered on a privately owned field near Haswell, County Durham, on Thursday evening where five vehicles were set on fire and balloons, flares, and fireworks were released.
Redcar MP Anna Turley said it put lives at risk, while Assistant Chief Constable Jon McAdam said the force condemned “anyone who would use that tragedy as an excuse for disorder”.
“Durham Police said officers decided to let the cars burn because “the field was contained and it was assessed there was no immediate risk to wider public safety”.
County Durham and Darlington Fire and Rescue Service said one crew arrived at the scene but withdrew “given the circumstances and concerns for the safety of our firefighters”.
How about making an example of the thieving gypsy bastarđs?
A last gasp of common sense policing..knock total fuck out of the entire rabble..
No chance of that in Modern Britain.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cdj43zkjweyo
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The reason the heavy machine gun was invented I believe. As for Anna Turdley, the less said the better about that deranged munter.
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Get ready guys and gals for airlines to introduce compulsory wearing of seat belts at all times, no walking up and down the aisle during a flight and being escorted in a protective suit to go to the toilet……just in case.
Sounds unlikely or even bonkers?
Well, if enough of these compo chasing cunts win these erroneous cases then it could happen for fear of the airlines being sued….for a natural phenomenon- an ‘act of god’; if you like
This old cunt is trying to sue an airline for turbulence….yup- as if it was something an airline would be in control of!
Read the story (below) this compo cunts husband didn’t even die as a result of this turbulence throwing him around- he died of a heart attack shitting himself when it started.
I hope this gets thrown out of court…..and no doubt the no win no fee lawyer gets told to fuck off forever. Don’t get me wrong, I have no interest in airlines, but I do have an interest in freedom and lessening red tape, but cases like this..if won, will result in airlines introducing some, if not all the suggested outcomes I made at the beginning of this cunting. It’s because of people like this, we now have ‘warning contents may be hot’ on coffee cups. You think…we don’t need that, then you read a story like this and businesses then start to cover their arses..just in case.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cqlwrpey1epo
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Music Festivals
I’ve just read the music journo equivalent of slurry, fawning over that talentless trollop Charlie XCX in a review of her recent performance at Reading Festival.
“She commanded the stage with a singular focus and was bolstered by a live band in places and a group of dancers; the result was a statement of epic proportions.”
Put your crayon away you intellectual midget and let us reflect here for a moment. Back in the day when I was a festival going kid, Reading was headlined by legends, The Stones, The Yardbirds, The Animals, The Who, Peter Green’s Fleetwood Mac, Cocker, Beck, Marmalade, just a few of the genuine talents to have graced the stage at Reading. What do we have now? A karaoke act with her growler hanging out of her pants. It’s not good enough, note in that review the words, ‘bolstered by a live band IN PLACES’. All I can say is that Gen Z are easily pleased, mind, most of them seem to be as thick as a fucking breeze block. Cunts!
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People giving me unsolicited gifts are cunts.
I’m a miserable cunt, bitter about the world and everyone in it. I have to work 7 days of the week to keep a business running, dealing with bullshit from staff and customers on a daily basis. This is while living in a country run by Stalinists who want to fuck me for all the tax they can get (and give to workshy scum of all shades), and who want to tell me I’m an evil capitalist exploiter and I should be allowed to be sued at every opportunity by lazy narcissistic tribunal trigger happy arseholes who are empowered to cause businesses endless stress whilst simultaneously complaining there’s no jobs out there. I am surrounded by lefty cunts who want to hector me about how I need to be kind to trannies, darkies, carpet kissers, immos, neuro diverse skivers, eco grifters and hirsute dungaree wearing lesbian wheelchair users.
The result of this deeply hate filled relationship with life is that, in the tiny moments of privacy I enjoy away from all of this bullshit, I want to do just what the fuck I want and not be beholden to any cunt. I want to choose where I want to be, who I want to be there with, what I want to spend my money on, what conversations I want to have and with whom, AND what crap I want to acquire for my enjoyment.
This is why I not only do not like receiving gifts from people, I positively fucking resent it. I am writing this on a Sunday morning when I have a rare opportunity to have a coffee and have some playtime on isacunt without anyone bothering me. I’m dressed only in my tattered grundies, I’m unwashed, a shocking fucking mess, and I don’t give a fuck. But one of my members of staff messages me and asks if I’m at home. What the fuck. I ask the missus what this is about, she looks guilty. She realises that she was chatting to the employee in question on Friday as he was going to London on the weekend where his brother in law is a chef in an upmarket restaurant, and he produces some top notch cakes which she politely said sounded wonderful. So, at 8.30am on the one day of the week when I might be expected to get some rest and peace and quiet, the demand is being made of me to get up, throw on some clothes, and be all fake happy and grateful. Fuck that, I’m not doing it. I said to him leave it on the doorstep, sorry I’m not in a state to receive you. He quietly drops the parcel off, a Harrods bag with cake and all sorts of goodies in it, and quietly slopes off. The missus goes and retrieves it and shows me what a cunt I am for not even managing to go and say thanks to him.
So I have, without consultation, been put in the invidious position of either doing something I don’t want to do on my morning off, or being a rude and ungrateful cunt. All for some additional shit in my life that I neither asked for nor wanted.
Whenever anyone gives me a gift I don’t fucking want it, and I consider it an arrogant liberty to demand I pretend to be happy and grateful for this gross imposition on my misery. Take your fucking gifts and stick them up your arses, I’m not gonna be happy and grateful for any cunt.
https://www.oregonlive.com/advice/2021/12/why-tho-i-really-dont-want-people-to-buy-me-gifts-does-this-make-me-an-ungrateful-jerk.html?outputType=amp
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The Raycist Conspiracy at the Swimming Pool.
“England’s National Child Mortality Database found that black children were over three times more at risk of drowning as white children between 2019 and 2025. Putting ethnicity aside, risk was also more than twice as high for children living in the most deprived areas compared with the least deprived.”
The horror.
“Over Britain’s record-breaking hot summer, we’ve seen a number of tragic deaths in lakes, rivers, and at sea, all of which will contribute to the UK’s annual total of drownings. There’s no official data yet for 2026, but in previous years we’ve seen black children and adults over-represented in the drowning figures”
Nature must be a racíst cunt eh?
“For Kevin Hylton, emeritus professor of equality and diversity in sport at Leeds Beckett University, that started with his childhood. “I grew up in a working-class Caribbean family where swimming wasn’t a thing that was done,” he says. “We had almost zero leisure as a family together. It was done through school.”
What can be done in the face of discriminatory H²0?
Expect a govt enquiry soon.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx27vxkpdz1o
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The Notting Hill Fucking Carnival.
Or more precisely, the BBC and the Met’s depiction of this annual blight on society.
It’s bank holiday Monday as I write and the BBC are covering the stabfest ‘Live’ on their shitty website.
Superlative bullshit abounds. With gems like ‘Carnival links me to my identity’
And my absolute favourite ‘The carnival is a “teaching tool” that helps younger generations’.
In which case, perhaps the carnival could teach the Met fatso’s some basic mathematics.
At Monday lunchtime, the Met claimed they had made 169 arrests on the Sunday.
Later in the afternoon that figure had been changed to 243.
An easy mistake to make, I guess, when most of the 7000 officers drafted in at tax payers expense are dancing with big black mama’s and taking the knee every five minutes.
Still, it’s nice to hear from the Met that it had been “overwhelmingly positive and celebratory”.
Yeah, right.
Heaven forbid that the public should be told what a horrible crime ridden free for all it really is.
Dear me, no.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cqly8ezkm727t
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