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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!
The Burnham Omnibus Obsession.
I don’t think I’m alone in my bemusement with the Prime Ministers obsession with buses.
A cost of living crisis,rampant energy costs,3 trillion national debt,welfare out of control,millions of feral wógs?
Nah fuck that rubbish,let’s cap fares and start a national campaign against noisy cunts on buses.
https://www.independent.co.uk/bulletin/news/andy-burnham-music-commuter-behaviour-campaign-b3068928.html
Sparse rural timetable Oven.
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Julia Quenzler,Court Artist.
A brief but hopefully worthwhile Anti-Cunting for this wonderful piece of courtroom art by Mrs Quenzler…
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c98rz185z4nno
Please scroll down to her depiction of one of Our Greatest Strengths.
Is it the hair?
The greenish hue of the skin?
The grumpy simian visage?
The filthy prison jumper?
Who the fuck knows,but it’s an artistic triumph.
Well done that lady,let’s have the King unveil it at the National Portrait Gallery.
I wanted to see that, but unfortunately the sketch is no longer in the BBC News report link. Have no fear, Unkle. I went looking for it and found it. It’ll be the header pic when your nom goes live. We haven’t had a ‘…is not a cunt’ nomination for a while. Ta – NA.
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Nonentities becoming famous because the average person alive hasn’t the sense they themselves were born with. It then becomes the luck of the draw why people have been chosen. It’s never the concert pianist, or a contralto, it’s always someone who’s embarrassingly mediocre. I can’t abide those types.
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Is this any good?
https://www.buzzfeed.com/hannahmarder/awful-things-influencer-have-normalized
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The random enforcement of the Deer Act 1991.
“A driver who faced criminal charges for picking a dead deer up off a road says he found the experience “utterly surreal”.
Guy Carpenter, 42, from Dalton, near Thirsk, North Yorkshire, found the animal on the A66 near Barnard Castle, County Durham, on 7 June this year.
As he was picking the carcass up, he was stopped by passing police officers who told him he was breaking the law. He was later charged under the Deer Act and taken to court.”
Random act of petty police work?
Aye why not..
“when stopped by officers he said he was told he was committing an offence because the roadkill was not on his own property and he was “stealing from the council”.
Well that makes a polite change from the council stealing from us..
A Durham Police spokesperson said: “There is a common misconception that deer carcasses can be removed from the roadside without permission of the landowner. It is, in fact, an offence to do so under the Deer Act 1991.”
Lesson learned,never help anyone.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c64g19gxge44o
Dead wildlife winter nourishment roadkill lawfare cunts Oven.
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Luke Ings.
“The mother of a man released from prison after 21 years says she feels she has “lost him again” after he was housed in temporary accommodation miles from home.”
A miscarriage of justice compounded by the gent being thrown onto the streets?
Of course not.
“Ings told the Local Democracy Reporting Service: “I feel like I’m back in prison again to be honest.”
He said he was living in supported accommodation where staff re helping him adjust to life outside prison, including learning how to manage Universal Credit, banking and other day-to-day tasks.
But he said being so far from his mother, sister and brother once again has been difficult, adding: “I can only contact my family on the phone again. At least this time we can video call.”
Another serial criminal,another sob story another expensive mess involving human garbage.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9p8gevk5g1lo
Dear me,what a cunt.
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