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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!
‘Weed’ is a cunt.
I’ve honestly never partaken of the herb except for one occasion, trying a ‘space cake’ in an Amsterdam Cafe. Wrong thing to do when your flight is four hours later and you have to get your bags from the top floor of a hostel and make your way to Schipol Airport.
Anyway, the amount of cunts that do it openly in the street. It’s not ‘big’ or ‘clever; you cuntwits. It fucking STINKS and it just marks you out as unemployed and/or public sector worker parasites on society.
Also, I am a saddo and like to listen to ‘cryptid’ compilation stories on Shittube. As soon as one mentions ‘we were going somewhere to SMOKE ie use Mary Jane, I just skip or switch off.
‘Weed’ is filth for feeble-minded morons.
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https://www.kcl.ac.uk/news/largest-ever-study-into-cannabis-use-investigates-risk-of-paranoia-and-poor-mental-health-in-the-general-population
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With hindsight this nom is a pissed load of I’ll considered and provocative cunt, you can gladly get rid. Bloody keyboard has a mind of its own!
With a bit of light editing I think this nom has merit. Weed heads are cunts after all – NA.
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Yep I agree then. I think my qualifier should be, I’m not condemning anyone for what they do in private, but it’s the louche attitude of those who think it’s a cool thing to do publicly and or brag about, specifically Lefties.
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Pro Palestine demonstrators.
Are absolute cunts.
The latest round of of stupidity by this bunch of useful idiots involved climbing all over the Battle of Britain memorial and stamping over the poppies laid there.
https://www.msn.com/en-sg/news/other/pro-palestine-thugs-spark-fury-as-they-stamp-on-poppies-and-climb-over-battle-of-britain-memorial/ar-AA2dZ1FR?ocid=BingNewsSerp
What the morons hope to achieve by this sort of behaviour, other than to alienate themselves still further, is mind boggling.
I’ll state the obvious and say, if it wasn’t for the few who fought off a German invasion by themselves, we’d be living in a regime where this sort of behaviour would be brought to a stop with live ammunition.
And part of me wishes that were the case.
The sooner these fuckwits enable Muslim rule in Britain, the sooner the brainwashed anti British women and gays will be executed anyway.
Who will they turn to for salvation?
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Dahir Ibrahim:
This old charmer has been incarcerted in one of HM Prisons (one of the few), and it seems poor litle Dahir had a pianful knee, so the [rison authorities were very kind to him and gave him some painkillers. Wasn’t that good of\them?. Well, no -ut wasn’t because they had the cheek to give this convicted sex offender (who looked at porn sites to improve his English) his medication during the fasting period in Ramadam, so the injured cowson decided to sue the authorties. Now had I been the judge, I would have told him to fuck off – you too, I imagine. Not this court. They upheld his complaint:
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2256398/migrant-rapist-wins-suing-nhs-dahir-ibrahim-somalia
Just how\much more nonsence is this gormless government going to take from immigrants, full stop, still less sex criminals.
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Burnham,Brexit and the Ivans.
Not sure I’ve heard of a bigger pile of excrement,at least not since Starmer smashed the gangs,but it “rolls the pitch” for yet another Modern British pantomime rejoining the EU..
Which is precisely what 98% want.
They shat themselves when the public had a say on it in 2016,didn’t like the result,made a shambles of “Brexit” and have allowed the mess to remain contentious ever since.
Burnham now tells us the Russians had a hand in it all,why not throw the Chinese,Iranians in as well?
“We didn’t know what we were voting for” apparently..
Shit stirring autocratic Cunt.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cq5ynr4kn3nmo
Single Market Oven.
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“Which is precisely what 98% of the H of C want.”
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Health and Safety.
“A health and safety investigation has been launched into the death of a man who was killed by a tiger after he entered its enclosure.
Yorkshire Wildlife Park was closed over the weekend following reports of a man climbing down into the enclosure from a walkway on Saturday afternoon.”
“”I can confirm that, in line with our statutory duties, the council has launched a health and safety investigation,” a City of Doncaster Council spokesperson said.”
Splendid idea,that should get to the bottom of why an apex predator was able to kill a lunatic.
Dan Swaine, the local authority’s executive director of place, said the council was “deeply saddened” by the incident and sent its “deepest sympathies” to the man’s family and those who were at the scene.
“We are also working with multiple agencies, including the police and health agencies, and are supporting the Yorkshire Wildlife Park in response to the incident,” he said.
Red Tape wins again.
Perhaps the Home Office could house foreigners in the “big cat” enclosure once the appropriate paperwork is in place.
The stupid cunts.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cv4g1d0wplz0o
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Lisa Nandy and the ITV.
“Culture Secretary Lisa Nandy has said she is “minded to intervene” in the proposed £1.6bn deal for Sky to buy ITV’s media and entertainment division.
Nandy said there were reasonable grounds to believe the deal could affect free expression in the media and the variety of Britain’s news landscape.”
Somewhat ironic? Possibly.
“In a letter to both companies, she said she was minded to order the probe to address public interest considerations including:
The need for free expression of opinion in news media
The need for a range of views in news media across the UK
The need for a range of people controlling the media across the UK
The need for a wide range of programmes to be offered across the UK”
No doubt the chubby little cunt sat in the H of C terrace bar laughing like a drain.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm79pe5yej7no
Hypocritical cunt.
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Funeral adverts on TV.
What can I say? Every fucking ad break on the channels I do not watch as a non payer of the telly tax, appears to be advertising funeral plans from some dodgy grifting cunts pretending to be ‘empathetic’. Well, I can tell you now that I am in no way persuaded to pay you 3 grand to stick me in the waste disposal bins on my expiry. I intend to have a magnificent bier of plumed black horses to fly tip me in a location unacceptable to the majority of the population and whoever I decide to leave my not inconsiderable inheritance to can fucking we’ll pay for it.
(Links hopefully added by you magnificent fellow cunters)
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https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/pure-cremation-advert-banned-funeral-b2996765.html
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Choke Chains
Ah me the ever revolving weirdness of human psycho-sexuality. Where would we – and the tabloids – be without out it. Ancient Greeks were at it, Roman Empire was at it and so on. Current media storm about choke chains but more about that later.
Last time there was much previous controversy was in relation to dogs and as a method of controlling the vicious cunts. “Choke ’em orf old sport until the buggers learn” was the long standing advice and as practised by the Kennel Club Neanderthals. Big scandal and outraged old ladies in tweed skirts and dog like faces pillared in the press. Come to think of it one of my wives who was of the doggie fancy (bred the wiffie bastards) had a cunt that smelt like a dog but I take that no further.
Then in the ’70s/’80/’90s we had a spate of Tory MPs (eg Stephan Milligan) and celebs being found dead in hotel room wardrobes with paraphernalia such as bin bags (heads in) and sash cord (knotted) and chains (tight) around very livid necks. As an old leatherman I would be the last to wish to ban the more extreme forms of human sexual expression but I retain my right to laugh at it.
https://bleedingcool.com/tv/how-the-death-of-a-conservative-politician-inspired-a-half-naked-ghost/
So on to the latest internet revelations viz choke chains sold for sexual pleasure and promises by the likes of Amazon and Tik Tock to take down adverts of them around female necks (with some gay turn-ons featured) and some with sound clips of sexual ecstasy. Shock horror domination and dangerous control of women. Take it down spoil sports, take it down.
Where they have a point is that there are always weirdos out there who will take pleasure in inflicting pain on their partners for money or otherwise (why do we fools find ourselves lured up the tortured path to matrimoney…deliberate misspelling). Traditionally men are wired up to experience sexual auto-asphyxiation and have practised it since time immemorial. It is the dirty secret of hanging – eg crowds of females would flock to public hangings to cheer or boo at the size of the victim’s dick.
Women do not take their pleasure in the same way so the choke chain is being flogged to the wrong market. They should have the facility to choke their male partners, not the other way around. Displays of chains in plain wrappers in every ladies hairdressers. “Something for the weekend ma’am”. What a way to go.
Reminiscing about the late Cynthia Payne, the Streatham madam, an acquaintance. She offered many services and Cynth and her girls were past masters of the arts of sexual auto-asphyxiation and could bring clients in and out of the sweet spot of the choking climax with the skill of the most experienced medical anaesthetist. Ms Payne would allude – discreetly – to her education at Guy’s Hospital and her continuing service to the staff.
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Herewith a link to comments about the immediate furore. Buy yours now before the ban.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cmpqgepejr2ro
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Myha’la Herrold and Chantel Sachanna
Myha’la Herrold (she doesn’t like her surname apparently as she is mononymous) is a weapons grade cunt. This 3rd rate actress, who no-one has ever heard of, was given a place on the vastly over hyped Celebrity Chasers, something any celebrity would kill for. What an unknown American actress, I looked her up on Wikipedia and her CV is desperately thin, was doing on the British version of this pretty good TV show God only knows. I guess, having blown the budget on some pretty big names, they needed someone who would work cheap. I am sure most people on here have seen it, so I needn’t go into details, but part of it involves people being voted off by the other contestants. She was voted off early in the proceedings, mainly I suspect, because she was boring and the other cunts on the show couldn’t be arsed with her. Naturally being a woman of colour she has put her demise down to racism and misogyny, despite about half the contestants being black (well it is the BBC after all).
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/10/13/banished-celebrity-traitors-star-accuses-show-racial-bias/
There has been a backlash of course, most likely from the BBC, who would be terrified of that sort of thing, so she is back pedalling a bit and says that the racism is unconscious bias.
In case anyone her thinks I am over educated I had to look mononymous up, it means being known by one name.
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Chantel Sachanna is an Instagram supporter of Myha’la and started the racism ball rolling.
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