Use the Comment section below to write up your cunting nomination.
The site admins will periodically review the nominations and will either:
✔️ schedule it to be published immediately or at a later date, OR
❌ bin it for any number of reasons
Either way, your nomination will disappear from this page.
That’s how you’ll know it’s been reviewed, so don’t ask.
If you want your cunting nomination published, follow the fucking rules:
[1] Whenever possible include a link to a recognised news source or risk 🗑️.
[2] Unsubstantiated allegations against living people or institutions results in 🗑️.
[3] Too short (less than 5 lines) or too long (more than 50 lines) qualifies it for 🗑️.
[4] Pay attention to grammar, spelling, punctuation & spacing. Unreadable equals 🗑️.
[5] Respond appropriately to an admin comment within 2 days, otherwise it’s 🗑️.
Which leads us to a most important rule:
Do NOT ask questions or add comments to nominations unless:
➡️ specifically requested by an admin, or
➡️ you are seconding a nomination, or
➡️ you are the original nominator and are making a correction, or
➡️ you are adding a link at the request of the nominator or an admin
If you break this rule, you may be moderated indefinitely or possibly banned.
NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!
The Burnham Omnibus Obsession.
I don’t think I’m alone in my bemusement with the Prime Ministers obsession with buses.
A cost of living crisis,rampant energy costs,3 trillion national debt,welfare out of control,millions of feral wógs?
Nah fuck that rubbish,let’s cap fares and start a national campaign against noisy cunts on buses.
https://www.independent.co.uk/bulletin/news/andy-burnham-music-commuter-behaviour-campaign-b3068928.html
Sparse rural timetable Oven.
6
Mummified Consent.
“Two museums in Glasgow have removed the remains of Egyptian mummies from display over ethical concerns.
The mummified corpse of the priest Nekht was taken out of public view at Kelvingrove Gallery, while The Hunterian Museum has covered Lady Shep-En-Hor’s body in a specially designed textile to protect it from being seen by visitors.
The institutions said the decisions followed a reassessment of their duty of care towards the deceased.”
What’s this? Has the Egyptian govt lodged a complaint ?
Alas,no its much more insane than that of course..
“Glasgow Life, which manages Kelvingrove, said it had taken the decision to remove the painted coffin containing the remains of Nekht in the “absence of consent from the deceased individual or their ancestors”.
Nekht is thought to have lived at some point between 1985 and 1797 BC and was excavated at Beni Hasan in Middle Egypt during digs carried out in the early 20th century.”
So Nekht has been dead for over three thousand years and can’t give consent to be on display in a museum…oddly the mummy’s relatives are also untraceable.
Indiana Jones must be fucking fuming..think of the paperwork!
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c862yv953x04o
8
The 80s.
My kids love all things 80s.
think it was the pinnacle of style ,fashion ,music.
idiots.
I was a teenage miserable in the 80s,
I fuckin loathed every minute of it.
I seethed with rage,
perms
legwarmers
rubic cube
talentless cunts like Toyah,
shakin Stevens,
BMX
body popping
shoulder pads
greenham common
miners strikes
it was horrible.
torture.
Dunno why they think the 80s was some utopia?
although you didn’t have immigrants and tramps sleeping on the high street.
anyway , I hated it.
Only good things were getting my end away, underage drinking, and the mullet.
6
Link …
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRk1dlB-TB9ZXvNPbBTBXozqvPcKKPdndO4RP3J1TSIxA&s=10
4
ex P.M.’s and their ‘Special Position’ payments …
I didn’t know about this until recently. A security detail for life is available ‘if a P.M. was unpopular’ .. (that’s at least 5 to 6 full time jobs by the way, to keep one pair of eyes on one cunt year ’round) ; Gotta keep cunts safe from the hoi polloi as they hop around on the after-dinner speech circuit where they earn – Johnson – £215,000 and upwards (plus expenses!) per evening, starmer a mere £100,000 the poor little rich cunt … and so on ..
Anyhoo. Back to this special position payment, as described by the govt. website itself …
”Prime ministers are entitled to public financial support in the form of the Public Duty Costs Allowance (PDCA). The PDCA allows a former prime minister to claim up to £115,000 a year – for life – for the “necessary office costs and secretarial costs arising from their special position in public life.”
Does anyone reading think that any of them don’t pull on that to the max (£315 per day, every day for the rest of their lives .. ?)
Ironically Liz Truss is shitting on ye hardest, so to speak, .. 50 days keeping the big chair warm was all she had to do to earn passage on that particular gravy train.
6 of the cunts in the past 10 years alone, on that ‘allowance’ currently… 9 in total .. including Major for nigh on 30 years (£10 mill) , blair & brown.
This is so unbelievable that I had to go and check the link again before posting the nom, to make SURE I hadn’t read it arseways. But nope. It’s right there in the opening lines.
https://www.instituteforgovernment.org.uk/explainer/former-prime-ministers-support
The payment has been in place since the 1980’s.
6
Julia Quenzler,Court Artist.
A brief but hopefully worthwhile Anti-Cunting for this wonderful piece of courtroom art by Mrs Quenzler…
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c98rz185z4nno
Please scroll down to her depiction of one of Our Greatest Strengths.
Is it the hair?
The greenish hue of the skin?
The grumpy simian visage?
The filthy prison jumper?
Who the fuck knows,but it’s an artistic triumph.
Well done that lady,let’s have the King unveil it at the National Portrait Gallery.
I wanted to see that, but unfortunately the sketch is no longer in the BBC News report link. Have no fear, Unkle. I went looking for it and found it. It’ll be the header pic when your nom goes live. We haven’t had a ‘…is not a cunt’ nomination for a while. Ta – NA.
2
Motorbike Exhaust Wankers At 7AM
ARE CUNTS.
FUCK OFF. Just FUCK OFF and preferably wrap yourselves around a wall and die.
We get it, you’ve got a tiny cock so the Blitz-noise-recreating tin can between your legs has to substitute.
But why 6-7 fucking AM you absolute shitpisswanker cunts?
Vroom vroom vroom. Are you actually fucking going somewhere? Then GO THERE for fuck’s sake you piston-pumping obsessed cunts. Probably wish the pumping was into yourselves, I’ve no doubt that’s part of it too.
Here they go now, round and around and around oooh like Jaki Graham in a twin tub.
CUNTS
6
Link …
https://share.google/5IOrNh4ny0RhKCBa6
2
AI and Visible Disabilities.
When I think about the dangers of AI I think of human job replacement, cyber attacks or a Skynet-style doomsday scenario and the end of humanity.
What I don’t worry about is this –
BBCNews
Looking a bit like an uber woke superhero collective from Marvel, I just can’t summon up enough fucks to give about Kirsty and co being “super offended” about AI tools auto-retouching images of their visible differences.
I’m sorry but a Terminator world takeover is much more pressing than Jono’s dropped pie face being retouched or Rhiannon’s epidermolytic ichthyosis which means her skin grows too fast. Incidentally, why am I only hearing about this now, it sounds weirdly fascinating. Thomas probably has some niche porn on the matter.
Whilst we are on the subject, when did someone’s ‘orrible deformity become a ‘visible difference’? A human curiosity in ‘P.T. Barnum’s Travelling Menagerie of Visible Differences’ doesn’t quite have the same ring to it.
This is another one of those stories like racist w*g hair or heatwave anxiety (hi Tavia!) that should have been fucked off in to the ether but found a sympathetic ear at the BBC.
1
Title should read’ AI and Visible Differences’ .Thanks.
1
Nonentities becoming famous because the average person alive hasn’t the sense they themselves were born with. It then becomes the luck of the draw why people have been chosen. It’s never the concert pianist, or a contralto, it’s always someone who’s embarrassingly mediocre. I can’t abide those types.
2
The random enforcement of the Deer Act 1991.
“A driver who faced criminal charges for picking a dead deer up off a road says he found the experience “utterly surreal”.
Guy Carpenter, 42, from Dalton, near Thirsk, North Yorkshire, found the animal on the A66 near Barnard Castle, County Durham, on 7 June this year.
As he was picking the carcass up, he was stopped by passing police officers who told him he was breaking the law. He was later charged under the Deer Act and taken to court.”
Random act of petty police work?
Aye why not..
“when stopped by officers he said he was told he was committing an offence because the roadkill was not on his own property and he was “stealing from the council”.
Well that makes a polite change from the council stealing from us..
A Durham Police spokesperson said: “There is a common misconception that deer carcasses can be removed from the roadside without permission of the landowner. It is, in fact, an offence to do so under the Deer Act 1991.”
Lesson learned,never help anyone.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c64g19gxge44o
Dead wildlife winter nourishment roadkill lawfare cunts Oven.
0