Nominations


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22 thoughts on “Nominations”

  1. Women who Bleph.

    “Everyone made it out to be so easy, but my face felt like it was on fire and there was a horrible smell of burning skin,” says Nikita Morgan, as she describes her eyelid surgery.

    She decided to get a blepharoplasty, or a “bleph”, removing skin from just above the eyes – after seeing videos about it on social media. Even though she was given a local anaesthetic, Nikita felt extreme pain.”

    Is there no end to the appalling stupidity of these mad cunts and their Pound land plastic surgery?

    Apparently not.

    “Nikita, from Dublin, wanted to make her eyes more defined, but could not afford upper eyelid surgery in Ireland that she was told would cost more than €4,000 (£3,400).

    Then the 31-year-old discovered on TikTok that she could get a bleph with Dutch company, Faceland for €750 (£650).

    She described its clinic in Düsseldorf as “like a conveyor belt, just one in, one out constantly”.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9rk3rdp644mo

    Dilapidated NHS Oven.

  2. Kemi’s Back to Work Card.

    “The Conservatives have promised to prevent long-term jobless benefit claimants from spending their welfare payments on alcohol, cigarettes and gambling.

    Under the party’s proposals, claimants who have been unemployed for more than six months would see their Universal Credit cut by 30% if they have not previously paid enough into the system, despite being able to work.

    This reduced rate would be paid onto a “Back to Work” card, which would not allow cash withdrawals or spending on these items”.

    Fucking nonsense.

    An expensive lie,it would cost billions to introduce and administer,that’s before it tries to get past Tory MPs,most of whom would be rejected by the Lib Dems as too soppy.

    This tired game of fag packet policies should have been discredited decades ago,but round and round these cunts go with their heads up their arses and hands out for more expenses.

    “The Tories estimate the proposed changes would move about 350,000 claimants onto the lower rate of Universal Credit, saving around £538m a year.”

    Would it fuck.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c920vy2jxle8o

  3. Every aspect of this story …

    … is a cunt.

    I don’t know where to start on this one. Most readers probably at some stage heard some variation of the urban-legend sounding story of .. ‘woman, thinks she’s home alone .. surprise party with friends & family all in hiding .. she gets out the jar of … peanut butter – maybe Pedigree Chum, who knows? .. plonks down on the couch, .. beckons over the family shih-tzu or Irish Wolfhound or whatever… applies the foodstuff to her front bottom … dog starts licking.. light’s suddenly switched on & everybody suddenly jumps out from their hiding place .. ‘Surprise’ … and THEY get as much of a surprise as she does .. ; and the story as passed around ends there, no further details.

    Well .. ; Life imitating art, as such?

    https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/florida-woman-arrested-sexual-activity-animal-september-2026/

    What am I cunting? .. dunno, really .. her? .. maybe (utter)depravity in general? ..The fucking mugshot where she looks delighted with herself(for which a judge has lambasted her!) .. her friends who have started an online fundraiser? .. the husband(if it’s true he used the footage as a threatening device & held it over for 2 years)? … 🤷

    She’s been arrested & charged with a felony, but not been convicted pending trial, so isac safety rules might mean ‘depravity in general’ might have to be the discussion. Under police questioning, the woman denied it was sexual, but on being told the video footage says otherwise, she lawyered up.

    Anyone that might suggest something along the lines of ‘At least she wasn’t doing x, y or z which would be worse’ as some sort of mitigation , is missing the point.

    What used to be big shock-factor old wives tales are now casual news stories … except on msm , which are swerving it, of course.

    As usual, it’s the dog that has my sympathy. Pity, seeing as it’s Florida, an alligator didn’t mosey in, scare the dog off, and finish what he’d been made start …

    If it would be no legal risk to the site, that mugshot is a shoo-in for the nom pic. She even looks pretty cray cray!

    Yuk!

  4. Arrogance rewarded via ludicrous legal dispensation ..

    ..is a cunt.

    If I were to sum this nommed situation up with a single emoji, it’d be this one : 🤪

    Cunt, 36, male. Up on charges of possessing a large collection of scumbag pics ‘n’ vids (circa 1,600 / 84) in three separate devices, so no ‘accident’ (as if, anyways!) …. the kind of pics/vids he might have gotten from gary glitter or huw edwards, right, …

    First appearance before a judge on the matter?

    Cheeky enough to ask his address be witheld ‘to keep him safe due to the nature of his crimes’ which isn’t his right in this case, but was granted by the judge anyways … bad enough, .. but merely an appetizer for the real humdinger.

    You see, the judge ordered this cunts passport be confiscated/surrendered in order for him to stay out on bail now that he’s going to trial. Then his defence-cunt I mean lawyer .. piped-up with the following ..

    He had the fucking AUDACITY to bring up that the man had a “previously arranged holiday” booked for 9-19 October. (A holiday booked *since* his arrest, which the article doesn’t mention btw).

    And instead of saying ‘Tough shit, creepo’.. ;

    The judge ordered that his passport be returned by the cops TO the accused on October 8th but that he “must return it to Sligo Garda Station on October 20th”.

    Then – IF the cunt comes back, his case is due November 26.

    Think about it. Condition of ongoing bail? .. passport confiscated … which is done to prevent a cunt leaving the country and/or fleeing, presumably. But this guy can HAVE IT BACK for nigh-on two weeks in the meantime specifically so he can go abroad, destination undisclosed & unrequested by the looks of it.

    While out on bail for serious charges.

    Did the fact his daddy is a retired judge have any bearing? Who knows.

    It’s utterly-daft cuntery either way.

  5. Nadia Hussein

    The former BBC favourite and Great British Bake Off winner, although we all know it was fixed, has been showing her true colours now that she has been fired off from the BBC and thereby lost her lucrative and cushy living.

    I think she was first exposed as a baking fraud when Buckingham Palace asked her to bake a cake for our late Queen’s Diamond Jubilee. A purple edifice resembling the leaning tower of Pisa was probably not what they were expecting.

    More recently She has been whinging that she was never paid as much as white presenters, I am bloody sure that is not true. In addition she was not allowed to portray herself as a “true Muslim”. I guess that means presenting her bloody awful cooking programmes in a Burka. Imagine the viewing figures for that, although it might have appealed to a certain demographic.

    She has also been critical of the ginger songster, Ed Sheeran, for shedding “white tears” over his problems with his support bands on his U.S. tour. Apparently he has been receiving death threats for espousing the most moderate of support for Israel.

    Nadia Hussein, the Jason Arday of cooking shows, has spoofed a bloody good living for the last 10 years, it is now over unless she can get a show on Al-Jezzera. Get over it and be thankful for the fact you got away with it for so long.

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    • Seconded Wanksock.

      This leech didn’t object to white BBC gifting her a TV show, or thousands of white folk watching said shite TV show, did she?

      Fucking bitch.

  6. Sarah had a little lamb

    And so did Rose and Rosa.

    These three “activists “, who go under the banner of Animal Rising ( Rose is the director, what a surprise ) stole three lambs from Appleton Farm on the Kings Sandringham estate.

    Having transported them to a sanctuary, they travelled to Windsor Castle to inform the authorities of their crime.

    They have been found guilty of theft, following a jury trial, and sentenced to the usual community service.

    They have expressed disappointment at the verdict, saying that the King would have consented to the rescue and the lambs deserve the chance of a long life .

    Let me ask these halfwits, how do you know they wouldn’t have had one where they were?

    Also, are you aware that, as convicted criminals, your job prospects have just shrunk? Or are Mommeh and Daddeh going to fund you until you marry a rich man?

    Words fail me, so have at it.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckj0639455rro

  7. Ultimate Frisbee Beach Challenge.

    Was walking along Bournemouth prom a few weeks ago and saw this load of tosh. Loads of different teams taking part, wearing team clothing with their name and number on the back. A load of tossers running around and chucking a frisbee about, with a cunt of a coach (yes for a frisbee game) shouting from the side lines, and all of them becoming almost orgasmic when they scored a point.

    To make it even more laughable, there was a three page laminated sheet attached to the railings, which was a risk assessment for this pile of wank. The risk being the hazard of being hit by a flying object – yes really.

    Back in the 70’s as teenagers, we might go to the park and chuck a frisbee about, although even then, I thought it was a bit cuntish, but to turn this into a sport? Even worse than that other crap sport, beach volleyball.

    https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=beach+frisbee+game+bournemouth+beach&qpvt=beach+frisbee+game+bournemouth+beach&form=IGRE&first=1

  8. This ere bar needs a cunting.

    https://www.spiked-online.com/2026/09/24/that-lesbian-covid-conscious-bar-is-beyond-a-satirists-wildest-dreams/

    Seems some sexually confused types set up a safe place type bar for other sexually confused folk and as part of this the bar was COVID safe(you know where I’m going with this don’t you.)

    Yep masks, you had to wear them to go in seems the end of the Wuhan sniffle never arrived in the safe bar for sexually confused folk.

    Well shocker said bar started losing money, one of the partners left to join a clown school (no I’m not joking here) the other is running around doing lots of jobs to help fund bills and comes up with the idea of relaxing the mask rules.

    Well we can’t have sanity and the customers, the few not spending enough to cover the bills then lose their shit. Cue social media shit storm and vast amounts of abuse as the very idea of unmasking is on a par with murder or misuse of pronouns or some shit.

    Anyway watching the left eat themselves was hilarious and amused me, were I planning a trip to America I’d pop in but fear it’ll be closed by the time I get there.

  9. Carefully hidden Racism in alternative music.

    “Growing up in Wolverhampton, Stephanie Phillips says she was initially pretty much into the same chart music as her friends.

    But alongside TLC, Aaliyah and Destiny’s Child, she developed a passion for rock, indie and punk.

    “It was music that meant a lot to me as someone who was very shy and needed an outlet,” she said. Yet she felt compelled to keep that passion hidden.

    “There was always this idea that black people weren’t really into alternative music, or punk,” the musician, journalist and author told the BBC.

    “When I first got into alternative music I felt like I was betraying my race, and had to keep my love of rock practically secret,” she writes in her new book.”

    “Black recalled that a famous 1980 photograph of her alongside Debbie Harry, Poly Styrene of X-Ray Spex and other leading female artists, featured on the cover of New Music News magazine, was billed as representing “the women in rock”.

    “And I suppose they needed a couple of black women in there as well,” she said.

    “But it was interesting they couldn’t put one woman on the cover.”…

    Even today, Phillips argues black artists were often forgotten, overlooked or deliberately excluded.

    She cites Nova Twins, who took out a bank loan to record their debut album which received rave reviews but they still struggled to find a label, she said.

    The issue is personal, she added, recalling the challenges of securing support for Big Joanie’s early releases.

    “You do have to work harder. It can be exhausting.”…

    Yes it’s vital that this immense conspiracy to suppress blek music is exposed and artistes compensated for this hideous outrage..

    Or maybe it’s all in your head luv because you are a mental and your music was shit?

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckrerpx4wz7xo

  10. The Dormeo Octasmart Memory Fresh Mattress Topper

These foam replacement mattresses have been punted around for a decade or two mainly on the telly and the proposition usually includes a fifty day money back guarantee and a running permanent discount. No I take that back – a special online offer now includes a 200 day sleep trial – if you don’t like it return it ….so how does that work? Ah well it is very well hidden in the blurb but the punter has to pay return carriage of £45 and the mattress must be as new and in its original packaging. If the mattress is accepted then the carriage is deducted from the lucre you have paid before you get your money back.


    Now on to online reviews. As has happened to an old character of my acquaintance it appears that Dormeo or their agents do not sterilise the returned bedding before reselling it hence the tight coiled black pubic hairs embedded in his cover. Nice. 


    A typical review from TrustPilot
May 10, 2026. Note the recycling.

    “I just this product but it on a bed i definitely not the bestt…
    I just this product but it on a bed it was fine after a few weeks of using it noticed mattress and pillow started to come apart had a look inside both and was disgusted to see that was made up bits of old material the mattress springs if you can call them that were degraded and not looking that good the pillow was just full of bits and material left over definitely would never use or buy again”

  11. kim Rose Gosport.

    There’s a advert on GB News for a pawnbrokers called Kim Rose,
    kim stars as himself.

    this advert sets my teeth on edge.

    The repulsive kim (girls name) is approached by some young bodybuilder called George who’s been left some jewellery by a recently deceased relative and wants to know the value of what he describes as ‘this scrap’
    the ungrateful cunt.

    Kim who has a face full of warts Lemmy would be envious of, and wears white suits then goes into a completely irrelevant monologue
    about how in 1976 he had a car and 50 quid.

    while this flashback to 1976 is happening
    what sounds like Dire straits is blaring out.

    It does make sense.
    also I hate Dire Straits,
    anyone in a white suit is a bona fide twat an wannabe ice cream man.

    just tell the cunt what its worth you fuckin pikey.

  12. Treasure Island TV Series.

    The blacks hate our culture but the darn jams spoons just can’t stop appropriating it. They have g*llied up everything from Tudor England to Regency London and now its the turn of Long John Silver, the iconic pirate from Robert Louis Stevenson’s Treasure Island.

    I was expecting to see the BBC’s sticky fingers over this but its a joint shit show from MGM+ and Paramount+ casting David Oyelowo as Long John Silver. This is the 18th century for Christs sake, shouldn’t he have been on a plantation somewhere not plundering booty? In my opinion once you have a main character who sounds like a Yardie and more at home robbing smartphones in London on an E-scooter with a zombie knife the rest becomes irrelevant no matter how good it is.

    You very rarely if ever get this historical vandalism from other races. A Chinese English pirate? Oh herro, Rong John Silver here, you wanna flies? Ridiculous. Why do they have to shoehorn themselves in to other peoples history? Is it because their own is nothing but one long whine about ‘muh slavery’

    Robinson Crusoe will be next or should that be Robertson Crusoe, with Idris Elba and his race-swap Man Friday played by Benedict Cumberknob.

    YouTube

  13. Have I got News for You………..and why it won’t be around in the next 18 months or so.

    HIGNFY….used to be a staple diet for me on a Friday evening many years ago…I even went to a recording of it when the London studios were a thing and Eddie izzard was the guest captain as Merton couldn’t make it for some reason. This is the time when Izzard was (for me anyway) A. very funny, and B a man who just liked wearing a bit of lippy.

    Now, though it would seem it’s days are numbered. A few years ago the BBC brought out a rules that said panel games must include at least one woman….funny or not, they had to be there. Start of the decline IMO.

    Now, this week we have had a report whereby 2 (yes, just two) viewers were in some way offended that Victoria Beckham was potentially being referred to as a cunt by the host of HIGNFY….that unfunny cunt Katherine Ryan. She never mentioned it directly, but merely inferred it.

    Too much clutching of the pearl necklaces for two viewers who complained, and was upheld……..back in the day HIGNFY was far more cutting edge and no one complained. Tub of lard…anyone? Ripping the shit out of Boris, Ken Livingstone…it all went on, and that was for the better of the show. Now, though the sensitive cunts who watch get offended that Ryan may think Beckham may be it bit of a cunt. The BBC should grow a pair and tell them to fuck off, but I dare say the two complaints were from two employees, so the BBC can use them as an excuse to kill it off. It’s all gone a bit woke in recent years anyway.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cqde0wrl9d5do

  14. Call me a cynical, ungrateful cunt, but the ‘heroic’ Whelford farmer deserves a good old ‘look at me’ cunting.
    The unknown (at the time of writing) woman has been lauded as a hero in some quarters for calling old bill when she spotted some shifty blokes and their transit vans in the dead of night, outside the perimeter of RAF Fairford.
    Well done, you might think.
    But it would appear that isn’t enough for our one woman agricultural anti terrorist squad.
    She’s also claiming she ‘foiled’ the whole plot.
    She’s obviously got herself down as a sort of Bruce Willis in a Barbour jacket and wellies.
    At the end of the day, there’s nothing much heroic about seeing someone up to no good and calling the police.
    Even a fucking child could do that.
    What’s she after, I wonder?
    The George Medal? A slot on Celebrity Masterchef?
    I’ve seen people develop an ego after years of being told how great they are, but she’s only been in the news 4 hours.
    What a self aggrandising old mare!

    https://www.the-sun.com/news/17066026/farmer-foiled-raf-base-bomb-plot/

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