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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!
Sainsbury’s.
Are some category of idiotic cunt.
I recently went to do a shop, with Younger driving, at Sainsbury’s at Crystal Peaks near Sheffield. As I have a Blue Badge ( further tale about that ) we parked in a disabled space close to the main doors and the shop.
Shopping completed, we wheeled the trolley outside and took advantage of the extra space to pack and load the bags into the boot. While Younger waited in the car, I attempted to take the trolley back inside, to leave it in the indoor trolley park and retrieve my token. The fucking wheels locked!
WTF, I’m bringing the bastard thing in, not stealing it! Some elderly geezer ( that’s saying summat, when I’m no spring chicken ) helped me get it over the threshold and called for some worker to release the lock.
When I asked why, his response was ” we don’t allow empty trolleys to be brought in from outside ” Eh? So you’d rather people leave them outside and employ someone to collect them? Good luck with that at Christmas when people are fighting over trolleys, pal.
When I said some kind of notice would have been handy, he said ” there’s a notice on the door “. No there isn’t, you fucking liar, I checked.
Anyway, by the time I got back to Youngers car, I’d been considerably longer than expected. As I got in, Younger drew my attention to a vehicle behind her. Younger said he’d been waiting for her to move for ages, causing other vehicles to manoeuver round him, and having to reverse because he was blocking someone from leaving.
I asked Younger if she fancied going for a McCoffee? Fuck you, cunt!
No link, but Google why do shopping trolley wheels lock, there’s stuff on Reddit that I can’t copy/ paste, sorry Admin.
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Perhaps this will suffice?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ywrjIXp0sj4
Most instructive.
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IKEA and the irate pensioners overly moist new sink.
A woman who complained that her stainless steel sink was rusting after having had it for only 11 months has said she was “staggered” when she was told to keep it dry.
Alison Theaker, from Kingsbridge, Devon, bought a new kitchen from furniture retailer Ikea in February 2025.
She said the sink in her utility room had developed rust spots, so she complained and was told it “down to general wear and tear”, as well as “clearly a case of excess moisture” and she should “keep the sink dry”.
Very good.
She said: “I queried how I was expected to avoid excess moisture on a sink” and “the person got back to me and said that I needed to keep the sink dry”.
“When I queried how this was possible, she cut me off,” she said.
Peak good old fashioned British customer service..
Call me somewhat cynical but I suspect all Chinese steel is by no means stainless,and probably not steel to begin with.
Let’s all hope Alison’s replacement sink remains pristine and rust free.
Otherwise she’s fucked.
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Look what’s coming. And it’s probably too fucking late.
‘The most popular names for babies born in 2025 in England and Wales have been revealed – with Lily moving up the charts into second place for girls.
Olivia held the top spot for the fourth year in a row for girls’ names and Muhammad topped the list for boys’ names for the third year running.’
Yes, Muhammed for the 3rd year running.
Labour, the woke and the half witted will destroy our country and western values within a generation.
The cunts.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cevlw4wnlmxo
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A bad day at The Flying Parrot flying school.
A pilot jumped out of the door of a moving plane to his death, leaving the student he was teaching to fly to land the aircraft by herself.
Flight instructor Leandro Andrés Bertazzo, 42, was found dead following the incident, which took place in Toledo, central Argentina, on Saturday, according to a statement from the country’s public prosecutor.
Eduardo Álvarez, director of the Flying Parrot Córdoba flying school where Bertazzo worked, told TN that there were no signs that the pilot was planning to throw himself from the plane.
Quite remarkable.
It strikes me as most unfortunate that this wasn’t Keir Starmers first flying lesson,or indeed The Coćk of the North’s.
I’m safe to assume this rather strange caper will no doubt find its way into the Oxford English dictionary as the very epitome of a Cunts Trick.
https://lite.cnn.com/2026/07/08/americas/argentina-pilot-death-scli-intl
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Police Scotland (Poileas Alba)
The cunts that are Police Scotland have issued a hate crime warning.
The reason for said warning…
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4gyqdpd0z8o
A group of weegies turned understandably feral upon learning there was an alleged kiddie fiddler housed in their neighbourhood, the usual pattern ensued, they went out and made some noise on the street, police turned up, the crowd made more noise, some tiktoks were filmed.
Oh and a guy was arrested and charged with raping a woman before being bailed.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce3e459gpq5o
So naturally, the police response is to issue a warning about hate crimes?!
Cunts.
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