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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!
The Burnham Omnibus Obsession.
I don’t think I’m alone in my bemusement with the Prime Ministers obsession with buses.
A cost of living crisis,rampant energy costs,3 trillion national debt,welfare out of control,millions of feral wógs?
Nah fuck that rubbish,let’s cap fares and start a national campaign against noisy cunts on buses.
https://www.independent.co.uk/bulletin/news/andy-burnham-music-commuter-behaviour-campaign-b3068928.html
Sparse rural timetable Oven.
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Julia Quenzler,Court Artist.
A brief but hopefully worthwhile Anti-Cunting for this wonderful piece of courtroom art by Mrs Quenzler…
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c98rz185z4nno
Please scroll down to her depiction of one of Our Greatest Strengths.
Is it the hair?
The greenish hue of the skin?
The grumpy simian visage?
The filthy prison jumper?
Who the fuck knows,but it’s an artistic triumph.
Well done that lady,let’s have the King unveil it at the National Portrait Gallery.
I wanted to see that, but unfortunately the sketch is no longer in the BBC News report link. Have no fear, Unkle. I went looking for it and found it. It’ll be the header pic when your nom goes live. We haven’t had a ‘…is not a cunt’ nomination for a while. Ta – NA.
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Nonentities becoming famous because the average person alive hasn’t the sense they themselves were born with. It then becomes the luck of the draw why people have been chosen. It’s never the concert pianist, or a contralto, it’s always someone who’s embarrassingly mediocre. I can’t abide those types.
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Is this any good?
https://www.buzzfeed.com/hannahmarder/awful-things-influencer-have-normalized
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The random enforcement of the Deer Act 1991.
“A driver who faced criminal charges for picking a dead deer up off a road says he found the experience “utterly surreal”.
Guy Carpenter, 42, from Dalton, near Thirsk, North Yorkshire, found the animal on the A66 near Barnard Castle, County Durham, on 7 June this year.
As he was picking the carcass up, he was stopped by passing police officers who told him he was breaking the law. He was later charged under the Deer Act and taken to court.”
Random act of petty police work?
Aye why not..
“when stopped by officers he said he was told he was committing an offence because the roadkill was not on his own property and he was “stealing from the council”.
Well that makes a polite change from the council stealing from us..
A Durham Police spokesperson said: “There is a common misconception that deer carcasses can be removed from the roadside without permission of the landowner. It is, in fact, an offence to do so under the Deer Act 1991.”
Lesson learned,never help anyone.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c64g19gxge44o
Dead wildlife winter nourishment roadkill lawfare cunts Oven.
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Luke Ings.
“The mother of a man released from prison after 21 years says she feels she has “lost him again” after he was housed in temporary accommodation miles from home.”
A miscarriage of justice compounded by the gent being thrown onto the streets?
Of course not.
“Ings told the Local Democracy Reporting Service: “I feel like I’m back in prison again to be honest.”
He said he was living in supported accommodation where staff re helping him adjust to life outside prison, including learning how to manage Universal Credit, banking and other day-to-day tasks.
But he said being so far from his mother, sister and brother once again has been difficult, adding: “I can only contact my family on the phone again. At least this time we can video call.”
Another serial criminal,another sob story another expensive mess involving human garbage.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9p8gevk5g1lo
Dear me,what a cunt.
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Right this years John Lewis Christmas advert. And we’ve a race mix couple a white woman with a darKey and they and the kids pop over to see grannie.
Grannie rather than being sensible and telling her daughter to fuck off to Bongo Bongo land if she wants that sort of thing, invites them in and kneels down to hug the half breeds.
Said woglets promptly ignore her and run off looking for decent presents and possibly a missionary to pop in the cookpot for Christmas day.
Cue granny buggering off to the store for quality Xmas presents rather than telling the wee fuzzy wussie it’s a cunt and slamming her door in their faces.
Still at least it wasn’t a family of trans benders waving Palestine flags with adopted special needs kids (possibly played by Gretta Thunderpants)
Preferred their ads when old queen Elton was in them.
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Really quite sickening.
But here’s a link (some viewers may find some of the content disturbing) …
https://www.google.com/goto?url=CAESYwHrOzAV2JUA_J4WQCRZmXyUEC5NfmnuHoyDxW6caI_FXn8Iu7ZYZgDIDwVcvLLZ9jRpXLrwC_r2-c9KZ_SXbi0FQ21otG9giuTDUNRzPZ1SPBlGt7XE6Bot-YvAtress7vW3A
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Every single to the last ‘Free Palestine’ vegan matcha luvvies, in front of and behind the camera, involved in that needs shooting point blank in the face. And yes including the fucking brats.
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A slightly different cunting from the norm, but one I feel maybe looked upon as something that is both needed, and added to in the comments.
I would therefore like to put forward Inanimate Objects for a well deserved cunting.
There are loads of these fucking cunts, mixed up in ever day life that just cunt you, so I said to Mrs DryItchy, it’s time these cunts took a well deserved cunting from cunts far better versed in the fine art of cunting than myself.
I’ll start off with Windscreen Wipers. These cunts have one fucking task, to wipe away water from your windscreen. But fuck my trumpet, the cunts always have to put a streak right in your fucking eye line.
Every fucking time, windscreen is completely clear, except this fucking smear that these cunting things decide to grace your windscreen with, just so you either have to look above or below the twat.
I know there are countless others, many of which the good people of hallowed pages will put a cunting on.
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Kemi Badenoch.
“Kemi Badenoch has announced that almost 1.5 million foreign migrants could have their settlement rights reviewed and revoked if the Conservatives win the next election. The policy would apply to foreign nationals currently in line to receive indefinite leave to remain (ILR), who are not British citizens but could otherwise become eligible for UK benefits and services such as the NHS.”
Could? How about No she and her piss pants party won’t.
“In a major policy announcement, she said a Tory Home Office will cancel settlement rights if migrants are “not a net contributor” to the UK. This would prevent the NHS turning into the “Global Health Service”, reserving benefits and council housing for “British people”
Unfortunately it’s a racing certainty many will swallow this guff,indeed the tory polling has improved..
It must be nice to tell lies all day and become increasingly popular,Kemi knows privately most of her party are wetter than an otters pocket and would never dare upset wóg welfare and their many other automatic “entitlements”..
https://britbrief.co.uk/politics/immigration/badenoch-plan-to-review-15m-migrants-settlement-rights.html
Another paper thin “policy” of lies.
Boriswave Cunts Oven.
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