Nominations


Use the Comment section below to write up your cunting nomination.

The site admins will periodically review the nominations and will either:

✔️ schedule it to be published immediately or at a later date, OR
❌ bin it for any number of reasons

Either way, your nomination will disappear from this page.
That’s how you’ll know it’s been reviewed, so don’t ask.

If you want your cunting nomination published, follow the fucking rules:

[1] Whenever possible include a link to a recognised news source or risk 🗑️.
[2] Unsubstantiated allegations against living people or institutions results in 🗑️.
[3] Too short (less than 5 lines) or too long (more than 50 lines) qualifies it for 🗑️.
[4] Pay attention to grammar, spelling, punctuation & spacing. Unreadable equals 🗑️.
[5] Respond appropriately to an admin comment within 2 days, otherwise it’s 🗑️.

Which leads us to a most important rule:
Do NOT ask questions or add comments to nominations unless:
➡️ specifically requested by an admin, or
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➡️ you are the original nominator and are making a correction, or
➡️ you are adding a link at the request of the nominator or an admin
If you break this rule, you may be moderated indefinitely or possibly banned.

NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!

3 thoughts on “Nominations

  1. Mydentist, Bridlington.

    Gail Drake developed a niggling toothache and rang Mydentist for an appointment. They told her she had to book online.

    Gail explained she was registered as blind, but was repeatedly told she needed to book online.

    When she asked to speak to the practice manager, she was told to write or email.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/czxq2j51zg1o

    Now, I get Mydentist is probably one of a number who has spotted a gap in the market. My NHS dentist dumped me during Covid after they were bought out by a bunch of… I’ll let you guess. The same probably happened to Gail.

    That’s no excuse for the way a person who has been partially sighted since birth, and has recently developed fast growing cataracts, or indeed anyone in pain, should be treated.

    I’ve sympathy for Gail. I’m developing cataracts and some days it’s like looking through a shifting fog towards a bright light.

    Anyway the BBC contacted these cunts who offered her a same day appointment, with a Harley Street dental surgeon, I hope, because I wouldn’t trust my teeth to this bunch of chancers.

    Incidentally, I find that this article calling Gail by Drake, as if she were a criminal extremely offensive. Get rid of proof readers at your peril, media cunts.

  2. BUDGIES

    … are psychopathic CUNTS.

    Budgies are often underestimated as pets, but they are arguably some of the most dangerous animals in the world. Beneath their innocent appearance lies a terrifying combination of speed, intelligence and unpredictable behaviour. A budgie can go from calmly sitting in its cage chirping to its refection in a tiny mirror to causing absolute chaos in a matter of seconds, leaving you wondering what went wrong.

    One of the biggest dangers of owning a budgie is its ability to attack without warning. Their viciously sharp beaks can deliver surprisingly painful bites, especially when they feel threatened or simply decide that they do not like the look of someone’s finger. They are also remarkably agile, meaning that escaping budgies can be extremely difficult to catch once they have decided to explore the highest bits of the house.

    But perhaps the most frightening thing about budgies, however, is their psychological warfare. They can make loud noises at completely unreasonable times and then behave as though nothing happened. Their combination of chaos, attitude and total lack of remorse makes them a serious threat to household peace. And they shit everywhere.

    For these reasons, budgies deserve being cunted as one of the world’s most dangerous pets. While they may be small, their confidence is enormous, their beaks are formidable, and their sociopathic capacity for causing trouble appears limitless. Anyone brave enough to own one should approach the responsibility with extreme caution — and preferably a large bucket of Trill®*.

    🐦

    *Other seeds are available.

  3. The National Day to Remember Victims of Terrorism.

    Possibly the most telling modern illustration of the collapse of Modern Britain.

    “The day will take place on 21 August each year, which aligns with the United Nations International Day of Remembrance and Tribute to the Victims of Terrorism, which was established by the UN General Assembly in 2017.”

    Nice,perhaps not too much emphasis on why so many people are dead because of this terrorism.

    “More now from Security Minister Dan Jarvis.

    He says a national day “cannot undo what has happened”, and “no ceremony can ever remove the pain and impact of terrorism”.

    But he hopes today can offer “something important nonetheless”, acting as a reminder that “your experiences matter” and that the country “stands alongside you”.

    He says that terrorism “seeks to create fear and division” but that it does not have to “define what comes next”.

    Shithouse cunts.Lets all clap hands and have a think about lots of dead children,all caused by the trash in government and the growing vile stench of the British caliphate of raghead dung.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ckre4gvz43gxt

    If this isn’t a new low point then it will do til the next proper one gets here.

    Dear me.

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