Nominations


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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!

11 thoughts on “Nominations

  1. The BBC and its “back to work blues” advice.

    “The alarm wakes you with a shock, the summer holiday is over and it’s time to face that inbox full of unread emails.

    This time last week, life was very different. You enjoyed late nights, lazy mornings balancing family fun and you time.

    Even if you enjoy your job, the transition from holiday to work can be hard, particularly in September as the days begin to shorten.”..

    Luckily our State Broadcaster has some handy tips on how to avoid this catastrophe,and it’s not by resigning and living on the dole..

    “Tara Humphrey, a primary care leadership consultant, advocates keeping her out-of-office on for her first day back.

    “It’s about hiding, if you can, just to give yourself that bit of headspace.”

    Very nice.

    “It is not just the holiday itself that makes them so enjoyable and beneficial, the anticipation of going also plays a key role, says Dr Mark Williamson, chief executive officer of Action for Happiness, a charity.

    And what type of holiday or how long you go for can make a difference to the overall impact.

    Williamson points to what he says is “genuinely surprising” research , externalwhich suggests physically active holidays may be better for wellbeing than simply lying by the pool.”

    Chief executive officer of Action for Happiness,a charity unsurprisingly..thanks for that and thanks to our BBC where nobody does fuck all of any importance.

    Cloud cuckoo land cuntery from a world leader in it.

    P45 Oven.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx2d1vy0827o

  2. Woking Council.

    This local authority is in debt,no surprise of course,every council has stacked up the overdraft on vanity projects and assorted rubbish.. but

    Woking is in debt to the tune of over two billion pounds.

    Two billion.

    Who has oversight of this lunacy?

    Why is everything rubber stamped by paper shuffling cunts ?

    Why the fuck is every last corner of govt bureaucracy completely out of control?

    Two cunting billion.

    That’s a whole new carriage on the Gravy Train,all aboard..

    https://woking-corruption.uk/

  3. Policing Minister Sarah Jones.

    Following the arrival of yet another boatload of savages in Portsmouth this lefty windbag cunt says the demonstration against the ongoing invasion was “intimidating and thuggish” and warned “those who cross into illegality” would “face the full force of the law”.

    Some 625 migrants on eight boats were brought to shore at Dover and Portsmouth on Sunday, according to Home Office figures.

    The natural conclusion of being completely,totally ignored by politicians regarding this emergency is that the public will take matters into their own hands.

    The responsibility for every aspect of this disgrace lies wholly with the cesspit that is our parliament.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cqxv2335je1o

    In 2024 Sarah claimed £293,068 office expenses on top of her salary.

    Perfect.

  4. STELLA… STELLA…

    The right horrible cunt for Walthamstow stella creasy..
    So what’s this low iq disgrace been up to.

    Well apart from making herself look a cunt on social media, asking if anyone had lost a parrot. After mistaken one of londons 30,000 parakeets for a lost pet..

    You would think a local mp would know all about them?

    Anyway I digress, stella was out simping for the peacefuls this week..
    It was Milad Al Nabi… apparently a celebration for chief pedoʻphile
    Mo’s birthday..

    So the smelly cunts were cluttering up the streets of Walthamstow, stella was posting videos on twitter, when someone remarked where are all the women?

    Now stella had a problem with the garrick club being men only, but doesn’t have a problem that her voter base have segregated celebrations..

    The dumb cunt then doubled down and found some female pàkis in hi-vis and most with their faces covered..
    Most likely volunteers or helpers..

    Enjoy your job while you can, because the inbreds will turn on you before the next election.

    https://x.com/jk_rowling/status/2097259099448574094

  5. Cats, annoying furry cunts need a cunting.

    Spend a bastard fortune on their favourite treats for them to then start giving it “I don’t like it” like the guy in a wheelchair off Little Britain.

    Buy em a scratching post, yeah they use it then decide the furniture or bed needs to be a scratching post.

    Lie in, like fuck they descend purring and demanding feeding like illegal gimmegrants arriving in Portsmouth. Get fed then disappear as fast as said illegal folk avoiding the Home Office.

    Carry on I’ll be donating them as fast food for some dodgy dingy wallahs fast food emporium.

  6. The Unsuitable Motorist.

    “A blind motorist who took his partner’s car and drove for 150 miles (240km) at night while drunk has been handed a suspended sentence.

    Anthony Hall, 50, who does not have a driving licence, was stopped by police on the M6 near Carlisle at 01:45 BST on 29 June after he was seen swerving the Vauxhall Meriva between lanes and onto the hard shoulder, a court was told.

    Hall told police he had driven from his home in Huddersfield after he and his partner had drunk four bottles of wine.”

    “Hall told police he had planned to drive to Scotland and wanted to escape his home, his relationship and his finances.”

    Hall was also disqualified from driving for 12 months even though he did not have a licence at the time of the incident, and he was ordered to pay £272 costs..

    A tale of woe,hasn’t the chap heard? He could have got the bus,it’s £2 apparently.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/clyeny0q5xlo

  7. Miliband the organ grinder’s monkey

The Miliband dumb cunt fuck-up trail has become legendary as in every thing he touches gets covered in shit yet there he is now a major minister (Foreign Secretary for Chrissake) in HM’s Government. Despite a mug like a reject model for a low budget Frankenstein movie and a career advancing student politics causes (lay odds he wears skid marked drip dry underpants and whiffey nylon socks) such as ending fossil fuels and headline support for Palestine he continues to advance in the corridors of power. 



    Reason being the cunt furthers the freaky part of the Labour Agenda while Burnham keeps his head down and if it all goes tits up then Miliband is always available to carry the can. Traditionally that is what the organ grinder’s monkey is for. Rather convenient that he is also of Jewish heritage thus made to order to represent the squiggly eyed anti-Zionist part of the Labour Agenda AKA Corbinism. Too tedious to go into now but take it from an old campaigner that it is a rat’s nest of personal hatreds and unforgivable doctrinal sins and heresies that span the decades. If only Trotsky and Marx were still alive……..but in those circles they still are.


    https://www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog_entry/uks-miliband-calls-israeli-response-to-sanctions-damaging-rejects-chief-rabbis-claim-that-british-jews-have-been-put-in-danger/

  8. AI

    AI is a cunt for oh so many reasons, a few include the demise of humans needing to do anything so economy collapse is imminent.

    Students “writing” essays purely by prompting AI to get it to write some pages of drivel for them.

    The replacement of the graphic arts in the sense anyone can just type in what they want and it spits out a generic picture with the same fonts and telling signs AI was used.

    But now we have this, a chap at Anthropic resigning and warning the world theres a 10 percent chance their company could wipe out all humanity rather fast.

    https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/sep/09/anthropic-researchers-ai-human-extinction

    We’ve all seen terminator, now it seems rather than entertainment it was a warning to stop and ask why rather than just doing.

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