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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!
See It Say It Sorted and Our BBC.
Unfortunate enough to have travelled in Modern Britain by train at any time in the past decade ?
Then you may have noticed the British Transport Police advert “See It Say It Sorted”…perhaps to help prevent terrorism or violent crime.
The lady in the linked article has been left disappointed after being molested by some mysterious assailants on a train in London..
I know what I thought,yes dear friends,£10,000 says it was blek cunts or possibly sand wøgs.
However it’s necessary of course to plough through the article for clues..but at last:
“The videos Esme posted after being sexually assaulted the second time exploded online. At the time of writing they have had more than 500,000 views, and messages have poured in from people sharing similar experiences.
“Some people get it wrong in the comments – they try blaming me for the fact that it happened, or they leave racist comments about the attackers,” she says. “But I want to make it clear – this could happen to anyone.”
Yes it could,normally a single female is assaulted by a nignóg or some sort of foreign mess and jolly good luck to anyone trying to ascertain such info from our splendid public broadcaster.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5yzr58xy0ro
Cunts.
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The Home Office and the £10,000 “Refugee” payment plan.
The Home Office has announced plans for those who are granted “refugee status” to repay some of the immense cost of keeping the cunts.
People granted asylum in the UK will be required to pay back around £10,000 towards the cost of their accommodation and support once they start earning, the government has announced.
Adults who have sufficient funds will be asked to pay off the sum over time under new rules included in the upcoming Immigration and Asylum Bill, which will be put before Parliament on Tuesday.
Just wait for the millions to start rolling into the Exchequer…
“The plans will mean migrants working and earning a specific amount will be required to pay back a flat-rate sum, which is expected to be set at £10,000.
The Home Office has not determined how much they would need to earn before making monthly instalments.”
Oh dear.
“The University of Oxford’s Migration Observatory questioned how much money the government would actually be able to recoup through the system, pointing to the low rates of employment and earning among refugees.
Dr Madeleine Sumption said: “In 2023, for example, an estimated 13% of people granted refugee status five years earlier were earning at least £20,000, with the rest either not working or on lower earnings.”
So here we have it,by introducing this ridiculous “get tough” scheme the govt has unwittingly revealed just how workshy and fucking useless all the foreign trash really are.
No doubt the new P.M will make sure it only allies to anyone who earns over his salary.
Fuck off.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cddlgqlm7q2o
Oven.
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Another blow for the Indian Tourist Board.
As is quite necessary when dealing with such subcontinental affairs the reader may wish to only read the following after taking medical advice and then praying with eyes closed..
“The first time Lowri Denman knew something was wrong was when she made the horrifying discovery of a metre-long tapeworm after going to the toilet.
“It looked absolutely disgusting, like Sellotape with like little ridges in it,” said the 42-year-old from Carmarthen.
It was the first symptom of neurocysticercosis, external, which left Lowri with 38 parasites in her brain causing extreme headaches, seizures and psychosis”
The madness of Ed Miliband now laid bare..
“After years of health struggles, the parasites have now calcified in Lowri’s brain.
“I’ve not had any surgery to actually take them out of my brain,” she said. “Apparently they just sort of die down and they calcify basically. So at this point they are now calcified.”
Dr Healy said Lowri had received treatment to “kill all the eggs and happily now seems to be out the other end”..
Indeed.
Never mind the appalling filth,flies,stupidity,corruption,mooning diseased faces of hordes of subhuman you can escape Heathrow and take a lovely trip to India instead.
“humans are infected by consuming food such as raw or undercooked pork, water contaminated with tapeworm eggs, or through poor hygiene practices.”..said Judith Chalmers yesterday.
Fuck off.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce8jrzemdyko
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Parking Stanleys with the intellectual capacity of a walnut are cunts.
Travelling on the good old 08.21 omnibus from Quetta to Peshawar, it seems a Parking Stanley passenger grew irate because the driver was picking up too many passengers for his liking (or perhaps felt insecure about his sexuality what with travelling on a pink bus) and got into a ruck with the wheelman. Unfortunately for all onboard, our irate passenger decided to grab drives by the neck as he was negotiating a hairpin bend alongside a steep drop and the bus took a nosedive into the ravine killing 40 onboard. Now, we all know that the inhabitants of Pakistan are not known for their burgeoning intellect (Nobel prizes won – zero), but Christ on a pedalo, who is dumb enough to start fighting the driver of their transport on the edge of a cliff?? Too much mumbling from the Quran and not enough common sense taught in the local madrassa. So, get your hooter out of your well thumbed copy of ‘Choir Boy Monthly’ and learn some common dog. But my dear fellow cunters, as most of us know, every cloud has a silver lining, in this case, a little accidental birth control, which goes a long way in my opinion.
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You want cunts? I’ve got ’em…. And, I do mean intercontinetal thermonuclear surface to air cunts.
Taylor Swift and some American football cunt got married.
But – wait for this shit – they got wed at Madison Square Garden, at a cost of 26 million pounds. Twenty Six Fucking Million!
It was officiated by horrible Yank celebircunt Adam Sandler (err fucking why?). And, every celebrity cunt who is in the Spotters Guide To Celebrity Cunts Handbook was there. I have heard of showing off, acting Billy Big Bollocks and rubbing it in peoples’ faces, but these two twats make Richard Burton and Liz Taylor look like Alf and Elsie Garnett. It stinks to high heaven of ‘we’re better than you’ and surprised the people of New York didn’t sabotage this flash bastard shit show. Even a royal wedding isn’t that expensive and up its own arse. If anyryhing shows huge self importance and pissing in ordinary folks’ faces, then this is it.
The French invented the guillotine for cunts like these two…
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvg5zn58nj2o
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