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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!
Modern stupid football fans who sing stupid songs are cunts….
Now, I loved the game. Home games and the atmosphere, the away trips with my mates, the ding dongs with rival supporters, the banter and the witty and historical songs.
Now, modern football is like darts. Overstuffed with morons and mongs, with no knowledge of history or tradition. Just attention seeking idiots and phone/social media monkeys.
One thing about these idiots that really gets on my gonads is the ridiculous and pointless songs they sing.
England fans singing ‘Sweet Caroline’ (along with the vomit inducing ‘So good! So good! So good! chav mong chant). What the fuck has an old Neil Diamond tune about Caroline Kennedy (daughter of JFK) got to do with the shower of diversity shit that is the England team? Sheep like cabbages.
And now, Aston Villa fans have taken to singing ‘Don’t Look Back In Anger’.
Now, I have had more than enough of this Oasis dirge. It was done to death when the appeasement – sorry, silly me – the tributes started after the Manchester Arena sandfilth mass murder. So, I am not overfond of it as it is.
However, Villa fans singing it….. What has a song by a known Manchester City supporter got to do with the old Birmingham club? Seeing Villa fans bawling shit lyrics like ‘So, Sally can wait…’ Absolutely stupid and pointless.
And, who knows what totally irrelevant and shit song the England retards will sing at the upcoming World Cup. Will they grunt the tune of the Shite Stripes moron magnet ‘Seven Nation Army’? Or wil they yet again turn the songcraft of Neil Diamond into a chav freak show? Rest assured, it will be nothing whatsoever to do with England or its history.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qy0Wtu0eQiA
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“double inverted commas”
Speech/quotation marks are an enduring cunt reoresenting the bottomless pit of declining journalism.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce8pel06l1po
Above link as an example, even the last bastion (chuckle) of the English language, the BBC is at it, low grade non journalists churning out probable AI powered stories absolutely full of speech marks.
Turning the blandest of non story into something supposedly newsworthy with the overuse of speech marks along the way, is it a mere reflection of the loss of English amongst English speakers or is it cunts thinking they are clever? I suspect both but leaning towards the former.
I also suspect saying “the former” would confuse em.
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Yet another flotilla for Gaza.
Here’s one that didn’t make much of a splash in the press ( see what I did there?) until the idiots were intercepted and taken to Israel where, what a surprise, they were detained.
Apparently a senior Israeli official made some derogatory remarks about these “activists ” who were attempting to breach the Israeli blockade to deliver “a token amount of ” aid to Gaza yet again.
What did he say, I wonder? Was it no ham sandwich for you, perhaps?
How come its only in the news when an Israeli allegedly does something nasty, and not when a bunch of fucking idiots attempt something illegal and downright stupid?
Oh, I know! No Greta Doomgoblin aboard, therefore no news.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy42wkjkkqgo
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The Kambo Detox.
Apparently it’s quite fashionable to ingest frog poison as part of a “cleansing ceremony”..
Sometimes this is lethal.
“WELLNESS coach is feared to have died after trying a drug made from the poisonous skin of an Amazonian tree frog.
Kristian Trend, 40, is reported to have taken the drug known as Kambo in a “cleansing” ceremony before collapsing in his flat last month.”
Oh dear.
It seems going for a walk in the cuntryside and drinking some water isn’t quite enough for some people.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/39200811/wellness-coach-dies-poisonous-amazonian-tree-frog-drug/
No doubt it’ll be available on Our NHS soon.
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Nom: Black actors shoehorned incorrectly into white roles.
Specifically: Lupita Nyong’o, Paapa Essiedu and Jodie Turner-Smith.
Fuck these three pieces of shit.
To wit:
Lupita Nyong’o as ‘Helen of Troy’ in the upcoming Christopher Nolan pretentious wankfest: I’m pretty sure that when Homer envisaged ‘the face that launched a thousand ships’, he didn’t have Bluepeter Umbongo in mind, otherwise he might’ve unwittingly written the first draft of ‘Planet of the Apes’.
Paapa Essiedu as Severus Snape in the upcoming Harry Potter series: when people think of Snape, the image of Alan Rickman is in their mind’s eye, no-one else. Rowling specifically described him as white in the books. It’s going to look pretty funny when James Potter lynches this fuzzy-wuzzy, as happened in the book.
Jodie Turner-Smith as Anne Boleyn, for fuck’s sake!
Nothing more needs to be said about this travesty.
All of these sootıes have had abusive backlash, all of it 100% earned. They must’ve known what the general white consensus would’ve been at the deliberate destruction of our culture and history.
I hope ‘The Odyssey’ fails miserably.
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c242d9472dqo
This seems appropriate.
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Please, everyone spare a prayer for the Bristol pixie Carla denyer..
She has had to take a leave of absence, on doctor’s orders.. for, wait for it burnout!!
She is a big cheerleader for fake illegal immigrants, so maybe one of those so called doctors wrote her a note..
Filling out expenses forms can be tiring, that’s probably why she has nine!! Yes nine assistants..
Maybe if the job is still that tough with all that help, you should step down..
Not when the taxpayers will pick up the bill for your extended summer holiday..
Maybe she can spend her time off toppling statues into the harbour and protesting about Palestinian, with all the other Bristol loons..
Just do your job, or fucking resign…
Carla Denyer to take leave of absence for burnout https://share.google/egQwMJW0Usks0I4p4
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Second link to see what your grasping, useless mp is claiming.
https://www.mpsexpenses.info/search
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Tattoos
Fuck me, am I the only one who doesn’t have any? I’m surprised some people haven’t been getting their babies and toddlers inked up. It seems like clean cut, vanilla cunts such as I are now the edgy, alternative crowd.
Obviously, none of my business what others decide to do with their bodies and I doubt anybody gives a fuck what I think. They can look alright in some cases. My Grandfather who was a soldier and then became a truck driver, and was hard as nails, had one on his big forearm. Can’t remember what it was. Perhaps a heart with a dagger or something. And I went out with a nice enough girl once who had a few small, subtle ones. I was more interested in her pretty face, big tits and fanny.
However, as time goes on, I find myself making the following observations, particularly following a holiday abroad where ample skin was on show…
a) nice looking girls covering themselves in these big tattoos is like putting bumper stickers on a ferrari. Red flag.
b) some people are so completely covered in them that it gives the impression of self harm, mental illness and even attempting to change one’s ethnicity. It is obvious that some of the white people doing this are ethnicity-confused, perhaps in part thanks to the cultural revolution and all the propaganda they have been subjected to. I saw one indivudual the other week who had literally had his leg completely covered in ink, so that his leg was black. It is like a reverse Michael Jackson c. 2003. Red flag.
c) face and neck tattoos. Cross the street to avoid them. Red flag.
d) skinny nerds and middle aged plonkers getting them. Lamentable.
e) big fat idiots getting tattoos. Still big fat idiots.
f) the state of police officers doing it. Fat, neck-beard betas and 4 foot wimminz with whole-arm tattoos. Bothering people over tweets or permits but too busy for unimportant things like burglaries. The varieties in question are worryingly unintelligent and sum up perfectly the decline in standards in this country.
It is part and parcel of the idiotic, money-printed decadence of our civilzation. Have your disgusting takeaways delivered by an illegal immigrant wearing a winter coat and balaclava in summer who just happens to have an expensive e-bike… get another tattoo because things… doom scroll Instagram… get your leased, bling bling Mercedes washed by some 50p an hour foreigners because you’re too lazy, deluded and “busy” to do it yourself.
https://www.dailymail.com/sciencetech/article-14875055/What-TATTOOS-say-you-according-science.html
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