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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!
The BBC and its “back to work blues” advice.
“The alarm wakes you with a shock, the summer holiday is over and it’s time to face that inbox full of unread emails.
This time last week, life was very different. You enjoyed late nights, lazy mornings balancing family fun and you time.
Even if you enjoy your job, the transition from holiday to work can be hard, particularly in September as the days begin to shorten.”..
Luckily our State Broadcaster has some handy tips on how to avoid this catastrophe,and it’s not by resigning and living on the dole..
“Tara Humphrey, a primary care leadership consultant, advocates keeping her out-of-office on for her first day back.
“It’s about hiding, if you can, just to give yourself that bit of headspace.”
Very nice.
“It is not just the holiday itself that makes them so enjoyable and beneficial, the anticipation of going also plays a key role, says Dr Mark Williamson, chief executive officer of Action for Happiness, a charity.
And what type of holiday or how long you go for can make a difference to the overall impact.
Williamson points to what he says is “genuinely surprising” research , externalwhich suggests physically active holidays may be better for wellbeing than simply lying by the pool.”
Chief executive officer of Action for Happiness,a charity unsurprisingly..thanks for that and thanks to our BBC where nobody does fuck all of any importance.
Cloud cuckoo land cuntery from a world leader in it.
P45 Oven.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx2d1vy0827o
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Watch 125mph road menace grandad ‘Mad Kenny’ rammed by police after threatening Coast Road ‘carnage’ – Chronicle Live https://share.google/kCnoZQUjKHakLvpEq
MAD KENNY.😜
If you call yourself Mad kenny,
your not necessarily mad.
you might be a bit daft.
or slightly puddled.
But not this grandad.
driving at speeds of 150mph on the wrong side of the road.
he phoned the police threatening carnage and telling them his name was MAD KENNY.
its nice when someone lives up to their nickname.
and that dangerous driving isn’t just for Middlesbrough teenagers.
Give me a diablo sandwich and a dr pepper I’m in hot pursuit of a maniac,
sumbitch.
said Northumbria police
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African Genital Theft.
“More than 80 people were killed between October 2025 and July this year following false accusations about what is termed “genital theft”, the BBC Global Disinformation Unit has found after gathering data from police forces across six African countries.
The killings are linked to rumours that a simple tap on the shoulder can cause a man’s genitals to shrink or disappear. They are being fuelled by widespread misinformation on social media.”..
The BBC Global Disinformation Unit strikes again..thank goodness for that.
“They were shouting that we had stolen someone’s genitals and we didn’t have any way to escape because there was a huge crowd,” Tanzanian mechanic Boniface Mgala told the BBC about his ordeal in April when he was badly beaten by those convinced he was a genital thief.”
“On the same day that Mgala and his friend were attacked, commercial photographer and businessman Michael Silavwe says he witnessed another similar assault in Tunduma, where he says anxiety had been building after videos about stolen genitalia had begun circulating on TikTok.
Outside his shop he saw people running and says he learned that a man had been accused nearby and was being beaten – and later set on fire.
“After they set him on fire, the police arrived at the scene and everyone scattered and ran away,” the 23-year-old told the BBC.”
Why these lovely countries are not amongst the most popular tourist destinations in the world escapes me.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckg8lw7n2ddo
Just Be Careful.
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Joe Swash & Stacey Solomon:
Now that Auntie Kweer has departed this political coil, it is time to find more talentless motherfuckers like him to laugh at. Step forward the bargain basement version of Harry Hewitt & Meghan, or the Beckhams – the thick as pig shit pair the Swash-Solomons.
It seems they have moved out of their home, “Pickle Cottage” – which sounds the sort of name a pikey might give his caravan and here they are displaying their wealth with a display of vulgar ostentation.
He is an ex-soap actor she is an ex Primark model and alleged singer. If they can do it, so can we (if we were coarse and desperate enough):
https://www.aol.co.uk/articles/stacey-solomon-joe-swash-sell-083131000.html
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The Reverend James Crote
https://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/26517125.oxfordshire-grandad-just-stop-oil-protestors-glued-road/
‘Today is my grandson’s first birthday. I have to take action for the sake of his future.’ So said Baptist Minister James Scrote at JSO’s latest jolly jape. The Rev was dressed in a Hi-Viz jacket made from fairy dust, having just walked barefoot to London from his home in Bicester.
And what form did this action take? Going on hunger strike perhaps? Throwing himself in front of the King’s horse in the Derby? Standing in front of a tank in Tiananmen Square? Self-immolation?
No, the Rev’s selfless act was to biro some words onto his hands and have his photograph taken.
No doubt when James’s grandson grows up he will be so proud of the brave sacrifice Grandad made for him.
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