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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!
The BBC and its “back to work blues” advice.
“The alarm wakes you with a shock, the summer holiday is over and it’s time to face that inbox full of unread emails.
This time last week, life was very different. You enjoyed late nights, lazy mornings balancing family fun and you time.
Even if you enjoy your job, the transition from holiday to work can be hard, particularly in September as the days begin to shorten.”..
Luckily our State Broadcaster has some handy tips on how to avoid this catastrophe,and it’s not by resigning and living on the dole..
“Tara Humphrey, a primary care leadership consultant, advocates keeping her out-of-office on for her first day back.
“It’s about hiding, if you can, just to give yourself that bit of headspace.”
Very nice.
“It is not just the holiday itself that makes them so enjoyable and beneficial, the anticipation of going also plays a key role, says Dr Mark Williamson, chief executive officer of Action for Happiness, a charity.
And what type of holiday or how long you go for can make a difference to the overall impact.
Williamson points to what he says is “genuinely surprising” research , externalwhich suggests physically active holidays may be better for wellbeing than simply lying by the pool.”
Chief executive officer of Action for Happiness,a charity unsurprisingly..thanks for that and thanks to our BBC where nobody does fuck all of any importance.
Cloud cuckoo land cuntery from a world leader in it.
P45 Oven.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx2d1vy0827o
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The Reverend James Crote
https://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/26517125.oxfordshire-grandad-just-stop-oil-protestors-glued-road/
‘Today is my grandson’s first birthday. I have to take action for the sake of his future.’ So said Baptist Minister James Scrote at JSO’s latest jolly jape. The Rev was dressed in a Hi-Viz jacket made from fairy dust, having just walked barefoot to London from his home in Bicester.
And what form did this action take? Going on hunger strike perhaps? Throwing himself in front of the King’s horse in the Derby? Standing in front of a tank in Tiananmen Square? Self-immolation?
No, the Rev’s selfless act was to biro some words onto his hands and have his photograph taken.
No doubt when James’s grandson grows up he will be so proud of the brave sacrifice Grandad made for him.
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El Nino is a cunt, possibly…
According to chunky Environment Secretary Dame Angela Eagle. She is advising the scum that they should stockpile food or they will be left ravaged or dead by El Nino:
https://dailysceptic.org/2026/09/04/stock-up-on-food-because-of-el-nino-says-minister/
Climate change is to blame, innit. Or is it Net Zero? Or perhaps Donald Trump? Whichever it is, we will be in for a hard winter as the biggest El Nino in the history of the world comes to take up where the covids left off.
Millions will die as Deliveroo fails to get through due to adverse weather patterns. The NHS will be thrown into crisis. PM Burnbum will have to put up taxes. The only chance of survival is to horde crisps and fizzy drinks now while they are still
available, and stay tuned to your BBC for updates.
The final straw is that Paul Chuckle has confirmed to me that supplies of Quality Street will be under threat this Christmas.
Are you scared yet?
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