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https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php?topic=118328.0
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Brits
“Britzsh” invariably pronounced with a hiss of contempt at the end, Well that’s how I hear it but granted I am permanently pissed. A pejorative term (ie used to demean or denigrate) that is increasingly in use to label the British and particularly the English. Originated in America and has since spread like shit on your shoes whenever this once great nation is mentioned. Had a hissing heyday during the Brexit shenanigans as in “the ball is in the Brits court” or “the Brits face some tough decisions” or “you Brits cannot cherry pick” and so on.
Needless to say it has been picked up by the lickspittle meejah like flies to shit and has been incorporated into BBC speak. Whereas “Frogs” or “Krauts” or “Pakis” are deemed racist, “Brits” is not. Funny that. Perhaps we have gone too far down the crapper in our standing in the world. Confused? Just remember that Brit rhymes with Shit and know your place. Then there are Brits Abroad. We can still be proud.
https://www.gov.uk/government/news/young-brits-recruited-as-drug-mules-as-overseas-drug-smuggling-arrests-quadruple-in-three-years
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Nice Guy Eddie.
“He’s not just nice guy Eddie. I think you’re going to see him being a bit more gritty because he’s a real fighter.”
So says Daisy Cooper,deputy leader of the Liberal Democrats,referring to that titan of British politics and hero of the Post Office Sir Ed Davey..
“I think he’s holding us back,” said one of the party’s spokespeople who is planning a tilt at the leadership if a race is triggered.
“The atmosphere is ripe for a leadership challenge,” another MP, talking of the frustrations in the party, said.
“But we don’t have a Wes Streeting,”
Dear me.
So what of Cooper, who many consider the frontrunner to succeed Davey?
“Ed is absolutely the right leader,” she tells me. “I really like being deputy leader to Ed. We work together as a team. I think we complement each other.”
Would she want to be leader? “There is no vacancy,” she says.
Ever? “There is no vacancy at the moment,” she replies.
And here we have the perfect illustration of how our country ended up in a shit state…cosy deluded windbag Ed Davey fans wondering why anyone ever votes for them,especially now the illegal wogs are heading into the Home Counties en masse.
A conference of cunts it is.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cq4grjdz8xv5o
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moderation…
Nice Guy Eddie.
“He’s not just nice guy Eddie. I think you’re going to see him being a bit more gritty because he’s a real fighter.”
So says Daisy Cooper,deputy leader of the Liberal Democrats,referring to that titan of British politics and hero of the Post Office Sir Ed Davey..
“I think he’s holding us back,” said one of the party’s spokespeople who is planning a tilt at the leadership if a race is triggered.
“The atmosphere is ripe for a leadership challenge,” another MP, talking of the frustrations in the party, said.
“But we don’t have a Wes Streeting,”
Dear me.
So what of Cooper, who many consider the frontrunner to succeed Davey?
“Ed is absolutely the right leader,” she tells me. “I really like being deputy leader to Ed. We work together as a team. I think we complement each other.”
Would she want to be leader? “There is no vacancy,” she says.
Ever? “There is no vacancy at the moment,” she replies.
And here we have the perfect illustration of how our country ended up in a shit state…cosy deluded windbag Ed Davey fans wondering why anyone ever votes for them,especially now the illegal wógs are heading into the Home Counties en masse.
A conference of cunts it is.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cq4grjdz8xv5o
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Apologies Dear Admin.
I’ve reposted with the appropriate revision of the wôgs.
Thank you.
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The Archbishop of Canterbury
Dame Sarah Doolally, Archbishop of Cunterbury, is a credulous woke cunt of biblical proportions.
On the 25th Anniversary of the worst Islamic terror attack of modern times, the fuckwit invites some fat Muslim cleric to receive a pointless award for being a bit less of a cunt than your average Páki. Turns out, however, that the porcine preacher was a supporter of good old Osama. So a total fucking cunt.
The thick bitch should have awarded said Páki a ham sandwich and told him to fuck off back to Shitholistan. Instead of which we’re treated to the embarrassing spectacle of the woman who was going to end misogyny in the CoE kowtowing to a misogynistic arsehole. Good of him to bring his fifth wife (on the right) too, along with his 11-year-old fiancée in full gimp suit, both appropriately dressed to hide their bruises. And we can see who eats all the meat (slaughtered with unimaginably cruel barbarity) pies in that household, can’t we?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckr50lrz5e6zo
Question for Khanplod: Why weren’t the girls in the pic (if that’s what they are) arrested for covering their faces?
Question for Doolally: Why don’t you wear a burka too? It would be a considerable improvement.
Kissers of Muhammaden arse need to work out whose side they’re on, because those carpet kissers certainly aren’t on ours, as that cunt’s backstory confirms.
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This is an important message about the end of democracy in Britain. Regardless of your politics, you need to know what is now at stake.
You’ve probably seen that Reform has received two record donations this week. These donations came from British citizens and were perfectly lawful when they were received. Labour does not dispute this.
What Labour is doing is rushing through a new law that it plans to backdate to render them unlawful – literally changing the rules after the fact to try to bankrupt a political opponent.
Make no mistake: this has never happened before in modern British political history. In fact, you have to go back to 1641 to find its like.
That was the year Parliament passed a Bill of Attainder against the Earl of Strafford: a law written for one man, to punish one man for things that were not crimes when he did them. They went on to behead him on Tower Hill.
Even the MPs who voted for it knew it was a disgrace, and the country spent the next 50 years in civil war and revolution, seeking to ensure that Parliament could never again be used as a weapon against the individual.
This is the road Andy Burnham is now walking back down. It collapses the very concept of the rule of law. It collapses the legitimacy of this duly elected government.
There is a sacred, albeit unwritten, contract that underpins eight centuries of British constitutional liberty. It was sealed in Magna Carta in 1215: “No free man shall be seized or stripped of his possessions except by the lawful judgment of his peers and the law of the land.”
The law of the land – present tense. Not the law the Crown decides it would have liked to have had.
The law is a set of rules for citizens to live by, not a retroactive trapdoor sprung by Parliament to crush a political rival.
By weaponising Parliament to pass retrospective laws to bankrupt a political opponent, Andy Burnham is crossing a Rubicon. Changing the rules today to outlaw an action that was legal yesterday tears at the very fabric of the rule of law.
Labour’s attempt to apply retrospective legislation through amendments to the Representation of the People Bill – to render impermissible donations that were perfectly permissible when they were received – is an existential assault on parliamentary democracy.
Forget Labour’s propaganda about foreign influence and crypto. These donations are from British citizens, and not a penny was donated in crypto. These are smokescreens for this Labour government’s real agenda: to use raw legislative dominance to bankrupt its most threatening electoral insurgent.
Andy Burnham does not want you to decide who runs this country at the ballot box. He wants to weaponise Parliament to crush his opponents before you get the chance to do that.
Unlike America, Britain has no written constitution to protect us from a power-crazed prime minister. In practical terms, there are no bounds to what Parliament can do – no limit to what a power-crazed prime minister can do, so long as he has the MPs to back him.
If an incumbent government establishes the precedent that it can rewrite party-finance laws retrospectively to empty the bank accounts of an opposition party, Britain enters a new and terrifying paradigm.
Once the principle of legal certainty is sacrificed to naked partisan expediency, there is no stopping point. Politics ceases to be a contest of persuasion under reasonable and predictable rules. It becomes a game of raw power, in which the winner simply changes the laws to destroy the loser’s capacity to compete.
Parliament is sovereign, but that sovereignty was never intended to become an elective dictatorship that retroactively punishes political opponents.
If Parliament allows this mechanism to pass into law, it will not have saved democracy from money in politics. It will have demolished the very rule of law that keeps democracy alive.
Think of it this way: you drive down a road. The signs say 30 miles an hour. You’re clocked doing 29. The government then changes the limit to 20, backdates it to the day before you drove down that road and prosecutes you for speeding.
That is what Labour is now doing – except the stakes are far, far higher.
Consider where this leads. If retrospective law is acceptable when it targets Reform, it is acceptable when it targets anyone.
A future government could rule that the last decade of Labour’s trade-union donations was unlawful. It could rule that your membership of a party was itself an offence and backdate that offence to the day you joined.
The people cheering today would be the first to discover that a weapon, once built, does not care who holds it.
This is Britain: the country that faced down the Armada, Napoleon and Hitler rather than surrender these principles. Millions of British people laid down their lives to defend them.
If you want to live in a Britain in which your vote matters, please email your MP and tell them what you think of Labour’s attempt to break our democracy.
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Hi Admin I second this, and ask whether it is worthy of being bumped up the queue so cunters can give vent to their outrage before civil war breaks out?
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Two-Year, Two-Tier Justice
Except, there isn’t any justice yet as they still haven’t found the culprits.
This article in the Fail describes how the police have released footage of two men who may be responsible for the rape of a 13 year old girl in London.
The footage shows two curryheads walking down the street. They presumably correpond in some way with the victim’s description of her attackers.
But reading further, you will notice something a little odd… the crime was reported to police over 2 years ago. The culprits will probably be long gone by now, disappeared into the indian sub-continent.
I wonder why the police were too busy to deal with this more urgently and robustly at the time it actually happened… Perhaps they were dealing with the widespread protests after a demonic piece of shit, known as the Welsh choirboy, went on a murderous rampage against little girls at a dance class, followed by the government and media’s botched response. The government, the police and the courts had their work cut out briefing against, arresting, turbo convicting, and imprisoning the white protestors for such crimes as shouting at a police dog, mimicking prayer, and posting words online.
Unimportant crimes, such as the rape of a child by two stinking, foreign pædos were obviously being kicked into the long grass. Two years worth of long grass it seems, and counting.
Modern Britain: a corrupt and dangerous shithole full of scum.
https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16141971/Police-release-footage-two-men-girl-raped.html
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Test
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Hi Admin, can’t seem to post my nom…any ideas? I don’t think I’ve got any WordPress-unfriendly words in there.
Thanks.
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Tattoos
Fine on truck drivers, vetereans, hard ass bastards and a few other varieties (such as nut cases who I want to avoid).
The rest of the people who have them should stop wasting their money and start saving up to have them removed.
Nerdy, skinny idiots; women; boomers and Gen X wankers; cunts with zero personality. Nice looking birds who do this, it’s like putting bumper stickers on a Ferrari.
Ferfuxake, so many of you fucking cretins have them that it’s now become subversive to not have them. Having tattoos is the same as watching Coronation Street. And another case of blacking up by the way.
If you are privileged enough to have white skin, then show it.
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https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-worst-tattoo-fails/
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Macklemore and his fellow virtue signallers.
No never heard of this cunt either until this business with Ed Sheeran.
So this macklemoron, a (c)rap ‘artist’ (real name Benjamin Haggerty) used his backing act as an opportunity to bleat on about the palestinians, yeah, right on bro, very original.
The cunt was then dropped from the tour, and Sheeran’s backing band and various other cunts walked out in sympathy. Cue the likes of greta turdberg and that vacuous cunt paloma faith jumping on the bandwagon, the latter admitted that she says ‘free palestine’ to her kids every night.
The usual sanctimonious lefty cunts praised macklecunt as a man of principle, yada yada. I don’t recall hearing him or any of these other cunts expressing principles when the palestinians carried out their savagery on October 7th, nor do we hear any of them voicing outrage at the true genocides taking place in China, or Africa.
Turns out that macklecunt is also an advocate for gay rights. Would love to see him do a concert in gaza for palestinian gay rights. Given the rampant homophobia endemic amongst the palestinians, he’d be lucky to get an audience of zero, and would more likely end up in a prison cell, or in a ditch with a severed throat – well we can but hope. Not that the cunt would ever go there in the first place of course.
Also have to include a sub-cunting for Ed Sheeran, as he’s now apologised, instead of standing his ground. Now the pile on will get worse. As soon as you apologise to these hate-filled cunts, they will just keep coming back for more, so no sympathy for him when that happens.
Sorry admin, but I wasn’t able to post a link, but it’s a well known story, so I hope this will be posted.
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm780ll1de18o
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Earl Spencer is a cunt and needs to fuck off in a hurry.
This sanctimonious shit stirrer is obviously short of a few sheckles, so it’s time to dig up the ghost of his air brained gold digging sister and revive history’s most nauseating exhibition of mass emoting so that he can cash in on the upcoming thirty year anniversary of her head butting the steering column. And now he’s using the arrival of his pigshit thick nephew and race baiting wife to try and once again drive a crack down on freedom of speech because, as with all the royal spongers and aristocratic leeches, he doesn’t think they should have to be held to account for their actions whilst enjoying the privileges of lucratively funded public life.
Someone rid us of this troublesome toffee nosed grifting cunt.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwj3d7zrgvk1o
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Pensioners with Gayness.
Oddly individuals sexuality has never seemed to me to be a barrier to anything at all in our country..
Silly old me,what a naive cunt I am..
“As a 75-year-old lesbian, Mindy Meleyal has lived through every major milestone in the modern LGBT rights movement, from the start of decriminalisation in 1967 to the first same-sex marriages in 2014.
But now she says this important part of her identity is frequently overlooked due to her age.
She’s part of England’s older LGBTQ+ community, which a new report suggests often experiences poorer health, more limited finances and greater social isolation than the wider older population.
The report, from the Centre for Ageing Better, says without specialist support, this growing demographic could be forced “back into the closet” when accessing care, warning they may even delay getting the care they need because of concerns about homophobia”.
What the fuck is this?
Special treatment for the Gays?
Why not,every other mentalist group is at it..
“Norman Goodman, 75, came out as bisexual in his late 60s after the death of his wife Marilyn.
The couple never had children, and Norman now has no immediate family nearby to help him with things like hospital visits or housework.
He says his support system comes in the form of his partner Tony, and a group of friends and neighbours he refers to as his “chosen family”.
“I’m lucky, I’ve got great friends and great neighbours, and I know I can knock on somebody’s door day or night and I could get help,” he says.”
So what? Are they sure there is a national conspiracy against Gay?
“It’s important that you can go, that you think, ‘You know what, I could live there because I know the staffing, the ethics, the rules, everything about the place has been put together from an LGBTQ+ focus,'”
Here’s some news,you’re not special,not deserving of priority treatment nor worthy of anyone’s pity..
You are just whingeing cunts trying to leverage Gayness to your personal advantage.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c62e04wkj803o
Fuck off.
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Axel Rudakubana.
Here we are again..
“The 20-year-old is charged with the attempted grievous bodily harm of a prison officer at HMP Belmarsh, over allegedly throwing the boiling mix through the hatch in his cell door on 8 May last year.
He is also charged with two other assaults of prison officers, as well as possession of a knife or other offensive weapon while in prison.”
Perhaps this nomination is not about this vile cunt but could be more widely interpreted as a “lively” discussion about fetching back the death penalty for such subhuman trash..
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c6d79pzny7gjo
What sort of degenerate society allows such acts?
I say have done with cunts like this and the family that knows of it and hides it.
Burn them at the stake,live on BBC1.
In High Definition.
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small feaces?
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Cultural misunderstandings.
Along with the most recent ‘No be rapey ; rapey am BAD’ literature, .. maybe the U.K. govt. should have given the illegal and/or cray cray element another pamphlet labelled ‘Taking the bus in Britain’.
‘In Britain, when we wish to go to the library or the museum, ..we do NOT headbutt the bus driver, drag him out of his little cubby then steal the bus’.
Could’ve saved a whole slew of folk having to get their cars repaired on their own insurance .. Here’s what the good ol’ bbc had to say on the matter.
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c6vgylxz480ro
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The 5 min Youtube link, as ever, tells the story of the bbc’s vaguely described ‘man’ – one ali balhad , it is – of the violent neanderthalic cunt’s little public transport excursion 100x better…
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LAMay25n5es#
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Women who Bleph.
“Everyone made it out to be so easy, but my face felt like it was on fire and there was a horrible smell of burning skin,” says Nikita Morgan, as she describes her eyelid surgery.
She decided to get a blepharoplasty, or a “bleph”, removing skin from just above the eyes – after seeing videos about it on social media. Even though she was given a local anaesthetic, Nikita felt extreme pain.”
Is there no end to the appalling stupidity of these mad cunts and their Pound land plastic surgery?
Apparently not.
“Nikita, from Dublin, wanted to make her eyes more defined, but could not afford upper eyelid surgery in Ireland that she was told would cost more than €4,000 (£3,400).
Then the 31-year-old discovered on TikTok that she could get a bleph with Dutch company, Faceland for €750 (£650).
She described its clinic in Düsseldorf as “like a conveyor belt, just one in, one out constantly”.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9rk3rdp644mo
Dilapidated NHS Oven.
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Kemi’s Back to Work Card.
“The Conservatives have promised to prevent long-term jobless benefit claimants from spending their welfare payments on alcohol, cigarettes and gambling.
Under the party’s proposals, claimants who have been unemployed for more than six months would see their Universal Credit cut by 30% if they have not previously paid enough into the system, despite being able to work.
This reduced rate would be paid onto a “Back to Work” card, which would not allow cash withdrawals or spending on these items”.
Fucking nonsense.
An expensive lie,it would cost billions to introduce and administer,that’s before it tries to get past Tory MPs,most of whom would be rejected by the Lib Dems as too soppy.
This tired game of fag packet policies should have been discredited decades ago,but round and round these cunts go with their heads up their arses and hands out for more expenses.
“The Tories estimate the proposed changes would move about 350,000 claimants onto the lower rate of Universal Credit, saving around £538m a year.”
Would it fuck.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c920vy2jxle8o
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Every aspect of this story …
… is a cunt.
I don’t know where to start on this one. Most readers probably at some stage heard some variation of the urban-legend sounding story of .. ‘woman, thinks she’s home alone .. surprise party with friends & family all in hiding .. she gets out the jar of … peanut butter – maybe Pedigree Chum, who knows? .. plonks down on the couch, .. beckons over the family shih-tzu or Irish Wolfhound or whatever… applies the foodstuff to her front bottom … dog starts licking.. light’s suddenly switched on & everybody suddenly jumps out from their hiding place .. ‘Surprise’ … and THEY get as much of a surprise as she does .. ; and the story as passed around ends there, no further details.
Well .. ; Life imitating art, as such?
https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/florida-woman-arrested-sexual-activity-animal-september-2026/
What am I cunting? .. dunno, really .. her? .. maybe (utter)depravity in general? ..The fucking mugshot where she looks delighted with herself(for which a judge has lambasted her!) .. her friends who have started an online fundraiser? .. the husband(if it’s true he used the footage as a threatening device & held it over for 2 years)? … 🤷
She’s been arrested & charged with a felony, but not been convicted pending trial, so isac safety rules might mean ‘depravity in general’ might have to be the discussion. Under police questioning, the woman denied it was sexual, but on being told the video footage says otherwise, she lawyered up.
Anyone that might suggest something along the lines of ‘At least she wasn’t doing x, y or z which would be worse’ as some sort of mitigation , is missing the point.
What used to be big shock-factor old wives tales are now casual news stories … except on msm , which are swerving it, of course.
As usual, it’s the dog that has my sympathy. Pity, seeing as it’s Florida, an alligator didn’t mosey in, scare the dog off, and finish what he’d been made start …
If it would be no legal risk to the site, that mugshot is a shoo-in for the nom pic. She even looks pretty cray cray!
Yuk!
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@ADMINS, if I may, I have found a supporting potential header pic …
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQrojt9BuK6gYQ8oqQIVOCPXeyqAi7pwWDpU3G9gVncBZclBppaEStIBe8&s=10
… it`s quite safe as the dog`s face has been blurred to avoid embarrassment.
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Arrogance rewarded via ludicrous legal dispensation ..
..is a cunt.
If I were to sum this nommed situation up with a single emoji, it’d be this one : 🤪
Cunt, 36, male. Up on charges of possessing a large collection of scumbag pics ‘n’ vids (circa 1,600 / 84) in three separate devices, so no ‘accident’ (as if, anyways!) …. the kind of pics/vids he might have gotten from gary glitter or huw edwards, right, …
First appearance before a judge on the matter?
Cheeky enough to ask his address be witheld ‘to keep him safe due to the nature of his crimes’ which isn’t his right in this case, but was granted by the judge anyways … bad enough, .. but merely an appetizer for the real humdinger.
You see, the judge ordered this cunts passport be confiscated/surrendered in order for him to stay out on bail now that he’s going to trial. Then his defence-cunt I mean lawyer .. piped-up with the following ..
He had the fucking AUDACITY to bring up that the man had a “previously arranged holiday” booked for 9-19 October. (A holiday booked *since* his arrest, which the article doesn’t mention btw).
And instead of saying ‘Tough shit, creepo’.. ;
The judge ordered that his passport be returned by the cops TO the accused on October 8th but that he “must return it to Sligo Garda Station on October 20th”.
Then – IF the cunt comes back, his case is due November 26.
Think about it. Condition of ongoing bail? .. passport confiscated … which is done to prevent a cunt leaving the country and/or fleeing, presumably. But this guy can HAVE IT BACK for nigh-on two weeks in the meantime specifically so he can go abroad, destination undisclosed & unrequested by the looks of it.
While out on bail for serious charges.
Did the fact his daddy is a retired judge have any bearing? Who knows.
It’s utterly-daft cuntery either way.
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Here’s the link for the above, Admin .. I’m putting it in separately in case the description gets it auto-moderated.
https://www.leitrimobserver.ie/news/retired-leitrim-judges-son-charged-over-child-sexual-abuse-images-and-videos-9090337?dicbo=v2-cJJagYe
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Nadia Hussein
The former BBC favourite and Great British Bake Off winner, although we all know it was fixed, has been showing her true colours now that she has been fired off from the BBC and thereby lost her lucrative and cushy living.
I think she was first exposed as a baking fraud when Buckingham Palace asked her to bake a cake for our late Queen’s Diamond Jubilee. A purple edifice resembling the leaning tower of Pisa was probably not what they were expecting.
More recently She has been whinging that she was never paid as much as white presenters, I am bloody sure that is not true. In addition she was not allowed to portray herself as a “true Muslim”. I guess that means presenting her bloody awful cooking programmes in a Burka. Imagine the viewing figures for that, although it might have appealed to a certain demographic.
She has also been critical of the ginger songster, Ed Sheeran, for shedding “white tears” over his problems with his support bands on his U.S. tour. Apparently he has been receiving death threats for espousing the most moderate of support for Israel.
Nadia Hussein, the Jason Arday of cooking shows, has spoofed a bloody good living for the last 10 years, it is now over unless she can get a show on Al-Jezzera. Get over it and be thankful for the fact you got away with it for so long.
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Seconded Wanksock.
This leech didn’t object to white BBC gifting her a TV show, or thousands of white folk watching said shite TV show, did she?
Fucking bitch.
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Admin – I tried to link to an article in today’s Daily Telegraph but I don’t think I have been successful.
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If ADMINS permit, allow me to furnish you with said link, Wanksock …
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/09/24/what-happened-to-nadiya-hussain/
Also, I`d like to strenuously second this righteous cunting of this disgusting piece of Muslim filth.
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Sarah had a little lamb
And so did Rose and Rosa.
These three “activists “, who go under the banner of Animal Rising ( Rose is the director, what a surprise ) stole three lambs from Appleton Farm on the Kings Sandringham estate.
Having transported them to a sanctuary, they travelled to Windsor Castle to inform the authorities of their crime.
They have been found guilty of theft, following a jury trial, and sentenced to the usual community service.
They have expressed disappointment at the verdict, saying that the King would have consented to the rescue and the lambs deserve the chance of a long life .
Let me ask these halfwits, how do you know they wouldn’t have had one where they were?
Also, are you aware that, as convicted criminals, your job prospects have just shrunk? Or are Mommeh and Daddeh going to fund you until you marry a rich man?
Words fail me, so have at it.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckj0639455rro
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The latest Ed Sheeran circus.
As regulars here know, I am no fan of Ed Sheercunt. I have no time for the Ginger Gargoyle as a person and even less time for his music.
I am also quite pleased that he is finally facing a backlash. Let’s face it, he has had one coming now for years.
However, the way this backlash has started and who is behind it is pretty laughable and sickening at the same time.
The Ginger Gremlin has – in some way – offended the looney left and the pro Palestinian cunts. And, I even less time for them than I have for Sheercunt.
I have no love for the bloke. But to be lectured and preached at by a has been knickerless pisspot crabs dispenser like Charlotte Church, or that horse faced hijab fucking cunt who has plagued us ever since she was given – sorry – won Bake Off must stick in Ed’s throat.
Mind you, it is hard to feel any sympathy for the cunt. Like JK Rowling before him, Sheercunt has cosied up to the looney left on more than one occasion in the past. And, like Rowling, they have turned round and given him a mighty savaging.
Also, he has no guts, never has had any. He has more money than these fuckers will ever see. Ed should legally and publicly humiliate and destroy Church and that Nadiya slag. He can afford the best and most ruthless lawyers. But, I dare say he will roll over and try to appease the leftist scum and these obsolete media whores and hypocrites. A superstar (whether we like him or not) being dictated to by Charlotte fucking Church?! A used up Welsh alcoholic slag?I mean, what the fuck?!
And, the wanking over this by the media is typical. ‘Ed Sheeran loses half a million followers’.
All followers do is follow, they are bloody useless. If he’d lost half a million record sales or half a million on cash, then it would be something. But social media mongs are fuck all, they are nothing.
It is high time Sheercunt had a backlash (same goes for Taylor bloody Swift). But, I don’t think he will fight back, because of who is behind it and he’ll want to – for some strange reason – get back in favour with the leftist turds.
So, I suppose he deserves everything he gets.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cj207y2xp65ko
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Ultimate Frisbee Beach Challenge.
Was walking along Bournemouth prom a few weeks ago and saw this load of tosh. Loads of different teams taking part, wearing team clothing with their name and number on the back. A load of tossers running around and chucking a frisbee about, with a cunt of a coach (yes for a frisbee game) shouting from the side lines, and all of them becoming almost orgasmic when they scored a point.
To make it even more laughable, there was a three page laminated sheet attached to the railings, which was a risk assessment for this pile of wank. The risk being the hazard of being hit by a flying object – yes really.
Back in the 70’s as teenagers, we might go to the park and chuck a frisbee about, although even then, I thought it was a bit cuntish, but to turn this into a sport? Even worse than that other crap sport, beach volleyball.
https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=beach+frisbee+game+bournemouth+beach&qpvt=beach+frisbee+game+bournemouth+beach&form=IGRE&first=1
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This ere bar needs a cunting.
https://www.spiked-online.com/2026/09/24/that-lesbian-covid-conscious-bar-is-beyond-a-satirists-wildest-dreams/
Seems some sexually confused types set up a safe place type bar for other sexually confused folk and as part of this the bar was COVID safe(you know where I’m going with this don’t you.)
Yep masks, you had to wear them to go in seems the end of the Wuhan sniffle never arrived in the safe bar for sexually confused folk.
Well shocker said bar started losing money, one of the partners left to join a clown school (no I’m not joking here) the other is running around doing lots of jobs to help fund bills and comes up with the idea of relaxing the mask rules.
Well we can’t have sanity and the customers, the few not spending enough to cover the bills then lose their shit. Cue social media shit storm and vast amounts of abuse as the very idea of unmasking is on a par with murder or misuse of pronouns or some shit.
Anyway watching the left eat themselves was hilarious and amused me, were I planning a trip to America I’d pop in but fear it’ll be closed by the time I get there.
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Carefully hidden Racism in alternative music.
“Growing up in Wolverhampton, Stephanie Phillips says she was initially pretty much into the same chart music as her friends.
But alongside TLC, Aaliyah and Destiny’s Child, she developed a passion for rock, indie and punk.
“It was music that meant a lot to me as someone who was very shy and needed an outlet,” she said. Yet she felt compelled to keep that passion hidden.
“There was always this idea that black people weren’t really into alternative music, or punk,” the musician, journalist and author told the BBC.
“When I first got into alternative music I felt like I was betraying my race, and had to keep my love of rock practically secret,” she writes in her new book.”
“Black recalled that a famous 1980 photograph of her alongside Debbie Harry, Poly Styrene of X-Ray Spex and other leading female artists, featured on the cover of New Music News magazine, was billed as representing “the women in rock”.
“And I suppose they needed a couple of black women in there as well,” she said.
“But it was interesting they couldn’t put one woman on the cover.”…
Even today, Phillips argues black artists were often forgotten, overlooked or deliberately excluded.
She cites Nova Twins, who took out a bank loan to record their debut album which received rave reviews but they still struggled to find a label, she said.
The issue is personal, she added, recalling the challenges of securing support for Big Joanie’s early releases.
“You do have to work harder. It can be exhausting.”…
Yes it’s vital that this immense conspiracy to suppress blek music is exposed and artistes compensated for this hideous outrage..
Or maybe it’s all in your head luv because you are a mental and your music was shit?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckrerpx4wz7xo
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The Dormeo Octasmart Memory Fresh Mattress Topper These foam replacement mattresses have been punted around for a decade or two mainly on the telly and the proposition usually includes a fifty day money back guarantee and a running permanent discount. No I take that back – a special online offer now includes a 200 day sleep trial – if you don’t like it return it ….so how does that work? Ah well it is very well hidden in the blurb but the punter has to pay return carriage of £45 and the mattress must be as new and in its original packaging. If the mattress is accepted then the carriage is deducted from the lucre you have paid before you get your money back.
Now on to online reviews. As has happened to an old character of my acquaintance it appears that Dormeo or their agents do not sterilise the returned bedding before reselling it hence the tight coiled black pubic hairs embedded in his cover. Nice.
A typical review from TrustPilot May 10, 2026. Note the recycling.
“I just this product but it on a bed i definitely not the bestt…
I just this product but it on a bed it was fine after a few weeks of using it noticed mattress and pillow started to come apart had a look inside both and was disgusted to see that was made up bits of old material the mattress springs if you can call them that were degraded and not looking that good the pillow was just full of bits and material left over definitely would never use or buy again”
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