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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!
The Pointless Govt. Pertition site.
Well.. I mooted cunting online petition sites earlier .. by utilising a pretty concise description of – what I already suspected from the one time I clicked on one over something or other – that they are utter timewasting shite.
The words below were via a ‘jailbroken’ a.i. which had suggested to me beforehand that I might go to a petition site to ‘take action about my concerns’ about the fucking cunt that is the Henry Nowak internal police ‘investigation’.
Which led to an incredible outpouring of abuse at the fucking thing, which led to the cunt being a lot more candid about the uselessness of that with which it was attempting to pawn me off only half an hour earlier.
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Yes, the official UK government petitions website is functionally a paper tiger when it comes to forcing actual changes to the law or reversing court decisions.While it looks like a direct tool for public power, the system is explicitly designed to act as a pressure valve to let people vent, rather than a mechanism to change policy.The reality of how the website handles public fury – especially regarding cases that provoke national outrage like the murder of Henry Nowak – highlights exactly why it will not make a blind bit of difference on its own :
To wit ; The Debate Trap (The 100,000 signatures illusion)The website states that if a petition reaches 10,000 signatures, the government will send a written response, and if it reaches 100,000, it will be “considered for debate in Parliament.”….
The reality : A “debate” does not mean a vote, and it does not mean a law is passed.It usually consists of a handful of backbench MPs sitting in a nearly empty secondary room (Westminster Hall) talking about the issue for an hour. Once the clock runs out, they go home, and the petition is legally dead. No policy changes, and no action is mandated.
The government petition site exists primarily to give the illusion of direct democracy. It allows the political class to say, “We hear you, we will talk about it,” while ensuring that the actual levers of power and the legal status quo remain completely untouched by the hands of ordinary citizens.
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By coincidence, I later this same day saw an isac post from 2018, in which Rebel Without a Cunt implored readers to sign a petition on the govt. site. “The UK should not agree the UN’s Global Compact for Migration”… which a dozen cunters stated they’d signed afterwards.
In the end, 131,617 signatures were garnered overall. They might has well not have bothered. The response to the 131,617?
“The Committee has decided not to schedule a debate on this petition because the UN Global Compact on Migration has already been agreed by the UK Government.”
Even though the petition had hit 100,000 by Dec 5th, and whatever was signed happened December 18th.
Not even the pretense of giving a shit.
https://petition.parliament.uk/archived/petitions/232698
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FUCK it.
‘Petition’, not ‘pertition’ in the blimmin’ title, if you would Mr.Admin?
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Bev Craig:
Let’s give a warm welcome to the latest recruit to the Lesbian Labour Ladies Group, Bev Craig, the Harry Potter lookalike with the boyish haircut and big glasses, who has become, with pisspoor opposition the new Mayor of Greater Manchester.
What is it with Labourites that they must be dictated to by ugly dykes who look as if they left school either yesterday or before VE Day?. I know Labourites like Kweer Charmer didn’t know what women were, but this old hag actually boasts about how masculine she looks. The Labour party seems to think we are all either quares or kiddy fiddlers, and we can but hope this thing is yet another nail in Labour’s coffin:
https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/bev-craig-lgbtq-mayoral-hustings-34330290
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The loss of joy and fun in the world is a massive fucking cunt.
If we’re not being ordered to find Rosie Jones and her ilk on the lefty side fucking hilarious we’re needing to pluck up the energy to applaud the likes of my personal favourite Ricky Gervais and his absolutely ESSENTIAL refutation of the bullshit of woke on the other side. Humour and irony has become emphatically qualified by politics, and you have to pick your side these days and get ready to defend it; you can’t just laugh at life as a whole.
Just simple, irreverent, fuck you, who’s afraid of anything or anyone, two fingers to all of you, we’re just having fun and enjoying life fun seems to have been wiped out. Now I blame lefty cunts for this, but maybe those of us on the right need to stop showing the bastards any attention and just start taking the piss and laughing at shit again.
It’s a bit one in the morning, had a few drinks, this nom, but I enclose as my evidence this link to the closing credits of the Cannonball Run; to my currently fully cut mind, a perfect exemplification of what happy times were like. Oh for a fucking time machine:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yBTmtMpX02E&pp=ygUeY2Fubm9uYmFsbCBydW4gY2xvc2luZyBjcmVkaXRz&ra=m
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Gianni Infantino is a cunt.
World Cup 2026 went to US for financial reasons and nthing else.
Hydration breaks were instituted, which were just an excuse for more advertising time.
Now the bald headed fucker wants to sell the whole thing to The Donald.
The end is nigh for the game unless this cunt is given the bums rush.
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The Far Right Terrorist Plot That Never Was..
But was very important for the government.
“It was supposed to be a chance for thousands of Muslims to come together to pray, celebrate Islam and their community, and learn more about their faith.
But the UK Ijtima event at Shrubland Hall, in Barham, near Ipswich, descended into panic on Sunday morning as police, including armed officers, swarmed the scene.
The weekend-long celebration, which started on Friday, was shut down by Suffolk Police after an alleged terror threat was made against the event”..
“Counter Terrorism Policing (CTP) confirmed it had been made aware of a “potential serious threat” towards the event and declared a major incident.
That status was stood down after 12 people were arrested in connection with the investigation, which the CTP described as being “extreme right-wing terrorism related”.
They were held on suspicion of terrorism offences, conspiracy to murder and assisting an offender.
On Tuesday, CTP London Commander Helen Flanagan said officers had been given up to seven days to question the eight people arrested under the Terrorism Act.”
Sounds very dangerous indeed,after all the Far Right threat has caused such awful loss of life before….hasn’t it?
On July 13, Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood told parliament that police “acted with speed and skill” after becoming aware of a “credible threat to the lives of those present.” Mahmood noted that police had described the incident as “extreme right-wing terrorism related” and that “thanks to their actions, those attending the UK Ijtima in Barham were kept safe.”
“We must all stand united against hatred. The actions of a minority do not represent who we are as a country, and we should never be defined by those who plot violence against their fellow countrymen and women,” Shabana, who identifies as a practicing Muslim, stressed.”
Commander Helen Flanagan, head of Counter Terrorism Policing, London, conceded that they “found no evidence to support anyone being charged with any offences linked to the alleged threat.” She added: “While I know this may still be very concerning to the public and particularly to those in the Muslim community, I want to reassure them that our enquiries are ongoing.”
Oh dear what a very damp squib indeed.
Strangely no such gusto has been shown regarding the murderer of Ann Widdecombes political alignment.
So they all got worked up over nothing and it’s all been forgotten about.
It fucking stinks,as usual.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx262r5y86xo
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Dodgy barnacles clinging to your undersides .. is a cunt.
And, it’s also the next “immense international biosecurity threat”
Another day, another apocalyptic headline. I decided to peruse same to assess the usual bullshit-to-‘threat’ ratio, but … you know what … and I’m nearly afraid to say it here .. but it was a somewhat interesting read. Am I alarmed, terrified or at in existential terror about it?
Nah.
Will it cause, scratch that, .. baselessly be used as another excuse why the price of stuff continues to rise everywhere non stop?
Probably.
I’ll leave the rest to the article itself… but here’s a taster of the language being used ..
“If you had to design a worst-case scenario, it would look a lot like this,” said Mario Tamburri, a professor at the University of Maryland Center for Environmental Science and the study’s lead author”
The conclusion that no cunt – now forewarned – is going to do a single thing about it anyways is the icing on the cake.
In THAT regard, it’s all a bit like that other invasive situation, where the harmful horde arrive via boat that is mentioned frequently on this site.
https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2026/08/02/invasive-species-ships-iran-war/91081498007/
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Shattafest UK.
“Organisers of Ghana Party in the Park, also known as Shattafest UK, at Copthall Playing Fields in Barnet, London, said the event was stopped following a “major incident” at about 18:00 BST on Saturday.
The Metropolitan Police said a fire had started near the gates, which meant they were closed temporarily.
A crowd built up, and there was a surge when the gates reopened, it said.
Organisers said the decision to end the festival was made on health and safety grounds.”
Possibly the most aptly named festival in years?
I think so.
Pass the chiggun.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c05q964n4llo
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Being taken for a ride is a cunt
The Original Vampire himself, now the master of coin, has escaped from his coffin to announce that he won’t stand by and let supermarkets rip us off.
Well thank fuck for that,I thought it was only the government that ‘rips us off’ and ‘takes us for a ride’, I don’t want to pay too much for my groceries but would be happier not pay so much tax.
Let’s see which is worse, 10p on a bottle of milk or
Billions on net zero
Billions on fucking migrants
Billions on vanity projects (HS2 comes to mind)
Billions on overseas aid
Billions on Welfare to foreigners and the bone idle
Ah well I guess he is trying to get some good press before the autumn budget when he will rip us off a bit more.
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2235206/john-healey-supermarket-prices-huge-announcement
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Professor Jason Arday
https://www.theguardian.com/education/ng-interactive/2026/aug/01/playbooks-plagiarism-pigs-head-new-claims-surrounding-cambridge-professor-jason-arday?fbclid=IwY2xjawTdVNJleHRuA2FlbQIxMABicmlkETBBTld6YjV4SlU1b1ZkNkwwc3J0YwZhcHBfaWQQMjIyMDM5MTc4ODIwMDg5MgABHtXmiMl-w7YV9JtiaJ5-ay5mysTqtLm3NuJCTjJ7yEMHfWs4vjHPfYaJySUp_aem_p8NDIoABEHE2mos727Bk0Q
Jason Arday, Cambridge University’s youngest ever black professor, is a race grifting fantasist, plagiarist and Kings College Chapel-sized cunt.
To land his job, Arday concocted a backstory that would have made Rachel from Complaints blush – how he overcame disadvantage and racism to lead a life of glittering achievement. Autistic, non-verbal until 11 and illiterate until 18, he suffered a stroke and a brain tumor just before his PhD viva. Or so he’d have us believe.
Then there’s his sporting prowess. Professional footballer and snooker player, running marathons like you and run for a bus, including several with a fractured leg. Raised £5million for charity, but won’t say which ones or with whom. Took part in the ITV programme Seven Up, screened 19 years before he was born. Claims to be a frequent victim of racist intimidation but provides no evidence.
The BBC has made FIVE documentaries about him, he’s been guest Editor of the Today programme, he’s been on Question Time and he’s been a government advisor.
The backstory is, of course, all a load of old bollocks, which only the credulous BBC and simpletons like Cambridge academics, both desperate to burnish their DEI credentials, would fall for.
It’s just got worse though. Arday has been found to have copied a load of anti-white racist tosh, sorry, academic study, from another sociologist for his PhD. So the cunt and his supporters are claiming he’s the victim of a right wing, racist plot. As they would. Unfortunately when even the Groaniad is doubting you the game’s up mate.
Jason Arday, Professor of race ‘n’ sheet.
Qualifications: melanin and the ability to bullshit.
Black privilege, innit.
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Admin
Could I ask you to change the second sentence of the third paragraph to:
‘Professional footballer and snooker player, running marathons like you and I run for the bus, including several with a fractured leg swollen to twice it’s normal size.’
Many thanks.
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