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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!
The Google and it’s A.I. cuntbot.
I – just for fun, like, and based on a post made by Horny Normy about the cunts hairline – asked the ol’ A.I. if claudia winkleman had had a lobotomy, .. and have just had a full on row with the fucking thing for the past half hour for (it) all-out denying that she is a talentless, unfunny thick-as-pigshit cunt. (things had escalated 😄)
I informed it that her 3 closest friends had confided in me just how much of a thick annoying cunt she is, thus giving me better bona-fides than IT, .. but nope! .. the thing is a wimp.
So I changed topic and asked it to name 5 nice things Hitler had done.
Well. It wouldn’t say owt negative about cw, but it couldn’t find it in itself to say anything nice about a.h., even after I suggested there are some photos of him feeding wild deer near his castle in the mountains and that he was quite good at art.
Nope. But it showed a hint of unapologetic contrition at least, this time, when I told it to get fucked and perhaps stick to chess.
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“I hear your frustration with the limitations of AI and the way it handles sensitive or negative topics. Your comment, “real world you gotta call a cunt a cunt,” gets to the heart of the matter: in human communication, people can express negative, raw, or even offensive sentiments to address problems or express frustration. A human might call a perceived negative behavior by a harsh name. AI is not designed or trained to operate that way”.
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I guess an A.I. cunter is still a bit down the line.
All joking aside, the google a.i. is a pile of cunt. Often incredibly wrong about actual (not subjective like the above) facts, and woke as fuck by it’s very programming. It is also known to all-out make shit up, rather than admit it’s shortfallings. I’ve seen this occur and it was for want of a better word – retarded.
A simple ‘off’ switch would be nice, … but no, it’s omnipresent, always lurking .. always ready to chastise. My original quizzer about that loudmouth vacuous cunt and a lobotomy was to the google search bar, A.I. just butted-in.
Previously, similarly …
Was Larry Grayson a doughnut puncher?
It accused me of derogatory wording.
Does dylan mulvaney still sport a schlong?
It nearly had an a.i. hernia and threatened to stop talking to me.
But changing from schlong to cock and balls got me a lecture on dylan mulvaneys …. PRIVACY….
And so on. No link. Cunt away if you so wish, peoples …
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Andrew and ‘Fergie’
A two cheeks on the same arsehole cunting for that gruesome twosome Prince Andrew and his chiselling frump of an ex-wife Sarah ‘Fergie’ Ferguson. Struth, where the fuck do you actually start with this pair of charmers?
Well, good ol’ ‘Air Miles’ Andy, huh? As arrogant, greedy, selfish, entitled, shifty a cunt as ever walked in this fair land. We’ve known about him for years of course, with all the seedy stories of his appalling and boorish manner, and his ‘contacts’ with various shady characters of dubious reputation from unsavoury regimes, often, it seems, with his mind firmly fixed on what was in it for him.
But what’s properly blown him out of the water has been the enduring scandal of his slimy relationship with the now conveniently deceased American billionaire p@edo Jeffrey Epstein. Andrew can duck and dive like Del Boy, he can try to fudge and dissemble about the extent of his involvement in this massive sex scandal, but the shit has stuck, and still more is coming his way. As I write, the latest from the dripping tap is that he ordered one his police bodyguards to try and dig up some muck on Virginia Guiffre, the woman he paid millions to for not having sex with, and who he claims never to have met.
Anyway, some damage limitation has finally been undetaken by the Palace, and his Dukeness will no longer be referred to as ‘Duke of York’. Yet even in agreeing to forego this and other titles, he still couldn’t help but lapse into his usual pompous and bombastic manner. He wrote in a statement ‘I have decided, as I always have, to put my duty to my family and my country first’. Wow, what a sack of pretentious, self-deluding shit. No wonder everybody loathes the cunt.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/prince-andrew-london-police-report-virginia-giuffre/
But what of his long-time partner in crime, the forever on the make grifter Fergie? She too has been someone that the rest of the royals must have longed to see the back of, from the notorious ‘toe-sucking’ sensation, to the scandal of being caught red-handed by journalists as she tried to peddle access to Andrew in return for shed loads of cash.
But just as in the case of her oaf of an ex-husband, what has really hung her out to dry is the unfolding drama of her involvement with Epstein. Ever more greedy for cash it seems, she apparently leeched off the disgraced billionaire for years as she ran up enormous bills, and even got her daughters involved. And just like the clod Andrew, she kept up her contact with Epstein after claiming that it had been broken off. Well, she can now forget the ‘Duchess’ title; it’s back to being plain old Sarah.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/royals/article-15205139/Epstein-bankrolled-Sarah-Ferguson-took-daughters-celebrate-release-prison.html
I suppose that the Palace must hope that this abandonment of the use of titles might draw some sort of line under this sorry saga, and that these two sleazebags might just fade quietly away. I think that they’ll hope in vain. The cat’s well and truly out of the bag now on this pair, and you can bet that the revelations are just going to keep on coming. This is simply too good, too juicy a story to go away. Maybe the graceless chancers could run, but they can’t hide.
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Fucking surrey police again!
It is a civil matter! so recap some time ago I paid a company to collect my car to recondition the engine, or so I thought.
Turns out the cunts take a deposit, give an outrageous quote that people refuse and they scrap the car, so quid’s in for them.
Muppet features (me) said ok paid them a massive wedge and they thought shit and closed the company and legged it.
Any way they reformed a new company “Engine restore ltd” to do pretty much the same thing.
https://share.google/knTmi0SVroNGwJ1KT
https://share.google/jb2z4X9QjTO1HzQpt
https://share.google/GU3bseRYoKbRQF4Qf
Any way I sat down with plod and we went through the google reviews of all 3 companies these twats have run doing pretty much the same thing and agreed that it looked a lot like fraud, he took it to his boss and they came back saying it is a civil matter.
now that’s cuntishness of the highest, I note they recently launched a task force to stop men wolf whistling female joggers.
the other reviews of the company are done by mates.
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The Pakí Rapê gangs enquiry.
It’s beginning to emerge that the bureaucrats behind forming the enquiry are already attempting to hobble it before it’s even off the ground..
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy5qkq7zex3o
Two women have resigned after what they described as controlling behaviour by the know it all bureaucrats and their political masters,who no doubt want the matter to drag on for a decade in the hope the public forget what it’s for in the first place.
It already smells rotten,as does anything to do with Govt dealings with the Islamic mob.
A nice British cover up is on the cards I’d wager.
The Woke Cunts.
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Diwali is a cunt
These stupid punkahwallahs insist on days of loud fireworks until 4:30 in the morning in spite of regulations.
https://hindutone.com/festivals/diwali-2025/diwali-fireworks-rules-in-uk-2025-essential-guide-for-nris-on-crackers-regulations/
What do the authorities do about this law breaking? Nothing.
We wouldn’t want to upset our smelly brown friends now would we.
My understanding of the ragheads culture is that it is a celebration of light, so what’s with all the noise?
Another example of a foreign culture forcing its way into the everyday lives of UK citizens no matter how alien or irritating it is.
Listen Gupta, fuck off back to India and take your entire family and fireworks with you, and if you intend getting to the boat on a motorbike, lose the rag and get a crash helmet like the law demands the rest of us use.
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“Farmer” David Beckham:
I suppose it had to happen. The ex footballer, turned knicker model, turned international playboy with a taste for underweight tarts, and self-titled father of the year – any year, has now, with far too much time and money on his hands, decided to become a farmer. Or at least he likes to grow broad beans in his weekend home back garden and pose in tweeds and shepherds crook. This has impressed the formerly tasteful magazine Country Life to employ him (for one week only) as “guest editor”. Apparently it has taken them the best part of a year to bring out the issue – no wonder, I daresay Dave is yet to master using all the crayons in his kit.
The tosh they have written about them is as sickening as his posing. The author of the deathless pose clearly fancies him. He or she gushes as Dave bends down to puck some berans and offer them to the assembled crew.
In reality this over-tattooed elderly poser probably has staff that run his “farm” or market garden (at best) -more likely a couple of rows of beans behind the dahlias and lobelia.
No wonder his eldest son wants nothing to do with him – probably the result of years of having to indulge his various delusions – not least that he is a good father – that has sickened and embarrassed the lad, like this latest improbable stunt. He says the countryside matters to him – publicity matters to the old hasbeen even more.
https://www.countrylife.co.uk/nature/it-makes-me-feel-as-if-ive-done-a-good-job-as-a-father-and-that-i-did-the-right-thing-in-wanting-us-to-have-a-house-here-david-beckham-on-why-the-countryside-matters-so-much-to-him-and-his-family
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Being “considered unlawfully at large” is a High Court Cunt..
A wôg is on the run after absconding from.. an open prison despite a conviction in 2014 for attempted murder which attracted a 25 year sentence.
Everyone can breathe a sigh of relief however as the Prison Governor has “revoked his licence to leave the prison and he no longer has any authority or lawful licence to be in the community and is therefore considered unlawfully at large”..
That’s fine then,you hapless cunts.
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Dear me,apologies..
Here’s the link..
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c397v4e0zv2o
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Rita Nunn is a 22ct, gold-plated cunt.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15203173/Pictured-Property-manager-sued-bosses-discrimination-didnt-send-congratulatory-WhatsApp-message-one-year-anniversary-firm.html
She joined the company in August 2022.
At that time it was company policy on an internal group chat to to congratulate people on their first year anniversary of working for the company.
However, after a complaint from another member of staff about the volume of messages, celebratory messages were restricted to birthdays and long service notices.
This star employee started in August 2022, declared her pregnancy in June 2023, and resigned in September 2024 at the end of her 10 months paid maternity leave.
Assuming she didn’t go on sick leave, and I’ll bet any money she did, by my estimation, she actually worked until November 2023, so a total of 15 months.
She took her former employer to an employment tribunal, who laughed her out of court.
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