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LET’S GET CUNTING!
JAWS
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-68909513
Again, I`m not nominating sharks for a cunting – they just do what they do.
To steal a quote from Jaws: “All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that’s all.”
No, I`m cunting the morons who knowingly (or cretinously) enter shark-infested waters and then get bits bitten off. The ones that don`t have the common decency to be entirely consumed, that is.
In any case, it`s easy to avoid shark attacks. Here are a few ideas – maybe YOU can do better? …
■ Stay dry: Sharks only attack people who are wet.
■ Dress up as a shark: They`re thick and won`t notice you.
■ Learn to read: That sign over there says Sharks – stay out of the water.
I`ll leave you with a final quote: “You`re going to need a bigger boat.”
(Said the French coast guard to the intended migrants).
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