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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!
The Environmental Agency are cunts.
Paul Powlesland is the leader of a group of volunteers called the River Roding Trust.
https://futurism.com/science-energy/volunteer-investigation-cleaning-polluted-river-prison
Over a 10-day period, they cleared 200 bags of rubbish from a creek called Alders Brook. The EA has now sent Paul a notice informing him that he is under investigation for ” permitting and waste offences “, which could result in a 2 year prison sentence, if successfully prosecuted.
The EAs main complaint appears to be that the dredging was significant enough that it constitutes a flood risk.
Let me get this right. Ignoring numerous requests over a period of years for a clean up, and allowing the dumping of billions of litres of sewage by Thames Water and waste by fly-tipping criminals didn’t constitute a flood risk, but a 10-day clean up by volunteers did?
It’s true that no good deed goes unpunished, isn’t it? Especially by jobsworthy cunts ( looking at you, EA ).
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Reassuring The Public
Have long puzzled at the lack of Old Bill when you need them. Rapid response times for traditional crimes? I hear you laugh – these days you have to post hurty words online to get that. Perhaps the thin blue line is now so stretched it has become invisible. So what does the policing of major events tell us. Eg the Ann Widdecombe murder. After the event the scene is crawling with Old Bill and their vehicles all standing prominently with arms akimbo in bright yellow high viz anti-stab gear. Poised in the act of nabbing villains or at least issuing parking tickets? Not really – they are posed under orders to reassure the public.
So stop quaking in your beds and be reassured people. Fear not the flood of perverts, psychos and career crims out on early release. Stop and share a joke with the latest grinning tableau of Old Bill at your local crime scene. Why not take a selfie with them. Capture for eternity all those flowers and cuddly toys and be reassured – Old Bill is at a photo opportunity near you.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-london-41078767
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4gygp4pk31o
Danger tourists are arrogant cunts. We are supposed to feel sorry for two middle class western wankers who embark on a self-indulgent look at me road trip from Europe to Australia, and think it’ll be clever to pass through Iran en route – one of the most dangerous countries in the world governed by homocidal theocratic psychopaths with an emphatically declared genocidal hatred of the west. These pricks no doubt thought it would all be fine, might even prove that all this hype about a country that’s run as an Islamic theocracy is actually full of warm, cuddly, bearded teddy bears. So what happens? They get banged up accused of being western spies. Surprise surprise! And now they, and their family, want to complicate the diplomatic chaos of the Iranian war with pleas for their release. How do they think a death obsessed fanatical Abdullah, who thinks nothing of murdering thousands of his own citizens, is going to respond to that? Take pity on them? Or see this as a bargaining chip with the weak and sentimental infidel?
No sorry, fuck em. You choose to flaunt all of the very clearly stated warnings in favour of a vanity project that is no doubt also motivated by some soppy middle class lefty determination to show what lovely people the carpet kissers are, you fucking deal with it when you get banged up in a filthy medieval prison cell and are left to the mercy of your cuddly tormentors.
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Wimminz athletics.
Apparently, new guidelines are being put in place for television coverage of wimminz athletes.
Broadcasters are being advised on how to show more sympathetic angles of female competitors so as not to sexualise their movements.
Because we all remember knocking one out over Fatima Whitbread, eh fellas?
All joking aside, it’s apparently very serious and can lead to…
Yep, you’ve got it.
“serious long-term effects on athlete’s mental health.”
Oh dear.
Well let me put your minds at rest my lovelies.
I’ve yet to come across a single doable female track and field athlete, so I wouldn’t worry your ‘pretty’ little heads about it.
If I want images of some young girl in her gym kit, I’ll ask one of my local park key taxi drivers.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/athletics/articles/cvgj55npzdzo
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The Deportation of Shabir Ahmed.
Dear oh dear,yet another British Panto where the only “people” laughing are foreigners..
“Pakistan is resisting attempts by the UK government to deport a freed ringleader of a Rochdale grooming gang.
Tahir Andrabi, a spokesman for Pakistan’s Ministry of Foreign Affairs, told the BBC that Shabir Ahmed must be dealt with in accordance with UK laws and the government of Pakistan has “no connection whatsoever with this matter”.
Both the Home Secretary and our next Great Leader have proposed deportation for the Ahmed cunt..
Unsurprisingly “The Home Office has acknowledged that Ahmed’s removal depends on Pakistan accepting him”.
Perhaps another Muslim state would like to take the cunt in,as a gesture of Islamic solidarity?
Perhaps not.
I have a sense this entire episode is more about political theatre than any forlorn possibility of justice,which just about sums up the appalling mess we find ourselves in.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/clyxnvjy706o
O v e n.
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Vickrum Digwa and his cynical family of violent trash.
“Within 36 hours of murdering Henry Nowak, Vickrum Digwa was recorded in the back of a police van admitting to his brother, Gurpreet, that he had stabbed the teenager multiple times.
The pair had been speaking in Punjabi as they were driven between a police station and a court for a custody extension hearing on 5 December 2025”..
“Gurpreet and Vickrum Digwa and their father, Moga Singh, were charged with multiple weapons offences, dated the same day Henry Nowak was declared dead by medics.
All three have pleaded not guilty to possessing weapons, including machetes, knuckledusters, flick-knives and 37 swords, in a private place, at the family home in St Denys Road, Southampton.”
This dreadful business has had much coverage but this latest information can only highlight the abuse of our customs,laws and fair mindedness by what can only be described as utter human trash.
The photo in the link of the grinning brother of the murderous cunt says it all.
This just a single instance of the destruction of our country by vermin who exploit our systems which were never designed to deal with these subhuman conniving cunts.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c70ylezgr1eo
Grinning dung in a turban.
“Don’t think you have mate”
Oven.
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“Sir” Sadiq Khan
The last day of Starmer as PM, and as his last act of sticking two fingers up he has made that incompetent old bastard Sadiq Khan a Lord!. For services to ineptitude, no doubt:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cglj25k94r9o
The mind boggles. Liar to the last and fraud of the first water Kweer always said he would not produce a resignations honours list, but…. Jane Sarpong, a black no mark gets a peerage too.
What the fuck has that little weasel Khan done to merit such a reward?. The instigator of the London Stabathon?. Turning even previously decent areas of London into Third World Shitholes?. Renaming parts of the London Overground into painfully politically correct virtue signalling lines?. Just being a stinking parasite?.
What will his Lordship call himself – I’d suggest Lord Cunt.
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Endless shit journalism.
The modern day “journalist” is an enduring cunt slipping further away from reality by the day.
Whats more is the braindead public simply accept the complete lack of editorial standards and lap up any and all clickbait headlines then promptly share the “fake noos” with anyone who will listen to them.
I could have chosen almost any random article to link to this but have opted for a “story” about a UK lorry company folding.
https://www.worcesternews.co.uk/news/26288535.haulage-firm-collapses-1-1m-liquidation-35-years/
Naturally it comes with a pic of a lorry, possibly the first image of a lorry they could find online, even more possibly after using AI it is indeed a lorry as these “journalists” are so far detached from reality I doubt they would know the difference between an artic and a fire engine as it hurtled towards them, they both say “Scania” on the front, right.
Another one I see fairly frequently is articles about money which often have a picture of a pile of old pound coins which went out of circulation in 2017. Thats almost a “decade” ago for any shit journo that has happened to stumble upon this rant about their deceased trade.
Lazy, useless, spellchecking, AI using braindead moronic cunts the lot of them.
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Vincent Shaanmugarajah Thamilnesan
Vincent Shaanmugarajah Thamilnesan is a theiving cunt.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c70gwwrxr7ko
Someone went into shop with an idiot tax ticket to collect their winnings which er, Vincent then proceeded to scam the lucky ticket holder by handing over £30 when the due prize was supposed to be £920.
The ticket holder later realised that they were due more than the £30.
The most surprising part in all of this is that there was actually a punishment handed to the shop in the form of removal of their licence.
The unsurprising part is err, Vincent was allowed to pay an out of court settlement which seems awfully familiar to a religious courts way if doing things rather than being prosecuted.
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American fast food lettuce.
“US fast-food chain Taco Bell is removing lettuce from its menu in some states after investigations found it could be linked to an outbreak of explosive diarrhoea caused by a parasite”
I’ve never liked lettuce and can’t see the point of it,furthermore I’ve always suspected that it causes the shits and luckily the boffins at Taco Bell Laboratories have proved me right,again.
“Do not eat food items with shredded iceberg lettuce from Mexico served at Taco Bell locations in Indiana, Kentucky, Michigan, Ohio, and West Virginia,” the US Food and Drug Administration (FDA) said..
Which just goes to show lettuce,particularly Yank lettuce,which appears to be from Mexico thus adding to the problem,is a cunt.
Although the evils of lettuce have only recently been proven by the eminent scientists at Taco Bell,we should all be grateful for their pioneering work in this dangerous field.
I’ve also heard rumours that some kebabs have lettuce in them but Taco Bell have so far been silent on whether this can also cause explosive diarrhea.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm2gnglyv0jo
Any suggestion that lettuce has caused Lord Siddique Khan to look like he has just been dug up has been refuted the Green Party.
Be On Your Guard.
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Incompetent/ disinterested staff everywhere, all the time
… is a cunt.
You know what it’s like … the thing you need in the supermarket off-sale/just an empty shelf, yet some cunt with the product at the bottom of a stock trolley yapping to some other cunt pal of theirs by the stockroom door, nonchalant and indifferent .. or when you hand over your hard-earned currency to some poor-man’s bungie-jumping outfit on a bridge (‘rope jumping’) .. and the three staff throw you 140ft off said bridge to your death after forgetting to attach the rope … 🙄
https://www.cleveland19.com/2026/06/15/21-year-old-woman-dies-after-being-thrown-rope-jump-bridge-without-harness/?outputType=amp
… or you pay for flying lessons but your instructor opens the door at 820ft, unbuckles his seat belt and jumps to his death leaving you at the controls … 🤷♂️
(link for that one below, admin due to 1 link rule)
I guess ‘You just can’t get the staff’ rings true …
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^ 2nd story link …
https://www.irishstar.com/news/world-news/pilots-chilling-last-words-before-37411182
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