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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!
The latest total solar eclipse.
I find nature fascinating, but a total solar eclipse is commonplace and in my opinion, quite boring.
They occur regularly, twice a year is normal and they have happened up to 5 times in a year.
If you are determined to see them and don’t mind travelling to remote areas then you will see a total eclipse more often than a Christmas dinner.
The phenomenon that I have found interesting in the past is that the birds stop singing for the minute or so of the eclipse and the dogs stop barking.
Interesting, but not so much as to make me go out of my way to experience it.
Our closest big city is Valencia which is right in the path of totality.
However, the eclipse will happen just before sunset and people have been advised to travel to nearby Castellón where there is a clearer, unobstructed view, with no tall buildings.
For the past week we have been given dire warnings.
Don’t look directly into the sun.
I don’t think that it’s possible for anyone to look directly into the sun.
Your reflex reaction would be to look away, to shut your eyes or at least shade them.
Nobody can possibly sit looking into the sun directly.
You don’t need to warn anyone not to hold their hand in a fire.
Even the most stupid of people have a reflex, self preservation mechanism.
So the warning is daft and unnecessary.
But some fucking cunt has decided that all the overhead motorway signs are changed today.
Instead of warning about broken down vehicles, nearby roadworks, danger of wildfires or traffic speed cameras ahead, all the signs are telling us not to drive while wearing eclipse glasses.
For fuck’s sake!
Total solar eclipses are a load of astral wank.
https://www.timeanddate.com/eclipse/how-often-solar-eclipse.html
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Admin. May I add to his nom regarding the same subject?
I would like to open, the way this nom will continue….what a crock of media overhyped up shit!
Wife and daughter were excited for this event (fuck knows why..probably due to the BBC wanking themselves off stupid over it) We went to the coast today in my part of the world ( the South East shithole it now is) and was instructed by the wife to race home as she wanted to sit in the garden with a drink and observe this ‘rare’ phenominon at leisure. As we drove down our road to our house, all the neighbours were getting ready to do the same in their front gardens. As soon as we got home I was shown various instagram and youtube videos by my young daughter, on how to create some sort of cardboard ‘pin hole’ camera style thing to safely watch it through…so there I was cutting up cardboard, silver foil, paper and sellotape fucking around in a hurry to get it made. All sitting in the garden just before 7pm………..then- fuck all happened. Got marginally darker, but not that you would really notice and that was it. Said to the wife ‘when does it start?’ I think it’s been and gone…this was around 8pm. What a fucking waste of time. That weather forecaster cunt on ITV Beresford was flow to Spain to report on it, and had a lovely time at someones expense…even the BBC shipped out a large TV crew to parts of Europe where you could see it…….but spend the last two weeks getting us all creamed up in the knicker department as to how great it was going to be in the UK….so why fuck off to Spain then?
Only people that got anything out of this were the dodgy swarthy cunts and del boy wankers who sold out of stupid ‘eclipse glasses’ at vastly inflated prices.
A quick google after the event seems I’m not alone on this.
Wankers
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2238630/brits-fume-overrated-eclipse#comments-wrapper
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100% British Chocolate.
“A chocolate bar has been made using entirely British ingredients for the first time in nearly a century, with cocoa from not Brazil or Bali, but Berkshire.
Created at the University of Reading, it was named the Reading 100 Chocolate Bar to mark the university’s 100th anniversary.
It is the first of its kind since 1932, when Rowntree’s gifted a six-year-old Princess Elizabeth the only other bar of UK-grown chocolate ever made.”
Ah the days of Empire! A bit of patriotic pride once more..
No.
“Food security master’s student Maha Khan created the chocolate bar by harvesting, fermenting and processing the Reading-grown cocoa.”
“She said: “It is incredible that we can make 100% British chocolate – but in the context of climate change, pests and diseases, there are estimates that 30 to 40% is lost.”
So a paki made it in a laboratory.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/czxe2kw31wpo
Fuck off.
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