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Nice Guy Eddie.
“He’s not just nice guy Eddie. I think you’re going to see him being a bit more gritty because he’s a real fighter.”
So says Daisy Cooper,deputy leader of the Liberal Democrats,referring to that titan of British politics and hero of the Post Office Sir Ed Davey..
“I think he’s holding us back,” said one of the party’s spokespeople who is planning a tilt at the leadership if a race is triggered.
“The atmosphere is ripe for a leadership challenge,” another MP, talking of the frustrations in the party, said.
“But we don’t have a Wes Streeting,”
Dear me.
So what of Cooper, who many consider the frontrunner to succeed Davey?
“Ed is absolutely the right leader,” she tells me. “I really like being deputy leader to Ed. We work together as a team. I think we complement each other.”
Would she want to be leader? “There is no vacancy,” she says.
Ever? “There is no vacancy at the moment,” she replies.
And here we have the perfect illustration of how our country ended up in a shit state…cosy deluded windbag Ed Davey fans wondering why anyone ever votes for them,especially now the illegal wogs are heading into the Home Counties en masse.
A conference of cunts it is.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cq4grjdz8xv5o
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Nice Guy Eddie.
“He’s not just nice guy Eddie. I think you’re going to see him being a bit more gritty because he’s a real fighter.”
So says Daisy Cooper,deputy leader of the Liberal Democrats,referring to that titan of British politics and hero of the Post Office Sir Ed Davey..
“I think he’s holding us back,” said one of the party’s spokespeople who is planning a tilt at the leadership if a race is triggered.
“The atmosphere is ripe for a leadership challenge,” another MP, talking of the frustrations in the party, said.
“But we don’t have a Wes Streeting,”
Dear me.
So what of Cooper, who many consider the frontrunner to succeed Davey?
“Ed is absolutely the right leader,” she tells me. “I really like being deputy leader to Ed. We work together as a team. I think we complement each other.”
Would she want to be leader? “There is no vacancy,” she says.
Ever? “There is no vacancy at the moment,” she replies.
And here we have the perfect illustration of how our country ended up in a shit state…cosy deluded windbag Ed Davey fans wondering why anyone ever votes for them,especially now the illegal wógs are heading into the Home Counties en masse.
A conference of cunts it is.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cq4grjdz8xv5o
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Apologies Dear Admin.
I’ve reposted with the appropriate revision of the wôgs.
Thank you.
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Hi Admin, can’t seem to post my nom…any ideas? I don’t think I’ve got any WordPress-unfriendly words in there.
Thanks.
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Macklemore and his fellow virtue signallers.
No never heard of this cunt either until this business with Ed Sheeran.
So this macklemoron, a (c)rap ‘artist’ (real name Benjamin Haggerty) used his backing act as an opportunity to bleat on about the palestinians, yeah, right on bro, very original.
The cunt was then dropped from the tour, and Sheeran’s backing band and various other cunts walked out in sympathy. Cue the likes of greta turdberg and that vacuous cunt paloma faith jumping on the bandwagon, the latter admitted that she says ‘free palestine’ to her kids every night.
The usual sanctimonious lefty cunts praised macklecunt as a man of principle, yada yada. I don’t recall hearing him or any of these other cunts expressing principles when the palestinians carried out their savagery on October 7th, nor do we hear any of them voicing outrage at the true genocides taking place in China, or Africa.
Turns out that macklecunt is also an advocate for gay rights. Would love to see him do a concert in gaza for palestinian gay rights. Given the rampant homophobia endemic amongst the palestinians, he’d be lucky to get an audience of zero, and would more likely end up in a prison cell, or in a ditch with a severed throat – well we can but hope. Not that the cunt would ever go there in the first place of course.
Also have to include a sub-cunting for Ed Sheeran, as he’s now apologised, instead of standing his ground. Now the pile on will get worse. As soon as you apologise to these hate-filled cunts, they will just keep coming back for more, so no sympathy for him when that happens.
Sorry admin, but I wasn’t able to post a link, but it’s a well known story, so I hope this will be posted.
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm780ll1de18o
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Earl Spencer is a cunt and needs to fuck off in a hurry.
This sanctimonious shit stirrer is obviously short of a few sheckles, so it’s time to dig up the ghost of his air brained gold digging sister and revive history’s most nauseating exhibition of mass emoting so that he can cash in on the upcoming thirty year anniversary of her head butting the steering column. And now he’s using the arrival of his pigshit thick nephew and race baiting wife to try and once again drive a crack down on freedom of speech because, as with all the royal spongers and aristocratic leeches, he doesn’t think they should have to be held to account for their actions whilst enjoying the privileges of lucratively funded public life.
Someone rid us of this troublesome toffee nosed grifting cunt.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwj3d7zrgvk1o
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Pensioners with Gayness.
Oddly individuals sexuality has never seemed to me to be a barrier to anything at all in our country..
Silly old me,what a naive cunt I am..
“As a 75-year-old lesbian, Mindy Meleyal has lived through every major milestone in the modern LGBT rights movement, from the start of decriminalisation in 1967 to the first same-sex marriages in 2014.
But now she says this important part of her identity is frequently overlooked due to her age.
She’s part of England’s older LGBTQ+ community, which a new report suggests often experiences poorer health, more limited finances and greater social isolation than the wider older population.
The report, from the Centre for Ageing Better, says without specialist support, this growing demographic could be forced “back into the closet” when accessing care, warning they may even delay getting the care they need because of concerns about homophobia”.
What the fuck is this?
Special treatment for the Gays?
Why not,every other mentalist group is at it..
“Norman Goodman, 75, came out as bisexual in his late 60s after the death of his wife Marilyn.
The couple never had children, and Norman now has no immediate family nearby to help him with things like hospital visits or housework.
He says his support system comes in the form of his partner Tony, and a group of friends and neighbours he refers to as his “chosen family”.
“I’m lucky, I’ve got great friends and great neighbours, and I know I can knock on somebody’s door day or night and I could get help,” he says.”
So what? Are they sure there is a national conspiracy against Gay?
“It’s important that you can go, that you think, ‘You know what, I could live there because I know the staffing, the ethics, the rules, everything about the place has been put together from an LGBTQ+ focus,'”
Here’s some news,you’re not special,not deserving of priority treatment nor worthy of anyone’s pity..
You are just whingeing cunts trying to leverage Gayness to your personal advantage.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c62e04wkj803o
Fuck off.
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Axel Rudakubana.
Here we are again..
“The 20-year-old is charged with the attempted grievous bodily harm of a prison officer at HMP Belmarsh, over allegedly throwing the boiling mix through the hatch in his cell door on 8 May last year.
He is also charged with two other assaults of prison officers, as well as possession of a knife or other offensive weapon while in prison.”
Perhaps this nomination is not about this vile cunt but could be more widely interpreted as a “lively” discussion about fetching back the death penalty for such subhuman trash..
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c6d79pzny7gjo
What sort of degenerate society allows such acts?
I say have done with cunts like this and the family that knows of it and hides it.
Burn them at the stake,live on BBC1.
In High Definition.
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small feaces?
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Cultural misunderstandings.
Along with the most recent ‘No be rapey ; rapey am BAD’ literature, .. maybe the U.K. govt. should have given the illegal and/or cray cray element another pamphlet labelled ‘Taking the bus in Britain’.
‘In Britain, when we wish to go to the library or the museum, ..we do NOT headbutt the bus driver, drag him out of his little cubby then steal the bus’.
Could’ve saved a whole slew of folk having to get their cars repaired on their own insurance .. Here’s what the good ol’ bbc had to say on the matter.
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c6vgylxz480ro
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The 5 min Youtube link, as ever, tells the story of the bbc’s vaguely described ‘man’ – one ali balhad , it is – of the violent neanderthalic cunt’s little public transport excursion 100x better…
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LAMay25n5es#
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Women who Bleph.
“Everyone made it out to be so easy, but my face felt like it was on fire and there was a horrible smell of burning skin,” says Nikita Morgan, as she describes her eyelid surgery.
She decided to get a blepharoplasty, or a “bleph”, removing skin from just above the eyes – after seeing videos about it on social media. Even though she was given a local anaesthetic, Nikita felt extreme pain.”
Is there no end to the appalling stupidity of these mad cunts and their Pound land plastic surgery?
Apparently not.
“Nikita, from Dublin, wanted to make her eyes more defined, but could not afford upper eyelid surgery in Ireland that she was told would cost more than €4,000 (£3,400).
Then the 31-year-old discovered on TikTok that she could get a bleph with Dutch company, Faceland for €750 (£650).
She described its clinic in Düsseldorf as “like a conveyor belt, just one in, one out constantly”.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9rk3rdp644mo
Dilapidated NHS Oven.
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Kemi’s Back to Work Card.
“The Conservatives have promised to prevent long-term jobless benefit claimants from spending their welfare payments on alcohol, cigarettes and gambling.
Under the party’s proposals, claimants who have been unemployed for more than six months would see their Universal Credit cut by 30% if they have not previously paid enough into the system, despite being able to work.
This reduced rate would be paid onto a “Back to Work” card, which would not allow cash withdrawals or spending on these items”.
Fucking nonsense.
An expensive lie,it would cost billions to introduce and administer,that’s before it tries to get past Tory MPs,most of whom would be rejected by the Lib Dems as too soppy.
This tired game of fag packet policies should have been discredited decades ago,but round and round these cunts go with their heads up their arses and hands out for more expenses.
“The Tories estimate the proposed changes would move about 350,000 claimants onto the lower rate of Universal Credit, saving around £538m a year.”
Would it fuck.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c920vy2jxle8o
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Every aspect of this story …
… is a cunt.
I don’t know where to start on this one. Most readers probably at some stage heard some variation of the urban-legend sounding story of .. ‘woman, thinks she’s home alone .. surprise party with friends & family all in hiding .. she gets out the jar of … peanut butter – maybe Pedigree Chum, who knows? .. plonks down on the couch, .. beckons over the family shih-tzu or Irish Wolfhound or whatever… applies the foodstuff to her front bottom … dog starts licking.. light’s suddenly switched on & everybody suddenly jumps out from their hiding place .. ‘Surprise’ … and THEY get as much of a surprise as she does .. ; and the story as passed around ends there, no further details.
Well .. ; Life imitating art, as such?
https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/florida-woman-arrested-sexual-activity-animal-september-2026/
What am I cunting? .. dunno, really .. her? .. maybe (utter)depravity in general? ..The fucking mugshot where she looks delighted with herself(for which a judge has lambasted her!) .. her friends who have started an online fundraiser? .. the husband(if it’s true he used the footage as a threatening device & held it over for 2 years)? … 🤷
She’s been arrested & charged with a felony, but not been convicted pending trial, so isac safety rules might mean ‘depravity in general’ might have to be the discussion. Under police questioning, the woman denied it was sexual, but on being told the video footage says otherwise, she lawyered up.
Anyone that might suggest something along the lines of ‘At least she wasn’t doing x, y or z which would be worse’ as some sort of mitigation , is missing the point.
What used to be big shock-factor old wives tales are now casual news stories … except on msm , which are swerving it, of course.
As usual, it’s the dog that has my sympathy. Pity, seeing as it’s Florida, an alligator didn’t mosey in, scare the dog off, and finish what he’d been made start …
If it would be no legal risk to the site, that mugshot is a shoo-in for the nom pic. She even looks pretty cray cray!
Yuk!
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@ADMINS, if I may, I have found a supporting potential header pic …
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQrojt9BuK6gYQ8oqQIVOCPXeyqAi7pwWDpU3G9gVncBZclBppaEStIBe8&s=10
… it`s quite safe as the dog`s face has been blurred to avoid embarrassment.
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Arrogance rewarded via ludicrous legal dispensation ..
..is a cunt.
If I were to sum this nommed situation up with a single emoji, it’d be this one : 🤪
Cunt, 36, male. Up on charges of possessing a large collection of scumbag pics ‘n’ vids (circa 1,600 / 84) in three separate devices, so no ‘accident’ (as if, anyways!) …. the kind of pics/vids he might have gotten from gary glitter or huw edwards, right, …
First appearance before a judge on the matter?
Cheeky enough to ask his address be witheld ‘to keep him safe due to the nature of his crimes’ which isn’t his right in this case, but was granted by the judge anyways … bad enough, .. but merely an appetizer for the real humdinger.
You see, the judge ordered this cunts passport be confiscated/surrendered in order for him to stay out on bail now that he’s going to trial. Then his defence-cunt I mean lawyer .. piped-up with the following ..
He had the fucking AUDACITY to bring up that the man had a “previously arranged holiday” booked for 9-19 October. (A holiday booked *since* his arrest, which the article doesn’t mention btw).
And instead of saying ‘Tough shit, creepo’.. ;
The judge ordered that his passport be returned by the cops TO the accused on October 8th but that he “must return it to Sligo Garda Station on October 20th”.
Then – IF the cunt comes back, his case is due November 26.
Think about it. Condition of ongoing bail? .. passport confiscated … which is done to prevent a cunt leaving the country and/or fleeing, presumably. But this guy can HAVE IT BACK for nigh-on two weeks in the meantime specifically so he can go abroad, destination undisclosed & unrequested by the looks of it.
While out on bail for serious charges.
Did the fact his daddy is a retired judge have any bearing? Who knows.
It’s utterly-daft cuntery either way.
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Here’s the link for the above, Admin .. I’m putting it in separately in case the description gets it auto-moderated.
https://www.leitrimobserver.ie/news/retired-leitrim-judges-son-charged-over-child-sexual-abuse-images-and-videos-9090337?dicbo=v2-cJJagYe
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Nadia Hussein
The former BBC favourite and Great British Bake Off winner, although we all know it was fixed, has been showing her true colours now that she has been fired off from the BBC and thereby lost her lucrative and cushy living.
I think she was first exposed as a baking fraud when Buckingham Palace asked her to bake a cake for our late Queen’s Diamond Jubilee. A purple edifice resembling the leaning tower of Pisa was probably not what they were expecting.
More recently She has been whinging that she was never paid as much as white presenters, I am bloody sure that is not true. In addition she was not allowed to portray herself as a “true Muslim”. I guess that means presenting her bloody awful cooking programmes in a Burka. Imagine the viewing figures for that, although it might have appealed to a certain demographic.
She has also been critical of the ginger songster, Ed Sheeran, for shedding “white tears” over his problems with his support bands on his U.S. tour. Apparently he has been receiving death threats for espousing the most moderate of support for Israel.
Nadia Hussein, the Jason Arday of cooking shows, has spoofed a bloody good living for the last 10 years, it is now over unless she can get a show on Al-Jezzera. Get over it and be thankful for the fact you got away with it for so long.
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Seconded Wanksock.
This leech didn’t object to white BBC gifting her a TV show, or thousands of white folk watching said shite TV show, did she?
Fucking bitch.
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Admin – I tried to link to an article in today’s Daily Telegraph but I don’t think I have been successful.
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If ADMINS permit, allow me to furnish you with said link, Wanksock …
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/09/24/what-happened-to-nadiya-hussain/
Also, I`d like to strenuously second this righteous cunting of this disgusting piece of Muslim filth.
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Sarah had a little lamb
And so did Rose and Rosa.
These three “activists “, who go under the banner of Animal Rising ( Rose is the director, what a surprise ) stole three lambs from Appleton Farm on the Kings Sandringham estate.
Having transported them to a sanctuary, they travelled to Windsor Castle to inform the authorities of their crime.
They have been found guilty of theft, following a jury trial, and sentenced to the usual community service.
They have expressed disappointment at the verdict, saying that the King would have consented to the rescue and the lambs deserve the chance of a long life .
Let me ask these halfwits, how do you know they wouldn’t have had one where they were?
Also, are you aware that, as convicted criminals, your job prospects have just shrunk? Or are Mommeh and Daddeh going to fund you until you marry a rich man?
Words fail me, so have at it.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckj0639455rro
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The latest Ed Sheeran circus.
As regulars here know, I am no fan of Ed Sheercunt. I have no time for the Ginger Gargoyle as a person and even less time for his music.
I am also quite pleased that he is finally facing a backlash. Let’s face it, he has had one coming now for years.
However, the way this backlash has started and who is behind it is pretty laughable and sickening at the same time.
The Ginger Gremlin has – in some way – offended the looney left and the pro Palestinian cunts. And, I even less time for them than I have for Sheercunt.
I have no love for the bloke. But to be lectured and preached at by a has been knickerless pisspot crabs dispenser like Charlotte Church, or that horse faced hijab fucking cunt who has plagued us ever since she was given – sorry – won Bake Off must stick in Ed’s throat.
Mind you, it is hard to feel any sympathy for the cunt. Like JK Rowling before him, Sheercunt has cosied up to the looney left on more than one occasion in the past. And, like Rowling, they have turned round and given him a mighty savaging.
Also, he has no guts, never has had any. He has more money than these fuckers will ever see. Ed should legally and publicly humiliate and destroy Church and that Nadiya slag. He can afford the best and most ruthless lawyers. But, I dare say he will roll over and try to appease the leftist scum and these obsolete media whores and hypocrites. A superstar (whether we like him or not) being dictated to by Charlotte fucking Church?! A used up Welsh alcoholic slag?I mean, what the fuck?!
And, the wanking over this by the media is typical. ‘Ed Sheeran loses half a million followers’.
All followers do is follow, they are bloody useless. If he’d lost half a million record sales or half a million on cash, then it would be something. But social media mongs are fuck all, they are nothing.
It is high time Sheercunt had a backlash (same goes for Taylor bloody Swift). But, I don’t think he will fight back, because of who is behind it and he’ll want to – for some strange reason – get back in favour with the leftist turds.
So, I suppose he deserves everything he gets.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cj207y2xp65ko
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Ultimate Frisbee Beach Challenge.
Was walking along Bournemouth prom a few weeks ago and saw this load of tosh. Loads of different teams taking part, wearing team clothing with their name and number on the back. A load of tossers running around and chucking a frisbee about, with a cunt of a coach (yes for a frisbee game) shouting from the side lines, and all of them becoming almost orgasmic when they scored a point.
To make it even more laughable, there was a three page laminated sheet attached to the railings, which was a risk assessment for this pile of wank. The risk being the hazard of being hit by a flying object – yes really.
Back in the 70’s as teenagers, we might go to the park and chuck a frisbee about, although even then, I thought it was a bit cuntish, but to turn this into a sport? Even worse than that other crap sport, beach volleyball.
https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=beach+frisbee+game+bournemouth+beach&qpvt=beach+frisbee+game+bournemouth+beach&form=IGRE&first=1
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This ere bar needs a cunting.
https://www.spiked-online.com/2026/09/24/that-lesbian-covid-conscious-bar-is-beyond-a-satirists-wildest-dreams/
Seems some sexually confused types set up a safe place type bar for other sexually confused folk and as part of this the bar was COVID safe(you know where I’m going with this don’t you.)
Yep masks, you had to wear them to go in seems the end of the Wuhan sniffle never arrived in the safe bar for sexually confused folk.
Well shocker said bar started losing money, one of the partners left to join a clown school (no I’m not joking here) the other is running around doing lots of jobs to help fund bills and comes up with the idea of relaxing the mask rules.
Well we can’t have sanity and the customers, the few not spending enough to cover the bills then lose their shit. Cue social media shit storm and vast amounts of abuse as the very idea of unmasking is on a par with murder or misuse of pronouns or some shit.
Anyway watching the left eat themselves was hilarious and amused me, were I planning a trip to America I’d pop in but fear it’ll be closed by the time I get there.
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Carefully hidden Racism in alternative music.
“Growing up in Wolverhampton, Stephanie Phillips says she was initially pretty much into the same chart music as her friends.
But alongside TLC, Aaliyah and Destiny’s Child, she developed a passion for rock, indie and punk.
“It was music that meant a lot to me as someone who was very shy and needed an outlet,” she said. Yet she felt compelled to keep that passion hidden.
“There was always this idea that black people weren’t really into alternative music, or punk,” the musician, journalist and author told the BBC.
“When I first got into alternative music I felt like I was betraying my race, and had to keep my love of rock practically secret,” she writes in her new book.”
“Black recalled that a famous 1980 photograph of her alongside Debbie Harry, Poly Styrene of X-Ray Spex and other leading female artists, featured on the cover of New Music News magazine, was billed as representing “the women in rock”.
“And I suppose they needed a couple of black women in there as well,” she said.
“But it was interesting they couldn’t put one woman on the cover.”…
Even today, Phillips argues black artists were often forgotten, overlooked or deliberately excluded.
She cites Nova Twins, who took out a bank loan to record their debut album which received rave reviews but they still struggled to find a label, she said.
The issue is personal, she added, recalling the challenges of securing support for Big Joanie’s early releases.
“You do have to work harder. It can be exhausting.”…
Yes it’s vital that this immense conspiracy to suppress blek music is exposed and artistes compensated for this hideous outrage..
Or maybe it’s all in your head luv because you are a mental and your music was shit?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckrerpx4wz7xo
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The Dormeo Octasmart Memory Fresh Mattress Topper These foam replacement mattresses have been punted around for a decade or two mainly on the telly and the proposition usually includes a fifty day money back guarantee and a running permanent discount. No I take that back – a special online offer now includes a 200 day sleep trial – if you don’t like it return it ….so how does that work? Ah well it is very well hidden in the blurb but the punter has to pay return carriage of £45 and the mattress must be as new and in its original packaging. If the mattress is accepted then the carriage is deducted from the lucre you have paid before you get your money back.
Now on to online reviews. As has happened to an old character of my acquaintance it appears that Dormeo or their agents do not sterilise the returned bedding before reselling it hence the tight coiled black pubic hairs embedded in his cover. Nice.
A typical review from TrustPilot May 10, 2026. Note the recycling.
“I just this product but it on a bed i definitely not the bestt…
I just this product but it on a bed it was fine after a few weeks of using it noticed mattress and pillow started to come apart had a look inside both and was disgusted to see that was made up bits of old material the mattress springs if you can call them that were degraded and not looking that good the pillow was just full of bits and material left over definitely would never use or buy again”
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kim Rose Gosport.
There’s a advert on GB News for a pawnbrokers called Kim Rose,
kim stars as himself.
this advert sets my teeth on edge.
The repulsive kim (girls name) is approached by some young bodybuilder called George who’s been left some jewellery by a recently deceased relative and wants to know the value of what he describes as ‘this scrap’
the ungrateful cunt.
Kim who has a face full of warts Lemmy would be envious of, and wears white suits then goes into a completely irrelevant monologue
about how in 1976 he had a car and 50 quid.
while this flashback to 1976 is happening
what sounds like Dire straits is blaring out.
It does make sense.
also I hate Dire Straits,
anyone in a white suit is a bona fide twat an wannabe ice cream man.
just tell the cunt what its worth you fuckin pikey.
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Admin,
can’t find a link to advert,
have tried.
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Treasure Island TV Series.
The blacks hate our culture but the darn jams spoons just can’t stop appropriating it. They have g*llied up everything from Tudor England to Regency London and now its the turn of Long John Silver, the iconic pirate from Robert Louis Stevenson’s Treasure Island.
I was expecting to see the BBC’s sticky fingers over this but its a joint shit show from MGM+ and Paramount+ casting David Oyelowo as Long John Silver. This is the 18th century for Christs sake, shouldn’t he have been on a plantation somewhere not plundering booty? In my opinion once you have a main character who sounds like a Yardie and more at home robbing smartphones in London on an E-scooter with a zombie knife the rest becomes irrelevant no matter how good it is.
You very rarely if ever get this historical vandalism from other races. A Chinese English pirate? Oh herro, Rong John Silver here, you wanna flies? Ridiculous. Why do they have to shoehorn themselves in to other peoples history? Is it because their own is nothing but one long whine about ‘muh slavery’
Robinson Crusoe will be next or should that be Robertson Crusoe, with Idris Elba and his race-swap Man Friday played by Benedict Cumberknob.
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