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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!
Health and Safety.
“A health and safety investigation has been launched into the death of a man who was killed by a tiger after he entered its enclosure.
Yorkshire Wildlife Park was closed over the weekend following reports of a man climbing down into the enclosure from a walkway on Saturday afternoon.”
“”I can confirm that, in line with our statutory duties, the council has launched a health and safety investigation,” a City of Doncaster Council spokesperson said.”
Splendid idea,that should get to the bottom of why an apex predator was able to kill a lunatic.
Dan Swaine, the local authority’s executive director of place, said the council was “deeply saddened” by the incident and sent its “deepest sympathies” to the man’s family and those who were at the scene.
“We are also working with multiple agencies, including the police and health agencies, and are supporting the Yorkshire Wildlife Park in response to the incident,” he said.
Red Tape wins again.
Perhaps the Home Office could house foreigners in the “big cat” enclosure once the appropriate paperwork is in place.
The stupid cunts.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cv4g1d0wplz0o
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Lisa Nandy and the ITV.
“Culture Secretary Lisa Nandy has said she is “minded to intervene” in the proposed £1.6bn deal for Sky to buy ITV’s media and entertainment division.
Nandy said there were reasonable grounds to believe the deal could affect free expression in the media and the variety of Britain’s news landscape.”
Somewhat ironic? Possibly.
“In a letter to both companies, she said she was minded to order the probe to address public interest considerations including:
The need for free expression of opinion in news media
The need for a range of views in news media across the UK
The need for a range of people controlling the media across the UK
The need for a wide range of programmes to be offered across the UK”
No doubt the chubby little cunt sat in the H of C terrace bar laughing like a drain.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm79pe5yej7no
Hypocritical cunt.
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Choke Chains
Ah me the ever revolving weirdness of human psycho-sexuality. Where would we – and the tabloids – be without out it. Ancient Greeks were at it, Roman Empire was at it and so on. Current media storm about choke chains but more about that later.
Last time there was much previous controversy was in relation to dogs and as a method of controlling the vicious cunts. “Choke ’em orf old sport until the buggers learn” was the long standing advice and as practised by the Kennel Club Neanderthals. Big scandal and outraged old ladies in tweed skirts and dog like faces pillared in the press. Come to think of it one of my wives who was of the doggie fancy (bred the wiffie bastards) had a cunt that smelt like a dog but I take that no further.
Then in the ’70s/’80/’90s we had a spate of Tory MPs (eg Stephan Milligan) and celebs being found dead in hotel room wardrobes with paraphernalia such as bin bags (heads in) and sash cord (knotted) and chains (tight) around very livid necks. As an old leatherman I would be the last to wish to ban the more extreme forms of human sexual expression but I retain my right to laugh at it.
https://bleedingcool.com/tv/how-the-death-of-a-conservative-politician-inspired-a-half-naked-ghost/
So on to the latest internet revelations viz choke chains sold for sexual pleasure and promises by the likes of Amazon and Tik Tock to take down adverts of them around female necks (with some gay turn-ons featured) and some with sound clips of sexual ecstasy. Shock horror domination and dangerous control of women. Take it down spoil sports, take it down.
Where they have a point is that there are always weirdos out there who will take pleasure in inflicting pain on their partners for money or otherwise (why do we fools find ourselves lured up the tortured path to matrimoney…deliberate misspelling). Traditionally men are wired up to experience sexual auto-asphyxiation and have practised it since time immemorial. It is the dirty secret of hanging – eg crowds of females would flock to public hangings to cheer or boo at the size of the victim’s dick.
Women do not take their pleasure in the same way so the choke chain is being flogged to the wrong market. They should have the facility to choke their male partners, not the other way around. Displays of chains in plain wrappers in every ladies hairdressers. “Something for the weekend ma’am”. What a way to go.
Reminiscing about the late Cynthia Payne, the Streatham madam, an acquaintance. She offered many services and Cynth and her girls were past masters of the arts of sexual auto-asphyxiation and could bring clients in and out of the sweet spot of the choking climax with the skill of the most experienced medical anaesthetist. Ms Payne would allude – discreetly – to her education at Guy’s Hospital and her continuing service to the staff.
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Herewith a link to comments about the immediate furore. Buy yours now before the ban.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cmpqgepejr2ro
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Myha’la Herrold and Chantel Sachanna
Myha’la Herrold (she doesn’t like her surname apparently as she is mononymous) is a weapons grade cunt. This 3rd rate actress, who no-one has ever heard of, was given a place on the vastly over hyped Celebrity Chasers, something any celebrity would kill for. What an unknown American actress, I looked her up on Wikipedia and her CV is desperately thin, was doing on the British version of this pretty good TV show God only knows. I guess, having blown the budget on some pretty big names, they needed someone who would work cheap. I am sure most people on here have seen it, so I needn’t go into details, but part of it involves people being voted off by the other contestants. She was voted off early in the proceedings, mainly I suspect, because she was boring and the other cunts on the show couldn’t be arsed with her. Naturally being a woman of colour she has put her demise down to racism and misogyny, despite about half the contestants being black (well it is the BBC after all).
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/10/13/banished-celebrity-traitors-star-accuses-show-racial-bias/
There has been a backlash of course, most likely from the BBC, who would be terrified of that sort of thing, so she is back pedalling a bit and says that the racism is unconscious bias.
In case anyone her thinks I am over educated I had to look mononymous up, it means being known by one name.
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Chantel Sachanna is an Instagram supporter of Myha’la and started the racism ball rolling.
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Trump.
The most despicable buffoon who has ever lived.
Friend of Putin, Xi and the haircut from N Korea. Speaks 99% self serving lies. Has no self awareness. Is spiteful and petty.
No friend of civilised countries. Is wrecking the USA. Surrounds himself with arselickers.
God help America. And Europe, Taiwan and anywhere else that upsets the petty orange coiffed cunt.
Many, many references to his childish spats. One below.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvlyd4pdlwkxo
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Some more examples of deadly hissy fits.
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/other/trump-threatens-to-cut-off-ukraine-s-weapon-supplies/ar-AA2e3Rqb?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=U531&cvid=03a03df6c7944b6fad9a56f6289dd8fd&ei=25
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cxr5yvzv7rp0o
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Silly people putting Foreign Bodies in Rectums
I know this sort of thing has always gone on ( people visiting hospital to have improbable objects removed) , but seemingly more so these days .
The list of items is truly mind boggling – one person had to have a wallpaper scraper removed. I cannot even comprehend how it would get up there, never mind removing it. TV remotes are a favourite as well – maybe those incidents are caused by disagreements about what to watch.
It does make amusing reading but also is an indication of intelligence levels decreasing, people having too much time on their hands , and not being able to deal with the terrible scourge of Boredom in a constructive way. Not to mention the time of hospital staff being wasted.
Someone I know told me that , when he was off sick from work and very bored, he stuck a frozen sausage up his arse. The thing then stuck to his back passage and all he could do was walk round and round his flat, until it had melted a bit and could be pulled out. This took quite a while, he said, and he had not felt inclined to ask anyone for help. I said, I hope you did not put it back in the freezer afterwards.
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/other/uk-doctors-under-strain-removing-objects-from-rectums-phones-potato-and-egg/ar-AA2eqNms?ocid=msedgntp&pc=HCTS&cvid=6ad3f55755ef432e923c468d440c5c81&ei=11
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The BBC, this time for employing a hamas/ISIS sympathiser as an AI adviser.
Given this cunt’s history he should have been thrown into chokey or deported years ago. He served five years in prison in Germany for membership of ISIS before he turned up here.
Amongst the myriad of good reasons to cancel your tv licence, if you haven’t already done so, this must be in the top five.
https://www.pressreader.com/uk/the-sunday-telegraph/20261018/281603837442734
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The Froggy riots need a cunting.
It’s all down to bad conditions in the schools they say. Meanwhile, historic buildings go up in flame 🔥 and the Palawhinean shit rag is waved by the looting darkeys and sand rats.
Professional whiner Greta Thunderknickers even turned up for a while.
The left wing unwashed also join in and wine shops get looted, mind I’ll bet if there’s a Froggy cobbler selling work boots I’ll bet his shop will be left alone.
No idea where Macron is, probably getting a pegging off the other Mr Macron. Sorry Mrs Macron, she’s got previous for sueing folk and getting handy with her fists, just as Mr Macron(the limp wristed one that is)
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I’d like to quickly second this nom please with a link.
https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2026/10/18/nero-fiddles-macron-faces-backlash-over-attending-celine-dion-concert-on-eve-of-fiery-riots/
Yes that’s right. It would appear that Emmanuel Micropenis and his elderly husband were attending a pop concert featuring anorexic warbler Celine Dion the other night..
I wonder if she sang them her 90s worldwide number one hit “Think Twice”?
🎶 Ahmed think twice before you torch that church and my memories
Oh Ahmed thiiiiiiiinnnnk twice 🎶
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‘Muh Protein’ is a cunt.
Where the fuck has this sudden obsession come from? Everything on the shelves blasting this much protein that much protein. Grab a slab of protein to go. It’s like the new Veganism, except it involves eating dead animals, which makes it ten trillion times better. But it’s still annoying as fuck.
From what I can see, it’s targeted at broccoli-haired ‘bros’ wearing lurex tops to show off their muscle tits and biceps done on 24/7 reps at ‘the gym’, the gym being their entire personality. ‘Gotta hit muh protein bro’, meaning got to stuff tons of ultra-processed ‘animal’ shit down their gullets from the likes of MuckDs.
And you just know these self-regarding ubermensch are the ones that do a shitty 9-5, 2 hours in the gym, then home via plastic takeaway ‘protein’ crap, and ‘Netflix and chill’ with woke propaganda destroying their brains until bedtime, before getting up and doing it all again the next day. And never voting because politics is ‘lame’.
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Indeed..
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c20zk35ypxno
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The Burnham Omnibus Obsession.
I don’t think I’m alone in my bemusement with the Prime Ministers obsession with buses.
A cost of living crisis,rampant energy costs,3 trillion national debt,welfare out of control,millions of feral wógs?
Nah fuck that rubbish,let’s cap fares and start a national campaign against noisy cunts on buses.
https://www.independent.co.uk/bulletin/news/andy-burnham-music-commuter-behaviour-campaign-b3068928.html
Sparse rural timetable Oven.
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Props in lieu of a personality ..
I’ll start by quoting this Oirish cunt that insisted on making a ruckus out of the linked non-story ; in relation to some £8 tat necklace of the black, green, white and red variety.
“I am pro-Palestinian. It is a huge part of my oufit. I am always wearing it.”
So. Some palestine bandwagon-riding stupid looking ugly twot was on some fucking property based t.v. show I’ve thankfully never even heard of. Dunno what happens on it, what transpired. But when the episode aired, RTE received a complaint. A single solitary complaint … BY said cunt that (I presume) applied to appear on same, and thusly noticewhore some bit about something to do with her house that would be broadcast on national TV.
Her whinge?
The decision had been made in the editing process to digitally edit-out said tat necklace. And the cunt was so offended she kicked up a stink.
She doesn’t mention spending time on the ground for her ’cause’, nor anything else similar in the article… just the necklace. In the link she says if they told her the thing couldn’t or wouldn’t be aired, she would have ‘refused to take part in the recording’.
Fuck me. May all her problems in life be of such minimal consequence. Still. Now she’s gotten a little extension on her 15 minutes of fame… her ugly mug once more back on RTE, donning necklace AND kaffiyeh props.
Fuck the broadcaster, too, for flip-flopping. Pick a stance and stand by it. Edit it out & tell her to fuck off, or just ignore the fucking thing but don’t ever backtrack. It’s a weak trait.
Cunts like her get way too much leeway. Just for once, I would love to see the likes being asked to explain what they have actually done that made or makes so much as an ounce of fucking real world difference for their ’cause’.
‘ermmm. but .. I wear my necklace’
Insignificance. Personified.
https://www.rte.ie/news/2026/1019/1595951-rte-calls-editing-out-palestinian-flag-necklace-mistake/
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Rylan Clarke:
A strong warning. Ifthe photo in this article is used as the picture for the nomination make sure you have astrong brown paper bag, if you have jut eaten.
Mr Clarke is yet another of those talentless camp homosexuals, who litter the BBC with their camp blather. What a pity they were not around in the 1950s when they would have been treated to a term of penal servitude for their exhibitionism.
Clarke, in the week when the BBC are making huge budget cuts, including closing Radio 4 Extra which has all the archival jewels in the crown, has complained about the pay he gets for playing gramophone records on Radio 2 on Saturday afternoons. He made his complaints to his fellow bender, Alan Carr.
Not that many years ago he would have been lucky to get a job on closed circuit hospital radio. What an unfrateful cunt!. He lives off of our charity.
https://www.dailymail.com/tvshowbiz/article-16225877/Rylan-Clark-complains-BBC-Radio-2-salary-says-bosses-missing-flight-home-cancelled.html
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The NHS.
“The family of an 86-year-old grandmother said her “agonising” wait in an emergency department rated by inspectors as one of the worst in England was an “absolute disgrace”.
Joan Jones was left “rolling over in pain” at the A&E department at Royal Albert Edward Infirmary in Wigan, Greater Manchester, her family said.
Her son, Barry Jones, said his mother had suffered a collapsed gallbladder and was in “constant pain” while waiting for treatment. He said it took 30 hours before she was admitted to a ward.”
An unsurprising account of our health “service”,overrun by foreign trash and fat Middle managers.
For sheer cuntishness it must be impossible to surpass the Orwellian double-speak of the same managers when confronted by the inconvenient reality of human suffering..
“In a statement, hospital trust CEO Mary Fleming said she was sorry to hear about the concerns raised by the family.
She said: “We welcome the opportunity to speak with her family directly, understand their concerns and provide any additional support we can.”
Fuck off you condescending sack of shit.
“The situation was unbelievable,” said Barry Jones, 62, from Ashton-in-Makerfield.
“Mum was so tired and weak. Even other people in the waiting room were saying, ‘what’s she doing in here?’.”
An ambulance took Joan Jones from her home in Ashton-on-Makerfield to the hospital in the early hours of Sunday 18 October.
Her son said a nurse told him his mum “wasn’t a priority”.
He continued: “Police were bringing criminals in and they were going straight in to get treatment.
“The whole system is upside down. It’s wrong that those people are getting seen first.”
Barry Jones said after repeatedly asking nursing staff for help, his mum was eventually given a pillow and put on a trolley bed in the corridor.
About 30 hours after arriving at the hospital, Joan Jones was moved onto a ward.”
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cje36x1wd54vo
These cunts make me vomit.
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The BBC as a soothsayer of doom…
Remember that bloke who used to walk up and down Oxford Street wearing a sandwich board that told us the ‘End is Nigh’? Well he has gone so the BBC has stepped into the breach.
Killer winds, a flunami, power blackouts, winter pressures on the NHS, Burnbum to end the triple lock, far right protests against the ‘small’ boats. The message hasn’t changed, we are all doomed. Mainly old people, obviously, as they are the only one’s who might fall for this shit.
Fuck the BBC. Stop frightening old ladies, you cunts.
Where to start with the links? How about… https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/topics/cvenzmgyg2vt
Or, perhaps…
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cm87zg08je9gt
Or even…
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-63170747
I leave it to you, Admin…
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I’m awfully sorry Admin but I must add this quote for it’s towering logic..
“One woman, who spoke to 5 Live anonymously, said she bought “loads and loads” of emergency food – but ended up eating it before it was strictly necessary.
Like others, she wondered if the government was “scaremongering”, adding: “I don’t know but I’ve certainly bought into it.”
Perfect.
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Yet again, faster charging of EVs.
Yes I know, EVs are a joke and the sun rises in the east, but this latest really pushes the boundaries. The Chinks have produced a battery which charges at such a rate that an EV fitted with one could be charged from flat to 100% in a few minutes. The hard of thinking on the various social media are all over this like a rash declaring that this cuts the ground from under the EV cynics and it marks the imminent death of the internal combustion engine. Simple arithmetic demolishes their case. Suppose you have a small EV battery of 30kWh capacity. You intend to charge it from 0% to100% in six minutes (keeps the maths simple). If you pretend you can reach 100% effiency in the charging you would need to supply 300kW. This would be equivalent to powering up 100 electric kettles at the same time. Your ring main in your kitchen is rated nominally at 7.5kW. You might get away with running three kettles at once but a fourth would certainly cause the circuit breaker in your consumer unit to switch you off.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6oGvC_7umsk
As an aside, I read that Ed Miliband, beside the mandatory PPE from Oxford, has ‘A’ levels in Maths, Further Maths and Physics which means that he knows the green shit he pushed in his previous job/sinecure is a load of bollocks. My question is; what is the hidden agenda here?
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The rear end, wobble arsed duckie defence Secretary is an absolute cunt.
He wants us all to be prepared for ‘something’ by stocking up with essentials for 3 days, what! 3 fucking days, my weekly shop is just that, a fucking week.
Now if he said two weeks or a month then that would mean something but he would have to be damn sure there was a credible imminent threat.
Bad weather, power cuts or a cyber attack or a full scale nuclear attack from Russia, the last one would be curtains for the UK unless you lived in the outer Hebrides.
Instead of talking bollocks maybe start by making UK energy more secure instead of going net zero and as we are supposedly at the cutting edge of AI shouldn’t we be well defended against cyber attacks, or is that just more bullshit. (Open AI discovered a flaw in some tech type program that could allow hackers to get in)
Wes, you are a cunt, no wonder everyone is taking the piss out of the 3 day survival plan
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwd094x57p32o
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Mummified Consent.
“Two museums in Glasgow have removed the remains of Egyptian mummies from display over ethical concerns.
The mummified corpse of the priest Nekht was taken out of public view at Kelvingrove Gallery, while The Hunterian Museum has covered Lady Shep-En-Hor’s body in a specially designed textile to protect it from being seen by visitors.
The institutions said the decisions followed a reassessment of their duty of care towards the deceased.”
What’s this? Has the Egyptian govt lodged a complaint ?
Alas,no its much more insane than that of course..
“Glasgow Life, which manages Kelvingrove, said it had taken the decision to remove the painted coffin containing the remains of Nekht in the “absence of consent from the deceased individual or their ancestors”.
Nekht is thought to have lived at some point between 1985 and 1797 BC and was excavated at Beni Hasan in Middle Egypt during digs carried out in the early 20th century.”
So Nekht has been dead for over three thousand years and can’t give consent to be on display in a museum…oddly the mummy’s relatives are also untraceable.
Indiana Jones must be fucking fuming..think of the paperwork!
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c862yv953x04o
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The 80s.
My kids love all things 80s.
think it was the pinnacle of style ,fashion ,music.
idiots.
I was a teenage miserable in the 80s,
I fuckin loathed every minute of it.
I seethed with rage,
perms
legwarmers
rubic cube
talentless cunts like Toyah,
shakin Stevens,
BMX
body popping
shoulder pads
greenham common
miners strikes
it was horrible.
torture.
Dunno why they think the 80s was some utopia?
although you didn’t have immigrants and tramps sleeping on the high street.
anyway , I hated it.
Only good things were getting my end away, underage drinking, and the mullet.
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Link …
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRk1dlB-TB9ZXvNPbBTBXozqvPcKKPdndO4RP3J1TSIxA&s=10
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