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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!
Another timely cunting for uber-celebrity-cunt Jamie fucking Oliver, mockney wanker and hypocrite rolled into one.
The fat tongues mong, arch remained and exponent of “Reffoooojeeeeezz Welcome” is now upping security in his Essex home to protect his family from….. yep, you guessed it, the Reffoooojeeeeezz in a nearby Reffoooojeeeeezz reception area.
This is the cunt who lectures us on “being kind” and how nasty British workers are, presumably because they get the measure of the smug cunt once they try working for him.
Here is the link from the Daily Express.
https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/2214018/jamie-oliver-forced-hire-a-team
Not only is Oliver a cunt for his utter hypocrisy, but also for the fucking SUGAR TAX that has poisoned virtually every fucking soft drink with disgusting foul-tasting toxic fucking sweeteners, this is the man who peddles flavour amidst lashings of sugar, carbohydrates and fat, whilst the fucking “sweeteners” in the damned drinks blunt and distort our sense of taste.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury: Jamie Oliver is guilty of being a virtue-signalling, smug, EU-fellating and singularly annoying cunt. All he needs now is a palestine flag and an Arafat gen’o’cide tea towel around his neck to complete the set.
I am pushing for the maximum penalty of being buried up to the neck on the sewage enriched Thames outflow at low tide.
An utter cunt, and a celebrity-cunt-in-chef deserving of a rich dose of karma, to boot.
I rest my case.
I need to have a lie down in a darkened room. The very thought, let alone the sight of that fat-tongued wanker gives me a headache.
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SORRY ADMIN. Been a bit of a cunt and didn’t spell check properly. Here is the corrected bit. We need an edit function
The fat tongued mong, arch remainer and exponent of “Reffoooojeeeeezz Welcome” is now upping security in his Essex home to protect his family from….. yep, you guessed it, the Reffoooojeeeeezz in a nearby Reffoooojeeeeezz reception area
Apologies O great one ….
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Too many kids in a hotel when you are on holiday. is a cunt.
Well into my holiday to Menorca and I report back that customs passport control much better than when I went to fuertenventura in march.
I have played my joker! I requested special assistance. Yes I’m a cunt but I limp in with an nhs walking stick, my lads and am wheeled everywhere suitcases checked in for us use a lift to board the plane last off plane push straight to the front and jobs a good un. Mrs E/cunt and our 38 year old daughter are not smiling having to follow me on foot carrying hand luggage but fuck em. I’ve spent 40 odd years carrying more than a mules load.
Anyway back to my cunting. Our hotel is nice 3 pools decent grub all inclusive , good sized twin bedrooms air conditioning etc.
family’s and couples it said in the advertisement. Fuck me 70 % of all guests are aged between 1 and 7. 3 or 4 kids per family. Fucking nightmare if you are looking for any peace. Screaming kids everywhere. Why aren’t the cunts in school. Bastards.
Lesson to learn read all reviews with much diligence next time. Shame menorca is a pretty place hired a car to visit some great places and beaches. Then return to eat surrounded by millions of other peoples kids. And it’s a cunt.
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https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/2213000/labour-bans-beloved-tumble-dryers
An Eco cunting please for the cunts known as the Labour partei and the mad mullah of eco lunacy Ed Minibrain or Milliband.
Where the fuck do you arrogant bastards get off dictating what appliances we install in our homes? Just a bid to align themselves with the fourth reich. For what it’s worth we left in 2016, we the people were betrayed left right and centre by our government(s).
What they should have done was raised two fingers, said fuck off WTO rules and suck on that you bastards.
Now two tier Keir wants to cozy up to the nest of vipers in Brussels.
Time to dust off the guillotine and have a lot of beheadings in Londonistan. Cunts.
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Laughable British Justice.
Just when you thought it might be safe to come out from under the bed and see how things are shaping in Modern Britain…
“Bernadin Dedic, 48, had been drinking red wine and taking cocaine when he pulled out a knife, telling his victim that if she screamed she “wouldn’t be heard”.
He cut off the woman’s clothes before subjecting her to a series of rapés and sexual assaults in an ordeal which lasted for several hours.”..
Dedic was released from HMP Wormwood Scrubs in west London on 6 February after a court official wrongly told the prison that he had been granted bail.
Within hours, Dedic, a businessman living in Ealing, had left the UK on the Eurostar and returned to his native country of Bosnia.
His UK passport had been seized by the Met Police during the rape investigation, but he was able to use his Bosnian passport to secure a seat on the train.
The defendant put forward various excuses for his not coming back to face justice, including claims of a heart attack and a skiing accident, and remained in Bosnia as the trial went ahead at Isleworth Crown Court.
How about making sure both the cunts passports were impounded?
How about not releasing the evil cunt by mistake?
How about not letting the cunts into the country at all?
All.an expensive bureaucratic mess as usual,no responsibility as many towns and cities sink into complete depravity.
Its all going to end in Oven one way or another..
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c07y9py101yo
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The BBC and the death of Doctor Who….
At long last, it appears that Doctor Who has finally hit the rocks and will be axed for the forseeable future. With the woke obsessed corporation and fat pooves doing what the Daleks, Cybermen, Sontarans and the Master failed to do. They have killed the Doctor.
Of course, those cunts at the BBC killed it themselves. Extremely bad casting, the two most dreadful actors ever in the leading role (Jodie Whittaker and Ncunti Gayblack), former Doctors willingly emasculated (Tennant, you fucking twat), an array of trannie, poofy, ethnic and deviant circus freak companions. Not to mention every story and episode pushing identity politics and a ‘message’. With science fiction escapism and entertainment for the family sadly gone.
And, as for the ending of the series? Gayblack (after an extremely disastrous tenure) regenerates into former companion Rose Tyler (Billie Piper). How? Russell . T. Deviant clutching at straws while hanging off a cliff with one hand. Why? No sod knows. The most ridiculous scene in the show’s history (apart from the vile Tennant/Gayblack ‘bi-regeneration’ and the black woman ‘future Doctor’). The meaning and what happens next? Well, err nothing. According to the BBC, Piper’s appearance was just a ‘red herring’. In other words, it was a total cock up and a very bad and unprofessional idea. It still stinks like a Paki’s Y-Fronts cooked in days old chip fat.
Russell .T. Depraved went out of his way to destroy the series, wreck the character, and alienate and insult all the fans who have been with the series since the beginning (Davies basically told old school fans to fuck off). So, with tha fat Welsh poof crawling back under his rock (thank Gawd) and the ‘Beeb’ bringnig the series to a halt, it looks like the show has been brought to an end.
If they start from scratch, with new decent writers and a good and charismatic actor, the series may yet re-appear. But, woke insanity and inclusive gender, race and poof agendas have killed it. It was only matter of time, showing such arrogance and disregard for your fan base can only have one outcome. And also, nobody likes shit hanging about for long. It just stinks the place out and attracts flies. Eventually it has to get flushed away.
https://deadline.com/2026/06/doctor-who-christmas-canceled-russell-t-davies-bbc-bad-wolf-1236952398/
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Sheraz Malik.
Convicted of rapę,illegal immigrant,openly hostile,predatory and in the country under a year…
Almost a cliché isn’t it?
A fucking appalling one that is the usual awful and sickening price of the multicultural experiment.
“The trial had heard Malik is an asylum seeker, who was born in Pakistan and lived in France, Germany and Italy before coming to the UK.
A reporting restriction was put in place at Nottingham Crown Court in September last year, preventing any mention of the defendant’s immigration status until the trial had concluded.
The court heard Malik arrived in the UK less than 12 months before the attack, and the sentencing hearing was told his case has not yet been considered.”
We are all in Belfast now..and Machester..and Nottingham to name a few.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8e2wrre87wo
It’s not going to end well,one way or another.
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If it pleases the Admin,I’d like to add these despicable cunts to the nomination..
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwy0v8741pxo
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Removing historixal figures from UK Banknotes
BBC News – Wildlife to replace historical figures on banknotes – BBC News
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4geyyg9en6o?app-referrer=deep-link
I feel like Im the only one concerned about this. Replacing our national heroes with wildlife. Everyone glosses over it and laughs but it hints at something more sinister. Why couldnt we have had both national heroes and animals? Theres plenty of space. Why not include heroes from ethnic backgrounds if that is the issue? And yes, there are some impressive individuals that are overlooked. Interesting that the UK seems to be the only country that is doing this…
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Tesco and their ‘Whoosh’ are cunts.
The Mrs is usually a self sufficient type. Goes out and does things herself.
However, the other day she had a rare headache and decided to order some paracetamol and a couple of other things on the Tesco Whoosh thing.
Anyroad, the stuff arrives. But it’s some ethnic personage who talks Waka Waka.
He asks the old lady for her passport, otherwise she won’t get the tablets (and the oranges, milk and bread she also ordered). I was not standing for that, and I read their own rules out to this jobsworth pillock…
‘Tesco legally requires customers to be at least 16 years old to buy paracetamol. Under their “Think 25” policy, delivery drivers are required to ask for photo ID for any age-restricted or medicinal item if the recipient appears under 25.’
Well, as in fine physical condition as Mrs Norman is, she is 46 years of age. And – no offence to my beloved – she does not look either 16 or 25. She is a mature beautiful woman, and obviously no kid or Gen Z. The knobhead wasn’t having it ‘De App sez ya got to have eye dee!’ I told her she was wasting her time, so I told him to stick it. It was a matter of principle. ID on your own doorstep? For fucking Paracetamol?! Nobody takes the piss out of my wife. Needless to say, neither of us will be using this dreadful tinpot service again. And, I dare say our written and phoned complaints will disappear into the ether with the ones made by other customers. More disgruntled ex- customers in the link….
https://uk.trustpilot.com/review/whoosh.com
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How very dare they. The cunts.
‘Matt Lucas on Taskmaster leaves a bitter taste in my mouth ‘
So says some fucker called Asyia Iftikhar. (nor me)
He/she or it is apparently a full time race baiter and champion of the alphabet community. Objecting to Lucas and also Richard Ayoade, who it seems is a friend/supporter of Graham Linehan and his entirely mainstream views on women with bollocks .
Lucas has apparently done blackface, not to be confused with Lenny Henry’s whiteface by the way. And perhaps as a poof, the only gay in the village showed humour, which of course is taboo.
Perhaps Iftikar should fuck off back to wherever it’s heritage country is and see how it gets on.
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/tv/matt-lucas-on-taskmaster-leaves-a-bitter-taste-in-my-mouth/ar-AA25uA8Y?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=LCTS&cvid=6a2d7b28b65d4dddaad3d707d2805d0f&ei=25
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Playfighting.
A thorough and vicious example of the utter trash that rot our country..
“In a prepared statement to detectives, the boy said: “I grabbed a knife and stabbed her in the chest.
“I didn’t use a lot of force, but it was a big knife. I don’t know why I did it, it just happened.
“I walked over and stabbed her. She fell to the floor. I left and went to the train station to get a train and to get away.”
“I wish I hadn’t done it,” he added..
Well you did,just when you think the floor is going to give way under the weight of the foreign effluent yet another case of idiotic trash rises to the surface..
Perhaps it’s all down to the kids being mesmerised by the social media?
Whatever,it’s rotten in its casual depravity.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cr472nyyy5xo
Complete Oven.
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Forced swinging for ladies.
“Ruth O’Grady reluctantly joined a swinging website, having been persuaded by her husband, she says, she told him she would never have sex in a car with a stranger.
However, within months she was doing exactly that, and filming it to send to him.
She says she had sex with strangers more than 100 times through the website, over an 18-month period.
Ruth says she is traumatised and continues to suffer flashbacks”..
“She did arrange some of the meetings herself, she says, and would appear enthusiastic about swinging, but she now says this was something she never truly wanted to do.”
Not sure shes a cunt,perhaps the cunt is the control exerted over her by her then husband but as the article points out,this swinging caper is a jolly slippery business..
Is everyone involved a victim?
Or a cunt?
No doubt the government should ban it.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c87q7g48y4po
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Time to stop same sex couples adopting?
Jamie Varley and his equally loathsome partner John McGowan- Fuckface have been found guilty of numerous offences in relation to the death of Preston. They are due to be sentenced on the 18th of June and, as feet first into a wood chipper isn’t on the cards, we can only hope for a long time inside.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvgld0vywpmo
I also hope that one of the “lessons that is learned ” is that same sex couples no longer be allowed to adopt.
I’m sure that there are plenty of truly lovely people out there who would make wonderful parents, but surely this case highlights that even one Preston is one too many.
Yes, I know that there’s potentially as much risk with a traditional pair, but I can’t help feeling that warning signs were overlooked or ignored ,that would not otherwise have been, because someone was afraid of being thought transphobic.
This fear of being thought phobic in some way, be it of race, religion or sexual preference, is making cowards of people. Who cares if someone thinks you’re transphobic or whatever.
Better to be wrong and say sorry than have another Preston, or Henry.
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