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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!
Accidents will happen..
Two men who police say botched a plan for a shooting after one of them accidentally shot the other in the leg, have been convicted of firearms offences.
The failed criminals, Adam Liaqat and Asad Khan, foiled their own scheme when their gun went off inside their parked car on St Paul’s Road, Smethwick, in the West Midlands, on 23 November.
Detectives say Liaqat, the driver, fired the gun by mistake, leaving his passenger and accomplice, Khan, with serious leg injuries.
A tragic accident indeed.
Firearms,drug dealing,car theft,intent to commit murder?
Just another accident prone day in Modern Britain.
I wonder what sort of sentence they’ll receive?
A community service order?
Filthy cunts.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/czx25z2d09vo
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Flying Ant Day, a PSA
All, Flying Ant Day will soon be upon us, so here’s what you need to know.
There’s no specific day as such. This takes place between late June and August and is when queen ants take to the air pursued by hundreds of horny males. So, much like the Summer mating rituals of humans, except we don’t fly after the females.
The media will no doubt offer advice on how to keep these irritating bastards out of your house.
The Express will probably suggest sealing all doors and windows with expanding foam, and sitting with your feet in a bowl of iced water as you attempt not to suffocate/die of heatstroke, because they always offer such sensible advice, the absolute morons.
Some people will suggest burning sage, of dried tea leaves, or something equally useless.
My advice, purchase a full beekeepers outfit and wear it constantly. Temu sells them. Or you could buy a can of Raid and zap them into oblivion.
https://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/news/stoke-on-trent-news/flying-ant-day-set-earlier-10984855
Your welcome, no need to thank me.
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Multicultural London English.
A cunting for “that accent”
Welcome to the Yoookay bro
What the fuck is this shit that we are increasingly subjected to? Where is it from and what the fuck is it supposed to be?
There is no escaping this horrendous accent. Whether it’s on the telly, the radio or anywhere else you can think of in this shit hole of a country.
Whatever happened to the traditional local accent?
“Beebeeceeee Faaaav Laaav”
“Skaaaa Sports”
“Diss Plazma telly iz Only faaaaav naaaan naaaan at Currreeeeez”
Hearing tracksuited little fucking scroats the length and breadth of the country mumbling in this gibberish with their hands on their cocks, is piss boiling.
Doesn’t matter if they’re from London, Birmingham, Leicester or Manchester – it’s alway the same.
“A can’t laaaa bro you get me fam innit”
It’s bad enough that it is degenerate but the clowns in the media seem to love it and can’t wait to employ some cunt who talks like it in order to inflict it on the rest of us.
The worst part of all of this is the white cunts (particularly Premier League football types) who also talk like it. Why you stupid bastards?
It’s probably just another symptom of the Yoookay”s journey down the drain and into the sewer.
A can’t laaaaaa – Fuck off you Cunts, and learn to talk English properly while you’re at it.
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/6hq–IQqlcQ
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Paris, London and Diversity.
Well well well.
After very deservedly (I must add) defeating the Arse FC of Woolwich in the recent Champions League (so called) final, Paris St Germain’s vibrantly diverse supporters went on their usual celebratory rampage across what was once one of the most beautiful cities in earth.
Mainly peaceful lootings, burning of cars, police attacked, emergency services attacked, gangs of Arabs chanting about Allan’s Snackbar (they must have just been peckish after burning up so much energy)
You get the picture.
Makes you wonder what would have happened if they had lost.
On to the next day and we have an open top bus parade through Sadiq Khan’s Londonistan by the beaten finalists where the aftermath was reminiscent of scenes from Blackhawk Down.
However the scenes in England’s capital were a lot more peaceful than what we seen over the channel bar the odd video clips of sub Saharan men in red and white replica shirts attacking a white middle aged woman. (She must have been a racist)
Now this rioting and looting phenomena isn’t exclusively a French problem as we see very similar displays in places like Holland and Belgium whenever and rather bizarrely, Morocco win or lose in a World Cup encounter.
I can’t quite put my finger on what the common denominator is here.
As Paris and most of Western Europe slides further down the toilet I can’t fathom why anybody and I do mean ANYBODY of indigenous European decent, would continue to vote for politicians or Parties who have promoted and enabled this hellscape.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0r2ejg1w9xo
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Luvvie Narcism
Rosamund Pike losing her shit because someone who paid to enter the theatre has the audacity not to be simultaneously spellbound and prostrate in supplication at the wonder of her goddess like performance.
Rosi doesn’t make the obvious assumption that ‘Matey over there is bored shitless watching this dross.’
Nope Rosi climbs up her own arse in indignation because matey would rather text someone than endure her acting, probably to tell them how shit Rosi is.
The below article lets her speak for herself.
An excerpt:
‘ Pike said she hoped the guilty texter was a doctor and that their message had been “very important”, during an impromptu speech which drew gasps and then cheers.
“I just wanted to say for anyone going to the theatre, it’s a huge thing that we’re trying to give you. I am trying to tell you a story, and I’m feeling you, and I hope you’re feeling me too,” said the Saltburn and Gone Girl star.’
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0723zgdp0eo
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