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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!
Gianni Infantino is a cunt.
World Cup 2026 went to US for financial reasons and nthing else.
Hydration breaks were instituted, which were just an excuse for more advertising time.
Now the bald headed fucker wants to sell the whole thing to The Donald.
The end is nigh for the game unless this cunt is given the bums rush.
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Dodgy barnacles clinging to your undersides .. is a cunt.
And, it’s also the next “immense international biosecurity threat”
Another day, another apocalyptic headline. I decided to peruse same to assess the usual bullshit-to-‘threat’ ratio, but … you know what … and I’m nearly afraid to say it here .. but it was a somewhat interesting read. Am I alarmed, terrified or at in existential terror about it?
Nah.
Will it cause, scratch that, .. baselessly be used as another excuse why the price of stuff continues to rise everywhere non stop?
Probably.
I’ll leave the rest to the article itself… but here’s a taster of the language being used ..
“If you had to design a worst-case scenario, it would look a lot like this,” said Mario Tamburri, a professor at the University of Maryland Center for Environmental Science and the study’s lead author”
The conclusion that no cunt – now forewarned – is going to do a single thing about it anyways is the icing on the cake.
In THAT regard, it’s all a bit like that other invasive situation, where the harmful horde arrive via boat that is mentioned frequently on this site.
https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2026/08/02/invasive-species-ships-iran-war/91081498007/
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Shattafest UK.
“Organisers of Ghana Party in the Park, also known as Shattafest UK, at Copthall Playing Fields in Barnet, London, said the event was stopped following a “major incident” at about 18:00 BST on Saturday.
The Metropolitan Police said a fire had started near the gates, which meant they were closed temporarily.
A crowd built up, and there was a surge when the gates reopened, it said.
Organisers said the decision to end the festival was made on health and safety grounds.”
Possibly the most aptly named festival in years?
I think so.
Pass the chiggun.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c05q964n4llo
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Being taken for a ride is a cunt
The Original Vampire himself, now the master of coin, has escaped from his coffin to announce that he won’t stand by and let supermarkets rip us off.
Well thank fuck for that,I thought it was only the government that ‘rips us off’ and ‘takes us for a ride’, I don’t want to pay too much for my groceries but would be happier not pay so much tax.
Let’s see which is worse, 10p on a bottle of milk or
Billions on net zero
Billions on fucking migrants
Billions on vanity projects (HS2 comes to mind)
Billions on overseas aid
Billions on Welfare to foreigners and the bone idle
Ah well I guess he is trying to get some good press before the autumn budget when he will rip us off a bit more.
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2235206/john-healey-supermarket-prices-huge-announcement
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Professor Jason Arday
https://www.theguardian.com/education/ng-interactive/2026/aug/01/playbooks-plagiarism-pigs-head-new-claims-surrounding-cambridge-professor-jason-arday?fbclid=IwY2xjawTdVNJleHRuA2FlbQIxMABicmlkETBBTld6YjV4SlU1b1ZkNkwwc3J0YwZhcHBfaWQQMjIyMDM5MTc4ODIwMDg5MgABHtXmiMl-w7YV9JtiaJ5-ay5mysTqtLm3NuJCTjJ7yEMHfWs4vjHPfYaJySUp_aem_p8NDIoABEHE2mos727Bk0Q
Jason Arday, Cambridge University’s youngest ever black professor, is a race grifting fantasist, plagiarist and Kings College Chapel-sized cunt.
To land his job, Arday concocted a backstory that would have made Rachel from Complaints blush – how he overcame disadvantage and racism to lead a life of glittering achievement. Autistic, non-verbal until 11 and illiterate until 18, he suffered a stroke and a brain tumor just before his PhD viva. Or so he’d have us believe.
Then there’s his sporting prowess. Professional footballer and snooker player, running marathons like you and run for a bus, including several with a fractured leg. Raised £5million for charity, but won’t say which ones or with whom. Took part in the ITV programme Seven Up, screened 19 years before he was born. Claims to be a frequent victim of racist intimidation but provides no evidence.
The BBC has made FIVE documentaries about him, he’s been guest Editor of the Today programme, he’s been on Question Time and he’s been a government advisor.
The backstory is, of course, all a load of old bollocks, which only the credulous BBC and simpletons like Cambridge academics, both desperate to burnish their DEI credentials, would fall for.
It’s just got worse though. Arday has been found to have copied a load of anti-white racist tosh, sorry, academic study, from another sociologist for his PhD. So the cunt and his supporters are claiming he’s the victim of a right wing, racist plot. As they would. Unfortunately when even the Groaniad is doubting you the game’s up mate.
Jason Arday, Professor of race ‘n’ sheet.
Qualifications: melanin and the ability to bullshit.
Black privilege, innit.
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Admin
Could I ask you to change the second sentence of the third paragraph to:
‘Professional footballer and snooker player, running marathons like you and I run for the bus, including several with a fractured leg swollen to twice it’s normal size.’
Many thanks.
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