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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!
Mike Myers and Austin Powers.
That cunt Mike Myers is doing another Austin Powers film.
25 years after the last (and shittest) one. And, they were all shit. Terrible Rowan & Martin’s Laugh-In and Our Man Flint rip offs. With terrible gags, product placement, and dire characters, like Fat Bastard and that fucking Mini Me cunt. With the same scenarios and ‘comedy’ routines used for all three films.
The fact that Myers is revisiting this dreadful franchise shows what a failure his career has been. With only a saucy Liz Hurley as the only good thing that was ever in it.
The original films have not aged well, And, I dare say this new one will be as shit as the rest of them. I mean. who is going to be the new Powers babe? William Eilish? Do me a fucking favour. It looks like a bloody goldfish.
For a film series that was tiresome, classless and predictable to begin with, I reckon this new one will make it even worse than it already was.
‘Yeah, Baby. Yeah!’
Fuck off
https://deadline.com/2026/06/mike-myers-confirms-austin-powers-4-1236958119/
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African slavery reparations.
“African and Caribbean countries have called for a formal apology and reparations from countries that benefited from the transatlantic slave trade.
The demands come at the end of a three day conference in Ghana which looked to advance the push for reparatory justice.
It follows a landmark UN resolution earlier in March which recognised transatlantic slavery as the “gravest crime against humanity”, urging UN member states to contribute to a reparations fund.”
Indeed how’s that going so far?
The declaration calls for comprehensive debt relief, the restitution of looted cultural property, and the establishment of a global reparations fund, though no specific amount was stated..
Yes,lots of free money to be spent on luxury cars,villas in Dubai and other assorted shiny trinkets.
The race baiting thick as shit clowns couldn’t even decide how much money they wanted as part of their scheming.
Not to worry though,nobody has ever paid them a penny…apart from the billions in aid over the decades..
And soon the Church of England?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm2rl8z5x7no
Total cunts.
Mud hut Oven.
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Tradies Becoming Coffee Drinking Pooves All Of A Sudden
It’s mid-morning. You’re driving to wherever you need to go next. Your tummy rumbles, so you think “OK, I’ll shove a pasty in it”.
You spot a Gregg’s and think “Yeah, a square of pastry-encased shit will do for now”. You have a window of about 5 minutes to get to where you need to be next.
You park up and in you go, and there they are. Four or five orange-vested, lesser spotted actually working Apes at the counter, all buying MSG-baked fare, but with a twist – they all want ‘coffees’ with the cardboard food substitute they’re buying.
“Can I get 27 steak bakes and 300 Latte’s love”
“Can I get” automatically qualifies them for Oven.
“Latte’s” is a poove’s drink.
You reach work 25 minutes late because of these absolute cunts that have been conditioned to think it’s normal life to go back and forth to work whilst ordering ‘coffee’ from shitty places in between.
Fuck the neanderthal cunts.
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Mr Hassan’s Mysterious Cannabís Factory.
Spare a though,dear cunters,for Yehia Hassan of Luton.
His terraced house was gutted by renters and converted into a cannabis factory while he was receiving hospital treatment in Egypt.
Police raids at his property and a neighbouring address uncovered hundreds of cannabis plants, but the occupants have not been found..
“It was perfect in here,” Hassan, who has diabetes and uses a wheelchair, says. “I just don’t know how people can do this to someone else’s property. It’s the only place I have.”
Dear me,how awful.
period.
A retired foster parent, Hassan says he rented his home to a local business owner and allowed him to sublet it to others.
“I really trusted the guy,” Hassan says. “He said he was going to look after the place. But honestly, I don’t know who I can trust any more.”
Hassan’s neighbour, Abdul Shakoor, says the criminals kept a low profile, and nobody knew they were there.
“I was woken up by a loud noise when the police came and saw one of the suspects running away,” he says.
“There are so many of these farms; in two years I have seen three of them on this road. The police just come and take away the plants.”
Strange that,nobody seems to have noticed anything,perhaps because when the entire area looks like a back street from Baghdad just with more litter it’s impossible to detect any bother.
Import the Third World,become the Third World.
A perfect illustration herewith:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cdjpl27zd24o
The new normal.
Of cunts.
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The BBC and fat cunts.
“New cases of obesity are rising fastest in younger adults in England, a study suggests.
Rates of new diagnoses for people in their 30s were nearly 20% higher in 2024-25 than they were in 2019-20, according to the study published in The Lancet. For people in their 20s, new cases jumped by 16%.”
Diagnosed?
Obesity?
It’s not chickenpox or a fucking brain tumour you soy cunts!
Another fine example of the infantalisation of “journalism”…”there,there it’s not your fault you’re a fat fucker,it’s a disease you know,anyone could catch it”..
No they fucking can’t.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8j2m2zrrxko
Deep fried Oven.
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Passive Aggressive Behaviour
Look at this nasty, subhuman piece of filth.
Picking on an 80 year old woman trying to get up stairs. Films it all, and then proudly posts it online, because: a) he is too thick to realise he is behaving like a vile piece of shit, and b) there is obviously an audience for these sorts of antics amongst certain varieties. After all, the victim is, as per usual, a white person.
Passive, or more accurately covert, aggressive behaviour by a total waste of space and oxygen. These animals will commit far worse against us in the future if we become weak enough. Make no mistake. These lower level abuses are happening all the time, but we usually only hear about the really egregious stuff.
https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15929335/Shocking-moment-man-BLOCKS-80-year-old-woman-Tube-station-stairs.html
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What an honour it is to be British.
”King becomes first monarch to reveal tax bill as royal public funding to double to £100m”
Yes, he pays a few mill while we, the taxpayers pay him £100 mill.
And what the fuck does he need 100 mill for? Well a 1000 or so lackies, a few dozen palaces, a family of half witted scroungers, helicopters planes and trains, protection round the clock . All on Benefits.
And why does the homeopathic fucking halfwit get these Benefits? He is related to some German cunt. Not the Tudors (I am closer to the fuckers than him) or the rest. Some German cunt.
What an honour to be British.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8x2151y8q4o
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See It Say It Sorted and Our BBC.
Unfortunate enough to have travelled in Modern Britain by train at any time in the past decade ?
Then you may have noticed the British Transport Police advert “See It Say It Sorted”…perhaps to help prevent terrorism or violent crime.
The lady in the linked article has been left disappointed after being molested by some mysterious assailants on a train in London..
I know what I thought,yes dear friends,£10,000 says it was blek cunts or possibly sand wøgs.
However it’s necessary of course to plough through the article for clues..but at last:
“The videos Esme posted after being sexually assaulted the second time exploded online. At the time of writing they have had more than 500,000 views, and messages have poured in from people sharing similar experiences.
“Some people get it wrong in the comments – they try blaming me for the fact that it happened, or they leave racist comments about the attackers,” she says. “But I want to make it clear – this could happen to anyone.”
Yes it could,normally a single female is assaulted by a nignóg or some sort of foreign mess and jolly good luck to anyone trying to ascertain such info from our splendid public broadcaster.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5yzr58xy0ro
Cunts.
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Britain’s welfare bill is a toxic cunt that is destroying this country. Last year the treasury’s income tax take was £330bn. The welfare bill in the same period was £331bn. Those who are in work are literally just paying for those who are not in work. The IMF has already declared this situation totally unsustainable and will be the foundation for economic catastrophe – both in terms of our sovereign fiscal viability, but also in terms of not having a sufficient workforce to allow our economy to function – but still our venal parasitical politicians court the vote of dole scrounging scum by lavishing them with more and more benefits, rather than doing the hard thing and getting the country back to work and restoring national pride and productivity.
I defer at this stage to Rupert Lowe, head of restore UK and his manifesto for the welfare bill:
Restore Britain’s five step plan to end the welfare scam.
Number one.
No benefits for foreigners. Saves billions and billions every year. If a Somalian family is living on benefits in social housing funded by the British taxpayer, I wish them well. In Somalia. No discussion needed. Huge savings to be had.
Second.
The ballooning welfare bill is not solely down to foreign nationals, far from it. There are a huge number of British people taking the mick. The system is there for the taking, and they are doing exactly that. Claiming some disability or another, when there is evidently nothing wrong.
Face-to-face assessments are vital, regular and vigorous.
– Dedicated welfare fraud investigation units.
– Proper data-sharing between HMRC, DWP and local authorities.
– Automatic recovery of fraudulent claims from future earnings.
And actually through doing this, we can give proper support to those British men and women who genuinely need it. A fair, robust and compassionate approach.
Third.
A life on benefits for a healthy individual is NOT acceptable. If you can work, you must work. A few months to find a desired job is reasonable, but after that – if you want your benefit money, you will be put to work.
That is Restore Britain’s position.
Litter picking, street cleaning, gardening, scraping chewing gum off the pavement. Whatever. If it needs doing and you want the money, you’re doing it.
Random drug tests for those on benefits – if you’re getting high, the benefits stop.
Tough love.
Next.
Reintroduce the two child cap. Hardworking British parents shouldn’t have to subsidise indolence.
If you want more children, get a job.
Finally.
Tax cuts.
Raise the thresholds. Make it so that going back to work is financially rewarding. Obviously. Reward hard work, and people will do more of it. If people feel like going into work is actually worth it, they will do it. It must never pay to sit on benefits.
More training, more apprenticeships. A skilled and active workforce. Contributing, not taking. That is what we need.
A Restore Britain Government will ensure no household receives more in out-of-work benefits than the equivalent working family earns after tax.
The welfare system should protect those who cannot work, support those who fall on hard times, and help people back into employment as quickly as possible.
It should never be more attractive than work.
Restore Britain will reward contribution and ambition, not indolence and entitlement.
End the welfare scam, slash the bill, crush inflation.
https://www.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1449301680337328&id=100057725304231
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