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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!
The Louvre Jewellery Heist and DEI
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9d6e2wv884o
Sacré bleu, DEI goes Gallic and Bonaparte’s jewels go awol..
The female French Culture Minister appoints the first female Director of the Louvre, who in turn appoints the first female Head of Security. All very diverse and progressive, and much to the delight of the woke French Establishment. What could possibly go wrong?
Well everything, actually. Thieves zoom up a 40 foot extendable ladder from the back of a lorry to a balcony, break their way into a gallery full of priceless artefacts with no CCTV, then help themselves to France’s Crown Jewels IN BROAD FUCKING DAYLIGHT DURING OPENING HOURS. They escape the way they entered and the outside CCTV camera faces the wrong way.
Apparently les dames felt the Louvre was too high-brow and they wanted to make it more accessible. Well they certainly succeeded.
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Deng Choi Majek.
Yet another one of our coloured cousins, this one an asylum seeker from Sudan. This example is blacker than an ebony wardrobe, & has been recently found guilty of killing hotel worker Rhiannon Whyte 27, in Walsall this time last year. Following her from the Park Inn Hotel, from where he was staying to a nearby railway station, the one she got a train home from after her day shift. The scumbag stabbed her 23 times with a screw driver, 11 times in the head in a totally unprovoked attack, then left her to be found still just about alive by the train driver, the one that was to take her back to where she lived, but three days later she died from the injuries. He was reported to have gone straight back to the hotel where he was seen dancing & laughing afterwards. Majek showed no remorse for what he had carried out. I believe he had been sitting in the dining room of the hotel looking directly at her, maybe on more than one occasion, until the fateful night she left the building, & he decided to follow. I guess she did not report this, in fear of being accused of racism, & the thought of loosing her job. The prosecution had a solid case, with the CCTV footage & DNA evidence. The defence claimed that at only nineteen years of age as an asylum seeker, was part of the explanation that led up to what happened that night. In a vulnerable situation seeking refuge, Majek himself even denying the murder, claiming that the CCTV & DNA evidence were incorrect. There are apparently guidelines on the sentence due to his age, if he is actually only 19. This will all be decided on December15th, but nothing, not even a ‘walk in’ full size microwave, is a bad enough punishment for this savage. I would bring back the rack & let her family have a 1/2 turn each & hear him squeal like a pig, after a few turns on the crank.
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Responsible parenting.
It is articles like this that remind me why I have to stick warning labels on tools and equipment saying things like don’t stick your dick in here.
Now why the fuck you would want to go public about your child ripping here hair out with a rotary scrubber is beyond me.
If you had of been a victim of Dell Trotter and purchased a hair drier that subsequently turns out to be a paint stripper, I would understand.
So here goes. (Warning graphic images)
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cly1qr6z40po
I did warn you, she has tattoos on her fingers too! mind you it mentions Norfolk so probably webbed feet too.
I do not believe this statement
“Amy said that when the brush arrived, her daughter picked it up and “it just came on, the brush flew off.. and just sucked her hair in”.”
Some kind of Chinese killer bog brush!
Now if admin stick a big picture on the top, it will be a suitably long article.
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sorry I should add this on.
“Norfolk Trading Standards contacted Temu, and said the company told them the product had been removed from sale in Britain at the manufacturer’s decision.”
Probably because they think we are a nation of fuckwhits based on this woman’s outburst and our immigration policies.
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4gpzynky88o
So, if you’re one of the UK’s spongers, you can now turn your heating right up, and if you cannot afford the eyewatering bill at the end, you can say fuck you…I’m not paying and the debt will be written off. This is the new way the UK works. Or rather doesn’t….if you work, you are fucked. If you don’t. you can fuck others over, as is your right. Just read the comments in the article for a flavour. The UK really is shite, if you work, are patriotic and are loyal and proud of our country.
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The Righteous Fury of the Home Office.
Brace yeselves members,the form filling cunts at the Home Office have finally had enough..
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm2e8j44y66o
The Home Office spokesperson said: “We are furious at the level of illegal migrants and asylum hotels.
“This government will close every asylum hotel. Work is well under way, with more suitable sites being brought forward to ease pressure on communities.”
So to be clear and free of govt doublespeak,they will indeed shut the hotels and reduce the backlog of asylum applications…
By dumping the mad muzzie cunts anywhere they can and hang the consequences..
Consequences we see the result of almost daily.
Our very government is a megaphone for Islamic terror and the migrant faery tale of lies….and murder.
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Female logic,
Now this is a cunt in itself, somehow, I mentioned flowers in a conversation and the wife chirped up “You haven’t bought me flowers for 3 years” (I never knew she had set a timer).
I looked at her and asked her to explain the pansies and cyclamen that I purchased two days before and planted the window boxes with (to replace the tomato’s that have gone over).
Well apparently, they are “Plants”, I took Umbridge at that and pointed out the various green objects around the house that have no real function except to harbour spiders and in my opinion look suspiciously like “Plants”.
Whereas the shit I have planted outside have lots of pretty umbrellas on them that I have always thought of as “Flowers”, but they are plants unless I decapitate them and then I will have a “Plant” and some “flowers”.
The wife declined my offer of plant decapitation to rectify the problem; I also put this scenario through too several colleagues both male and female to gauge their thoughts and it would seem that I am not the only one with this line of thought.
I did buy the wife a nice bunch of decapitated bushes the next day and she was thrilled
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Tranny Madness
“Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s Cultural and Media Affairs Correspondent Ron Knee bringing you a report which may, I believe, have the potential to become an occasional feature. I’m calling it ‘Tranny Madness’, and as the name suggests, it focuses on examples of idiocy and lunacy surrounding the transgender ‘community’. So let me get the ball rolling with two recent examples.
I start with the case of designer Rebekah Chapman, who went into a Hobbycraft store in Dundee and found herself face to face with an assistant (a cock in a frock, one can only assume) wearing a badge which had on it ‘No TERFS* No Tories’. After complaining to the store manager, she was surprised to find that this individual agreed with the assistant, and claims that after being told ‘to read a biology textbook’ (no, I don’t know what that’s actually supposed to mean either), was instructed to leave the store. Chapman duly complained to Hobbycraft for being discriminated against for having a legally protected belief (ie so-called ‘gender critical’ views), and has received an apology from Hobbycraft, which states that a full investigation is underway.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15234017/Fashion-designer-leave-Hobbycraft-shop-biology-no-terfs-badges.html
Secondly we have the case of Glamour UK magazine, which has. er, named nine trans activists as ‘Women of the Year’, and put a photgraph of the so-called ‘Dolls’ on its cover. The nominees, billed gushingly as being among ‘the world’s most extraordinary women (sic)’, include one Munroe Bergdorf. Bergdorf was the first tranny woman to model for L’Oreal, before getting the tin tack for saying that the Suffragettes were ‘white supremacists’, and saying that ‘all white people were racist’.
https://europeanconservative.com/articles/news/glamour-magazine-names-nine-men-as-women-of-the-year/
As your faithful correspondent, all I can suggest to our followers is that you have a good old bellylaugh at these examples of nutcase behaviour on the part of, and on behalf of, the transgender ‘community’. The only alternative is to cry at this state of affairs. I look forward to comments from the IsAC community on this insanity, but in the meantime, this is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio”.
*Trans-exclusionary Radical Feminist
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The United Nations are useless windbag cunts.
They’ve given the President of the United States a very stern ticking off for blowing up boats full of cocaīne that were heading towards America..
They thundered “Volker Türk said on Friday that more than 60 people have reportedly been killed in US strikes since early September.
Calling the attacks “unacceptable”, he said Washington must halt them immediately and conduct prompt, independent and transparent investigations..”
Indeed Mr Turk,that’s told him all right.
President Trump will now be shitting himself no doubt,waiting for the U.N police to arrest him and try him for genocide or something..
Or he might just ignore the stupid cunts and carry on ordering the Navy to blow narco terrorists to smithereens,as they see fit.
Hard to say.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx2nx95pgz7o
I wish President Trump ran the UK Border Farce..
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Self proclaimed Anarchists
I saw a poster for an anarchist book fair whilst walking home from work this evening. The helpful poster displayed the start and end times, what sort of items would be on offer ,details of refreshments available and activities for children. There was a phone number for anyone who had a question and directions to the venue.
I am from the West Country and therefore possibly a bit slow, but isn’t anarchy supposed to be a state of utter fucking chaos? Someone had clearly missed the point here . The organiser should have had it when they felt like it, where they wanted, and balls to anyone else.
I have met various people who claimed to be anarchists, but close inspection always revealed them to be far-left leaning types who were simply uncomfortable with subjects like Washing, Going to Work, Turning up on Time and Taking Responsibility. One such berk invited a group of us round to his house and got very angry when I pointed out that all his CD’s were in alphabetical order.
I will admit to being very easily irritated, but what a bag of unmitigated shite. I apologise for not being able to find a suitable link to illustrate my point, but did note how many societies there are on-line for anarchists. It’s almost as if they like joining in with other folks.
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What a great nom Mary👍
If i can add?
Ive met a few anarchists.
All middle class.
They seem uncomfortable around working class people.
And all seem to be bookworms.
Anarchy isnt something to aspire to.
I like order.
Most of these cunts would be dead without mummy and daddys trust fund and Holland and Barrett.
They all seem more Rick from the young ones than Che Guevara.
If anarchy ever happens these twats would be its first casualties.
Robbed, bummed then eaten.
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Currys, the retail company
are a bunch of cunts.
Last Saturday, 25th October, Elder and the Berserker took me to buy a new TV, my current one having shook a 7 the night before. I purchased a suitable replacement, pleasantly surprised at how reasonably priced it was.
I paid for it and went home, where the Berserker installed it for me.
Now, here’s the reason for the cunting. Whilst paying, the sales assistant did the usual extended warranty sales pitch.
No thanks.
Did I want an electronic copy of my receipt?
Yes.
I know, I wasn’t thinking. BIG mistake!
In the last seven days, not including the receipt, I have had 10 emails from Currys mainly promoting their Black Friday sale, another American abomination.
There’s no media link but I have attached the Black Friday TV ad, for which alone Currys deserves to be destroyed, Budweiser style.
https://youtu.be/N4qW9eFBP0s?si=0u4hPiQ_4nFHDy4j
How very dare they!
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Men Who Take Their Wife’s Last Name.
Its been described as a shift in attitudes and part of a broader discussion about gender roles and indentity. Men taking on their wife’s family name as their own after marriage. But could this be peak cuck? Further evidence of the emasculation of modern men dressed up as being progressive.
Could I still respect a friend if he did this and still look at him as a ‘real’ man without seeing an imaginary ‘doormat’ tattoo across his forehead? Its not a great start is it. From day one everyone knows who wears the trousers.
Its like having your balls in a little box on the mantelpiece while your wife and her boyfriend have a laugh about it.
BBCNews
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A quick edit if I may admin.
‘Its like having your balls in a little box on the mantelpiece while your wife and her boyfriend have a laugh about asking her father-in-law for your hand in marriage’
Ta.
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The Mamas and the Papas.
As you may know, I have an aversion – well, a hatred – of hippies.
I was thinking of who was the most ghastly and teeth itchingly horrible hippy group?
First, I thought of the dreadful Moonflowers. A horrible hippy late 80s band.
But, then I thought of another one…
They were the awful San Francisco Height Ashbury hippy bollocks incarnate. The music itself deserves enough stick, California bloody Dreaming and the self congratulatory Creque Alley for a start. But, what cunts they were behind their peace and love hippy facade.
Michelle Phillips, had every counter culture cock there was. Wrecked marriages, even those of close friends. She had both her male bandmates, and a lot more besides. She was such a trouble making slag, she was fired. Only to be brought back months later for the money involved. Peace and love, man.
Mama Cass. Not her real name. of course. A sort of novelty amongst the ‘beautiful people’. What she really was was a fat smackhead and rather light fingered in hotels. Made terrible syrup drenched solo records like It’s Getting Better and Make Your Own Kind Of Music. Truly dreadful shite.
John Phillips. Well, what can we say?
A proper smacked up nutter, who made Keith Richards look like a trappist monk.
Got so loony on drugs, that he’d pick his skin to bits. Seeing imaginary bugs on his body.
And, it gets much worse. He apparently had a coerced insestous relationship with his daughter. Despite denial from his wives, several witnesses have confirmed this. Papa John indeed, eh?
It appears Denny Doherty was the most normal one out of them. And, I’m not sure about him.
And that name – The Mamas and the Papas – is utterly cringeworthy. One of the worst band mames of all time. And, it appears that they were the most smacked up, self back stabbing, amoral group there was. Second only to the mid to late 70s Fleetwood Mac.
Link here, detailing Papa John’s alleged perversitude.
Never ever trust a hippy.
https://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/mackenzie-phillips-sexual-affair-dad/story?id=8647172
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Manchester.
It has been my misfortune to visit this shithole more than once in the past six months and I am here now, stuck in a hotel. And no, I am not a “refugee”, I am here for work (non-prostitution work).
Some idiot in a London pub once told me that Manchester is “a bit like the north’s answer to London.” Well, London is shite these days and this provincial dump has only copied the worst aspects, adding them to its pre-existing shortcomings.
Mick Hucknall, Gary Neville, and the father from that documentary known as “Shameless” seem to be the three main types amongst the males. Or a charming mixture of the three. That’s the original natives anyway, rather than the sub-human mutants who increasingly dominate the greater metropolitan area. A proportion of whom carry out the familiar form of genocidal sexploitation against the female locals in the likes of Rochdale and Oldham. Rotten boroughs, rotten City.
The city’s road system is a joke, and its airport is a disaster. Worst in the UK for the tenth year in a row apparently; I have found out why for myself. A poorly signed maze of decrepitude and financial exploitation. There aren’t even any chairs to sit on. It ruins your holiday before you’ve even boarded the plane and you can look forward to returning to it in a week or two’s time for more misery. The terminals are stuffy and full of stupid, loud mouthed yobs. Speaking of which, has anybody been convicted and imprisoned yet for that infamous incident last year? … which was followed by anti-police demonstrations amongst the local community and then further protests by far-left filth in the city centre?
The craze for bland, Nowheresville tower blocks continues unabated. The civic leaders seem to imagine that this cock waving idiocy puts them on the map. It doesn’t. It’s just the same insecure and inane pattern on show in craphole cities the world over. Speaking of insecurity, why is it that the mancs are so obsessed with scousers? I went to a Utd game, and they were singing “we hate scousers! we hate scousers!” They weren’t even playing a Merseyside team. I always hated them myself, but having been to Liverpool a bit over recent years have come to envy them a little. There is still a strong sense of place, and you’re very much in England when you’re there, even if it is a bit Irish and sea faring at the same time. They seem pretty friendly and relaxed, and funnily enough, the people don’t ever mention mancs or care about them. Oh, and you’re way more likely to be robbed in Manchester, despite the hub cap jokes.
Back to Gunchester. You go to Picadilly Gardens and it is full of feral youths and dangerous scum from the third world, whilst the queers are bumming each other senseless along the city centre’s canals, sharing monkey pox and AIDS. C(anal) Street indeed, or Sodom and Gomorrah?
Sure, there are some gentrified areas but who cares? They are full of morons as well. The same mindless, deluded wankers swanning about with starbucks and cocktails, having their tepid slop takeaways delivered by masked murderers on ebikes, and driving around in leased status symbols. Like the poncy, commercialised football “clubs” really. The play-things of billionaire, foreign arseholes… are there even any mancs in these teams? The only thing in common with the local population is how ugly the players seem to be. What’s the point of it all? Hand over your credit card, take the knee and keep your mouth shut, peasant.
A beacon of globalist shite and depravity in Northern England, representing all that is crap about modern life in the West, and especially Britain. There are towns and cities in this country, such as Birmingham, that need to have atom bombs dropped on them, they are so far gone. Cuntchester is fast approaching that status.
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Seconded, Cotswolds.
I was born in Manchester City Centre, on Oxford Road to be precise.
And, as a born and bred Mancunian, I have grown to hate what the city centre has become.
A graffiti covered hole full of spiceheads and pisspots.
Not to mention all the crap from Eastern Europe, Africa and the Muslims that infest the place. You forget you’re in an English town, until you talk to the person behind the till.
And, I agree about Piccadilly (No) Gardens. Full of gangs of scum and human rats.
I only now go there if I have to. I went to see my bank manager on Friday morning. But I got straight out after that. There is nothing left to stay for.
I remember when Piccadilly Gardens looked like this…
https://i2prod.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/incoming/article6983975.ece/ALTERNATES/s1227b/003be742.jpg
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I should have added, Norman, that there are decent old English souls there still, and I have met a few. Morrisey and Noel Gallagher are two celebs who seem to say it how it is. And what a shame we don’t still have genuinely gifted comedians, like Bernard Manning. Thank you for your honesty. I am really just angry about what has happened to my country, of which Manchester seems to be a rather large microcosm.
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Saturation News
There are now many UK 24/7 news media outlets – BBC, Channel 4, Sky, GB News, ITN to name the most prominent so Good News surely. The topics of the day to be sliced, diced, spread over and digested over a challenging menu of variety highlighting all the possible nuances of challenging questions. Variety being the spice of life all viewpoints can be satisfactorily explored for the watching punter…..ahh no, not really.
What we get are the same stories often on at the same time in the same running order to the exclusion of all other news. At the moment the Plato train stabbings are centre stage having elbowed out Gaza/Palestine (thank God), Andrew Mountbatten Windsor formally known as Prince (thank God), Ukraine (brutal genocidal Rooskie war going on there in case you have forgotten), continuing Trump shenanigans and so on. As has been pointed out before all these stories are sourced from Reuters, very little original reporting done despite the vast teams of news hacks on the ground – until they catch a plane to the next theatre of misery.
See what you will be watching tomorrow today:
https://www.reuters.com/world/uk/
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