Nominations


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8 thoughts on “Nominations

  1. ”Anti-black discrimination systemic in Met – report”

    The bastards. And they have baroness baldy Lawrence to prove it. Because her son was killed by white cunts and there have been no black on black or black on white murders since. Because blacks dont do crime except when whitey’s racism forces them into it.

    So, why on earth would the Met be discriminatory? We know blacks definitely dont do violent crime. Nor deal drugs. They dont carry knives. So why are they disproportionately represented in prisons?
    Can only be racism.
    And surely no fucker, such as say Baroness Baldy, makes a living out of victimhood.

    Met racism. The cunts.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1lq711n2e2o

  2. The Ignorance of French drivers.
    She who will be obeyed and I went to Belgium for a few days. Driving through a smallish village we encountered a cunt trying and succeding to be a complete bellend.
    He was at a junction and tried to exit the junction, I slammed the anchors on blocking the junction, Matey meanwhile was still fucking trying to occupy the space reserved by my front wing.
    Realising that this would lead to a good kick in the gonads he stayed stationary. Due to a time honoured English custom towards the French during our occaisional disputes with said French types

    Less than 300 metres later he overtook us like a bat out of hell ignoring the posted 30 km/h speed limit

    A day later another wanker tried overtaking on the same stretch of road, again ignoring the 30km/h speed limit this time nearly taking out some poor cow on the opposite side of the road, narrowly missing us and the other woman. Bearing in mind it is a no overtaking zone as well.

    In conclusion I would advise avoiding Bray Dunes at all costs. Imagine the hills have eyes set in France.

    Much safer to go via Adinkirke. For those enquiring minds, yes beer brought and some baccy supplies as well.

  3. The savings account offering a 50% bonus – with a catch.

    I came across this little gem quite by accident, and the headline naturally appealed to me….a savings account offering a 50% bonus….with a catch? I thought, what’s the catch? Normally high return accounts only offer this if your have shitloads to save, and even then if you invest it for 10 years and you don’t touch it.

    So, I watched our resident shirt lifter Martin Lewis explain to to me in the attached video what it’s all about. Apparently it’s only open to low income workers who are also on Universal Credit, whereby over a period of 2 years saving the government (ie..us, the taxpayer) will reward these savers with a 50% bonus of the highest amount they have saved in that 2 year period. So if you save a grand in the first year, then decide to remove all but a quid of it by the second year, us tax payers will give those on UC a bonus of £500!!

    Now, forgive me but if you are drawing benefits from us hard working tax payers because you ‘have no money’ then surely you shouldn’t have enough ‘spare’ to save? And even if you have, wy the fuck are the tax payers paying such a high bonus for saving OUR money to recive it?

    Bonkers….and a cunt.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/cvg431zp41ro

  4. Ed Davey and The Guardian.

    So Ed ‘post office computer says no so put them in prison” Davey thinks the hammering the BBC are finally getting for being lying cunts is a Right Wing coup,so takes to the bastion of impartial news The Guardian to warn us all of this evil conspiracy..

    https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/nov/10/bbc-enemies-attack-robbie-gibb-board

    Apparently “This disturbing escalation in the assault on the BBC should be incredibly alarming to anyone who cares about truth, accountability and democracy. Trump and his mates are trying to destroy one of our most precious British institutions, and we must act fast to stop them.”

    Seems bit rich coming from a Gravy Train Cunt who happily oversaw the imprisonment of Post Office employees on trumped up charges and is now using an openly Far Left rag to air his deranged theories.

    Perhaps he’s the most deluded soppy cunt in the history of British politics?

    Let him have the last word…”To save the BBC, we have to make sure it remains focused on its original mission: to inform, educate and entertain. It must not be coerced into doing Trump’s bidding, or bullied into giving undue prominence to the loudest, most divisive voices”..

    You couldn’t fucking make it up.

    The awful cunts.

  5. Qian Zhimin and the British Legal System.

    What went wong I hear you ask?

    Zhimin is a Chinese crook who embezzled millions from pensioners in the Far East and rolled up in London on a fake passport after the Chinese police launched an investigation onto her ponzi scheme.

    Send her back and let her receive some proper Doctor Fu Manchu treatment from the mad yellow cunts possibly?

    Save us a few quid by flying her back to Chy-na?

    Nah fuck that,start a trial here at vast expense with virtually no chance of any of the victims receiving any restorative justice..

    Oh and also start a proceeds of crime investigation to burn another mountain of our cash…

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvg4w1g9ezko

    What a fucking mess as usual.

    Perhaps Rachel can raise some more taxes to pay for it all?

    Cunts.

  6. Cllr Rachel Millward is a hypocritical cunt.
    Apparently, this deputy leader of the Green party, you know, the party that’s an open borders refugeeees welcome brigade is not happy that 600 Robertsons, all Young males are being accommodated in her lovely town.
    As most of us cunters have known for a long time, it’s all ok as long as it’s not in my back yard.
    What an absolute cunt she is.

    https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2025/11/11/locals-rally-against-uk-govt-plans-to-open-migrant-holding-centres-in-their-community/

  7. The deification of cunts.

    This absolutely boils my piss.

    Let me introduce you to Connor Batty, shot dead at age 26. Of course, let’s ignore the fact that he, and three other thugs forcibly entered the home of a 60 year old man, who in fairness wasn’t a saint, intent on stealing the drugs and money stored there.

    ” He had a heart of gold ” wails one fan.
    ” Top Lad, gone too soon ” bleats another.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cjr5ndvnw83o.amp

    No he didn’t, no he wasn’t.
    He was a vicious,amoral thug, who was sentenced to 35 months in 2022 for a stabbing, and had plenty of previous.

    In fairness to the immediate family, they have issued a dignified statement asking for time to grieve and speculation to stop.

    No, the elevation to sainthood comes from so called friends, grief jacking shite hawks that they are, otherwise known as cunts.

  8. Rachel Millward, NIMBY

    Anybody recall what Green Party leader and nutter Zack Polanski said on the subject of immigration at the party’s recent conference? Well Zack declared ‘we’ll say it loud, we’ll say it clear, migrants and refugees are welcome here’.

    So to smug, supercilious deputy leader Rachel Millward, who also repeated the mantra that ‘refugees are welcome here’ in her own speech. Er, except, it seems, not in her own back yard. Millward, who is also deputy leader of Wealden District Council, penned a joint letter with the authority’s leader James Partridge (wait for it. a Lib Dem!) strongly objecting to govenment plans to house 600 illegals in her local area.

    Her ‘strong objection’ to use of the Crowborough training camp in East Sussex is based on (again, wait for it) ‘safety concerns’ for both locals and the migrants themselves. Apparently, ‘quite clearly, accommodating 600 men on one site with no right to work brings significant risks’, and will place ‘additional strain on already over-stretched public services’.

    We get it loud and clear, Rachel, we really do. You’re so superior and perched on the moral high ground about hordes of illegals flooding in aren’t you, until they actually pitch up on your own doorstep. Illegals are indeed welcome ‘here’, just not HERE, namely where YOU live. Hypocrisy, your name is Rachel.

    https://www.gbnews.com/politics/migrant-crisis-green-party-rachel-millward-sussex-news

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