Juneteenth (National Independence Day)

For those who don’t know in Yankland “Juneteenth” is a commemoration of June 19th 1865, when the last slaves were freed at the end of the Civil War.

This week the Democunts have pushed a bill through Congress making it a Federal Holiday. That means a Bank Holiday in our terms.

Hurrah! Good old Uncle Joe! Who doesn’t want an extra Bank Holiday? Well here’s the rub. Officially it’s going to be called National Independence Day.

You what? Hold on, every cunt knows there’s already an Independence Day…..July 4th. What the fuck?

Of course they could have called it Emancipation Day or Liberation Day but no, they have deliberately chosen to call it this confusing name. Now I wonder why that is?

Answers on a postcard please to:
Rewriting History Association
Commie Avenue
George Floyd City
Gold Coast State

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

Helpful link provided by Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine

Biden signs off Juneteenth

And this from smugcunt

Juneteenth. Fucking Juneteenth !!!

Americans are cunts. Why do they fuck up our language?

9/11 was bad enough without fucking Juneteenth. I understand it was the date the last blacks were emancipated after 600 000 white men died ending slavery. That’s 200 000 more than all the blacks that crossed the Atlantic to North America in the slave trade.

Do they get any thanks? No. “America was built on slavery” they spout. If it was how come South America, where 80% of the slaves went, isn’t richer than North America ? Wankers.

The Democrat party, the ones responsible for slavery, the KKK ,Jim Crow laws and the destruction of black society through welfare are busy turning large swathes of the place into third world shit holes.

Happy June fucking teenth. Cunts

Karens (3)

What’s a Karen?

Well they’re typically middle aged white women who really want to speak to a manager or act like they’re super entitled. They actually complain about the name ‘Karen’ claiming it’s racist (it’s not).  I mean just look at the video and tell me you wouldn’t want to punch them. I would. And I’m nice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyWHVb4ayKM

Nominated by: LazyBiscuits

The National Lottery (2)

A roulette table with the usual zero and double zero has 38 numbers. If you lay a bet on any single number and get lucky then you will win 35 times your stake. The casino will not pay 38 times your stake. They have an ‘edge’ which ensures that mathematically, over an extended period of time, they cannot lose.

Even with such a small ‘edge’ in their favour casinos are able to expand into hugely profitable hotel complexes employing thousands of staff.

The lowest cash prize on the UK lottery is for matching 3 numbers. The best odds for doing so is if the first 3 numbers drawn do not match any of your selected numbers.

You then have 6 chances (the maximum) from the remaining 56 numbers (the minimum).

6 chances in 56….5 chances in 55….4 chances in 54.
Combined odds of 1,386 to 1.

And for beating those eye watering odds you will recieve £30.
Having paid £2 for your selection, that is 15 to 1.

The National Lottery will tell you that half of your stake has gone to ‘good causes’.
Fair enough, then pay out half of the odds of 1,386 to 1……You cunts.

And people are still daft enough to buy lottery tickets every week. Perhaps in the hope that they will win a few million pounds, but not taking into account that they must beat the odds of over 45 million to one to do so.

Go to a casino instead. Put your £2 stake on any single number at if it wins then put the entire winnings on another number. The odds of winning that way are 1,444 to 1. Very similar to the odds of matching 3 numbers on the lottery. The difference is that the casino will pay you £2,450.

The National Lottery is a disgrace. It’s a tax for the hopelessly stupid.

Nominated by: The Artful Cunter

Aram Sheibani

40 year old Iranian refugee who came to this dopey fucking immigration paradise in 1986 amasses a 5m fortune.
Am I jealous, well I wouldn’t mind the dosh but not the 37years. How the fuck do these cunts do it? .
From entry at 5 years old somehow has
Colombian contacts surprisingly and builds up a massive empire distributing marching powder..
I’m missing my court cases in the public gallery and I missed this one. Fucking covid.
Click here for more…

For the police video
Police Video…

Nominated by: Infidelgastro

Whining Minorities

Whining minorities are cunts and so is anyone that listens to them.

I got up early this morning, and so for the first time in months I thought I’d put on the news (the TV licence has been reinstated since I moved in with the lass, I’ve refused to pay for it though).

….Big fucking mistake.

Sly news: blacks moaning about da polis and how policing has changed since fentanyl George got what he deserved. Apparently there aren’t enough black police.

So I muttered some racism and turned to the BBC….

BBC news: some Asian (a brown one) moaning about hate crimes against Muslims, then moaning about people saying that covid is Chinese, as it could cause more hate crimes against Asians (the slanty eyed ones).

Well with all this moaning going on I think I’m well and truly guilty of the hate part…. not the crimes though. Yet.

I muttered some more racism, turned off the telly and went back to my book.

That’s the last time I watch the fucking news.

Nominated by: DeploytheSausage