“Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s political correspondent Ron Knee. Today I’m in Kent to report on the crisis caused by the flood of illegal migrants across the Channel. I’m joined by recently arrived er, Mohammed is it?”.

“Very best greetings, sir. Me most happy to be here! Me English very, very good. You give me money, house, mobile phone, white girls”.

“Not so fast, Mohammed. Just how did you manage to get here?”.

“Ah yes. Me give one thousand Euros and wife to nice Albanian man in Calais. He put me in dingy with two hundred others. You give me money, house, mobile phone, white girls”.

“Just exactly where are you from? Where are your documents?”.

“Er *cough* er me flee war zone in Iraq. Me refugee. No documents. Everyone’s passport accidently fall into water. Sea very rough. Dingy start to sink just outside Calais harbour. Nice British border force boat come in and take us on board. Like taxi, but me no have to pay! Bring us to England. You give me money, house, mobile phone, white girls”.

“So you’re fleeing a war zone you say. Why did you cross several safe countries to get to England then?”.

“No want to stay eastern Europe. No money. Shitty phone reception. Women fat and ugly. France hate us, only give snails to eat. We love Britain. Others who get here before us say how easy you make it for us to stay. Britain love us. Streets of London paved with gold. God save queen. Give me money, house…”.

“Yes yes, alright. Now I understand that Iraq is in fact now pacified. You can go back without fear”.

“No no sir. Me mean Syria. Flee war there. Me not safe. Me also bummy boy. Me get thrown off roof in Karachi if go back. Need sanctuary”.

“So let’s get this straight. You’re fleeing a war zone in Iraq. Or Syria. You said earlier that you’ve got a wife. Now you’re also saying that you fear persecution because of your sexuality. Oh, and Karachi’s in Pakistan, by the way, but of course you know that. Let’s face it, you’re just a freeloader. Just where are you from, and is Mohammed even your name?”.

“Oh sure boss. Everybody in Pakistan called Mohammed. Soon everybody in England called Mohammed too. No able talk more. Me suffering trauma. Me English very, very bad”.

“Of course it is. Oh, here’s your car now, to whisk you off to a four star hotel, where no doubt you’ll find a fat-cat immigration lawyer who’ll make it virtually impossible for you to be deported”.

“Yes me got good story of tragedy and abuse ready. Me get money, house, mobile phone, white girls, and you pay for it!”.

” *sigh* this is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio”.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

(More general info here – DA Border Force In French Waters )

(Oh, and apparently Debbie Bellisio (Operational Manager, Border Force) received an MBE for services to Border Security. – DA)

And there’s this, from Black Biscuit

In view of the enormous numbers of illegals arriving in England by so many easily disrupted routes as well as all the failed asylum seekers who are still here to rape rob and murder.

If one also takes into account our pathetic visa system (especially regarding students) then the old mind starts to envisage that a hidden purpose exists that for whatever reason sanctions and literally encourages this tsunami of souls seeking solace in little old U.K.

So a really big cunting for the lying bastards in charge please. No government since and including Blair’s shower of cunts have actually done anything that really hinders hordes of people arriving for the good life, what is the point of all the hot air and lies that are streamed out everyday by the cunts in charge when it is as plain as the balls on a bulldog (not English mind could be racist) that fuck all is happening except maybe border farce boats are being fitted with taxi meters to help with fuel costs.

Why pay thousands to a smuggler when if you can get 50 metres off shore border farce will pick you up. So as not to discriminate against non swimmers the Zodiac will go to 5 metres. Rumours abound that the head of a private airline has been pricing up some STOL aircraft that would be able to use beach as runway as the border farce boats are finding the going rather tough.

Built for patrol not short run ferry duties mechanical failure loams large. Aircraft are the answer you could fly the passengers anywhere away from prying eyes. So am I as mad as my doctor thinks? Or is there something going on some fucked up desire to change the Western World for ever cos it’s racist innit.

Thirded by –  Fuglyucker 

https://a.msn.com/r/2/AAMm7sN?m=en-gb&referrerID=InAppShare

The fucking home office are useless cunts, with all the radar and detection equipment around the fucking country we can tell when an unusual type of shark swims into British waters and we can spot this tide of human shit getting into blow up boats 6 feet from the French beaches so we know they are coming.
So all that is left to assume is fuck all is being done about it, they should be towing the fuckers back to France rather than picking them up and bringing them over WTF is going on with that, see the above link, Home office are supposed to stop these cunts…

Still yet more from – Sick of It

A cunting for the Joke of the Day, yes we have the solution to stop the record numbers of ILLEGALS crossing the channel in border force taxis.

This Dangerous (lol) crossing, the most ridiculous statement that politicians come out with, it is clearly not dangerous otherwise large numbers of these boat people would be floating bodies through the channel.

Back to the Joke, the UK are going to give France 54 million quid to double the number of police patrolling the beaches, why is this a joke, well it doesn’t matter how many fucking Frog Coppers are on the beach if they all have their eyes shut, backs turned and basically don’t give a fuck.

What a waste of money, just send the cunts straight back!!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-57909188

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Logophile – that´s me!

God bless them – those word loving logophiles.

I was just thinking of some of my favourite words and their appealing sounds – scrotum, filibuster, trenchant, snuggle, spam, grunge, morbid, yokel and mulligatawny, for example.

They all start with consonants so here a few more that start with vowels – amanuensis, incontinent, euphoric, anthropomorphic, epistolary, unguent, anachronism, illicit and oleaginous.

I know it´s not a cunting but it makes a change from bollocking (incidentally, another of my favourite words) the BBC.

Fuck pride Month. Let´s have National Logophile Day!

Nominated by: Mr Polly

(More info here – DA  Word Spotters )

My old stomping ground of Birmingham, was awarded to host the 2022 Games back in the mid 2010s. At first I thought this might be a good idea given the cultural diversity of the city, as well as giving Birmingham a much-needed economic boost, along with the nation as a whole.

But even back then there were rumblings that the Games generally harked back to Britain’s colonial past, and of slavery and “institutional/perceived racism”, with some critics suggesting the Games are anachronistic and just not fit for purpose in a more “diverse and culturally enriched” 21st century.

Given how woke this country has become over the last 2 years, I can only guess when the Games do start next year (Covid restrictions permitting), there will be lots of protests going on probably before, during and after the event. With calls for it to be scrapped completely.

Personally I don’t see the point of the Games (or the Olympic Games, come to that). Most of the athletes are probably on drugs; and given how transsexuals can now identify to whatever gender that will give them the best chance of winning, it will mean the Games becoming even more devalued.

You can also expect to see the BBC and other MSM broadcasters place special emphasis for BAME athletes and the hardships they faced at the hands of all those nasty white imperialists/supremacists centuries ago. (Oh and expect to see lots of BAME pundits in the TV studios, just like what we have now with football, cricket, rugby etc.)

And don’t be too surprised to learn of Commonwealth athletes (and spectators from abroad) suddenly claiming asylum or simply disappearing into the streets of Birmingham not wanting to return home. They claim asylum because they fear for their lives back home (mostly BAME countries), and want to live here (a mostly racist country according to BAMEs). Go Figure!

Hopefully by then there will be no more bending of knees or Black Power salutes by woke athletes – but I wouldn’t bank on it!

Games Race Row

Nominated by: Technocunt

I know, its my own fault for reading this bullsh*t, but it was the link to the Bloody Bollocks Corporation from the GB News item on IsAC that caused it.

First of all there is no prize for guessing which boxes are ticked in respect of this ‘story’ nor of course is it of any surprise that the BBC even entertain it. But PTSD? Oh come on FFS.. what the hell is remotely ‘post traumatic’ about this?

Ok, the wife got ill. She recovered. She didn’t die, her fanny didn’t explode into tiny pieces with some Alien popping out, you all had a difficult time. So what? No real harm was done in the grand scheme of things. How much more pathetic mileage will these wimps take from these experiences that normal folk take in their stride?

My firstborn’s birth was traumatic, wife had blood clots in legs and lungs and had a dreadful time, but all was forgotten when number one lay staring at the ceiling after eventually being expelled from the birth canal and pinking up nicely. This is despite me being the one that spent some 8 weeks trying to hold down work and dealing with a new born and the Mother-in Law while the wife was stuck in hospital not actually knowing which side her luck would be on.

I never went crying to the media about it that’s for sure. PTSD is what the likes of Soldiers endure, proper trauma from seeing people blown to bits. World War 1 conscripted men not knowing if they were walking in stinking piss and blood sodden mud or their fellow regimental chaps rotting faces after being shelled or sniped by Fritz and Co.

I said in reply to a nom earlier this week that I was grateful never to have been pushed into National Service nor suffered the endurance of War, but this shower of shit born in the last 20 years or so might benefit from a bullet in the wrong place or a real life changing catastrophe and make them realise just how irrelevant their mental elf whining really is.

PTSD? Not in the true sense. Cunt? Definitely.

PTSD at Birth of Daughter

Nominated by: The Eternally Grumpy Cunt

To read virtually anything in the press about Joe Biden one might be led to the conclusion that he is an all seeing wise soothsayer with perspicacity and mental processing powers of a genius of Einstein proportions.

They never seem to question him on how he has come to certain conclusions; what are his reasoning’s and on who’s authority he is actually speaking. Please find links to his latest instructions for other world leaders this time the UK and EU, (cunts).

Why cannot they see that he is a dithering old fool with the mental capacity of a garden slug. He slurs his words, forgets questions, on the odd occasion one is asked of him and appears to have a penchant for slobbering over pre pubescent kids.

Surely the MSM fools must realise that if they want us (Joe public) to take his word as gospel and sell this to the us as such; then some of the issues above need to be addressed by them.

Of course this won’t happen because they like creepy sleepy Joe. They can basically dictate to him whatever they want him to say.
Cunts.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-57411343

Biden Warns UK over Northern Ireland

Biden Warns Boris over NI

Nominated by: Everyonesacunt