Let’s hear it again for Mr. Punch, the snobbish, prissy old woman, Grieve, who proved yet again what a snobbish old cunt he is, by his condescending remarks after Thursday’s Chesham bi-election.

Grieve By-election Rant

The voters there, and at Beaconsfield. the constituency who told him to fuck off in 2019, are, he said, “sophisticated” (which might be why they gave the old queen the heave-ho).

Needless to say, the BBC gave maximum coverage of his hissy fit, even repeating the most snobbish bit in a two minute news summary, and the Remoaners at the Guardian and Independent were no doubt pissing their pants, just as they did over Bercow joining the Labour Party yesterday (I think in reality he had joined them 3 years ago when he was arselicking Hilary Benn and Sugartits).

The more you look at the face of this wizened old motherfucker the more you realise the truth of “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned”.

I can just picture duckie Dommie, rifling through Eddie Izzard’s undie draw trying on the frilly pink crotchless knickers, not to mention the pink beret and lippy.

Yesterday, Beaconsfield, tomorrow the public lavatories of a Soho drag pub.

Nominated by: W.C. Boggs

Did you know that (tomorrow/today/yesterday – depends if/when Admin publishes this nomination) June 22 (Err better late than never – DA) is British Windrush Day? Probably not.

Do you even care that June 22 is British Windrush Day? Definitely not, unless you want to put an end to it.

Windrush Day

Going on to the timeanddate.com site to check the exact time of today’s solstice, I clicked on Holidays and Events and noticed this event. The article on the website begins with “On June 22 every year, the UK celebrates Windrush Day to honor the British Caribbean community.”

WTF! Does the whole of the UK ‘celebrate’ this? I had never even heard of it until a few minutes ago and now that I do, I shall not be celebrating it just as I don’t travel across London during the August Bank Holiday to get stabbed or pickpocketed at the Notting Hill Carnival.

Whatever next? Parking Stanley Bus Drivers’ Day to celebrate the arrival of Unhappy Richard’s daddy in the UK? Al Quds Day to celebrate Islamic terrorists? Hold on, we already have that one.

Chiggun!

Nominated by: Hard Brexit Cunt.

I am not sure if this has been cunted already, if so then I second the cunting.

With all the arguments over holding the Olympics this year and the Japanese public against it, Covid secure, no foreign spectators it sounds like it will be a big flop.

So how to spice it up, well NZ have thrown a fucking great big Javelin straight into the arena by selecting a Trans weightlifter for their women’s team, apparently the rules allow this providing testosterone levels are under a certain limit, let’s ignore the fact that this thing was a Male weightlifter and has all the advantages of a male body after all he is actually a man as we know you can chop off the tackle but all the internals are the same.

It’s not gone down well with real female weightlifters and to my mind it just puts the Olympics straight back into same unfair competition status we saw using drugs to enhance performance.

The Olympic committee are cunts for allowing it, NZ are cunts for selecting a bloke to compete in a female event, just wait for others to start jumping on the bandwagon.

I won’t be watching any of the Olympics, they are a disgrace!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-57549653

Nominated by: Sick of it 

Now the average age of a combat soldier in Vietnam was 19 (allegedly) average age of a cunter is 46. so I think that most of you will agree with me, I have bits falling off me, bad back, sore knee, tired, bad arm ect.

Likewise Mrs B MkIII, she has her issues, back is out, leg wont work, pussy is on strike, normal shit for people of our age.

So we have occasional Zodiac sex!

This is not a New fad but the reality of life, we have to wait until all parts of our bodies are functioning and in alignment before we can get jiggy!

Obviously afterwards we need to see doctors for non STD treatments after the required exertions.

We are after all 19 year old’s imprisoned in fucked bodies.

Zodiac sex is a bit of a cunt too.

Nominated by : Lord benny(not quite deceased, but close)

??? – DA

“Rodney – you plonker”!

As Sir Keir Rodney Starmer, KCB, QC wakes up in a whiff of delicate perfume and the rustle of macho lace sheets he can comfort himself with the thought that Labour are so popular and in tune with their voters that they have just come approximately 93rd in the Chesham (rough area – lots of drive by white guilt) by Election with a grand total of 622 votes.

Little Rodney will make the usual excuses but gammon face Pwincess is now being manoeuvred for removal by his backstabbing “colleagues” – Burnham, Khan, Nandy and rent a gob Rayner will all be jockeying for position over the next few months to see who is next in “charge” of a party which will never be elected again.

Labour still haven’t worked out why the people they hate, despise and look down on with arrogant contempt refuse to vote for a party of nutters, commies and anti Semites.

And if they lose Batley and Spen – a distinct likelihood with Laurence Fox and The Reclaim Party holding a free speech event there this week – there will be civil war in their socialist UK hating traitor ranks. (I await the battle with amusement).

Starmer – a “Man” who manages to be even more of a shifty useless clown than Johnson – way to go, daft lad.

Nominated by: Vernon Fox 

Starmer Soon to be Unemployed

This post is 100% lacking in Bonnie Langford content… oh, bollocks – DA