Civil War in South Africa

Okay, so it’s not quite all-out civil war, but it seems things are kicking off again in SA, and in particular Johannesburg.

Lots of BLM (Burn, Loot and Murder) going on between warring tribes (mostly black) either supporting the current president, Cyril Ramaphos’ tough stance on political corruption; and supporters of ousted president, Jacob Zuma, who has been jailed for refusing to testify over alleged government corruption and bribery under his watch.

The police are totally outnumbered by the baying mob, who have looted and trashed many shops, and supermarkets in the Gauteng region of J’Burg, a lot of which are owned by Whites, Asians and Indians.

Things are so bad that private security firms have been called in to protect shops and residences owned by the mostly white middle classes in the area, with some commentators suggesting this is the worst period of civil unrest since apartheid ended in the early 90s.

The thing is though, past and present governments/presidents since Apartheid ended have been black, and just like with other historic black African presidents (Mugabe, Mobutu and Amin) , they love the taste of power, money, bribery, corruption, murder and influence (the exact same things that were levelled at former white presidents like de Klerk and Botha) – until of course they get found out for being the chavvy scum they really are!

Plenty of black people (and whites) have died during this current period of civil unrest, but I don’t hear much noise coming from the libtards in the West, especially the BLM, the MSM, Rashford, Abbott, Sparkletits and all the usual cunts that see racism is all the fault of whitey.

Moreover, I don’t see any of these cunts getting on their planes and flying out to J’Burg in order to protest on the streets and stand shoulder to shoulder with their black brothers and sisters criticising black president, Ramaphos!

They choose not do this because you just don’t fuck about in places like SA. The police can’t control the mob, and therefore the safety of some BLM protestors and token celebs flying in from Heathrow, New York or Califuckyouia would be in doubt. Which is ironic because these are the same cunts who want to defund the police in both the US and the UK. In which case perhaps they should go to Johannesburg and learn a few hard truths of having no police around when you need them.

White Militias called in against lawless looters

Nominated by: Technocunt

 

YouTube cooks

“Hi guys. Dave here. Today I´m going to show you how to make a fantastic mashed potato and beef pie. If you like it, don´t forget to press the thumbs up button and subscribe to my videos. My specialties are potatoes and beef pies. Yummy. Yummy. Have a nice day guys. Oh and don´t forget to look out for my next series in which I show you how to mix potatoes and ground beef in incredible mouth- watering dishes that will blow your socks off! Enjoy! Dave.”

Fuck off Dave and all the YouTube prick so-called cooks. Watching you puts me off food and makes me think the school dinners I got 50 years ago at school in Glasgow – flaccid boiled cabbage, grey mince containing mouse droppings and peas made from sheepshit – were great.

Nominated by: Mr Polly

Hot Weather (2)

(MNC on holiday in Blackpool, perving as usual – Day Admin)

Hot weather.

I fuckin hate hot, humid weather.
Melting Tarmac, your balls stuck to your thigh, sweat trickling down your bumcrack.
Fat cunts in bikinis, queues for the ice cream van, flies, horse flies, fuckin salad.

Jesus, just shoot me,☹️

Nominated by: Miserable Northern cunt

The Diana Industry

Simon Le Bon there with a young Raheem Sterling. Teaching him to remember clunk click, every trip.

A right Royal (or nearly Royal) cunting please for the media, who, because Diana Spencer would have been 60 next week, though she checked out 24 years ago, are having a field day reliving 1997 again.

Chief culprits at the moment are the press, typified by this garbage from the Daily Mail:

Diana Death Crash Conspiracies

Enough already!

No doubt next week to add to the melodrama we will have the battling brothers back in town, and we will have to endure yet again Harry Hewitt’s mithering about how hard done by he is, how daddy cut him off without a penny – for fuck’s sake, you are 36 – act your age for God’s sake.

Nominated by: W.C. Boggs

Seconded by: Captain Magnanimous

The Diana statue is a cunt, isn’t it.

Prince Willy and the ginger whinger unveiled a statue of their mum but instead of an eyeliner’d floozy wearing a tee-shirt saying, “I ♡ Cock”, it was a woman with big funbags flanked by some kids.

It reminds me of that BRITS ceremony years ago where Michael “I sleep with ten-year-olds” Jackson sang his latest shite and to ward off rumours of kiddy- fúcking, Jackson surrounded himself ….with loads of kids. Naturally, they were all different colours, especially-selected, like a youthful United Nations, presumably to prove that Jackson doesn’t discriminate when child-fîddling.

Alternatively, the children in the statue could represent children from the tart’s many, many relationships. She was, after all, a bit of a cockaholic.

No chance this lump will do an Edward Colson.
Unfortunately.

What a car-crash of a statue.

Thirded by:Eddie Van Failen

The Princess Diana Statue is a total hideious cunt!

Wow! The big event. The one thing in the entire world that was going to “bring these two brothers together again”? A monument to the Queen Of Hearts. The anticipation. It made us all want to put Goodbye Englands Rose by Elton Johnny on our Ipod Nanno’s and stand and salute! We shall never be defeated!
The proudest British moment since Philip Schofield came out.

And then the sheet came off. LOL!!
Stood there all grey/green and misserable with some extras from the “Feed The World” pop video.

Even George Floyd’s statue is worthy of less trolling!

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Makes yer proud don’t it just?

 

Brandeis University Trigger Warning

Brandeis university in America has banned the phrase “trigger warning” as it’s a… trigger warning that re-establishes gun violence . I swear I’m not making this up.

Also banned are the hateful words “picnic” which apparently is black lynching. “Rule of thumb” for wife beating and “take a shot at it” gun violence again.

2021 everyone! It’s great!
University Triggers Backlash

Nominated by: LazyBiscuits 

Supported by Komodo

Supplementary to the above- senior Brandeis academic reveals her insanity:

University White Hatred