Fuckmonkey slappers and the legal system and bad driving people are cunts, this cunting is a three for one special and cunts that have forgotten the rules of the road

First this drug fuelled ,snap chat slapper has been banned from driving before for drug driving, she has caused near death and carnage on the roads and survived mores the pity, this shit stain would have been a great target for natural selection to sort out, shame she,s still around to torture snapchat users with her worthless life experiences.

Secondly the legal system, how the fuck did the aforementioned slapper not get sent to jail, see the link, what the fuck do you have to do these days to get sent down, maybe she,s going to suck the judges cock until his head caves in or something, i dont get it.

Thirdly i am noticing this more and more all the time, cunts who jump red lights , i don’t mean on the change i mean fucking red, then cunts that speed up to junctions not intending to stop or even slow down and when there is something coming they have to slam on the brakes fucking hard and then you have cunts who cant seem to stay in a fucking lanes, especially around roundabouts, even when lines are painted on these cockwombles cant manage it, all cunts….

Snapchat mum filmed herself before crashing car

Nominated by: Fuglyucker 

Emergency cunting for HMG. Not so much a reverse ferret as a reverse skunk or wolverine this time.

In order to be eligible for EU aid (WTF? Thought we were going to stand on our own two feet) directed at prettifying retail areas to get the moron public back into spending mode, our principled and consistent leaders are insisting that councils wanting some of the lolly to fly EU flags from every mast, pinnacle and councillor’s arse.

It’s not a hoax, cunters. It’s the final rollover-and-beg admission that we are no longer a nation.

What colossal cunts we are.

Fly the EU Flag or get no government money

Nominated by: Komodo

Fuck the Olympics and fuck the names of these kids? Sky and Bombette? Surely the parents were pissed when choosing these names. Why do sports events take priority over COVID? It’s a piss take.

Does anybody really give a fuck about the Olympics and why is Sky news hammering this story? Is it because one of the kids is called Sky? The majority of people could not give a flying monkey about the Olympics. The games should have been cancelled months ago.

Fuck off.

13 year old skateboarder set to make history

Nominated by: Cock Blanket

Seconded of a sort by – Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler

Has anyone seen the trailer for The Raspberry Games on Channel 4 ?….like a 3 minute promo for “The Abominable Dr Phibes’ Carnival Tent of Terrors”…all that seems to be missing is a bearded lady…he’s probably too busy strapping his cock and balls to his thigh before competing in the women’s weightlifting event..although,tbf. if mental illness can be considered a disability perhaps The Special Olympics is just the place for The Tranny Brigade…at least they’re genuine Nutters and not just some Cunt with a bong-eye or Jeremy Beadle-style withered hand.

” To be a Paralympian you have to have something wrong with you” indeed

“Tokyo Olympics: Team GB women’s football take the knee”….and so it starts..a bunch of Cunts managing to combine virtue-signalling with a standard of football that would shame the Byker Grove Special-Needs second Eleven to produce a truly unwatchable pile of utter shite.

I hope their dildos wilt.

Yours Truly must state for the record that he is older than most of the bastards out there and has total contempt for the gibbering farting pack of ’em.

They use their monstrous heavy sharp edged contraptions as offensive weapons to assault the citizenry about their lawful business while under the delusion that their covid masks make them mister anonymous.

Example: YT had fought his way to the end of the queue at me local Co-Op and was about to make an ethical caring sharing purchase when one of the old fuckers gunned his motor and shot in front of me. Politely informed old scummy scrotum that he was behind me and assumed me rightful place at the Check Out and he had better behave or I would pull his tubes out.

Old Cunto then aims his foot boards at me ankles and tries to block the Check Out aisle with his war chariot. So climb over the old cunt and engage in verbals and make me purchase while he tries to repeatedly ram raid me bollocks.

Politely made the point that if he continued like that he would likely have a stroke and that the slimy bubbles coming out of his nose and mouth were not, in my opinion, a good sign.

Further verbals of an Anglo Saxon nature then to calm him down I disconnected his battery. That did the trick and stopped his morphine pump as well. Made me excuses and left.

Interesting that no-one in the shop intervened or went to help the old cunt despite his obvious distress.

Cruel hard world in the Co-Op.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

Smart Chargers (Smart Meters raison d’etre).

Smart Meters have been nominated before but, bad as they are, they are just the thin end of the nasty fat wedge that is climate change bollox.

Luckily, smart meters per se are not mandatory. But, due to a pernicious new piece of legislation, smart chargers will be mandatory if you install a charger for an electric car. These will work with smart meters to only charge an electric car when the grid has excess capacity (let’s hope there’s not a big take up of electric cars then!). Also, they will take charge out of a charged car battery to supplement the grid if necessary (this “benefit” has not been widely publicised by Mr Gummidge, surprisingly).

Imagine, you get home late from a busy day at work and plug your electric car into charge (at peak time because that’s how it works out with your job) because you are relying on it for an important meeting that you are going to leave home early for tomorrow in the small hours to beat the traffic on a 100 mile journey. Jump in your car the next day and it’s got less charge than it started out with as the smart charger has decreed that it’s getting it’s juice back between 5 & 8 am (because, as they said on The Fast Show: “computer says no”).

What a cunt!

It looks like the key to avoiding having your electricity supply throttled is to avoid getting an electric car. I should manage that OK – I shall be hanging onto my smelly old diesel as long as I can find something to put in the tank – maybe JP-1A, there doesn’t seem to be any plan to ban that anytime soon as the Elite’s private jets run on it) ?

Electric Car New Charging Rules

Nominated by: mikdys