In my desperate attempt to become part of the wokie crowd I was going to nominate The Bangles hit “Walk like an Egyptian” as a blatant example of colonialism and racism disguised as popular culture.

There are obvious references to slavery as well as not very nice things about the Japs and the Chinkies.

I thought I was onto something radical here but my extensive research shows that some wokie cocksucker has beaten me to it again.

The track is listed in “Songs You Didn’t Know were Racist” in the Readers Digest, of all things, August 2020. Among the others is “Island Girl” by Fat Reg, my fucking hero.

I’m beginning to wonder if I will ever be accepted amongst the woke. I fear they are far too smart for me.

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

Walk Like an Egyptian Song

Racist Pop Songs

The Hundred is yet another repackaging of cricket and it is a crock of shit.

I managed to watch about 20 minutes of the first men’s game before turning the tv off. The commentators are universally woke and frequently women; John Arlott they are not.

The BBC has signed up for this rubbish and is desperate to make people think that it is worth watching. Some bint was saying that the previous evening’s women’s game was watched by a world record (for a cockless cricket fixture) 6,000. She failed to mention that some 15,000 tickets were given away for the game.

The Hundred encapsulates all that is wrong with modern sport; designed by media people who have bugger all knowledge or understanding of the true essence of sport.

Nominated by: Guzziguy

(Yes, this is the real deal! – Day Admin)

I might be a bit harsh nominating Fernando as clearly he can’t be right in the head.
Perhaps the Brazilian mental health services or whichever surgeons and dentists have carried out the various procedures are the real cnuts in this case.
The pictures in the attached link let you know all you need to know. Be warned, they aint pretty.
How in Dogs name can anyone do that to themselves or, in the case of the tattoo artist/dentist/surgeon, to a fellow human?
It makes that other Brazilian fr ea k addicted to surgery, Rodrigo (now Jessica) Alves – the human Ken Doll as was – look normal.

Tattoo Artist Turns into an Orc

Nominated by: Dickie Dribbler

And on the subject of body mutilation, here’s this from Fuglyucker 

A nom for cunts who have stretched out their ear lobes until they resemble uncooked kalimari, I was queuing behind Some cunt today with dangly, wobbly and quite frankly fucking disgusting swinging ear lobes.

This fucking rank trend is done by sticking bigger and bigger plugs into a hole in the ear lobe until it is stretched out like Katy Prices Lacky, slacky snatch.

What do these fuckers do when they have had enough of the dirty, grungy unemployed look, I suppose there must be doctors out there to correct this fucking abortion, while they are about it some mental counselling is also recommended for the comedy onion ring eared jug head cunts…..

Went out for a walk yesterday evening after sunset, just now noticed five large red lumps on the back of my leg, itching like fuck.

Even more annoying is their ability to produce five bites in an exact straight line, as if they used a midge sized ruler.

Fortunately I have plenty of TCP. Bastard midges, or whatever they were.

Nominated by: mystic maven 

and this from Cuntologist

May I second this?

Woke up with 12 bites up and down both legs, made for a very uncomfortable day and my legs look like they have leprosy.

Some of those bites swelled like balloons (albeit tiny balloons made by The Borrowers.) Brought out the Jungle Formula; seems to repel the little bastards. Rubbing alcohol works on the itching, perfume will do as well.

And a third, from The Big Chunky Cunty

Thirded

Fucking biting black flies in the park. If I stand still it takes about 15 seconds for a mass of black flies to come out of nowhere and blitzkrieg my shins and triceps, stabbing me up good. Absolutely relentless little cunts.

I swear I was never appetizing to the bastards years ago.

(Black Flies Matter – Day Admin)

And a fourth, this time from Dick Dribbler

Admin, if you’re going to run this nom you might want to consider adding the link below (same story running on many local rags). As we’re in peak horsefly season they are probably to blame for Mystic Maven’s nibbled leg.

Nasty Horsefly Bites

and there’s more, this time from Merlin’s Droopy Sleeve

So-called “Fruit” Flies

Hello cunters! I would like to draw your attention to these little bastards.

Once upon a long ago, these flies used to just land on (and also squeeze a little fly dump on) your fruit – especially bananas. They were a bit of a pain in the arse – nowhere near as bad as your average wasp, but still annoying.

Well not anymore, now they land on anything they can fucking find: empty beer bottles that still smell of beer, teacups, empty pot noodle pots, full dustbin bags – basically anything that smells like food or drink. Occasionally they remember that they are supposed to like fruit too and actually land on a banana once in a while.

Since they are not just after fruit anymore their original name is out-of-date, I think it should be changed to something more appropriate. I have started calling them Pita Flies: PITA stands for “pain in the arse”. Or as a homage to ISaC, I guess I could call them Cuntflies.

Dawn Butler on the cunt hunt again.

A very typical of the publicity seeking bag of Liebour wind.

The PR hungry MP for Kabuls latest stunt involves being thrown out of the House of Commons for refusing to withdraw her claims that Bozza is a liar.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-57927398

Now this we know, he does lie…shock fucking horror, hes an MP, they all fucking lie, but this crackpot, despite full well knowing she’d be ejected, pressed on anyway, fully revelling in the scene she created.

No different from the bullshit she spewed over being stopped by the cops (who did absolutely fuck all wrong at the time) a while back and filming it…more setup to claim waaaaaaycism it could not have been,

Fuck off back to your chiggun hut Dawn, there’s a good lass.

Nominated by: GeneralZod 

And this from W,C. Boggs

Dawn Butler

Lets; go down to Labour List, with a banjo on my knee, wearing dem golden slippers, for another poke under the paving stones of the woke wankers, to find what slugs are crawling about amongst the witless cunts who reside there, and we find the gobby, brainless, loud mouthed greasy heap of shit that is Dawn Butler – look at her the dark keys version of Ken Dodd:

Butler Publicity Stunt on Liar Boris

By their own admission, a cheap publicity stunt. Just what you would expect from this self righteous old whore, who probably attends the same clap clinic as Angie. You can almost smell the chiggun and rotting salmon in her cunt from here.

Elsewhere, she refers to Boris as “corrupt to the core”, probably hoping nobody will remember her “second home” scandal.

So not only a desperate old cunt but a desperate UGLY old cunt as well, and one of the biggest hypocrites amongst Dame Keir’s shower of shit.