(UK hater-when-convenient Thompson and Blubby Hubby receiving their Italian Citizenship, conveniently in front of the media – Day Admin)

Greg Wise and ‘Our Emm’.

Once upon a time, not so long ago, there was Brexit. This did not go down well with ‘national treasure’ Emma Thompson and her husband Greg Wise.

‘I feel European’, burbled our Emm, contemptuously labelling the land which has given her fame and fortune as ‘a tiny little cloud-bolted, rainy corner of sort-of Europe, a cake-filled, misery-laden grey old island’. We love you too.

Amid much pomp and fanfare, the pair swanked off and bought a pad in Venice, and were granted residency in February 2020. Here they stayed happily ever after, sporting their European credentials and living out their European dream.

Erm, well not quite. Suddenly, like a bolt from the blue, came Covid-19, which hit Italy like a roaring shitstorm. So did Emm and Greg, true to their new allegiance, stay in Italy and ride it out?.

Nope. The pair promptly pissed their pants and fled back to benighted old Blighty after just FOUR DAYS, and (at least as far as I can see) Italy hasn’t seen hide nor hair of them since.

Fast forward to August 2021. I’ve just finished reading the somewhat pretentious ‘What I’ve Learnt’ column in ‘The Times’ magazine, featuring none other than the lad Greg himself. It appears that he and the mrs. are still in the wilds of Argyll. He says ‘we’re tucked up in a glen here in Scotland, and the morning light and sounds of nature are extraordinary’. He’s busy ‘reconnecting with nature’, it seems.

The intro to the article states that ‘he lives in London and Scotland with his wife Emma Thompson’. No mention of Italy and the glories of life in the EU. No shit, Sherlock. It seems that old Brexit Britain ain’t such bad a place to be after all when there’s a problem. I wonder if they’ll ever feel safe enough to desert us once more *sob*, in order to grace Italy with their presence again…

What a couple of utterly intolerable, hypocritical luvvy cunts these two are.

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*Apologies Admin; I can’t find a link to ‘The Times’ article of 21 Aug 2021 which contains the full article with the complete intro.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

(Imagine Jack “The Sweeney” Regan driving around in one of these! – Day Admin)

Rainbow police cars.
From being terrified of doing their job in case they get accused of racism, to this new low-point in British policing.

Deputy Police Commissioner Julie Cooke said:
“The cars are on the normal police patrol in the communities to show them in turn that we encourage you to report yourselves. They should encourage our LGBT + community, but also other underrepresented groups.”

Bound to frighten and subdue the most hardened thug or jihadi.

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Nominated by: mystic maven

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Eating hotdogs shorten your life

Yes, a bunch of “experts” from the University of Michigan with nothing better to do with their time, have published a journal declaring among other things that eating a hotdog can shorten your life by “36 minutes” per dog.

In essence what they’re saying is that eating bad food is err… bad for your health, and that we should all eat healthy food!

Well fuck me, I never knew that!

But when you read further into the details, they’re pushing/suggesting/insinuating we should all go veggie/vegan for a healthier life and to save the planet etc etc.

And it still doesn’t explain how truly fat cunts are still alive into their 40s, 50s and 60s if they’ve spent most of their lives pigging out of junk food. Surely they should have died years ago based on their health calculator!?

Next time you have a Full English, you could be looking at anything up to 500 minutes shaved off your lifespan!

(I wonder how many minutes are shaved off your life for a good old solid wank?)

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Nominated by: Technocunt

(Nope: the header pic is NOT Diane Abbott on her day off! This is your actual pygmy hippo – Day Admin)

I have a reasonable recollection of a documentary I watched a couple of years ago. I will admit to watching it through to the end as the presenter was quite a cute Australian/Asian girl.

The crux of her film was the tracking down of the rare, possibly endangered, pygmy hippo, I assumed it was under threat and only her intervention would save it.

The programme involved her and her crew traveling over from Australia and spending weeks at a time in the ivory coast. It took place over two years and involved setting up the obligatory camera traps strapped to trees and assembling a rudimentary, humane, animal trap which had to be inspected by a local wildlife expert prior to it being used to ensure it was not going to injure or cause stress to the highly sensitive pygmy hippo.

Over the course of two years she managed to capture, on film, four images of pygmy hippos, two of which were very possibly the same animal.

Not having seen a follow up documentary I can only hope and pray that these three are still alive and even thriving. Or maybe they’re dead. I don’t feel I need to go over all the reasons that all this is fucking nonsense, much like tracking a family of turtles around the south Pacific on board a spy-grade yacht or spending weeks trying to catch a glimpse of a rare bird/insect/reptile and don’t get me started on the fucking panda and the fucking snow leopard.

Leave them alone you interfering lazy cunts and go and do something useful like put the kettle on.

Oh, and Attenborough, watching a group of animals gang up on, chase down, rip apart and devour is neither educational nor entertaining. It’s not the reality of anyone’s life other than those involved.

Nominated by: Keith Hall

One has to wonder how wearing a burqa, looking like a Poundshop dalek with ugly footwear encourages. Embracing diversity”?

Given the current situation, which any moron could see coming a mile away, that was a bit ill timed, Lily dear.

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Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

(We were tempted to bin this nom due to being only a couple of sentences (Point 3 of our nom rules). But we let it through purely for the stupidity of the bint in question – Day Admin)