Channel 4 (4)

The other day as part of the Channel 4 link between programmes they shaded a 15 percent area of the screen in honour of the 15 percent of people in the world who live with a disability.

Now if that doesn’t enable them all to throw away their crutches, wheelchairs and bevy of well paid ‘professional carers’ I don’t know what will. Silly cunts.

As my own personal tribute I went on Betfair and placed a 50p ‘lucky 15’, the four horses subsequently going on to run as if they all had something very wrong with them.

And while I’m sticking it to C4, what about that big tin fella that makes a nuisance of himself wherever he shows up, most noticeably when casually depositing 20 or so illegals atop the white cliffs of dear old blighty?

P.s. I watch very little on C4 but I do have a thing for ray’s wife in everybody loves Raymond.

Nominated by: Keith Hall

And then there’s this from DCI Gene Cunt

Channel 4 Black To Front.

Black to Front

A quick nomination for the above stroke-inducing shitfest on Friday 10th September, please. The simpering cunts say:

“To amplify the conversations around representation and diversity in the industry, 2021 will see Channel 4 disrupt its regular schedule to broadcast 24 hours of television showcasing Black talent on and off screen”.

Fuck me, don’t these right-on, sycophantic arseholes watch television, films, or listen to the fucking radio??? I sometimes wonder if I’ve tuned into the fucking Nigerian channels with the amount of ethnics on there.

‘Under-represented’???? I’ve started looking for token whites.

My fucking arse.

And supported by Dark key cunt

I second this. I am the Dark Key Cunt (and I’m all you’ve got now that B&WC is in jail (the only explanation).

I’ve made the mistake of calling myself a coconut at work (Fuck it. I don”t care. (These people in Leicester are confused by an Indian who is a True Cockney).

I am British. I am English. I am Indian. I am Brown. Proud of all it. I’m a fackin’ true cockney as well. Born wivvin the sound of the Bow Bells.

I’m also a cunt. I am most proud of that.

And also, to DCI, I doff my hat, sir.

The Caveman and Darwinism

The Caveman

I was reading an exchange between two cunters in which they revealed their unconscious dogma. That we moderns are the flower of humankind after a million years of Evolution. Our ‘brains are bigger’ one post ended.

Brought to my mind The Caveman. Yes there he is Homo Erectus in his animal skins and club in hand. The club of course for knocking ladies on the head with and ‘carrying them off’. His other weapon he has made for himself is a sharp flint knife to mark each conquest on his bedstead. To show his mates I suppose. How he communicates with these mates I don’t know-because he seems not to have the gift of language. He just grunts and and shakes his hand and points it seems from tv, movies.

The Caveman is not very refined is he. He lacks culture is the assumption. He’s a bit thick. We are far more developed than him.

Wayne and Waynetta come to mind. Slouched on the sofa with their takeaway watching the huge LED TV set on the wall. Mmm…what is on the wall in the Cave? Well we have evidence -indeed the only evidence we have of these people who lived so long ago, namely; the paintings on the cave wall.

There isn’t one of a male human figure under huge swans’ wings. But there are beautiful painting of horses and deer and bulls. (I am thinking of the Lascaux caves in southwestern France). And animated as well. You can see The Artist has gone to great lengths to capture the disposal of the legs in a deer cavorting. Or the shape of the back in a horse bucking.

Yes a True Artist-with his love of the long flowing sinuous line. This is somebody who has really studied the horse. The quality of the work is as good as George Stubbs’s paintings of horses in the 19thCentury.

Picasso was good at this before he went nuts. His early drawings of animals are quite exceptional. That was before he started painting them in straight lines a la Cubism.

Anyway my point here you could say rather than there being a development in Art since the Stone Age there has been a decline. Or The Stone Age should be seen as the Avant guarde.

Back to Wayne and Wayneyetta. What do we say on here? ‘Darwin in reverse’. But it is such a simplistic way of seeing things. It isn’t Darwin in reverse or Darwin fast-forwarded. Its just humans. Living at different times.

I haven’t mentioned Fred Flintstone. YABBA DABBA don’t. Yes It was Wilma for me.

Nominated by: Miles Plastic

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Caveman

Gotten Something?

“THEM THAT HAS – GETS, THEM THAT GETS HAS GOTTEN”

A minor cunting please for British people who constantly write, and even worse, say, “gotten”

That dreadful Americanism is NOT a British word that the Oxbridge Dictionary compilers would entertain. Why do they fucking well say it then?. Even “posh” people on Wireless 4.

I suppose they are the type that use the sidewalk and go to the movies instead of walking along the pavement till they find a cinema.

Nominated by: W.C.Boggs

(So..Can I reach out and get your autograph please, Mr Boggs? – Day Admin)

 

Chaheti Bansal Curries Favour

Chaheti Bansal

This idiot wants to ban the word ‘curry’ and seems to think that anyone that’s white is racist for wanting to eat Indian food.

Yet another California-based, leftie nut job with nothing better to do than spend her time calling everyone that doesn’t agree with her a bigot.

If an Indian chef came on TV and cooked fish & chips nobody would have a problem with it. I’m tired of hearing these politically correct cunts whining all the time about nothing. Get a fucking life cunt

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Nominated by: Al

“Misunderstood” Travellers (4)

Fucking gypo,s again, they are having a horse fair somewhere in Yorkshire, at least this time the locals are going to shut all the shops and pubs to try and avoid the local nightmare that anything to do with these pikey cunts usually becomes.

The saving grace here is this fuckfest isn’t going on anywhere near me, thank god,
the local pikey king no doubt will be on the news complaining about how misunderstood they are, and what a hard time they get.

I say you act like cunts all the time don’t be surprised when you get treated like cunts all the time…..

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Nominated by: Fuglyucker