Cameo

Cameo is a narcissistic website for saddos that want to be acknowledged by celebrities. It’s also a way for B-list slebs and has-beens to make a bit of money. The idea is that you pay for your favourite star to send you a personalised video message.

Do you want Caitlin Jenner to personally congratulate you on your weight loss in a 30 second video? Yours for $2500. Perhaps you would like Charlie Sheen to congratulate you on your successful haemorrhoid operation? Yours for only $350. For $333 Draco Malloy will send you a video calling you a “filthy little mudblood”. For only $30 Perez Hilton will congratulate you for passing your driving test.

The most bizarre thing about Cameo is how degrading it is for these so called celebrities. Every celebrity has a price and Cameo is a meat market of sleb whores hawking their tawdry wares.

Famous socialist Scottish gobshite actor Brian Cox is yours for £149. Paloma Faith will sing a sad song on the death of your hamster for £150. Sarah Palin will say something sexy to you for £187. Even Nigel Farage is on sale for £75. Ted Nugent will make your ear drums bleed for £225. Miriam Margolyes will terrify you for £128 and Jerry Springer will congratulate you on abstaining from masturbation for £101.

The whole thing is staggeringly banal and tawdry. It reduces sleb worship to its basic ingredient- a financial transaction – and makes the slebs look just as desperate as the idiots paying for their services. How low will a sleb sink for a few quid?

https://www.cameo.com/

Nominated by : MMCM

Scotland the Woke.

”Nicola Sturgeon’s government unveiled a series of “anti-racist” instructions for primary and secondary teachers on Thursday, which the SNP said were designed to “embed race equality” in classrooms and “decolonise” the school curriculum.”

”Meanwhile, teachers are told that they should recognise that race is “a system that serves to enable capitalism and the current world order”.

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The lucky fuckers who inhabit Sturgeon’s paradise are being treated to up -to -the minute, right-on, decolonising of school teaching. Throw in a dose of Marxism and there you have it.
Not for them the iniquity of the Highland Clearances (fuck em, they were white). Never mind the factionalism of Rangers/Celtic. The rampant drugs. A bankrupt economy. The lucky bastards are getting ‘white privilege’ tests for teachers. All courtesy of wee Krankie.

This is what you get when you get 16 year olds voting for a party with a 12 year old’s grasp of reality.

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Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

and supported by Ron Knee

*Admin; may I suggest a supplementary to this most worthy nom. by adding in those smug, self-righteous cunts the Scottish Greens?

The eco-socialist ‘Green Nats’ have cottoned on to the fact that their only chance of a whiff of power is the one that comes from sticking their noses hard up Wee Jimmy’s arse and keeping them there.
About 1.5% of the vote in the Hollyrood election, just seven MSPs, but now a formal coalition gives them two ministers in return for propping up the utterly incompetent zealots in the SNP. Partners-in-crime indeed.
Good luck with that, Scotland.

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A 10.75 old pence sort of a shilling cunting for Afghan’s biggest hypocrite, Pen Farthing.

Having plastered his face all over BBC Breakfast News for the last week, former marine and animal charity boss Farting has been airlifted out of Kabul on a private charter flight with reportedly 90 to 100 dogs and 60 to 70 cats in tow but without the staff he pledged he would refuse to leave without.

His animals were escorted through the chaos at the airport by British soldiers, which begs the question why they couldn’t have done the same for a few human beings instead.

As Foreign Affairs Select Committee chair Tom Tugendhat said: “The difficulty is getting people into and out of the airport and we’ve just used a lot of troops to bring in 200 dogs, meanwhile my interpreter’s family are likely to be killed. As one interpreter asked me a few days ago ‘why is my five-year-old worth less than your dog?’”

The above is made worse by the number of empty seats on the plane. Can anyone explain to me why there would be empty seats when we can manage to fill the hold with fucking cats and dogs???

Meanwhile, the cunt is safely tucked up in Oslo and still whinging on the BBC while the quarantine facilities at Heathrow are heaving with his fucking animals.

The man is a fucking arsehole and the British Army are cunts for going along with it…

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Nominated by: Dioclese 

And seconded by Miles Plastic

His story doesnt stack up. He kept going on about not leaving the cats and dogs AND his Afghan workers at the charity behind. ‘I am not going to leave them behind’. But he has left his Afghan charity eorkers behind. So when he was saying that ‘I am not going to leave them behind’ he meant the cats and dogs he’s not going to leave behind. The cats and dogs were more important to him than his workers!

And his wife got out on an empty plane!!! I dont know what the problem with papers were but I am fucking suspicious that she fucking made a noise like hubby and got on a flight.

Whatever if it was MoD incompetence I find it obscene that the British Army were fucking about with this stupid fucking cunt while women and children were being bombed and were scrambling to get out.

And wait for this the animals might very well have to put down anyway if one of them is found to be diseased. Which coming from that shithole is a very likely possibility. So the whole fucking thing might have been pointless. Was any assessment done of wether it was worthwhile or not I wonder…

And it fucking occurs to me that my sister brought two cats over from Spain a few years ago and it was all about getting their ‘pet’s passport’. Have these canine refugees (I suppose we must call them) got their ‘papers’?

This debacle has truly got to be the most egregious exhibition of fucking Woke touchy-feely shit ever.

And that cunt Ricky Gervaise (who I once saw crying at his pet cat on a video) clamouring for the dogs and cats to be saved. And fucking Dame fucking Judy as well.
Fuck it.

** Emergency Cunting **

And so it begins: increases in NICs to pay for so-called social care, with up to 25 million workers affected.

Seems that the government is awash with cash to fund white elephants like the £108bn HS2, and the £30bn+ disaster that was the Track and Trace app. And let’s not forget the £400bn propping up the economy during the pandemic (why aren’t we sending an invoice to fucking China I wonder?) And then of course the billions spent on foreign “aid”!

So there seems to be plenty of “cash” available for these poorly defined schemes, but now of course there’s a massive shortfall funding social care, which really should have been a top priority in allocated funding. But because it wasn’t the good old taxpayer has got to foot the bill.

I wouldn’t mind so much but you just know the extra money raised will either be reallocated to other government projects (bailing out London Transport again), or that it will be mismanaged with little or on money actually going to those that really need it. (You only have to look at the billions thrown at the NHS over the years to realise that its the management of the money that is the ongoing problem with the NHS).

Anyway, its good to know that yet again those that work and pay their taxes will now be expecting to cough up more so that the feckless, the lazy, the “refugees” and probably the extremely rich can get some quality social care more or less on the house!

Factor in how inflation is rising at its fastest rate in over 10 years, warnings that interest rates may have to rise, the energy cap has been lifted which means more expensive domestic heating and petrol this winter; unemployment is also going up, plus all those hugely expensive Net Zero Green projects to look forward to.

The poor old Taxpayer will need as much social care as it can get!

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Nominated by: Technocunt

And moving on to the cunt in question, Boris Fucking Johnson

Boris is clearly a compassionate man – he has to be, given his charity towards Dame Keir Starmer, that whinging old wanker, useless at his job, stood little chance of winning the next General Election – until now. Now Boris has railroaded his spineless cabinet, including Priti Wind & Water Patel, Useless George Eustice etc into backing an increase in N.I. – which was a 2019 election pledge NOT to do, I wouldn’t be surprised to see Starmers Charmers, with his oddball collection of commies, feminists and q ueers could win back a lot of the red wall.:

Can’t you just hear the old queen crowing?

Time for Boris to stand aside, but who the fuck would replace him? – Rishi? – he is just John McDonnell in dark make-up

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Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

And this from mikdys 

Boris Johnson

Words fail me concerning this cunt. Today he has announced National Insurance will increase by 1.25% to pay for Social Care (and at the same time State Pensioner’s Triple Lock has been suspended for one year). Both changes break the Conservatives Manifesto. The excuse? “A global pandemic was in nobody’s manifesto”.

Well, guess what? The cost of Net Fucking Zero wasn’t in anybody’s manifesto either. If funds are short why not scrap that bullshit and reduce NI with the funds that are left over? It’s not as if UK Net Zero is going to make a blind bit of difference to the state of the planet. Why not scrap HS2 while you are about it as well and save even more billions being wasted on yet another white elephant.

I don’t regret many things in life but I have almost daily regret having voted for the fake Conservatives in 2019 “to get Brexit done” (which this cunt didn’t do properly either!).

The UK’s biggest tax increase for 28 years:

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Raid Fly Killer – Doesn’t do what it says on the tin.

Absolute waste of money this crap, left some dirty dishes in the sink last night because frankly I couldn’t be fucked. Woke up this morning and the fuckers are everywhere. That’s it get out the Raid!

Guess what let loose on the cunts directly and the little cunts are just licking it off whilst I’m here gassing myself. I thought I caught covid how much I was coughing.

What a load of shit! Raid are selling shite the cunts.

Nominated by: Clown Clown the Cunty Man

(I wonder if Animal Rebellion support the killing insects and other nasty creepy crawlies, or just only cute things like sheep & rabbits? – Day Admin)