“Cat” Thieves


Cats or more to the point cat thieves are cunts, not the 4 legged cats, the expensive parts of your exhaust (catalytic converter) that fuck monkeys cut off your car to weigh in for scrap, costing you a fortune, making your insurance go up and generally fucking up your day.

Well it turns out karma has sorted one of these thieving cunts out good and proper, even his good mate left him there once he saw police looking at a pair of legs sticking out from under what I hope was a nice heavy 7 series BMW that crushed him when his jack collapsed while he was trying to cut off the cat..

I’m sure his family will say what a great guy he was, but this is justice dealt in an instant, so eventually karma or natural selection deals with these cunts once and for all and good fucking riddance, zero fucks given for the piece of shit….

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Nominated by: Fuglyucker

(Of particular interest from the news article was the comment from the coroner – “She expressed her condolences to Mr Stephens’ family and friends, adding: “It is evident he is greatly missed by many people.” – Day Admin)

Fireworks, and the cunts that use them

Fireworks and cunts with fireworks are treble cunts, it’s twenty to twelve Friday night and some cockwombles has decided to light fireworks, what an absolute cunt, this fucking cockwomble is probably on benefits as well,.

Honestly how much of a cunt do you have to be to start setting off fireworks at this time of night? I hope the fuck knuckle ends up with one of those stag horn kidney stones and the have to pull it out through his cock, I bet he sets off fireworks in the daytime as well, what a retarded cunt, its a shame he didn’t have one blow up in his face, that I would have enjoyed.

Anyway I think there’s absolutely no point in worrying about emissions and air quality while fireworks are still around, ban the fuckers, there all from fucking China anyway.

The build up to bonfire night for a week and the week after are bad enough, ban the bastards, so cunts who are as thick as gorilla shit can’t get them, job done… I would imagine its quieter in Kabul tonight .. Cunt

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

Romana Didulo – Queen of Canada!

Who? Well as you may recall I enjoy looking into obscure conspiracy fields. This psycho is the self proclaimed Queen of Canada who has already executed Liz and the rest of the royal family.

She’s developed a cult who send letters to businesses claiming they comply or be executed. She’s mad as a fucking box of frogs claiming she’s literally a Queen.

She’s also anti-vaccines and just generally mental

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I mean mental too, she’s starting to gather a literal army of idiots for her ‘crusade’.

https://youtu.be/dB3yBf1VT30

Nominated by: LazyBiscuits

Rip-Off Vets (2)

Vets are cunts, well some probably are but the fees they charge are cuntish.

My partners grandsons hound, a lovely Springer Spaniel has been poorly lately, nothing dramatic, no life saving midnight surgery scenarios but a limp in a back leg.

Off she goes to the vet, 3 weeks later still no clue what the fuck is wrong. The vet suspects ligament damage to the knee area, possibly cruciate. The poor thing has had pokes and prods and an x-ray.

The cunt of a vet now wants a CT scan done, to what end I don’t know, the cost of the scan is £600 and the vet says that if it’s what he suspects the cost to mend it will be £4000 bar a couple of quid.

Four fucking thousand! And no guarantee it’ll be fixed.

The grandson promptly told them to fuck off as he’s non too impressed with the lack of certainty in the diagnosis so he’s taken the dog to another vet today. Same shit, this cunt wants 2 more x-rays from different angles and reckons the cost will be about £3600 so a bit less than vet cunt number one.

The fucker only has a bit of a limp, it’s fucking mad as a box of frogs and would probably heal itself if it sat still for a few days.

It seem vets take the piss, I blame insurance, as the cunts know they can charge like a wounded rhino as the insurance pays. His dog is insured but only for £2000. Also that Oirish cunt vet on the telly, he thinks of a number and multiplies it by his inside leg measurement to get to the actual fee.

I suggested having the leg off, dogs seem to manage on three quite well but that went down like a shit sandwich. The bank of nan will be funding. It’s a conspiracy.

Nominated by: Bertram Cuntatious DCO

and supported by Cuntologist

Sorry admin, I have to help! One of my dogs had the same thing – they wanted to do a CT scan after x-Rays showed nothing.

We took her swimming to a hydrotherapy place 3 times a week for a month – sorted. Didn’t pay the hydro fee, went for a ‘fun swim’ much cheaper.

Vets are overcharging cunts.

Care For Calais

Man the RNLI Water Taxi service for a holier-than-thou cunting for the ladies of Care For Calais. These menopausal old tarts are usually busying themselves welcoming ashore the rubber boat invaders from France, but they have now turned their attention to the poor fuckers from Afghanistan.

The BBC of course a re deeply enthusiastic for the welfare of these carpetbaggers and todays Wireless 4 You & Yours did a long feature (which begins in the recording below at 31′ 25″):-

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m000z6x2

The C4C volunteer, clearly putting down her deposit for her halo tells you in no uncertain terms what are needed, which includes Smart Phones – so they can phone “home” and “if they need to look up something on the internet” (presumably the address of the local benefit office).

Later there is an interview from the Refugee Council who assures us that after 10 days in quarantine, they will be “given a home”.

Isn’t that wonderful news for the millions already on council waiting lists, where many will have been for years, however this assurance was vital as a man who they called “Abdul” appeared on Wireless 4s World At One yesterday (1st September) that he and his family had “been in hotel accommodation since July. I am grateful to the West but it is not good enough for my family”.

Tough shit, man – many people have been in “temporary” placements , not nearly as good as yours for months if not years. That silly cunt should have stayed in his palacial home in Afghanistan.

What makes me more angry, than the self regarding self-serving refugees, is the fucking British bastards who are encouraging them to be so fucking brazen in making their demands.

Nominated by: W.C. Boggs


And then there’s this from Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Afghans fleeing the Taliban.

I found this article about poor Afghans.

Fleeing the Taliban. In France.
Crossing the middle east and the whole of Europe. With the Taliban on their tail.
Leaving Afghanistan many months before the takeover. All seemingly young males. 13 year olds with stubble. With relatives here – Come, you get hotel, house, benefits not like home where we must work.

These cunts will turn their areas into mini Kabuls, without doubt. We will have terrorism and also wars between different Muslim creeds, just like there.

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Poor Afghans. Perhaps there could be a neon sign put up in London welcoming them.

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