(Woke Plod in action – arrest the innocent, give a pass to cunts – Day Admin)

I feel obliged to cunt this bunch of idiotic arseholes who think they can save the planet by sitting in a busy road and stopping thea traffic.

I’ll declare an interest: I am in complete agreement that man-made climate change threatens the planet, and urgent action is required even to limit the damage to something vaguely tolerable. And I even agree that rather than HS2, or NHS management, serious money needs to be spent on home insulation. But antagonising the public? That’s on the far side of counterproductive.

These cunts are not only cunts for blocking emergency services, essential transport and even the poor bloody commuter. They are cunts because they might just as well be working for Exxon. Because they exactly fit the image the oil and coal industries would like to project, of anyone who objects to the fossil fuel industry’s cries of “lalalala, nothing’s happening”, and they alienate the public they should be informing.

I am aware that the Trumpeters among us will disagree with my reasons. But I am hopeful our conclusions will converge. These people are cunts.

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Nominated by: Komodo

Poor old Madonna. The old tart just doesn’t get it, does she?

Encased in her bubble of self-delusion, and no doubt egged on by sycophantic hangers-on, she can’t help but flaunt herself as if she’s still the outrageous, sex-on-a-stick pop and style icon of the 80s.

Sadly no; to the amusement of cunters everywhere, her antics grow increasingly laughable by the week. Take her BDSM-themed appearance at the recent MTV Video Music Awards. What a ridiculous, cringe-inducing spectacle.

Still, at least I was able to amuse myself for a while trying to figure out where the flesh ends and the silicon begins. Her face looks like a death mask, her tits are positively pneumatic. Oh, and have a look at those arse implants. Jesus, I wouldn’t, not even with somebody else’s.

A word in your shell-like, my dear. Growing old is part of life, as is learning to grow old gracefully. Still, if you want to act like a twat and give us all a good laugh, then I suppose that’s your prerogative.

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Nominated by: Ron Knee

What a total obnoxious cunt he is turning out to be.

Not quite as bad as his father in terms of attacks on old as well as existing female acquaintances, allegedly, but his fucking attitude towards others in as much as thinking that he can barge his way through and that when it goes wrong it’s somebody else’s fault.

I still see him strutting away from the shunt knowing that Hamilton (also an ocean going cunt) was still in his vehicle.

Sport????

It’s time the pair of them realised that there are 18 other drivers on the track and Formula 1 does not solely revolve around them.

What a refreshing sight in the pits and on the winners podium today. A personal well done all especially Mr. Bottas

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Nominated by: Billy Cunter

This fucking annoying trend is clearly here to stay. This is using a rising inflection at the end of every sentence so is sounds like a question. The younger a person is, the worse this is.

What it means to me is that you have no firm position on anything you say. It’s an attempt to not offend the listener with a dogmatically certain statement by demonstrating that you are questioning all that you say. This lines up with the widespread lack of truth we see in society today:

Ok…so…like the Earth’s temperature is rising???…and I mean like we all need to do our part??? That’s why we all should get more solar and wind stuff???

UGH!! I just want to slap the cunt with a wet hand!

Know where you stand. Say it with certainty. Look me in the eye. Only say what needs to be said. Don’t be a wishy-washy, cowardly cunt when you open your soy hole to say something to me.

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Nominated by:Meat Curtains

(I blame that shit on the arrival of Neighbours and Kylie Myarse back in the 80s – Day Admin)

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Prince fucking Harry Herbert is a gold plated cunt.

now as I understood it, Harry the arse clown was leaving the royal family and the limelight for privacy.

Now the prick and his whore are never out of press, making cunts of themselves regularly, by their own intentions.

This is not new news I know, but the thing that made me laugh is the ginger cockwomble is genuinely angry about his loss of popularity as he was once the most popular royal to the least, this includes all the shit that randy Andy has going on, his perpetually surprised looking inbred daughters and all the other royal, cling on, arse clinkers including that old cow from I’m a celebrity with the neck like a lizards ball sack, now that saying something.

Amazed the ginger chicken choker is surprised at all, just goes to show, vajaja fever isn’t his only problem. The attention seeking Megan media addict has also had him lobotomised to the point now where he is a real life Spitting image puppet, that’s now just a great piss taking tool. And there is always new news from these arse holes to take the piss out of, almost like the gift that keeps giving…

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

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And supported by: Ruff Tuff

He’s also demanding an audience with Her Majesty…

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Good luck with that mate, Madge would need sectioning if she agreed to that, providing you with more fodder to slag off her family in your next ghost-written tome and follow up lie-fest with Oprah.