Meghan Markle, Genetically Modified (11)

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Megan Markle is a shameless cunt, I can see what’s going on here, she’s going to start whoring out her kids for a bit of publicity Katy Price style.

So what have these poor unfortunate and possible make-believe brats inherited?

Let’s see, well it can’t be sickle cell because they will be quarter cast at worst with ginger fro, s, maybe it will be the ability to be a colossal cunt, who will say anything, do anything, fuck anyone for her own advancement.

They won’t be inheriting anything royal, because even the royals are going to turn around and say Harry isn’t related to them by blood if he keeps banging his drum like the demented Duracell monkey that he is.

They won’t be inheriting any fortunes because Harry and Megan have no control over money at all, allegedly. My Jack Russel is more financially aware than these fuckwits,

And lastly they won’t even have families to fall back on(Meghan doesn’t do family so has fucked them all off) when H and M get a cap popped in their ass by one of their adoring fans, the SAS or Phillips ghost.

The only thing they are going to have left to punt is the “Is it because I is black” card!

Fuck me that’s going to be hysterical, paste white, ginger fucks trying to play the poor down trodden plight of cotton picking slaves…. Fucking hell I think I can predict the future, its going to happen, now if only I could win the lottery, a nice shiny new ak47 and a plane ticket.

 

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

Desperate Social Media Influencers (2)

(Jordan Cheyenne and her son pretending to cry – Day Admin)

If there could be any better proof the so called ” social media influencers” are just cunts, this tips it into child abuse .

I don’t get people who give their professions as blogger, vlogger, media influencer, and any other made up job title you can think of.

In fact, I’d be interested in any I missed, so I can avoid reading about these self regarding cunts.

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Nominated by: Jeezum Priest 

Remote/Online Meetings

I’m looking to get back into the IT game and all jobs are remote with 1 day a week in the office. Luckily my last gig was dealing with a bunch of people located all over the country so plenty of practice for the ‘new normal’ of online meetings and remote working.

The thought of having to conduct Zoom meetings with a bunch of people you can either barely understand doesn’t exactly fill me with joy. On top of that your online meeting is usually punctuated with video stream freezing, cunts with no sound or no video or just dropping out. Then there’s cunts who turn up late and you have ‘catch them up’ the late, lazy cunts. Every meeting starts with ‘Hello everyone. Can you hear me?’

And apparently as a manager its no use trying have a conversation with a group of people to arrive at consensus because it doesn’t liberate the quiet ones. Now you have to design a ‘narrative arc’ beforehand like a NY Times Best Seller and facilitate better than the Commons Speaker with techniques like Lean Coffee and 1-2-4-All to get all the cunts to speak in turn without dominating the conversation.

Fuck this. Wish I could win the lottery. Maybe I should just become a Madame? Perhaps I could innovate the historic industry by having an e-commerce store where you can add your escort to basket, check out securely with Paypal and see all reviews on Trust Pilot.

Nominated by: Cuntologist

Corruption

The corrupt insanity of leaders of governments and international sporting bodies.

I’ll keep this brief. Corruption is the worst thing a person in charge of someone can be charged with. It ruins completely that organisation s legitimacy.

FIFA was seen to be corrupt ages ago. Sep Blatter etc. News Link

Taliban what can you say corrupt a lot. De facto taliban leaders living in Qatar.

FIFA World Cup 2022 to be held in Qatar
Maybe the Taliban leadership could organise the event??

Maybe we could/should tell Qatar FIFA and the Taliban to fuck off and boycott the World Cup because of all the suffering all 3 have caused.

Dream on our Corrupt cunts in charge will do nothing of the sort fucking hypocrites

Nominated by: Everyonesacunt

The Stephen Lawrence drama and a sense of perspective

On TV now. About something that happened in 1993. Starring Alan Partridge (Steve Coogan) no less.

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The lad was murdered by scum. The Met were fucking useless and dont seem any better now.

Damilola Taylor was murdered in 2000 but there doesnt seem to be the same fuss. Unfortunate black lad murdered by scum. But wait. They were black scum so it doesnt seem to count.

Since 1993 there have been many more murders in London. The perpetrators were black in a much higher proportion than the demographic. As were the victims.
Today these murders are a daily occurrence. Still more by blacks than whites.

However, I don’t see dramas made about them, with or without Alan Partridge. So where is the perspective? Where is the fucking sense of balance? When is some fucker going to write a drama that portrays these savages as they actually are? A drama that shows what a shithole these cunts have made of the metropolis? How they sneer at education and family life?

Some perspective.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble