Megan Markle is a shameless cunt, I can see what’s going on here, she’s going to start whoring out her kids for a bit of publicity Katy Price style.
So what have these poor unfortunate and possible make-believe brats inherited?
Let’s see, well it can’t be sickle cell because they will be quarter cast at worst with ginger fro, s, maybe it will be the ability to be a colossal cunt, who will say anything, do anything, fuck anyone for her own advancement.
They won’t be inheriting anything royal, because even the royals are going to turn around and say Harry isn’t related to them by blood if he keeps banging his drum like the demented Duracell monkey that he is.
They won’t be inheriting any fortunes because Harry and Megan have no control over money at all, allegedly. My Jack Russel is more financially aware than these fuckwits,
And lastly they won’t even have families to fall back on(Meghan doesn’t do family so has fucked them all off) when H and M get a cap popped in their ass by one of their adoring fans, the SAS or Phillips ghost.
The only thing they are going to have left to punt is the “Is it because I is black” card!
Fuck me that’s going to be hysterical, paste white, ginger fucks trying to play the poor down trodden plight of cotton picking slaves…. Fucking hell I think I can predict the future, its going to happen, now if only I could win the lottery, a nice shiny new ak47 and a plane ticket.
Nominated by: Fuglyucker




