The New Russian Army

Right, I am going to nominate the “New Russian Army”,

Nope not the Kremlin’s official one, but the ultra nationalist terrorist group, who may or may not have blown up some bint in Moscow.

Now the grounds for my nomination is simple.

They have a fucking silly name! Google the NRA and you get a bunch of fat yanks waving guns about, try and be clever and Google New Russian Army and yet get photos of a drunk bloke sitting in someones house eating their dog.

So top tip, if you intend to form a terrorist organisation, fuck sake give a bit of thought to your name or initials otherwise your search for infamy will be a bloody hard slog.

( By the way, my intel says the explosion was caused by a leaking fuel tank and a discarded fag but)

Nominated by lord benny (not quite deceased, but close)



Albania, sitting like a skid mark on the edge of Europe is sending us in the UK their finest. Thousands of the dinghy riders that have arrived already this year including about 60% of the 1300 cunts who made it here on Monday 22nd are from this cunthole.

Telegraph Link

The Pakis of Europe. No cunt wants them. Here to enrich us all with sex trafficking, people smuggling and drugs. Mostly young men with no criminal record (not that it would matter) sent by Albania based crime lords to set up business in Blighty. Not the poor women and children fleeing Middle Eastern shitholes and poverty stricken Africa the fart sniffers at the Guardian and BBC would have you believe.

The real blame of course lies with our useless bastard politicians who will never have to deal with these parasites once they have abscond from their 4* hotels and disappear into the criminal underworld, unless of course its to buy half a gram of coke to snort off some Romanian slappers tits at a room in the Brent Cross Holiday Inn.

Norman Wisdom films were shown during the dark days of Communist dictatorship and he visited the country where he was treated like a hero. Now the joke is well and truly on us.

Nominated by Liberal Liquidator

Captain Magnanimous isn’t too pleased with these cunts either

Albanians are cunts, aren’t they.
Border Force: Why are you seeking asylum?
Albanian Drug-Dealer: My country no money. I no money. Also, being safety.
Border Force: That’s an invalid reason.
Albanian Drug-Dealer: Ees dangerous. Too many violence. Plenty shooting.
Border Force: Albania is not at war
Albanian Drug-Dealer: I running terror.
Border Force: Albania is a NATO country
Albanian Drug-Dealer: No, erm….I from Kosova. Escape war. Serbia. Gun gun.
Border Force: That war finished 25 years ago.
Albanian Drug-Dealer: Please. Long journey. Go in Montenegro, then Bosnia, in Croatia, Slovenia, Austria, Germany, then France.
Border Force: Why have you turned your nose up at seven safe countrres?
Albanian Drug-Dealer: No have good hotel like UK. No have free food and money and laptop. Me want hotel dressing robe and svimming pool.
Border Force: I’m sorry. This is a fraudulent application. Take him to the detention centre at Heathrow.
Albanian Drug-Dealer: Waiting one minute. (Clears throat) I would like to claim asylum because I have been trafficked here against my will for the express purpose of being forced to work in a black market job and therefore I appeal under the Modern Day Slavery Act for protection.
Border Force: Ahh, well in that case step right this way. What size hotel dressing gown would you like?

John Scriven

For all you Welshist cunts on this site heres some fucker to give you reason to pause:-

”Gun-toting Welsh nationalist councillor has a message for the English”

Yes you cunts, coming here to steal our water, we have a champion. And he’s packing a rifle.

Jon Scriven, a Plaid Cymru representative on Caerphilly Council, posted the picture on Facebook showing him holding what appeared to be a rifle at Ogmore-by-Sea in the Vale of Glamorgan.

“Ogmore-by-Sea tonight for a quick swim and make sure there wasn’t any English people trying to cross the channel.”

And guess what? No English cunts dared risk it.

Mr Scriven (grand old Welsh name) is available to patrol Dover as you cunts cant manage it.

Iechy da

MSN Link.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble


Those Bloody Fucking Annoying Huel Adverts

I do enjoy a bit of YouTube but as everyone knows their adverts are increasingly more and more irritating. Lately the Grammarly ads have eased off and instead I’m regularly punched in the head about some shite called ‘Huel’.

Huel say “You could save five hours a week by just replacing Monday to Friday lunches with Huel” and they say its ‘healthy’ and everything a body needs. Basically they’re flogging Meals Ready to Eat which you need because of your busy lifestyle.

Somebody on the Huel forum said of their Mac N Cheese “It tastes like mac and cheese that was made in a lab or something. Its just not edible in my opinion. ”

MREs are completely understandable in a survival or military operation situation not because of your busy lifestyle. Pathetic.

Nominated by Cuntologist

Professor Chris Whitty (3)

Whitty -WTF

Here is an idiotic fucker of the highest order!

Is anybody still listening to this twat? I thought it was about time he popped his head above the parapet again after being so quiet, now that we have all “got back to normal”. I concluded a long time ago that it was probably not the politicians that were trying to dictate to me what a could and could not do in my own home – but it was the “men in white coats”. If I wanted anyone to dictate to me like that – I would move to North Korea.

If I had my way, this fucking alien would be in prison for fucking up the lives of millions of families, severely affecting our schoolkids, destroying hundreds of thousands of small businesses – all for what? Apparently saving 300 lives (govt own figures – restrictions made a 0.2% difference to mortality rate, 0.2% of 150 000 deaths = 300 deaths). And the figures also suggest that the 300 lives “saved” would probably all have died soon from something else anyway (re. average age).

New strain worse than Omicron? Has he not listened recently? We have been told that it should more rightly been named Omicold! And probably is a good vaccine in its right. Future lockdowns? The man is demented. Somebody please lock him up – or at least remove him from circulation.

This twat is a waste of oxygen.

Nominated by: Cassandra

Seconded by: Spanky Mc Spank

I’d second that with a Whitless cunting for our old friend Covid tacked on.

It seems that the misery in Eastern Europe is no longer depressing enough for the MSM and they are now getting back on the dreaded covid bandwagon and pushing it hard.

I’ve heard quite a bit on the radio lately about “rising levels” “hospital admissions” and even new variants that don’t even exist. Seems they are determined to keep pushing this one but I think Boris and all his loser pals would find it a pretty hard sell now unless it’s like the fucking T Virus or something.

Fuck Covid, Fuck Whitty and his trouser lining pals and fuck the whole scamdemic…it can suck my cock.