Vets, again.
I know I’ve cunted them before, but having recently recovered financially from a £1k+ bill for my doggo, Bram, I’ve recently been stung again with a bill for £325+ to have an abscess on my cats head treated.
I took him back for a follow-up a week later, only to find that he still has an infection, and the vet had the fucking cheek to charge me a further £11 for another antibiotic injection ( which, incidentally, hasn’t worked).
I’m sorry, but if I get a plumber in to fix a leak, I don’t expect to have to make another payment if his repair fails. I expect him to come back, as many times as it takes, until the issue is resolved.
Anyway, apparently someone thinks these modern days highwaymen need to be more accountable.
Let’s hope it helps.
Nominated by: Jeezum Priest
The price range for Neutering… I can only imagine the cheap one is they smash it between two rocks. And the expensive one the cat or dog gets a final fuck with a partner of their choice.
Maybe we can get vets to neuter the rapey illegals arriving by there hundreds daily.. two big rocks sounds like a plan.
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£650 to get my chihuahua neutered the other week
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Bet that hurt you far more than the chu, HC.
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Only hurts if you hit your thumbs.
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Aren’t there any PDSAs around these days for you to cry poverty towards anymore ?
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They’re still around but there strict benefit rules make it very difficult to register with them and that includes pensioners.
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Think I was one of the few genuinely poor customers who didn’t have a vehicle in the packed car park..
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Love the avatar, Jill.
😘
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You were given an envelope for you to donate any spare cash, but very few did. You were also given a list of how much it costed the PDSA, to make you feel guilty.
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Before their claim for asylum is considered, all illegal entrants to the UK should be forcibly castrated.
By a vet.
Without anaesthetic.
Followed by rejection of the claim and deportation.
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I would go further and pay out of my own pocket (which is cheap) to have illegals put down at any slaughterhouse and given a grandstand view at the same time.
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Halal slaughter, Sammy.
For extra entertainment.
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We didn’t have vets it in my homeland.
We had restaurants.
😺
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Good idea for you to walk your pet in, to have it nice and fresh.
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‘stand and deliver your money or your pet’ 🎶🎵
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Visually
Extorting
Today’s
Society.
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If you see a lady in a fur coat walking her poodle, she definitely won’t be wearing any knickers, due to not being able to afford them.
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I have been “had” by a vet myself, but before we go into that wife MK II’s cats.
She used “Pet doctors” I occasionally took the cats there myself “minie” and “Lilly”.
I found that the vets were normally locums, and somehow they had registered 3 cats with a fictitious Milly cat that seemed to have a cross over of all the cats complaints.
Now on one occasion, I left after a £40 consultation fee, a £35 antibiotic shot and some other wipe.
Mrs B mkII was a nurse practioner and could legally prescribe and knew her shit, the AB shot human grade, human dose was about .25p so thats one hell of a mark up.
Next fuckers were a small practice where I also paid the subscription, they would refer me to a local animal hospital ( because they had better facilities) where my discount would not work, a little look into said hospital and a face to face consultation with the same fucking vet who had referred me to the hospital made me realise that the hospital was founded by the same fucking vet employed by the practice I was registered with!
They also suggested wiping honey on my fucking dog at a premium rate.
They really are robbing cunts.
strangely enough I was referred to “Super vet” once and it wasn’t as outlandish or expensive as my regular bandit.
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I imagine Maine Coon cats will be treated for free
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Vets are indeed cunts.
Most independent vets have been bought out by large vetinary practices,
Who once removing any competition bump up the prices.
If you’re a responsible pet owner?
What choice do you have?
Theres new legislation coming into being,
Dealing with this.
Its a costly business owning a animal.
Pet health care plans can be good value.
Because me and missus Miserable are out at work most days my dog goes to ‘doggy daycare.
So she has to be upto date on inoculations,
Kennel cough etc
They have to be neutered.
Nowts cheap, but if you love your pet you have to pay it. 😢
JP
Hope the cat heals up.
Im willing for my inheritance of antique buttons to be sold at auction towards the vet bills.
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Someone’s got to foot the bill, Mis, at the “Eat the Rarest of Animals” one can think of restaurant near me.
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How aptly timed at the yankie 9:11 club.
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Bless you, Mis.
Your noble sacrifice will not go unrewarded. I will add the Victorian button hook to your inheritance.
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When all said and done, you can’t put a price on love.
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Whatever we give our pets they reward us 10 times over. We have an 12 year old Lab who was used for breast a vile puppy farm. I have heard her voice twice since we got her 5 years ago, once when her daughter arrived here 3 years ago and was being chased around the kitchen by a neighbour’s spaniel and she let it a growl and this morning when she was lying on the bed in the Autumn sun, Mrs.W stroking her and she was purring like a cat.
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My mum was only saying the other day the vet used to charge 50p to cut her cats claws, (the cat was too lazy to go and scratch a tree or fencepost) and sometimes didn’t bother charging anything. This was fifty odd years ago and unthinkable them doing that today. Not that people should work for free but they go to the excess and take the piss.
Good luck with the mog JP.
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Go in to a vets eith the attitude you don’t give a fuck about your pet and say well, it’s cheaper just to put it down….you will be surprised how negotiable the treatment price becomes. They would rather make something to keep it alive than a 70 quid jab to put it down
Last thing you want to do is go in there crying g and wailing over it and with the kids in tow sll snivelling and saying hang the cost, just do what needs to be done….they are their favourite type of customers.
Cunts.
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😢😢😢😢
It’s a hard life, we all know that we are going to die but have a desire to preserve the life of a pet at almost any cost.
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Fucking too right, I prefer dogs to humans even the bitey fuckers!
Its because I am British and that’s how we are built, although Donkey sanctuary’s seem to be the no1 recipient of charitable donations currently, quite a bit of it seems to go towards oversees donkey care too
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My vet has a very tasty Vet Nurse, she could tickle my tummy anytime.
Vets fees are a pain, I have my Twat (cat) on a scheme called Vac for life, paid an upfront fee of £99 and all his annual injection and two 6 monthly check ups are for life, not bad when you are looking at almost £50 a time for the annual injection.
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reminds me of a mate of mine,
he got an eastern European cleaner in, took her 5 hours to clean the house, she was a Slovak.
sorry I just thought I would chuck that in, I will go now.
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A Vet near me are treating cats for free, so long as they can give the owner a thrashing with the cat o’ nine tails. They’re doing a roaring trade besides given donations, especially from the limp wristed customers.
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So like all of you I pay taxes.
similar to all of you I look in horror at what the government do with the money they have robbed off me.
I don’t have kids, nor have I been unemployed for great length’s of time (one shitty year out of 39 working ones)
I have a dog, I do not get any form of support from the government for its health care accommodation or feeding.
Yet I look out the window at some of the local couch dwellers, who I accommodate, feed and care for (with pocket money thrown in) and it boils my piss.
What service does said dog do? well it keeps me walking, my legs are fucked and I have been declared a medical miracle having kept them some further 3 years past the threatened amputation date.
He also takes up a lot of my time keeping me occupied and away from dastardly deeds.
I let him shit where the local drug dealer hid (past tense, he has now fucked off to hide behind a different bush).
so he is saving the NHS money, and reducing crime rates in the area with fucking 0 government subsidy, surely I must be due some hand out?
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I’d treat cats for free.
A shovel over the back of the pointless fucking things head to start off with before disposal in a black bin bag.
Just give me a call
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Herman, my son-in-law the Berserker offers the same service.
My response to that is
Do you think you can be faster than me, with my claw hammer, to your shoulder?
Guess who won that argument?
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Oh dear what a shame.
BBC News – ‘We need food, we have no food’ – desperation takes hold in Jamaica after hurricane
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c0jdd186l0go
No doubt the *independent don’t need whitey* begging bowl will be filled by Starmski’s GB
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“looking for resources” looks a lot like looting to me, it must be from the “New speak” dictionary, a bit like illegal immigrant’s being rebranded as “migrants”.
When can we use the say it how it is dictionary again?
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Apparently, the PM has pledged £5m ( of your money ) .
So half the amount he’s giving the enemy within to increase their security, then?
Nice to know where the priorities are.
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Let the tree swingers fend for themselves. Not our circus not our monkeys. Let the machetes swing. Gib’s me dat food.
Or will Starmski give more of our money away?
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The relationship between people and their pets is one I’ve never been able to comprehend.
We had a cat for years when our daughter was a kid; ‘please dad please, I’ll look after it, honest’. Of course you would dear. No prizes for guessing who ended up feeding it, cleaning up when it puked, and paying for its utterly exhorbitant vet’s bills. It repaid us by spending most of its time on the window ledge snoring, farting, scratching itself and licking its arse; that’s when it wasn’t out catching mice to bring in, or stuffing its fat face.
After it finally shuffled off this mortal coil aged ninteen, we got another after much pleading from the wife. Another fat cunt she christened Gerald (no idea). He’s taken up the traditions left behind by the first one, enormous vet’s bills being prominent among them. Naturally she thinks that the sun shines out of his teatowel holder, and the little cunt earholes around her something sickening. For some reason he won’t come anywhere near me, can’t think why.
Morning all.
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I am very lucky in that I have an independent vet two doors away, ironic in a way as the main part of the building was a small slaughter house for local porkers up until 2003 I think (before my start of residence). All the other vets in the area have been taken over by one of the large vet companies ie Dick Turpin animal health and the like. These companies charge more for everything, thus my vets is almost as bad as the NHS for waiting times. Can take four days to get an appointment they are so busy, of course emergencies they are just bring them in or we’ll come out. Have carried out numerous procedures on my time varying pack of dogs, all successful all at least £150 pound cheaper than the other robbers. From experience it seems that the rise of the conglomerate vets has had a distressing effect on animals and owners. How many pets suffer because the owner cannot afford a £50 plus consultation fee. Just as interest my consultation fee is approx £29 sometimes less, still a fair whack but better than the majority I wager. Have heard their is an ongoing investigation into the fees etc these big boys charge. Results will be released to the public 48th Feb 2234 we can but live in hope.
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My cat was put to sleep in February. If we hadn’t had insurance the bill would have been about £2,,000 pounds divided between three consultations. It took them fucking long enough to diagnose it as cancer. CUNTS.
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My condolences, CM.
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I’ve heard there’s been a feeling amongst the pet-owning public that vets’ fees have become exorbitant, and vets have responded by saying that owning pets is a luxury these days. That’s their excuse for attempting to take you for everything you’ve got. They tell you their priority is the health and wellbeing of your pet, but it isn’t true.
My pet-owning days are now over. I returned the last two cats I adopted because, despite the glowing references they came with from the rescue agencies, they turned out to be unmanageable. These people will tell you anything.
There are three vets’ places in my area, I’ve been registered with them all and I wouldn’t use any of them again because they’re all lying thieving bastards. Another thing I’ve found out is they don’t compete with each other, they watch each other’s backs. If you go to one for a second opinion because you have a complaint about your pet’s treatment, don’t expect them to back you up. They’ll be in touch with each other as soon as you’ve left the building.
I repeat, they’re all lying thieving bastards. Show me a vet who’s competent, genuine and charges reasonable prices and I’ll show you my nine-inch knob.
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What’s happened is most vets have been taken over by three American vetinary companies. For example my sister in law worked for a local vets for years , she said that to remove a tick from a dog would of cost you £30 but when the American company took over the same treatment went up to £300
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