is a 22ct, gold-plated cunt.
She joined the company in August 2022.
At that time it was company policy on an internal group chat to to congratulate people on their first year anniversary of working for the company.
However, after a complaint from another member of staff about the volume of messages, celebratory messages were restricted to birthdays and long service notices.
This star employee started in August 2022, declared her pregnancy in June 2023, and resigned in September 2024 at the end of her 10 months paid maternity leave.
Assuming she didn’t go on sick leave, and I’ll bet any money she did, by my estimation, she actually worked until November 2023, so a total of 15 months.
She took her former employer to an employment tribunal, who laughed her out of court.
Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

The fucking woman has cost her employer a fortune.
Payments while she was off on her maternity leave and fighting her daft claims in the courts.
Congratulations bitch!
Employers will now think a little bit harder before taking on women.
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O/T:
Employees, eh?. What can you do with them. Here is another ungrateful little bleeder. Zero talent, but the little poofter thinks he could do a mans job:
https://www.newstatesman.com/politics/2025/11/wes-for-leader-site-registered-yesterday
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This talk of Streeting for party leader leaves me completely baffled WCB. Who in their right mind thinks it a good or even halfway sane idea?
Oh, of course, I just realised; Reform.
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The face may change but the nonsense will continue as before. The hideous Labour hag will stagger on, leaking puss, until it collapses in a festering heap and has to be shot to put it out of our misery.
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“Installed Leader?” teaboy instead.Ducky Wes 🤣🤣🤣
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They should send her a message now : “boo Fekin hoo”.
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I always like when they put such and such country (Portuguese born)
Just tell it is and say NOT BRITISH.
Stop trying to make out moving somewhere changes your nationality
The BBC are usually good at this and have at times obfuscated the true nationality of a criminal that it hinders catching him or her and leaves them free to hurt others in the intervening period
I so hope that the Don absolutely takes them to the cleaners
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As Bernard Manning said: if a dog’s born in a stable it doesn’t make it a fucking horse
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Same for a horse born in a kennel …
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The original by Arthur Wellesley;
“Being born in a stable does not make one a horse.”
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And here was me trying to elevate the intellectual tone, arfur
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I should clarify .. a horse born in a kennel IS a horse .. not a dog. (The words foal & puppy notwithstanding)..
A cat born in a kennel that’s in a barn? …. cat (kitten) .. and so on…
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O/T , you have to laugh…!
https://youtu.be/vY0hXBghTwk?si=BmMUdojsE-qSwGUz
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True
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Grifting at its finest, going into this absolute shit show with a pathetic claim hoping the employer would pay her off.
She should have been locked up for being a grade one cunt and then deported back to Portugal.
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Oh my sides 😂😂😂😂 silly trout.Pop her on a plane back to Portugal
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Cunt in the place my sister works appeared at interview 2 years ago. Got the job. 6 weeks in declares she’s 4 months pregnant. Not even pretending to having not known…just neglected to mention that at her interview, the cunt.. I’ve always maintained – going back decades – that should be legal grounds for dismissal. The fucking cheek.
Time off for this and for that ‘pregnancy related’ then from that point on. Later on, then, the shitting the sprog out part, maternity leave, .. you get the gist. Forever calling in afterwards sprog-related shit. A fucking anchor around the employers neck.
Like the nommed cunt isn’t, .. I’ll describe the mother in question as ‘not from around these parts’, and leave it at that. Wouldn’t surprise me if the kid is called ‘Blessing’ or some other similar word that isn’t actually a name , you know..
And not worth a fuck at the job anyways when she DOES deign to bless them with her presence, for good measure, by the way😄. ‘Tired from the baby’ given as an excuse for zero effort.
I’d rather shut down a business than keep carrying a cunt like that … fuck knows … she’ll probably be in cradling the belly again any day now …
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We’ve just taken on a young woman who within the first day of the job mentioned she’d been bullied in her previous job; setting off immediate alarm bells.
She has proceeded to show that she’s slow as fuck in the role, much to the annoyance of her colleagues, demands constant reassurance that she’s doing a good job, and goes around demanding to know if everyone’s “ok” (some kind of affected portrayal of herself as an empathetic and caring colleague, which is received by her co-workers with intense irritation).
She even asked me how I was feeling the other day. I did a double take and asked her to repeat the question. When she did so I gave her my honest answer.
She subsequently complained to my partner that she was intimidated by me.
Needless to say, Labour haven’t yet forced me to keep useless delicate flowers like this on from day one, so yet another P45 is about to be written out…
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Deport the cunt.
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Office bell ends sending each other celebratory messages about their birthday or first year anniversary of company employment sounds like a nightmare. Its probably staffed with silly women and cucked men. Social media has created a society addicted to instant gratification.
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Fuck me! One whole year? Used to be 25 in the good old days of the last century.
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All joking aside. The company I work for has some of the most incompetent senior management and directors I have ever seen.
One of our projects is so badly managed from above that new starters get a bonus if they last a year.
This is in a company where your life expectancy is six months after joining.
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The cheeky port-slurping bitch probably expected a gold watch in recognition of her long service to the company.
There’ll be a lot more cunts like her trying it on when the new employment law kicks in. As if Liebore hadn’t fucked up the private sector enough already.
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There’s to much of this thanking people for doing a job they were employed to do in the first place. If its not done well, you should be out on your arse. Being thanked individually is fair, but a fucking big party, fuck off will ya.
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Look at the fucking clit on that ?
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Should have sent a jokey message saying ‘Congratulations on your Nunn in the oven!”. The awkward bitch would probably then have a grandmother who was a Holocaust survivor. You just cant win with some people.
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If the cafflick church sent a female one of the cunts to infiltrate a bunch of witches back in the good old days, it would have been a case of having a ‘nun in the coven’.
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I’ll get your coat. 😁
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On retiring my boss did send me a good luck email in response to my email wishing everyone good luck with the rest of the project. We had Black Engineers groups, sponsoring of the alphabet brigade and outtward bounds courses for young ‘uns. I didn’t even get a carriage clock : maybe I should have broken down in tears and sued them?
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I never went with that fake camaraderie shit. Last place I was leaving after a 17 year stint had brought in ‘no written references’ policy at some stage a few years prior.
Prospective employers could call for a vocal one, apparently.
So on MY last day, I knocked on the boss cunts door, went in & handed him my reference – I’d saved him or any of the other boss cunts the trouble of writing it. Company-header stationery, of course. ‘Need yer signarure in this’ was the gist of it.
He capitulated. Smart move. I had written my own reference upon leaving the previous place I’d worked too, incidentally .. and told him that as our parting words.
If you want something done right in this life, … do it yourself. 😇
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And womens wonder why they get paid less, or get passed over for jobs. I wonder why that could be? Start work, get through probation, get knocked up and fuck off for a year on full pay. If they come pack they are always off with the kids, leaving early or working part time. Yet they still want to be paid as much as a man for doing less work, do fuck off.
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Poor little Rita.
News flash
The world doesn’t revolve around you you useless workshy twat.
What sort of idiot employs a Portuguese woman anyway?
Anyway, still see anything of sue and Bob?
https://youtu.be/f5vYnC-zlQs?si=tjCViOdZo1-ivp93
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