is a High Court Cunt.
A wôg is on the run after absconding from.. an open prison despite a conviction in 2014 for attempted murder which attracted a 25 year sentence.
Everyone can breathe a sigh of relief however as the Prison Governor has “revoked his licence to leave the prison and he no longer has any authority or lawful licence to be in the community and is therefore considered unlawfully at large”..
That’s fine then, you hapless cunts.
Nominated by Unkle Terry.
I’ll keep a lookout for this short arsed western obnoxious git. If the cunts trying to hide behind being a member of a string quartet I’d be able to spot the twat a mile off.
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Quite the short article in the link.
Oh! .. there are some ‘related stories’ a bit further down .. which to click on first?
‘One of six men to abscond from open prison found’
‘Police seek men who absconded prison hours apart’
or
‘Three inmates abscond from open prison at same time’
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No wonder they’re so shit at catching criminals these days … they’re too busy waiting by the phones waiting for J.Public to help ’em catch cunts that were *already* caught – usually because of help from J.Public as well.
Get up! Get out there, .. and do your civic duty. Scan the crowd .. there’s a good chance, it seems, someone in it is on the lam …
And remrember – don’t pick up hitch hikers within 5 miles of a prison!
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Just wondering, has Plod caught the ape that absconded from Whipsnade yet? Apparently the zookeepers nicknamed it ‘Deputy Prime Minister’ for a laugh.
The public are advised not to approach it as it’s dangerous, weighs 30 stones and gets aggressive when denied his bananas.
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Score 7 if you squeeze his head into the corner pocket.
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Prisons are a cunt making sausage machine of violent dark keys.
Anyway,shooting someone deliberately should mean death by hanging upon conviction,at once.
We must “free up” our overcrowded prisons by retrospectively hanging or shooting anyone serving for murder,rape,armed robbery,child molestatión,stabbing,drug dealing and very much all terrorists.
Or simply install the correct Oven.
Good morning.
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Apologies o/t..it appears the NHS is being allowed to overspend this year by Rachel to pay for redundancy packages for admin staff,to the tune of £1 billion for 18,000 “workers”..
That appears to be an average payout of over £55,000 per person.
Not bad eh?
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Farcical
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A giant Aga.
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@gt….tad unfair that, I thought lamma bamma had toned down his blubber a little recently on the new ‘oops I’ve fucked up again’ low i.q. diet 😬
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True enough G-d, somebody has trained him how to tone it down, just as he can be trained to pull the right lever to get a banana.
However that doesn’t alter the fact that he’s an incompetent race-obsessed fucknugget who’s only in the job because of his skin tone.
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Sorry, G-e, not G-d.
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What a shit show 🤦♂️
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Why is a drug dealer convicted of attempted murder in an open prison in the first place?
Surely the fact that the fatsos have urged the public not to approach him must mean he’s a danger to society.
Mind you, when was the last time anyone in officialdom gave two fucks about the wellbeing of the general public?
Just so long as nothing raises ‘community’ tensions.
I’m surprised the BBC even made room for this.
Or didn’t label it as part of a right wing coup.
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And while we’re on the BBC’s strange view of the world FMC, last night the silly bitch who presents “Newsnight” referred to the mayor of the UK’s second city. She actually meant Andy Burnham.
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Due to being from their ancestors in the jungle, have they completely died out ? If so these nuisances should be sent back and be under more strict control this time. Can’t understand why they left in the first place. Just look at all that lovely green growth with parts to be built on for better living conditions. Silly me forgot about the black being lazy bastards who sat around waiting for us to do it for them.
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Can’t understand why it gets this bad in the first place. The law should take notice from YNC to control the black situation with on the spot results of torture. They wouldn’t do it again, mainly due to being dead.
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The institutions of this country are rotten to the core and staffed by incompetent idiots and diversity hires. All need disbanding and rebuilding from the ground up, after the mass deportations of millions of course.
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Staffs main excuse are saying their hands are tied and not allowed to chastise them.
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You can’t actually escape from an open prison, as the nom correctly says, he absconded.
That basically means that he walked out of the open doors.
These category D prisons are not locked, by definition of “open”.
He served 11 years of his stretch and would only have been sent to an open nick in readiness for his release.
To get some rehabilitation.
He wouldn’t have gone there if he posed a danger to the public as anyone can walk out whenever they want.
Absconding is fucking stupid as once captured or banged up for another offence he would never be sent to an open prison again, no matter how much of his sentence he has served.
He is a dodgy looking cunt and it seems obvious that he should never have been sent to an open nick in the first place.
At least a category C nick has locks on the doors.
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Cut off the niggiddynogg’s toes, stop him running away again.
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He would only steal someone else’s.
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Let’s have a return to “Wanted Posters” Reward dead or alive, Bounty (not chocolate) Hunters, A stranger rode into town…….
Open prison my arse, more like a hotel.mornin all
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‘Bzzz Bzzzz’
Ww hope you enjoyed your recent visit to our estsblishment. Would you please take a minute to fill out a short questionnaire?
How was your stay at HMP Belmarsh? …. were the staff courteous enough? .. was your checking-out experience straightforward and trouble-free?
Would you describe yourself as (a) partially rehabbed, (b) not rehabbed one iota, or (c) a psychpathic fucking cunt who is still a potential danger to everyone in the vicinity?
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Who would approach a dangerous animal
Do not approach, may bite, call the RSPCA
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