We officially left the EU over 4 years ago. These morons have had all that time to check what the requirements are, and whether their passport fits said requirements, and now they’re playing the victim because they were too lazy to bother.
Such is life when you’re an out of touch upper middle class fuckwit who’s used to getting their own way and having everything presented on a silver platter. I have no sympathy for them whatsoever. It’s not ‘a technicality’ that airlines should give a free pass for, it’s the rules – either check and obey them or fuck off.
Nominated by: OpinionatedCunt
Good nom.
They’re probably Remainer twats who thought Brexit would have been overturned by now.
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I’ve not had a passport since the late 90s.
Don’t let it get you down Opey.
Europe is rubbish anyway.
Full of wankers.
You should be the first to get a flight to Rwanda!!
Contact Rishi Suntan
He’s desperate, he’ll snap your hand off!
You’ll get a free flight probably 1st class?
Spending money
And a property you can rent out as a AirB&B.
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The Rwandans have sold off all those posh apartments to locals, got pissed off waiting for the asylum grifters
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Tbh MNC I’d love to go to New York at Christmas but we’re not allowed holidays in December. ☹️ That’s hospitality for you.
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I had a passport in the noughties and 2010s. never used it, and never bothered renewing it.
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I only have mine for the purposes of I.D.
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On the other hand, they might be Leavers who thought we would ditch all the stuff we didn’t like about being in the EU but hang on to the benefits. 🤔
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Excellent nomination, Oppy.
And judging by the demographic in the news item link, a magnificent triumph of The Law over arrogance and ignorance. Truly heart-warming.
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Good morning SB,
Here’s another heart-warming outbreak of common sense, in the normally liberal hellhole of California. Some Indian fuckwit at a local council meeting threatening the councillors and then blubbing when she’s charged with multiple felonies;
https://m.economictimes.com/news/international/world-news/riddhi-patel-indian-american-pro-palestine-protester-arrested-for-calling-navratri-a-festival-of-oppressors-threatening-to-murder-lawmakers/articleshow/109263767.cms
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Gorgeous, Thomas.
And here`s democracy at work in Georgia recently …
https://www.politico.eu/article/georgia-parliament-ruling-party-leader-mdinaradze-punched-elisashvili-russian-law-outrage/
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She sounds complete sane.
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Tarquin and Penelope the Solutions Architects fought the law. And the law won.
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I won’t be leaving these shores again in my lifetime, but prefer to barricade myself in to keep the riffraff at bay. It’s annoying having to do the governments job for them. Its getting that way, we’re becoming foreigners in our own country. Think I’ll see what the benefits situation is, now I’m becoming alienated in my own country.
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They would be the sort of cunts that pay 30 euros to be jammed in a puss box lounge as opposed to a more decent independent place in the terminal to save on how much lidl cheese, ham, crackers and cava they can jam in their gob for the three hour time slot, leave and scream half tanked to demand to see the manager.
(Airport lounges need a cunting of their own i think)
Fuck them
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And these people get to vote and drive motor vehicles?
And their laziness and stupidity are somehow, someone else’s fault..
Still as least it stops them moaning about the lines at passport control when coming home..
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People seem to think that you can legislate for fuckwits and you can’t.
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Of course you can, how the fuck do you think they become MP’s?
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Entitled cunts everywhere. Always someone else’s fault when their shit goes wrong. Probably hapless descendants of colonial sorts. You know, retired Under Secretaries at the Department of Trade, or Brigadiers from BAOR. Names like Mitzy and Monty. Well they can fuck right off with their little fingers out, and their pink gins. Posh cunts.
I hope darkees move in next to them. That will put the wind up them. Fuck off.
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It’s all bollocks, don’t need a passport to get into Europe on the ferries from North Africa.
I get the requirement to have a certain number of days left on a valid passport but as long as it’s in date it should be fine, the expiry date should be the determining factor not the issue date.
But we have left the EU so we have to follow the rules, rules which must be obeyed!
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I still hanker after the old-fashioned blue passport in days of yore. I forget exactly what it said on the inside page, but it was something along the lines of:
‘Her Britannic Majesty requires Johnny Foreigner to jolly-well know his place and allow the bearer to pass freely without let or hindrance lest said Johnny Foreigner would prefer a few cannonballs fired up his rear entrance’.
Britannia ruled the waves.
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By jingo, Geordie!
I have a tear in my eye for those glorious days of yore.
🥲
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Tough titty Tarquin. Maybe holiday here, you know, put into the economy and give hoteliers reason to avoid taking the invader coin ? 🪙 😉
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That reminds me, I need to getting around to booking a weekend in the Lakes at some point. Wouldn’t mind climbing Scaffel once my ankle is well enough.
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I would not have been caught out by this change in the rules because I had no idea there was a nine month grace period until this story broke. I always assumed that my ten year passport was good for ten years and was bin fodder after the expiry date printed in block capitals on the first page. I understand that the nine month’s grace still applies in territories outside the fourth reich so yet another example of the EU trying to fuck us over for leaving their club. With any luck it will fuck them in the arse when the British tourists who have been caught out holiday elsewhere in the future.
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Just read things again more carefully and realise I’m talking bollocks. Grovelling apologies. I still think my point about the EU fucking us over is valid though. I shall now go get my well-worn dunce’s hat and stand in the corner.
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Bottom line is, you can’t leave a club and still expect to be treated as a member.
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Then you shouldn’t have to keep paying for fucking membership either.
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We aren’t.
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Not an organisation I usually give much credence to, but:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/51110096
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That isn’t a membership fee. That is the amount the Leave government under Boris Johnson agreed we owed the EU when we left.
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Did I miss something? It’s still a payment to an organisation we’re ‘supposed’ to have left.
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It’s a shame. I’d like to see the fuckers leave the country on their dodgy passports and not be allowed back in. It could only be a benefit to us in the long term.
Sadly Border Farce is a joke as we all know and in reality all they need to do is find a rubber dinghy salesman on the shores of Calais.
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With you on that one, Leonardo: They should have let them fly to wherever but then charge them several thousand pounds to fly back. Lesson learned.
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National conservative conference in Brussels featuring speakers Nigel Farage, Suella Braverman and Viktor Orban is being shut down by police on the orders of the socialist mayor.
Europe hates Free Speech.
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What do you expect it’s Belgium..
Tintin lovers and putting mayonnaise on chips.. dirty buggers
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PS I think tintin was the poster boy for the Belgium offshoot of NAMBLA..
Hanging around with sea captains and weird twins..
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As Nigel will tell you, Belgium isn’t even a real country.
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Ever been 20?
It’s rubbish.
Like a big industrial estate.
No hills or mountains,
Flatter than posh spices bra.
Full of puffs too.
So.dull.they.named sprouts after it’s capital city.
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It is a bone fide pig trough.
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Sour beer, chocolates and fat bastards.
And apparently an aversion to free speech.
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Went a few time for work, MNC, to Brussels that is. Thought it was bollocks. The fuckers eat horses.
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It shouldn’t even BE a country. Flanders, Wallonia and Brussels are always bickering with each other anyway so may as well separate them again.
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And a breeding ground for islamists in Molenbeek.
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They put mayonnaise on their chips…!!!
Everyone knows, salt & vinegar on chips.
Fucking heathens.
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Curry on chips also works
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It’s not socialism it’s Communism
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That mayor cunt is second generation Turk.
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Everything to do with airports is total shit anyway so just add this nonsense to the pile.
They are a Cunt Magnet,filthy places full of foreign scúm telling you to take your belt off and rooting through your bag looking for a reason to be obnoxious.
Tell you what,how about you mither the only people who’ve ever been involved in trying to kill us on planes?
Islamic vermin.
Leave the rest of us out if it and concentrate on the Enemy Within.
Fuck Off.
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Stupid cunts. The snowflaky BBC do like whipping up hysteria within a pointless article (pointless, due to the transgressions of a few cunts who are doddering around god’s kitchen with nothing better to do with their money).
I did laugh when I read the article with words and sentences like:
Disappointed holidaymakers whose EU travel plans were ruined
traumatised
and “As someone who used to live in Spain, I feel angry that I cannot go to Spain as easily as I used to”
“We had no reason to believe the passport wouldn’t be valid,”
Anyone who is that thick (I bet these cunts who were interviewed voted to leave the EU in the first place) should not be allowed to travel and I have zero sympathy for them.
I’ll cite my in-laws, who for years have had a villa in Spain, happily hiding all that cash from HMRC, feeling smarmy in the process, thinking their finger is on th e pulse, ploughing it into their ‘dream’ paradise only to discover they can’t stay for more than 90 days get seriously wound up.
During Xmas dinner 2023, I thought, “aye, aye, wind up time – let’s stick it in and mix it up a bit” so I told my father in law (who thinks he’s a bit special and clever having owned a carpentry business but now retired). Unfortunately, you got what you wanted when you voted to leave, I said, but oh dear, perhaps didn’t read the small print. Luckily they were in my house, my manor so he couldn’t kick off and I revelled in the fact I’d proper pissed him off and there was fuck all he could do about it.
Oh, what a fun time that was.
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Traumatised! fucking TRAUMATISED you stupid soft old cunt ,she’s obviously never experienced anything truly traumatic in her life apart from being with old beardy who looks like a right old leftie hand wringer.
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10 year validity ?
Free entry to 🇬🇧….
No passport ✅
No i.d. ✅
New phone ✅
Hate the u.k. ✅
This way please 😩
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O/T,
Wtf, council bosses get paid more than the prime minister.
Now you know where your council tax goes..!
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Talking of where your council tax goes, have a read of this via a freedom of info request. It’s quite amusing reference council pensions
https://www.whatdotheyknow.com/request/council_taxpensions
I can’t quite get the link to work maybe someone could help, what with me being a thick cunt. However if you highlight the address and go to it, it should come up.
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oh it does work
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Read it…..🤬🤬🤬
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Jane Opher, 61, in London, said she was “traumatised” . Pity the cunt didn’t have to face machine guns like my grandad. That was a trauma.
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Managerial-class version of compo ehiners in the Sun or Mirror.
‘Escorted through the airport like a criminal’.
Were you in cuffs?
Stupid entited cunt.
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I have never seen the point of having an expiry date on a passport when you can’t actually go anywhere without having at least 6 months to run on it.
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I actually people who said they voted against Brexit because it meant they would have to apply for a visa. I always asked them ‘how did people ever manage in the 1960s?’
Lazy thicko cunts
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I actually know people… demented hag
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In summer 1971 Mrs C, me and a mate went hitch-hiking in Europe (Does anyone hitch-hike any more?) through Belgium and Luxembourg and up the Rhine valley. All we had were our back-packs and passports, I don’t think we knew anything about visas. We met lots of American kids doing the same, some of those American girls were quite uninhibited I recall…..
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