Adam Lockwood

Adam Lockwood, one of these daredevil cunts, who this time, has climbed the Shard. This is after the cunt had already been given suspended sentences for similar acts of trespass.
A whole phalanx of police, firefighters and ambulance crews were assembled for this cunt, in addition to nearby streets being closed. Will he get a proper prison sentence this time? Or another suspended sentence and license to carry on being an irresponsible cunt?
Not sure why they had all the emergency workers there. Just need one road sweeper to clear up his remains, or one copper to arrest the cunt.
This nom also includes all the cunts who will no doubt praise this arsehole.
Just waiting for the day when he dares the devil, and loses.

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Nominated by: mystic maven

 

64 thoughts on “Adam Lockwood

    • just been watching on best gore some suicidal jumpers, one russian landed on a pram and killed the baby, another twat tried to catch a bloke jumping from 10 floors up and got splattered like a chinese curry shit but the best one landed bum first on a bollard and took the whole thing like a fudge packer’s dream…come on you twats look before you jump

  1. No other country on earth could have carried off a spectacle like that. Watched by half the world’s population.

    Cry God for Lizzie, England and St George!

  2. Just ignore the cunt,whether he falls off or not.

    Close nothing,offer no response.

    Don’t arrest him,but make sure he can’t get inside what he’s climbed up so he has to climb down again.

    Then make him do it again with Ian Blackford the deep fried lardarse of the SNP on his back.

  3. I know he’s a bit tiresome but I have some admiration for him. At least he’s not some weedy,vapid,phone-goggling,top-knotted.vegan whiner whose idea of danger or challenging oneself is taking the top off their Costa coffee.

    • I’m inclined to agree with you Dick. Society is hugely risk averse and becomes more so every year. Trouble is, in my humble opinion anyway, this freezes us where we are. With this mentality we would never have left the caves let alone gone to the moon. The fact half the emergency services were sent to the scene is a manifestation of this view. The authorities had a collective attack of the vapours.

      I must admit though that I get as annoyed as everyone else when I come across some twat riding a pushbike on the public highway.

    • Agree with you FF, A and JM, this is the madness that gave us the World.
      For some reason this intrepid behaviour is deemed non acceptable. As you stated there was no need to flood the area with emergency services as the climber would surely acknowledge “If I fall I will not need loads of ambulances and fire tenders
      This may sound daft but If suitable insurance and liabilities wavers can be produced why not let these people climb? The climbers are fully aware of the result of a mistake and I have to admit that they have some bottle.
      Our society is very risk averse, independent thinkers are therefore discouraged supposedly for the greater good which we all know is bollocks.
      Thinking about risk aversion the toilets in the park.are out of bounds till the season ends, been some right going’s on in there.

  4. Daredevils like Adam make great Deadpool nominations,
    Just a matter of time.

    It’s more the inconvenience his stunts cause to the emergency services and the general public.

    I’d be cheering him on if he’d climbed Finsbury park mosque wearing a pig’s head and chucking sausages at the hysterical mob below.

  5. Look on the bright side. This lunatic will, no doubt, be a Darwin award recipient some time in the future. Along with a humorous citation of his deathly deed on their website.
    Old bill have no concern in what evolution decrees in its desire to purify the gene pool.

  6. Some old french Cunt 60 + was reported to have done a similar stunt somewhere in 🇫🇷 Quoted as saying “ I just wanted to show that old people to can do amazing things “ best read in an allo allo accent.
    Do something amazing Cunt go help really old folks by shopping for them cooking for them or just taking them out for an hour you selfish cunt. Ditto the Lockwood Cunt.

  7. I was raised to admire daredevils.

    In the 70s people like Evel kneivel were looked up too, and emulated.

    The A&E departments never had it so good.

    It’s nice to see a disregard for health and safety in youth and a deep seated wish for early suicide.

    In my day Adam would be touring schools encouraging kids to get into stunts and commit acts of daring do .

    • Next weekend in Chelmsford,Essex,is what’s billed as Eddie Kidd’s daredevil stunt show.
      I am tempted to book tickets,just to see how many buses he can clear in his wheelchair.I thought he’d settled down for a quiet life now.
      The lad climbing the buildings needs to be careful he doesn’t plummet to the ground,they’ll have him down as death within 28 days of a positive C-19 test.

      • Really? I thought Eddie Kidd was a full on spaz. But I agree, to see him do stunts in a wheelchair would be worth paying for. BTW Spewtube has many videos of wheelchair users doing jumps in skateparks etc..

      • Your quite right Everyonesacunt,
        He does need a manager!

        And for a reasonable 35% of Adams earnings*
        and once the ink is dry on the waiver absolving MNC promotions® of any legal responsibility in the result of Adams sad death or that of bystanders/passers-by,
        We’ll be good to go.

        That’s the problem today.

        Nobody is willing to help out young people or take risks.

        * I retain all merchandising rights and rights to the name Adam Lockwood.

  8. Apparently, just climbing a tall building isnt enough in this ‘sport’ anymore. Instead, once climbing to the top they now must carry out some feat on the precipice such as do pull ups handstands or ride a monocycle along the edge to prove their mettle. Theres youtube of one of them somewhere in the far east doing pullups, getting tired, then, without the strength to haul himself up, prompyly falling off. Its quite startling. As you say Darwin award nominee.

  9. What a wuss. I bet he wouldn’t do anything really dangerous, like smoke a tab or exceed drinking 21 units of alcohol a week. Daredevil, my arse.

  10. If he falls to his death falling from the top of the Brighton Wheel, his broken corpse will be bummed before the emergency services arrive to shovel his spunk-covered remains off the promenade.

  11. Even when stunts go wrong they’re still entertaining!

    https://youtu.be/AzfbwiXsrY4

    My advice to anyone considering a stunt is just do it!
    Don’t let anyone talk you out of it, they’ll be just jealous,
    And don’t bother with training, or planning.
    But definitely film it.

    Your guaranteed adoration of your peers, and more importantly girls!!

    • My personal favourite is the wingsuit guy hitting a bridge at full speed. Like a moth hitting the windscreen on the M4. These people are cunts but I have a sneaking admiration that they are willing to give up their lives for my amusement.
      Just remembered another golden oldie, the veal lorry to France protestor. I would have sent her grieving family the bill for cleaning the truck.
      Does that make me a bad person?

      • No MC, just mistaken. The truck rolled over her and broke her back, there was no mess on the tyres even.

  12. No doubt a cunt but I quite enjoy watching the YouTube footage of these sorts .

    They are fucking nuts though.

    The ones who go and do it in China or the Middle East , where they are likely to get dry roasted with a bog brush afterwards are the funniest.

    They just don’t give a fuck

    All seem to firmly reside within the middle class too.

    Watched Nightscape nearly fall off a building in Dubai once and he’s just laughed it off🤣

  13. Just push the cunt off, I would.

    And you can take Liz Truss with you – our country is on our knees economically, no more money they say, let’s borrow billions to help feed / heat those who can’t keep their legs closed.

    But oh not, why don’t we just pledge billions more in aid to Ukraine – what a fantastic idea…

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-62959374

    • Yes, this news topped up my daily rage meter quite nicely this morning. The first thing the new PM does! Pissing our much needed money away to fuel a foreign war thats got nothing to do with us. Cunt.

      • Funny isn’t it that on the world stage our leaders give it the Charlie big potatoes about how we can do this, pledge that, give this, give that, but fuck our own people – you can suffer and pay higher NI, higher energy prices, more for your food – just so one commie country can wage a war against another ex commie country.

        Who the fuck would help us if we needed it – no one.

        They can all fuck right off.

  14. If this attention-seeker ends up in a million mushy bits on the pavement below his family will probably blame/sue the construction company/designers/developers of the building the cunt failed to climb!

    In no way will they blame him because we live in a culture of “not my fault, guv!”

    Perhaps if he wants some real danger he should try eating out Katie Price! He’d disappear up her like those big tunnel boring machines used on the Channel Tunnel!

  15. I’m looking for backers to finance a extreme stunts festival.
    The insurance is astronomical though☹️

    I’m thinking fuck the insurance?
    Save a few ££ , cut a few corners?

    Bleach drinking contest

    Chainsaw duel

    Crossbow challenge

    And Moto cross racing wearing big Papier mache Frank Sidebottom heads for the under 13s.

  16. The trouble is he may land on an innocent bystander. And a fair chance of doing so if done during the daytime

    • Innocent bystander?
      Oh, you mean rubberneckers?

      Gawpers, starers, and slackjawed daydreamers?

      It’s good for the reflex’s.
      You see Adam falling towards you from a 1000ft at high speed,
      ….step aside😁

      • You remind me Mis of that guy who was killed walking to work in Nine Elms a few years ago, when a helicopter fell on him after it crashed into a tower in bad weather. Some folks just don’t have any luck.

    • Can’t make an omelette without breaking a couple of eggs ….fuck the innocent bystanders…if it’s in London,the “innocent bystanders” are probably ambling away from a mugging/stabbibg/Gay assignation….or work “in The City”…no great fucking loss either way.

  17. Reminds me of Dirty Harry, coaxing that suicidal bloke of the top of the building “I’d just need to know your address, it’s such a mess down there after they’ve jumped, don’t know which leg goes with who, all that blood on the drivers licence makes identification impossible”.
    Me thinks more coppers with an approach like Harry Callahan would solve a lot of the worlds problems.

  18. Shame this self obsessed cunt didn’t to it this weekend just gone – some sniper marksman would’ve taken him out – he would have had the best rush of his life as he hurtled towards the ground.

  19. Don’t put cameras on this lot, similar to what happened to the streakers. They’ll soon disappear. If they fall to the ground, just step over them.

    • Even as a youth I’ve instinctively known it’s the right thing to do to encourage others when recklessly endangering themselves.

      Otherwise you could damage their self confidence.

      So if I see little Timmy age 8yrs planning on jumping a ramp over a 30ft chasm filled with twisted jagged metal and broken glass on his bike?

      I’d say “you’ll easily do it.
      Your probably the best BMX rider I ever saw!
      You’ll be on TV for this!”

      And do you know?
      I was right.
      Timmy got to see himself on TV from his hospital bed.

      I sent him a get well card and a book about Evel Kneivel.👍

      • reminds me of a time when we were kids and some older kid convinced a smaller, yet infinitely braver kid that he could jump a 12′ slope and land on a slope below on his sled if he got the angle and speed right.

        fairly obvious to all of us that the laws of physics would kick in and the brave lad would be getting a one-way ticket to A & E.

        The little lad did it, landed face first on the frozen ground below and knocked himself clean out.

        I still laugh about it now.

      • reminds me of a time when we were kids and some older kid convinced a smaller, yet infinitely braver kid that he could jump a 12′ slope and land on a slope below on his sled if he got the angle and speed right.

        fairly obvious to all of us that the laws of physics would kick in and the brave lad would be getting a one-way ticket to A & E.

        The little lad did it, landed face first on the frozen ground below and knocked himself clean out.

        I still laugh about it now.

      • reminds me of a time when we were kids and some older kid convinced a smaller, yet infinitely braver kid that he could jump a 12′ slope and land on a slope below on his sled if he got the angle and speed right.

        fairly obvious to all of us that the laws of physics would kick in and the brave lad would be getting a one-way ticket to A & E.

        The little lad did it, landed face first on the frozen ground below and knocked himself clean out.

        I still laugh about it now.

      • reminds me of a time when we were kids and some older kid convinced a smaller, yet infinitely braver kid that he could jump a 12′ slope and land on a slope below on his sled if he got the angle and speed right.

        fairly obvious to all of us that the laws of physics would kick in and the brave lad would be getting a one-way ticket to A & E.

        The little lad did it, landed face first on the frozen ground below and knocked himself clean out.

        I still laugh about it now.

  20. He’s got balls of steel, I’ll give him that. No doubt this cunt will end up 1mm thin resembling a pavement pizza when he fucks up.
    Let’s hope for his sake the cunt doesn’t get too cocky………..

  21. Although the title of this nomination isn’t clickbait or misleading; it did get my hopes up only for those hopes to be destroyed. I thought the daft twat had fallen to his death. Very disappointed.

    I hate these arrogant, attention-seeking, Darwin Award-dodging cunts.

  22. Not all daredevils are cunts.

    I remember watching the “man on a wire” film about the frog Philippe Petit’s descent between the twin towers walking nothing more than a tight rope. The part where he lay down half way across, now that was impressive, together with smuggling his kit up there by security.

    Not that takes some serious balls….

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