Dead Pool [203]

Congratulations to Boris the boilsucker.Has he won dead pool 202? “no no no no no no no yes”.Indeed he has as he correctly predicted the Vicar of Dibley actor Trevor Peacock would be next to conk out. Peacock was 89 and died following a long struggle with dementia.

On to Dead Pool 203.You Know the Rules:

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.

So on your marks, ready….set…..go!

84 thoughts on “Dead Pool [203]

  1. Jimmie Krankie (SNP politician and cunt, not Janette Tough the entertainer)
    Ian Blackford (fat, boring, annoying SNP politician and cunt)
    John Swinney (SNP politician and useless cunt)
    Kate Forbes (SNP Finance Minister at Holyrood (and cunt). Studied under Diane Abbott to obtain her present arithmetic skills)
    Ash Sarkar (Novara Media, a Communist and the epitome of a cunt)

  2. He died of dementia? I thought the cunt was acting. Good of the BBC I suppose for giving him the chance.

    • mary peters LOL is she still alive, what about Peters & Lee or the singing fuckin nun

  3. Leonard Fenton (dr legg)
    Barbara Knox
    Julie Goodyear
    Stan Bowles
    Ratko Mladic

  4. Sarah Harding
    Billy Connolly
    Jacquie Beltrao
    Tony Bennet
    Angela Lansbury

  5. Jack Nicholson

    Henry Kissinger

    Leslie Phillips

    Richard O Sullivan

    Ozzy Osbourne

    Nice dancing, Boris.

    • Remove Jack Nicholson and Henry Kissinger, add Frank Williams (Dads army), Dick van dyke.

  6. Beverly Cleary
    Bernie Madoff
    Anne Buydens
    Eileen Ash
    Benjamin Ferencz

    Nice work Boris.

  7. Trevor Who? For fucks sake, lets get back to dead people I’ve fucking heard of!

      • I’ve done a few in the past and no doubt will do again. But I won’t just be filling out a form for the sake of it – it WILL be something I feel strongly about.

  8. I always liked Trevor, sorry to see him go.

    Bob Newhart
    Desmond Morris
    Eva Marie Saint
    Jean-Paul Belmondo
    Tippi Hedren

  9. Peter Blake.
    Peter Cellier.
    John Clegg.
    Patricia Routledge.
    Tuesday Weld.

  10. Dame Maggie Smith (legendary actress)
    Bernard Cribbins (wombling along)
    Virginnia Mckenna (actress & Joyce Adams lookalike)
    Richard Chamberlain (Old ducky)
    Thomas Markle (will die of shame for his bitch dotter)

  11. Eleanor Rosalynn Carter
    Walter Mondale
    Norman Lloyd
    Sonny Barger
    Patricia Routledge.
    Trevor was a pretty decent songwriter in his day.

  12. Eddie Richardson
    Freddie Foreman
    Sammy Gravano
    Peter Gotti
    Ralph Natale (former boss of the Philadelphia Mob).

  13. Archbishop Desmond tu tu.
    Tom Baker
    June Brown dot cotton
    Naga munchetty
    Leslie Phillips

  14. Leslie Caron
    Mel Brooks
    Woody Allen
    Alain Delon
    Jimmy Carter

    If anyone has any of these before me, good for you.

    • King Cnut has Jimmy Carter but from what I can see you’ve got first dibs on the other 4.

      • Thanks Dickie. I usually do a search first on each of my picks; I just couldn’t be a*sed today. Will do better next time!

  15. In there Bozza.

    Frank O’ Farrell
    Patsy King
    Henry Woolf
    Julie Newmar
    Anna Karen

  16. Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
    Jilly Cooper
    Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
    Ton Koopman
    Daniel Baenboim

  17. Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
    Glynis Johns
    Ted Dexter
    Mohamed Al-Fayed
    Romano Prodi

    • Oh fuck looks like my George Shultz died February 9 FFS I had him nominated for the last 3 pools! I wish somebody told me oh well my fault I suppose. Switch with Chuck Schumer please

      • I must be a dyslexic cunt I meant February 6

        I’ll replace Pope Francis with Nancy Pelosi (a ghoulish old harpy cunt witch who refuses to die but its worth a shot) after I noticed Cumnock nicked him off me

  18. Mikhail Gorbachev
    Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
    Dennis skinner
    Josef fritzl
    Madeleine albright

  19. Vanessa Redgrave
    Burt Bacharach
    Jerry Lee Lewis
    Mel Brooks
    and not to leave out the skidmarks here’s a token
    Sidney Poitier

  20. Put me down for
    Prince Phil the Greek
    Richard O’Sullivan
    Dave Gahan
    Ex King Juan Carlos
    Bobby Charlton

    • Ooops…Substitute O’Sullivan for Prince Michael of Kent

      I was surprised that Greek Phil wasn’t snapped up

  21. Looks like no one picked Murray Walker which is a shock as he has been on almost every list for years.

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