The Covid Exams Fiasco and Whining, Entitled Students/Parents/Teachers

A ‘would you like fries with that?’-level cunting for students and their cunt parents and even bigger cunt teachers who are blaming the nasty tories and exam board that they didnt get the grades their woke instructors predicted, with some 36% lower than predicted (despte more A and A* this year) and more than few being off by two grades.

Weirdly this external moderation system Labour are now pointing fingers at was agreed with by the big teaching unions as far back as April. This was to take into account work done in earlier terms and help weigh the grades ro a standard, set of criteria, rather than just give students wildly optimistic grades as done in bedwetting socialist Scotland where teachers were worried about the effect such standards might have on less privileged pupils.
Expect each pupil in Scotland to get a small trophy, a rosette, a pouch of Capri-Sun and a Cadbury’s Creme Egg for turning up.

If the pupils in England and Wales arent happy they can take an exam in the Autumn and see which grade is higher then use that as their grade when applying to study Fashion and Media with Gender at East Anglia or Bangor.

Degree free with your tepid pint of Fosters at the union bar. Just dont skip Freshers Week.

Cunts.

Nominated by Cuntamus Prime

41 thoughts on “The Covid Exams Fiasco and Whining, Entitled Students/Parents/Teachers

  1. Well cunted.

    The exams should never have been cancelled in the first place. Social distancing would have been achieved by default (as it was when I took my O /A levels), the invigilator could have worn one of those shield things. Had to turn the radio and TV off yesterday due to all the wall to wall whining and lefty political point scoring.

    • When I did O’ and A’ levels there was about 2m between desks anyway so people couldn’t copy those near them. And why the fuck should they get a choice? You don’t like the grade you were given? Throw the dice. Reject the grade and take the exam but don’t complain if the grade you then get is worse.

  2. I’m sick of hearing whining cunts telling us how hard done by they are regarding Covid…if it’s not the students then it’s the wankers who have to rush back from their holiday the dumb cunts decided to go on during a global pandemic.
    I don’t know why they are bothering with exams as there won’t be many jobs in the upcoming great depression.
    Our economy relies on an overpopulated country with most working and chipping in…now we have an overpopulated country and not enough jobs for most.
    What a pile of cunt.

    • Watch how many cunts, especially those in public service will go on a day trip to Calais next week and every Fortnight to ensure they never have to return to work

  3. They should just give them Grades according to the social standing of their parents….that way the chavvy “got-nowts’ will still get the grades that they’d have got anyhow.

    Personally I believe the children are our are future.Teach them well and let them lead the way.Show them all the beauty they possess inside.Give them a sense of pride to make it easier.Let the children’s laughter remind us how we used to be.

  4. The vast majority of teachers are work shy lazy left wing cunts. Not all, but most.
    Where I live is infested with retired teachers and they are, without exception, the biggest bunch of cunts I’ve ever had the misfortune to encounter. If I’d known this before I settled here then I would have picked somewhere else.

    Those who can, do. Those who can’t, teach..

    • Diocese: I will always maintain that in life, there are teachers, then there are educators.
      Happily I, like most on here belong to the latter group.👍

      • It could have been worse CG. You might have been a teacher originating from Wales!
        😅

  5. We don’t need no education, we don’t need no thought control. No dark sarcasm in the classroom. Teacher leave them kids alone….you pedo.

  6. Why are these exams so important know??? 50 years ago the results were published in the local paper. If you failed them, 2 options
    Take them again or fuck off and do something different. The fucking world is turning to shit and all you hear is, fucking Tarquin and fucking Lucinda didnt get top grades. Sick of if. Fucking cunts everyone of them.

    • “Why are these exams so important know??“

      If you don’t now the answer to that know, you’ll never now or should it be know?
      😂

  7. It wouldn’t be so bad if the exam results these cunts are moaning over were worth a wank, but they aren’t. The SNP only relented on their decision to give realistic grades when one of their brightest members pointed out that these thick kids were their best chance of gaining independence, as they have said that 16 year olds can vote in a future referendum. Who lets a sixteen year old vote? Someone who needs an easy to steer group of voters.
    To make sure university was for everyone not just the brightest, it has had to be dumbed down, so what’s the point? If kids actually want to earn money, fuck university and get a trade. Unfortunately that seems like hard work, and the young have absolutely no concept of that.

  8. If they’d done the exams there would be exactly the same level of whining, just with the “point” reversed.
    Teachers are mostly cunts, boring bastards as well. And also, wanting to hang around kids all the time (well apart from the holidays). Something weird going on there.

  9. The restrictions imposed due to the Coronavirus are now affecting almost every part of life.
    Last night I attended the annual Carnivores Dinner which had no atmosphere and was totally ruined as we all had to sit two meat eaters apart….

  10. My headmaster at Secondary school was a soft cunt who hid behind his deputies, you never saw the dickhead unless it was an assembly or an important visitor. I had more respect for one of the deputies who was a rugby man and told me exactly how it was, plus he was a big fucker that I didn’t want to argue with. The prick headmaster left the school and went into local politics several years later in my ward….. for the Liberal Demoprats.

  11. Nearly 40 years ago, I didn’t get the grades I would have liked to have got. You know why? Because I was bored and lazy at school. Punk rock at its peak and I didn’t give a fuck. I could have done very much better. I was in the last of the 11+ testing and went straight into the top stream at the local grammar school. That’s teenage boys though eh. It’s their job to let their parents, their teachers and themselves down. And I managed to do that a treat. Whose fault? Mine. Shut the fuck up you whining entitled cunts!

  12. This bollocks is has given the media a field day, the woke left and Labour pussies crying about some fucking cunt that didn’t quite get the grades they wanted, News Flash! …. it happens every year, not everyone gets their predicted grades!

    Whenever the Labour cunts and Layla Moran types are asked what they would do…. the answer is ‘no fucking idea’
    They all love statistics but aren’t happy with the ones used to moderate grades because it means schools that are over inflating grades are seeing many students being knocked back.

    I am with RTC on this one the exams should have been taken, particularly A level, then all this crap would have been avoided.

  13. They had an Asian girl from Leyton East London whining on Wireless 4’s World At One yesterday that she only got an A instead of an A star – and it isn’t fair, bless her, because she wanted to study medicine at Cambridge. Now she will have to make do with Birmingham I think she said. Well I would have thought she wouod have met more of her friends in Brum.

    Naturally Dame Kweer has issued instructions that the situation “must” be rectified. The previous day he had told Sturgeon that she “must today”, so perhaps the old queen is learning patience and is prepared to wait till Monday. The raddled old cunt always tries to whip up discontent in that spinsterish voice of his. He should either shit or get off the pot.

    Where the BBC are concerned it seems only wimmin and BAME wimmin at that were involved in this debacle.

    • Saw on the BBC website a lass called Nina Bunting-Mitcham tell some minister (possibly education) ‘you’ve ruined my life’. She got D,D,D and expected A,B,B to do veterinary medicine. I would be very surprised if A,B,B was enough to get into vet school but her life is ruined.
      She might spare a thought for the 50,000 whose lives really are ruined.

      • If I was edumacation minister i’d say ‘no love,your fucking teacher told you you were much more able than you actually are, because most teachers are hipster cunts who would rather be mates with their pupils than honest. Now get mopping those service station toilets.

  14. Take a new exam. Get the results. Realise you are a moron. Get Mumsy and the rest of the wimminz to hiss on Karensnet.
    Government changes policy immediately, awards top grades – half wits happy, Mumsy boastfully chatting in her dressing gown with the other scummy Mummies.
    Sorted – no need for study, commitment, enquiry, fact checking, graft or knowing what the hell you are talking about for your kids – because you get them top grades by bitching on twitter.
    And they wonder why we have a Country full of bone idle under educated brainwashed brats with a lifelong sense of undeserved entitlement?
    Probably best to blame the “boomers” – I was recently informed it is all their fault!
    Well, best be off to indecently expose myself to some joggers but as I am late as usual I feel that awful MNC fellow will have nicked the best spots – and he possesses a canine polar bear which took an instant dislike to me! 😄

  15. Well this fucking fiasco wasn’t entirely predictable was it? I was watching the News the other night and some wanker and his daughter were whinging like cunts. What attracted my attention was the girl’s name……Lexi Belle!
    Now, none of you blokes would know this (sarcasm) but Lexi Belle is a well known Yank porn actress. It made me wonder if the girl had ever googled her own name and come up with old yo yo knickers! 😁
    So thank you Mr Belle and Lexi for bringing a rare smile to my face while watching the News. It usually only happens when they are reporting on dead peacefuls or architects.

  16. Blacks and coloureds play the Race card, students play the Youth card. These days society is made up of groups all dedicated to gaining some kind of advantage through political pressure because it’s a lot easier than working.

  17. I fucked up my A levels good and proper and my failure has made me the person I am today: A bona fide misanthrope.
    Every cloud and all that.

  18. Trouble is these lefty, snowflake, mellinal, woke cunts have always been told they are special and never had any disappointment in their life. Well wake up fuckers to a brave new world. Reality has just given you a big kick in the cunt. Welcome to the world I grew up in, 90’s depression and no fucking jobs but we also had massive inflation. God, I miss those days.

    • ‘Life’s a bitch and then you die.’ That is the advice I always gave students in my classes.

      • All these bitches need to learn in school , is how to properly suck cock.
        Make the world a happier place.

  19. Get over it ….. when I left school it was an Exceptional few That got grades good enough to go to university …
    Now the are all supposedly clever and gifted and entitled …..
    Fuck right off…..
    they are ignorant self entitled thick cunts

  20. To be honest, I think all this is great. Less of the arseholes doing pointless degrees in basket weaving and media studies. Thanks Tony, another of your great achievements. Did the cunt Blair actually do anything constructive for us when he was in power?

  21. That will teach the fuckers to slack all year, they weren’t banking on the chinks ruining the fucking world and now they are going to struggle to get into thier chosen uni,s so they can waste another 3 years and make cunts of themselves, well i give not a single flying fuck, fuck em i say they are all cunts and a degree in media studies isnt going to change that, and it wont prevent the cunts getting xmass work in argos or halfords….

    • At least by the looks of it there will be less cunts wanting to tear down Cecil Rhodes statues next year. CUNTS!

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