Children in Need [2]

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Is it too early to nominate Children in Africa – sorry – Children in Need for a cunting?

A night of ABBC cringe-worthy programming interspersed with famous cunts in Africa still following M’Tebe on his 8 mile walk to get a pail of water liberally mixed with bison piss only to walk back again.

“And it takes M’Tebe all day to do this. And the next day he sets off again. It’s a never ending battle just to get this most basic provision.”

Hey Ewan MacGregor, while you’re there, why not tell M’Tebe to move nearer to the fucking water? Oh, and while you’re on, instead of interviewing the hand-wringing mothers and their rotund bellied offspring, how about finding one of the papa-san’s who’s responsible for continually impregnating them? Oh, and don’t wait for the cunt to take off his AK-47 and dual bandoleros of 7.62 rifle rounds!

The ABBC will throw in the odd token local raspberry foundation story but – like Sir Cunt Geldof before them – the real story of the night is Africa.

It’s not that I’m unsympathetic to the plight of the starving millions in the dark continent, it’s just that after 40yrs and billions of pounds in worldwide aid, nothing has changed. Millions still starving, countries still run by tyrannical despots (who annex said monies/aid for themselves or to then sell it on to the peoples it was intended for in the first place), and the rich and famous still using it as a vehicle to signal how virtuous and caring they are, when the reality is that we all know they’re cunts at heart!

I used to be duped into giving to Pudsey and his clan but when I hit my 30’s I decided that the money would actually do more good in my own arse pocket because once the exec administrators have taken their cut, the aid facilitators taken their cut, the transporters taken their cut – only for the remainder to be annexed by the destinating Govt – poor old M’Tebe is lucky if there’s enough left to afford him an extra fly to go along with his 2 grains of rice and glass of bison piss!

Fuck off Children in Need!

And fuck off ABBC! If you’re that bothered about children, then please explain Savile? You cunts!

Nominated by Rebel without a Cunt!

Humanity at large

We appear to be in the midst of another full blown Moral Panic. This sort of bullshit is nothing new.

The Govt, career politicians, commentators and opinion makers, having run out of easy ‘fool the public’ pain-free solutions to our urgent virtually impossible to solve issues, have gratefully latched onto the latest media bandwagon frenzy (Weinstein vs. slags) to distract and smother the infantile, snowflake electorate under a slag heap of sinister trivia. Talk about ‘Fiddling’ while Rome burns!

Another cunting due for Humanity at large anyone?

Nominated by Shitcake Baker

Bono [12]

Bono is a premium cunt…
We all know about the immense legacy of cuntitude this buffoon has behind him:

Giving speeches on green issues, then having a hat (a fucking hat!) flown across the world first class on a Jumbo Jet….

Using his vast wealth to pursue and ruin former employees in the high court over a pair of trousers….

Going on about ‘Make Poverty History’ and all that finger clicking shite, then blowing 250 grand on a ‘party’…

Appearing at every UK political party conference during General Election campaigns, when he’s Irish and UK politics has fuck all to do with him…

Pontificating about Brexit and how ‘wrong’ it is (again, fuck all to do with rich Bogtrotters)…

Tells the ‘riff-raff’ to dig deep for those lost cause Africans, when he has luxury houses in Dublin, New York, Barbados, Malibu, Amsterdam, and Monte Carlo…

And now the piss de resistance… After years of telling the ordinary working man and woman what to do with their hard earned cash, this cunt has been rumbled for tax dodging and ‘investing’ in a Lithuanian Arndale Centre… The whole thing smells worse than a Pakistani wrestler’s jockstrap fried in two week old chip fat…

He really is the Crème de la cunt…

Nominated by Norman

Tulip Sadqui


Stupid leftard snowflake, Tulip Sadqui, was on LBC with Iain Dale the other day. Reckons a woman who have suffered the indignity of a man touching her knee is a victim of serious sexual abuse and how dare anyone say otherwise!

I say: FUCK OFF YOU VIRTUE SIGNALLING APPEASING CUNT…..

Nominate by kravdarth

Self-entitled sportswomen

I would like to nominate self-entitled sportswomen for a cunting.

Two examples of note in the last week alone:

Eni Aluko, England footballer. Earlier in 2017, she accuses her England manager, Mark Sampson, of racism and harassment. He is found not guilty by the FA but then gets sacked anyway for another matter. This week, self-important martyr Ms. Aluko tweets that she is ‘disappointed by the lack of support from her England team-mates’. Jesus Christ, what more does this fucking uppity cunt want? Red carpet and reading slippers all laid on? Cunt off.

Then next up we have Jess Varnish. This was the track cyclist who couldn’t handle being dropped from the UK team, turning on her then-technical director Shane Sutton and playing the sexism accusation card. Notwithstanding that Sutton was cleared on eight charges, Sutton resigned and the women’s lib got their way. Not being enough for Varnish, she is now suing UK Sport and British Cycling, citing victimisation and unfair dismissal.

So much for women being ‘equal’ to men. Top coaches and directors bawl the most vitriolic abuse at their players/athletes to get performance out of them, always have done. Unfortunately, equality only seems to apply to the advantageous, so when the little darlings can’t handle the less glamorous aspects of competitive sport, they play the card(s). Fuck right off.

Nominated by The Empire Cunts Back