Vaccine Bonanza

A nomination for the Vaccine Bonanza, you wait for months and suddenly three arrive at the same time (just like the old bus stop scenario)

In the space of a week, Pfizer, Moderna and Oxford/AZ are on the brink of rolling out a safe working vaccine. The first two are new tech with the latter being the traditional vaccine, The first has a bit of a handicap requiring storage at -80C and you need two hits.

Here is the good news, the UK government have ordered 40 million doses of the Pfizer one (net 20 million), 5 million of the Moderna vaccine and 100 million of the Oxford/AZ, so there will be enough to go around ………..

But! Who will get what and when, who will be first, will people be given a the choice of which vaccine they want, that will be the next step in the vaccine saga, fulled as usual by the media.

Stay tuned for the great vaccine scramble and to make it even more complicated the government have three more on order should they be effective and approved.

It will all be over by Christmas 202?

Nominated by: Sick of it 

Saint Marcus of Rashford [5]

I would like to nominate:

Marcus Rashford (again)

From Sky News website:

Marcus Rashford launches book club so children can experience ‘escapism’ of reading.

He wishes he had been given the chance to read earlier in life. Ever heard of a Library, Marcus? The books there are free!! Pretty much every school also has a library.

He says he only started reading at 17. I could read perfectly well as a child. However, I had no interest in reading books until the last few years. You can’t force a kid who has countless tv channels, x-box, the internet, or some rival gang member to stab, to be interested in reading.

Grrrrr. Rant over.

Nominated by: Robin Bastard

Lord Nazir Ahmed of Rotherham

Lord Nazir Ahmed of Rotherham, Aka Lord lying, deceiving, sexual exploiting, money grabbing, all round unpleasant peaceful Cunt.

What a thoroughly unpleasant chap he is; unless you follow a certain ideology that appears at times to condone such behaviours and even accept them as normal!!!

I had the misfortune many many years back of living close to this turd and the word on the street, (fuck me did I just say that? yuk ! Gossip), was that this filthy piece of shit had been over several years complicit in hiding the truth regarding the sexual exploitation of children in the town of Rotherham. Hmmmm

Reading through the article above whilst only circumstantially similar in comparisons :- “the fact that he did sexually assault the complainant on 2 March 2017” Guido Fawkes and lie repeatedly .. The question therefore of his complicity in ignoring the exploitation of the children in Rotherham does seem more plausible. I digress trying to avoid misrepresenting him. So put simply

He’s a cunt he’s a cunt he’s a Cee Ues eN Tee CUNT.
Aka see you next Tuesday.

Nominated by: Everyonesacunt 

…and seconded by W. C. Boggs

I second Everyonesacunt nomination.

Be it noted yet another Anthony Blair appointee – most of them are either crooked or bent. Interestingly the BBC report makes no mention of the fact that this turd on legs is or was a member of the Labour party.

If he had been a Tory you can rest assured the report would have made that clear in line one:

European court & Harrow Council

How’s a bout a cunting for the European court and Harrow council?
Words fail me sometimes but you gotta give it to the local bureaucrats for going a step lower than the politicos in power.
May I introduce to you Nimco Hassan Ibrahim

There is also a video ( someone sent me on WhatsApp ) which sums up local feeling but cannot find how to post it here or find it on the web. Admin if you perchance to come across it would you be a darling and post it for me. Pleeease? (Yeah, we’ll get right on that – NA)

Nominated by: Once a cunt always a cunt

Dead Pool (183)

Congratulations to Captain Magnanimous who correctly predicted that cheating cunt and (admittedly) legendary former footballer and manager Diego Maradona would be the next to cark it. He was 60 and died of heart failure.


On to Deadpool 183:


The rules:


1) Pick 5 famous Cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal other peoples nominations from previous pools (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does.


2) Anyone who nominates the World’s Oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.


3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.


4) If your pick has already been taken, tough tits, it’s first come first served (only because we can’t be arsed to check )


My picks (GTC)


Slick Woods

George Alagiah

Tom Smith (rugby)

Dai Davies

Jake “The Snake” Roberts