Used by millennials, usually in lieu of a coherent argument, this phrase is typical of the born entitled, mollycoddled wankers that consider themselves the enlightened future of humanity. This insult, along with gammon, is aimed at anyone who expresses an opinion that dares to challenge their blinkered outlook, which was forged by poor quality lefty teaching, and fed daily by social media, especially the cunt trumpet that is Twitter.
These cunts are envious of the generation that bought their own homes, blaming them for not being able to afford a home of their own. Of course, it has nothing to do with them paying £3 for a cup of coffee and having four-a-day, package holidays every couple of weeks, and spending a week’s wages on a shirt they wouldn’t be seen dead in twice. I’m not a boomer, but my parents are, and they worked hard to buy their little house, my dad working twelve hour nights for twenty-five years, and the only holidays we had were damp campsites in Devon, not the Costa del Cunt. OK boomer? Fuck off, you clueless cunts.
With the distant scent of war in the air, the only upside to a full blown conflict would be seeing these cunts conscripted into cannon fodder battalions, sent into battle by some modern day Haig, who would probably be a ‘boomer’…..
Nominated by Gutstick Japseye
A cunting for the boil on England’s arse, if you please.
The Welsh are apparently on an offensive to promote Wales overseas with it’s “rich cultural heritage, its strategies for boosting trade with the EU post-Brexit and its bid to make Wales the “go-to nation” for advice on preserving endangered languages”.
I’m sick of hearing from these cunts. Who the fuck would take business advice from a region that’s running a deficit of £4,000 per person, per year more than England? These people are parasites! Their boast of preserving the useless Welsh language is paid for by other people – us! To top it all, their entire culture seems to revolve around trying to prove they’re not English…the very same people who actually work to pay for your fucking multilingual traffic signs!
If you want to do something that’s actually worth a damn Wales, try earning, creating wealth, making a profit. But they don’t care about these trivialities. Just let the English pay for all that while they do nothing but slag the evil water thieves. We should demand austerity upon the regions like the EU does with Greece, and if they want to leave, fucking let them…nay encourage them!
Campaign for Leave!
Nominated by Dr Shagga and His Cunt Munching Machine
Never heard of her? Well, that’s not any fault of this gushing, showy, publicity whore of an MP for Bristol (West, East? I can’t recall) She is another of the wimmin who are only at Westminster thanks to all wimmin shortlists, and especially her mixed race origins.
Note the important glancing at notes and the cheap BIC to underline her “points” as she makes them, but especially the condescending and patronising “go ahead” for all the world, like the 13-year-old smartarse she really is, who is so pleased with herself during the Year 6 debating society spat she has with a boy.
This old cunt is of course an ardent Remainer who is obviously pissing her pants because she lost. She knows the jig is up and even Mandy, Blair or Nicola Sturgeon can’t save her dreams from crashing around her. Either that or her Poundland jiggleballs are badly out of kilter.
Who could vote for a junior harridan like this vapid fuckwit?
Nominated by W. C. Boggs
Non-alcoholic James Bond and ‘woke’ 007!
Yes, folks. The world has now officially gone PC mad.
In a new advert, James Bond pushes away his ‘Vodka Martini’ and asks for a ’00’ non-alcoholic lager, as ‘he’s working’. This comes hot on the heels of the news that the latest Bond pic will be the most ‘woke’ and PC movie yet – Jesus.
In the ‘woke’ Bond movie, the phrase ‘Bond girl’ was outlawed from the film set. The women in this film are all ‘strong, brave and fiercely independent’. They are not ‘helpless girls’ who jump into bed with Bond (Bond tries his usual seduction techniques, but they fail miserably. ‘It’s very funny’, according to wank insiders) Craig is called out of retirement to ‘assist’ the new (black) woman 007, a character who has issues with her weight and questions what’s going on with her boyfriend – JESUS! ‘Bond’ also drives a quarter of a million pound ‘Electric’ car (hardly gonna convert the family car buyer at £260k)
If you don’t want to remain faithful to Ian Fleming’s books, then just kill of Bond and let it end. This snowflake ‘woke’ trend for re-writing classic characters and stories has to end. Last year the BBC pissed all over classic ‘War of the worlds’, ‘A Christmas Carol’ and ‘Dracula’.
Please FUCKING STOP THIS. You want to reflect today’s snowflake fucked-up world, then invent your own new original characters and stories. Stop stealing the past and changing it. Leave everything from history and my childhood alone, YOU MASSIVE FUCKING BASTARDS!
Nominated by Lord of the Rings
Rodrigo Alves, an attention seeking, nobody cunt.
This fish-headed mongoloid has annoyed me for some time, his surgically mutated visage daily haunting me from the sidebar of shame on the rapidly sinking Daily Mail. Once known as ‘The Human Ken Doll’, which is bollocks, because a Ken doll looks far more human than this prick, he has now come out as a fucking transgender woman.
Looking like a Blackpool pier waxwork dummy of Katie Price, he now has more excuses for further plastic surgery, not that he needed any. The vacuous fuck changed his nose more often than I change my socks and he’s one of the many cunts addicted to cosmetic surgery who prove that it just makes you look ugly, retarded, inhuman, and sad.
Damn him for being the no talent freak show that he is, damn the fucking Daily Mail for giving him the oxygen of publicity, and damn me for reading the fucking Daily Mail.
Nominated by Gutstick Japseye