Sophie Tanner

This cunt is priceless… The woman who married herself…

Sophie Tanner has told BBC (what a surprise!) she married herself to celebrate being single….

Sophie Tanner said she had no regrets about tying the knot with herself and is currently celebrating her second wedding anniversary….

So, ‘celebrating a wedding anniversary’ when you’re on your own?!… This smacks of desperation and a craving for attention… Tying the knot with yourself?! This daft bitch needs locking up… No surprise though… No man on earth will obviously have this pathetic sad cunt…

Nominated by Norman

Lynton Crosby

What a fuck up this Tory manifesto is. So much for this Lynton Crosby cunt, the so-called campaign manager, who couldn’t manage to put the fucking cat out. The Tory cunts could do all those things without putting them in the manifesto. But this wanker “expert” knows best. I seem to remember another marketing cunt, hired by Cameron, who made a complete fuck up of the referendum campaign. In the world of marketing you have a couple of successes and you walk on water………until you are exposed as the chancer you really are. In the words of the late, great Bill Hicks…….”If you’re in marketing kill yourself………no, seriously……kill yourself.”

Nominated by Freddie The Frog

Noam Chomsky [2]

Noam Chomsky is on Newsnight saying the American Republican party is the worst organisation in human history and are more dangerous than ISIS.Fucking irritating pseudo-intellectual cunt!I have always hated him but this has made my piss boil..He also says he would vote for Corbyn if he was English.Says all you need to know.

Nominated by Shaun

Who the fuck is Noam Chomsky?
Actually never mind, anyone who says that the Republicans are that and that he would vote Corbyn is an utter cunt.

….Just google the stupid old cunt, he also says that Labour’s future is with Momentum.

Christ, I’ve only just learnt who this old bastard is and I already hope he hurries up and fucking die already!

Has Noam Chomsky been cunted yet?

I think he should be. Anyone who claims that; the yanks republican party is the most dangerous organisation in the world, is worse than ISIS, thinks that the Labour party’s future lies with the vile Jim Jones like cult known as Momentum, would vote for noted commie lunatic Corbyn, yet another bleeding heart for the murderous, terrorist empowering Palestinians and generally a stupid, delusional, hard left old cretin is well and truly a cunt.

Nominated by prime minister sinister

Tim Farron (4)


That weasel worded stratospheric cunt Farron is looking more stupid by the day.

After the referendum he really thought he could reach out to the 48%, so much so that he has run his election campaign on it. Unfortunately for little Timothy people have moved on and polls suggest that the 48% now sits at around 22% and the rest of the country just wants to get on with Brexit!!, so in effect he is fishing in an ever decreasing pool of potential voters!!

I can’t wait to see the look on the pricks face on June 8th when as fucking dim witted a cunt as he is, even he will realise it’s game set and match to the people that took a brave decision to say enough is enough!! That’s when he will make an even bigger cunt of himself (if that’s possible) by still refusing to accept the decision ..

Nominated by: Quislings

Robin Makin

I always used to feel a bit sorry for Ian Brady`s solicitor.I mean someone had to be and I figured naively perhaps that he was most likely a normal bloke doing his job and showing great professionalism and restraint the level of which is inconceivable to me.He is indeed a massive cunt though! After Brady`s death yesterday he was giving radio and TV interviews which is odd in itself and goes way beyond his professional obligation.Weirder still he spent two hours with Brady before he died discussing funeral arrangements and disposal of his body.That took 2 hours? I mean the guy lived in a room , has presumably hardly any assets to leave anyone no one would turn up to his funeral.This was all clearly pre-planned and Makin himself made it clear Brady was too ill to speak at any length.So he was clearly there comforting him on his deathbed.He described it as “a moving experience” which is fucked up.I get he was a big part of his professional life but fuck me “moving” :the guy was a monster and regardless of people’s political opinions that is the overwhelming consensus of the public.Also the creepy looking Lord Longford lookalike cunt refused to call him evil and said he was mentally ill.Oh fuck off Brady knew exactly what he was doing and was an incredible tactician in sadism.As you would expect he then said the “meejah” frenzy was unhelpful.I am so sick of this argument in such cases.If you broadcast the facts with no bias whatsoever there would still be a frenzy as Ian Brady was such an unspeakably evil cunt that even his name gives most people the chills.

Makin is a cunt of the highest order though for saying he had many interesting conversations with Brady over 25 years but never asked Brady where he buried Keith Bennett.Absolute bollocks.He must have asked him.The notion anyone wouldn`t ask him that is ridiculous.Did it just never get brought up in conversation? His comments have obviously pissed off the families of those poor children which was the last thing they needed to feel on what should have been a day of relief.

I wouldn`t let this weird and creepy solicitor anywhere near me.CUNT!

Nominated by Shaun