Gerry Adams is a cunt…
Of course we all know he is, but now this twat is whining because he’s getting a bit of overdue payback… Former Sinn Féin president Gerry Adams has called on those who attacked his home to meet him…. Adams asked those responsible to have the “gumption and guts” to meet him and explain their actions….
Explain their actions? Like his IRA mob of murderers explained killing military personnel, police,civilians, war veterans, pensioners, children, and royalty alike? Not to mention attempting to murder the British government, and bombing British cities and ruining several businesses and buildings in the process… This piece of Fenian filth has absolutely no room to whine about being attacked by anyone… Cunt!
Nominated by Norman
I am going to nominate a key fob
Now I was given a key fob by an acquaintance. we all like to please and use the gift given.
I took my car down the car wash big mistake, next thing you know it’s tumbleweed time, they all fucked off leaving partially washed cars and yours truly high and dry with a dirty car.
However I must admit I did this on purpose after the first reaction at my local kebab shop.
Pulled up went in ordered my food , the guy at the counter spoke to the cook popped out the back for a fag and 15 minutes later no kebab and no staff.
The reason as far as I can tell would be my key fob.
It says “home office border agency” they are available on e-bay (item number listed below)<
However don’t buy one unless you are willing to wash your own car, have a barbeque and don’t like curry!
Nominated by Lord Benny
That menacing cunt who tells you to call Gladstone Brookes…..NOW…to see if you are owed some PPI money as a refund.
“Why” he asks in a hectoring tone “have you not contacted Gladstone Brookes?”
“Don’t you know there’s a time limit?” the cunt asks in his best ‘talking to the peasants’ who know fuck all voice.
Fuck off you smarmy cunt!
Nominated by ATTILA THE CUNT
This was on the BBC (they even had enough space on the day when Trump came to the UK) therefore these people must be Uber cunts and I mean UBER CUNTS.
I’m not going to write anymore but If this don’t make your piss boil then nothing else will.
Nominated by Cuntsince1066
Douglas and Brooks, two Jamaican nationals of no fixed address, were put up in hotels for almost a year and handed pre-paid credit and travel cards, all paid for by the Royal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea. Douglas and Brooks were also both housed in the Radisson Blu hotel in Kensington.
Douglas claimed a total £67,123.35 of relief intended for victims of the fire. She spent 276 nights in the Radisson Blu in Kensington, costing the council more than £55,000, and spent more than £11,000 on a pre-paid credit card she was given when she complained about the hotel’s food.
Brooks claimed £58,396.89 of relief and stayed in the Radisson Blu and another hotel for 243 nights. He also spent more than £9,000 of charges on a credit card.
And here’s the punch line : The court heard Brooks and Douglas had managed to avoid immigration authorities for 16 years after entering the UK illegally in the early 2000s. FFS!
Brooks was sentenced to three years and three months in jail, while Douglas was sentenced to three years. So that’s three years in a nice comfy bed with three free meals a day thrown in at the taxpayers expense. They should deport the cunts back to Jamaica and make them serve the sentence there.
Nominated by Pedantic Cunt
I would like to cunt Ant McFartings soon to be ex wife. This typical bitch has done what most bitches do when a relationship ends for whatever reason [usually due to them being insufferable cunts], they make your life a misery, spend your money like it’s going out of style, withhold sex, let themselves go so you wouldn’t wanna fuck ’em anyway, and then as soon as he could do with some support and it looks like his career is up the swanny she’s out the door quick as a flash.
She then gets a solicitor to try and take poor old Ant to the cleaners, even wants the fucking dog,and generally wont be happy until she’s picked him clean.
Then this gold digging tart gets her arse in her hands when he moves on and finds the next Mrs gold digger, so typical ex wants the fucking air that you breath and still wants to make sure you can’t be happy.
So stick with it Ant, even though you get on my last nerve I’m with you on this one. Don’t lie down and take it in the arse just yet. It will be over with in 4 or 5 years and then the cunt will apologise and want to be friends.
Nominated by fuglyucker