Nominations

Use the Comment section below to write up your cunting nomination.

The site admins will periodically review the nominations and will either:

βœ”οΈ schedule it to be published immediately or at a later date, OR
❌ bin it for any number of reasons

Either way, your nomination will disappear from this page.
That’s how you’ll know it’s been reviewed, so don’t ask.

If you want your cunting nomination published, follow the fucking rules:

[1] Whenever possible include a link to a recognised news source or risk πŸ—‘οΈ.
[2] Unsubstantiated allegations against living people or institutions results in πŸ—‘οΈ.
[3] Too short (less than 5 lines) or too long (more than 50 lines) qualifies it for πŸ—‘οΈ.
[4] Pay attention to grammar, spelling, punctuation, spacing. Unreadable equals πŸ—‘οΈ.
[5] Do not add comments to nominations unless specifically requested by an admin.
[6] Stop using the Nominations page to ask for things not to be nominated. Use the Contact Us page. That’s what it’s there for, otherwise πŸ—‘οΈ

 

Which leads us to a most important rule:
Respond appropriately to an admin comment within 2 days or guess what happens.
That’s right. It goes in the πŸ—‘οΈ.

LET’S GET CUNTING!

3 thoughts on “Nominations

  1. The legacy of colonialism is a cunt!
    I’m afraid I don’t have a specific link but it’s clear to see I think.
    Why is this country constantly pestered to put right the wrongs of long gone history?
    No one is asking the Spanish, Portuguese or Dutch to cough up compensation for their invasions or slave trade etc. So why us the past is the past and most of you foreign types descend from countries of considerable mineral wealth, you were just too bone idle to dig it up off your own backs!
    Perhaps the British should be asking the descendants of the Norman’s or vikings to put up recompense for their I’ll gotten gains!
    I know the reply would be ‘bollocks ‘ so why ain’t that our reply to those banging on at us?

  2. NHS Scotland.
    7 times. 7 fucking times the poor girl’s surgery has been cancelled, the last of which seemingly as a result of revenge against a ”problematic’ surgeon, and now she could die as a result. I really shouldn’t be surprised anymore – this sort of thing seems to be routine for ‘ar wanderful anychess’ nowadays. Oh, and of course they blamed ‘wider pressures’ as well. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-68668234

  3. Babies are bored.

    A delve into the past for this one..
    On my travels today I saw a car with one of those baby on board badges.

    Back in the 80s/90s those where prevalent in every vehicle, spawning a fad with parodies..

    Was the badge a brag? Someone fucked you once?
    There is a thought that it was to help the emergency services at the scene of a accident..

    But you would have to be a crap first responder,in that you would only check for babies if the car had a badge..
    “Anyone in the back george”
    “No mate, no sign on the back window”

    Same as it makes other road users more aware of you, yeah people will see the badge and steer into the nearest tree..

    No it’s just another example of insufferable cunts..so stick your twee badge where the sun doesn’t shine.

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baby_on_board#:~:text=%22Baby%20on%20board%22%20is%20the,is%20travelling%20in%20the%20automobile.

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