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LET’S GET CUNTING!
Cuntvenience stores deserve to be nominated. They take advantage of the fact that they’re the only places open on Sunday evenings to profiteer to a ridiculous extent. Take Sainsbury’s Locunt for instance – they charge £1.50 for regular own brand mozzarella (2.75 for the grated stuff), 80p for 250g own brand beetroot, and 85p for own brand pasta. Even the.Co-op is cheaper than that. How can these places be so greedy that they’re losing out to the fucking CO-OP?! It’ll never happen but legislation needs to be passed to bring these cunts into line with their bigger stores (or, in the case of Spar, Londis etc the rest of the retail market).
https://help.sainsburys.co.uk/help/prices-payment/convenience-store-prices
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Enough, already. (Sorry if that’s openly and provacatively Jewish)
”Met Police apologises to Stephen Lawrence’s mother after breaking promise”
31 years ago this poor lad was killed by cunts. White as it happens.
The Met fucked up the case. Naturally, it is the Met after all.
Corruption was involved as one of the killers was a gangster’s son. Some coppers were in the gangster’s pocket. Again, this is the Met we are talking about.
In the intervening years how many blacks have killed whites I wonder? And why should this woman be a fucking baroness, conferred by the racist society she blames. For everything.
And then we get this:-
”A spokesperson for London Mayor Sadiq Khan said the way Baroness Lawrence had been treated was “totally unacceptable”.
Which bit Suckdick? The honour and £400 a day for getting on a bus to Westminster? Or the constant publicity?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-68848842
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Emergency Cunting:
Huw Edwards Resignation
Nonce type allegations re: the news anchor/face of the BBC have been floating around since at least May 2020. Off air since then our Huw has been trousering it on full pay due to “mental health difficulties”.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13336455/Huw-Edwards-resigns-BBC-medical-advice-sex-pics-scandal.html
From The Guardian (to avoid their paywall)
BBC apologises to family at centre of Huw Edwards scandal
Corporation launched review into complaints procedure after scandal about presenter last year
The BBC has apologised to the parents of a young person who made a complaint about the suspended BBC presenter Huw Edwards, admitting it should have acted more quickly.
The corporation launched a review into its complaints procedure after the scandal in July last year.
Edwards has not made any public statement since he was named as the BBC presenter accused of a string of allegations, including paying a 17-year-old for sexually explicit photos for several years since 2020.
The veteran news anchor was named in a statement released by his wife, which said he was suffering from “serious mental health issues” and, after the controversy emerged, had received inpatient hospital care after suffering from a “serious episode”.She said he would “respond to the stories that have been published when he was well enough to do so”.
On Tuesday Leigh Tavaziva, BBC group chief operating officer, said the report had identified “specific process shortcomings” in the complaint made to the corporation about Edwards. “The initial complaint in this case was not escalated quickly enough to senior management and we have apologised to the complainant for this,” she said.
A separate internal workplace investigation that will consider whether Edwards – who presented the BBC’s News at Ten for two decades and fronted its coverage of major events such as the death of Queen Elizabeth II – brought the broadcaster into disrepute is thought to be ongoing.
The BBC said it would bolster its procedures for dealing with non-editorial complaints after a review – carried out by Deloitte partner Simon Cuerden – found that while the BBC had the policies, procedures and knowhow about how to deal with the most serious complaints there was a “clear need for greater consistency across the BBC”.
The report found that the complaint was made at “a BBC location in Cardiff on 18 May”, but while the BBC’s corporate investigations team sought to make contact with the complainant the case was not “escalated” and the case not logged in the BBC system at the time “meaning that there was no opportunity for wider visibility of the case within the BBC”.
It added that because of a lack of documented process for contact and follows-ups with the complainant, when initial contact attempts were unsuccessful, the course of action was not clear.
The BBC said it had put in a new “escalation mechanism” to make sure this did not happen again.
The review also found that some employees said that they were “nervous” about raising complaints.
It stated: “These employees said they have lower levels of confidence in how robustly the complaint will be handled if it is a grievance relating to another member of staff or talent, particularly where there is an actual or perceived power discrepancy between the complainant and the subject of the complaint.”
The review was sparked after the Sun reported last July that “a well-known presenter” had given a 20-year-old crack cocaine user “more than £35,000 since they were 17 in return for sordid images”.
The parents of the young person said a complaint made to the BBC was ignored in May last year. The BBC acknowledged the complaint had been made in May and was assessed by the corporate investigations team, but the BBC boss, Tim Davie, said at that point there was no “allegation of criminality”.
A lawyer for the person, now in their early 20s, said in a letter to the BBC in July that the allegations were “rubbish” and insisted “nothing inappropriate” had happened.
The lawyer said: “For the avoidance of doubt, nothing inappropriate or unlawful has taken place between our client and the BBC personality and the allegations reported in The Sun newspaper are rubbish.”
The BBC previously said it immediately emailed the complainant – a family member – seeking more information but did not get a response. A follow-up call was made on 6 June but it did not connect, the BBC said.
The BBC said that it had received “new allegations” on 6 July, which was the first time the director general or any executive directors were “made aware” of the claims at which point they took the presenter off air. It initiated its serious case management framework (SCMF) on 7 July and suspended the presenter on 9 July.
Ain’t the BBC wonderful.
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Vaginal Reconditioning
(Parental supervision advised)
https://manhattancenterforvaginalsurgery.com/before-and-after-gallery/
Pussy Past It?
Sloppy Snatch?
Manky Minge?
Cunt Can’t anymore?
Mummy Makeover?
If yes to any of these questions then The old Lady Garden may be in need of a bit of a lop and crop. The Old Man getting lost in an overgrown thicket of meat and slime? Love’s Last Dream foundering in a whiff of rancid fish and cheesy feet? Dyna-Rod can’t shift it? Then time to call in the Ear Nose and Cunt Brigade AKA the Cosmetic Cunters. Forget those so last year Boob Lifts, Rhinoplasties and Blepharoplasty (tits, conks and eye bags).
Get on trend My Dears, The topic of choice in fashionable circles and so easy to spot – just keep an eye out for the Duck Walk in the salon and on the dance floor. Go for a two for one eco friendly deal where the buckets of hacked out fem fat and gristle (no keep the gristle Doc, that makes for a challenging penetrating experience for the seasoned cocksman) are recycled into extensions and fillers for the Old Man’s Old Man.
Should you encourage (note I did not say Pay For) the old MemSahib to have a bit of internal plumbing and decorating to feel sixteen again? Note I did not say twelve again Mr Edwards and Mr Glitter (allegations and legal niceties acknowledged). If you go for the two for one deal be advised, normal service may not be resumed for at least three months. Delicate areas my dears.
Cost always a consideration but a DIY solution is possible. Any Cunter who can use a lathe and recon a motor ie resurface valve seats and rebore a cylinder and crankshaft is in with a chance. “Ali’s Vaginal Rebores”. Rent a lockup in a railway arch and away you go. It’s an income stream.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-13333621/tweakment-trend-vagina-makeover-beauty-expert-reveals-five-treatments-NEED-40.html
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Blaming Brexit for making people claim benefits.
Is there nothing they won’t blame Brexit for ? I read this article and couldn’t believe it,, someone who is obviously educated would blame “the turbulence and conflict of Brexit ” for young people living on benefits.
With silly cunts like this sticking his two penn’orth in, punkawallah Rishi nobsak will never encourage youngster’s to try working for a living.
And I don’t think he will carry out his threat to cut off their benefits, after 12 months.
Anybody who was so traumatised by Brexit that they need to get a sick note, should be strangled and thrown in a skip.
Just idle cunts pure and simple, who fool gullible doctors.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-68849843
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Park and Ride at Eynsham.
Praise the Lord and pass out the lollipops! It’s time to celebrate the near completion of an 850 space park’n’ride facility, designed to ease congestion.
Unfortunately, no-one will be able to use it anytime soon, because there’s no access roads to or from it, apart from the construction workers temporary route.
Nor are there likely to be any built, anytime soon.
Oxfordshire County Council might just as well have spent your money on a moon launch, for all the use it is to the tax paying citizens.
Want to bet how long it will be before it’s a rubbish filled dump, with Pikea all over the place, plus a number of caravans, clapped out transits, feral kids, starved dogs and a sharp rise in vandalism, shop lifting, burglary and pet theft in the area.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13335977/You-park-Council-builds-new-51million-850-space-park-ride-site-wont-used-years-theres-no-road-in.html
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Whoever nominated the BBC’s Taylor Swift love-in (I think it was Jeezum) here’s another example for you.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-68876725
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