Nominations

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4 thoughts on “Nominations

  1. Babies are bored.

    A delve into the past for this one..
    On my travels today I saw a car with one of those baby on board badges.

    Back in the 80s/90s those where prevalent in every vehicle, spawning a fad with parodies..

    Was the badge a brag? Someone fucked you once?
    There is a thought that it was to help the emergency services at the scene of a accident..

    But you would have to be a crap first responder,in that you would only check for babies if the car had a badge..
    “Anyone in the back george”
    “No mate, no sign on the back window”

    Same as it makes other road users more aware of you, yeah people will see the badge and steer into the nearest tree..

    No it’s just another example of insufferable cunts..so stick your twee badge where the sun doesn’t shine.

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baby_on_board#:~:text=%22Baby%20on%20board%22%20is%20the,is%20travelling%20in%20the%20automobile.

  2. The “Biden Bump”.

    Yes, it is real. Well according to the desperate hacks at The Guardian:

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/mar/26/election-trump-biden-latest-polls

    However, it is not as bad as you might think. Although there are allegations that “Crooked Joe” is a sex obsessed undead maniac, the so-called “Bump” is not a reference to his aged todger being seen on the campaign trail. No, it is all about a rise in his numbers from a poll taken in Wisconsin and a other “swing” states. In some he is almost level with the Orange Man.

    What can be the reason for this exciting development? Apparently it is down to extra support given by Obummer who has been resurrected to add some extra oomph to the octogenarian’s bid for a second term. Either that, or it might just be more wishful thinking from the lefties who are worried about Trump’s “piles ” ie $billions from floating Truth Social.

    Roll on November.

    • I would like to second this nomination and add that it’s not just the Community Con Artist working behind the scenesnto help the Horny Old Coffin Dodger, but ‘Ole Slick Hilly is at it as well.

      The Demonrats are pissing all over themselves in terror as the reality dawns on them that Donald Trump is not only the likely Repubicunt opponent but also the likely General Election winner.

      Here’s your own lovable old whore, Auntie Beeb trying to convince you that because a bunch of Letfist Elites pay a lot of money to mingle with this scum that they actually are leading in the race and poised to win.

      https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-68685608

      By the way did anyone notice some of the celebretards attending the dinner? Bitch Queen Latifa and Fucking Lizzo!

      I don’t care how much money these 2 heffers pay for their tickets, the event will lose money when they belly up to the buffet.

      OMG! Sex Machine Joe, Queen Latifa and Lizzo in a Menage et Hog!

      I’m going to be sick.

  3. Lazy Postmen/Women,

    As you are aware I am retiring in June, so I have been awaiting a missive from the DWP. Well Mrs CuntyMort found the long awaited envelope this morning. Soaking fucking wet outside the back door!!!.
    If our CUNT of a post person is reading this, here’s a clue you gormless twat. The fucking letterbox is around the front of Cunty Towers. I will be making an official complaint to the twatting post office.

    If you think I am going to buy a post box to put at the back of the towers here’s a hint, wish in one hand and shit in the other see which hand fills first.
    Sorry admin that there is no link this has actually happened to myself and her indoors.

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