Nominations

Use the Comment section below to write up your cunting nomination.

The site admins will periodically review the nominations and will either:

βœ”οΈ schedule it to be published immediately or at a later date, OR
❌ bin it for any number of reasons

Either way, your nomination will disappear from this page.
That’s how you’ll know it’s been reviewed, so don’t ask.

If you want your cunting nomination published, follow the fucking rules:

[1] Whenever possible include a link to a recognised news source or risk πŸ—‘οΈ.
[2] Unsubstantiated allegations against living people or institutions results in πŸ—‘οΈ.
[3] Too short (less than 5 lines) or too long (more than 50 lines) qualifies it for πŸ—‘οΈ.
[4] Pay attention to grammar, spelling, punctuation, spacing. Unreadable equals πŸ—‘οΈ.
[5] Do not add comments to nominations unless specifically requested by an admin.
[6] Stop using the Nominations page to ask for things not to be nominated. Use the Contact Us page. That’s what it’s there for, otherwise πŸ—‘οΈ

 

Which leads us to a most important rule:
Respond appropriately to an admin comment within 2 days or guess what happens.
That’s right. It goes in the πŸ—‘οΈ.

LET’S GET CUNTING!

2 thoughts on “Nominations

  1. Liz Truss.

    Has written a book, and no, it’s not about tea-time with Teddy for toddlers.

    https://news.sky.com/story/liz-trusss-book-ten-years-to-save-the-west-in-breach-of-rules-in-place-on-ministers-memoirs-13118151

    But that’s not the story.
    Apparently, she has broken the rules, by not getting an actual rubber stamp of authority before publishing!
    Who’d have thunk Liz could be so naughty?
    But what will her punishment be, you might ask?
    I’d venture bugger all.
    She might have been in charge very briefly, but she’d have been updated on all the shit that has to be kept under the carpet, where it gets swept.

    Just for fun, I’ll add another link below. Well, the cover photo on it might entertain you.

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