It’s that time of the year again when we nominate who we would like included for the ISAC “Cunt of the Year” award. It’s been a difficult year. There have been so many cunts to choose from!
Here are this year’s categories :
– British cunt, your very own home grown asshole
– Political cunt, Lord or Right Honourable, but not the whole commons please
– Anti democratic cunt, Gina Miller prequalifies
– EU cunt, MEPs officials and parties allowed
– Corporate cunt, businesses not people please
– Foreign cunt, a world of choice
One nomination per category please, in the same order as above would help in the counting.
Nominations will close, rather appropriately, on 12th December. It’ll give you something else to think about rather than which cunt to vote for in the General Election.
Results on the 31st December, hangovers permitting.
British Cunt – Boris
Political Cunt – Jess Phillips
Anti Demo Cunt – Steptoe
Euro Cunt – Angela Merkel
Corporate Cunt – BBC
Foreign Cunt – Greta Thundercunt
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British cunt ….. Pygmy gobshite bercow
Political cunt …. mr punch grieve
Anti democratic cunt..swinson
EU cunt…. granny rider macron
Corporate cunt …. bbc
Foreign cunt …. spoon face thunberg
Team/ body of cunts …. parliament
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British Cunt…Prince Harry Halfwit-Halfblood.
Political….Bercow
Anti…Swinson
EU….Farage
Business….the pub in the village that banned me.
Foreign…Prince (lover of young meat) Andrew….well the Cunt is as good as Kraut,anyhow I had to get the bastard in somewhere.
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Thank you for voting for me! I am a cunt
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Andrew’s more a Greek really. His grandfather is a 1st generation gimmigrant from Greece.
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British Cunt – Nicola ‘wee Jimmy’ Sturgeon.
Political Cunt – John Bercow
Anti democratic Cunt – Jo Swinson
Euro Cunt – Jean Claude Junker
Corporate Cunt – Proctor and Gamble (Gillette)
Foreign Cunt – Jacinda Ardern
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British cunt Gary Lineker
Political cunt John Bercow
Anti demo cunt Dominic Grieve
Euro cunt Emmanuel Macron
Corporate cunt McCain frozen foods (mutant adverts)
Foreign cunt Recip tayip Erdogan
Cunt of Cunts Jerzy Corbynov
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British Cunt – Dominic Grieve
Political Cunt – John Bercow
Anti democratic Cunt – Jo Swinson
Euro Cunt – Emmanuel Macron
Corporate Cunt – Farcebook
Foreign Cunt – Greta Thunberg
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British Cunt – John Bercow
Political Cunt – John Bercow
Anti democratic Cunt – John Bercow
Euro Cunt – Guy Verhofstad
Corporate Cunt – Kelloggs
Foreign Cunt – Kim Kardasian
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British Cunt – John Bercow
Political Cunt – Hilary Benn
Anti democratic Cunt – Sourtits
Euro Cunt – Guy Verhofstad
Corporate Cunt – BBC
Foreign Cunt – Macron
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British Cunt – John Bercow
Political Cunt – Hilary Benn/Dominic Granny-Grieve (take your pick, equally revolting, both smell of piss and halitosis)
Anti Demo Cunt – Gina Miller
Euro Cunt – Leo Varadker
Corporate Cunt – BBC
Foreign Cunt – Greta Thundercunt
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Danny Dyer
Nicola (Wee Jimmy) Sturgeon
The Swinson bitch
The Magid Magid cunt.
Thomas Cook
Magid Magid (born in Somalia therefore a foreign cunt)
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Props for the Magid Magid double
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– British cunt – The Nonce Finder General Tom Watson
– Political cunt – Philip Hammond
– Anti democratic cunt – Nicola Sturgeon
– EU cunt – John Bercow (well he may as well be working for them)
– Corporate cunt – Proctor and Gamble (Gillette)
– Foreign cunt – Magid, immigrants make Britain great!, Magid
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Woke Hypocrite Cunts – The boy Hewitt and That Markle Woman
Sporting Cunt – Megan Rapinoe
Acting Cunt – Emma Thompson
Lying Cunt – Jessie Smollet
Fat Cunt – Ian Blackford
Stupid Cunt – Dianne Abbot
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British Cunt – Suckdick Khan
Political Cunt – Jo Swinson
Anti Demo Cunt – Banana Gob
Euro Cunt – That Granny fucking French Gnome Macron
Corporate Cunt – The BBC
Foreign Cunt – Megan ‘That fucking woman’ Markle
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Scottish cunt – Turdgun
Fat Scottish Cunt – Ian “who ate all the pies ?” Blackford
Annoyin’ personality vacuum Scottish cunt – Jo Swinson
Welsh cunt – Gutto Bebb
Dark quay Welsh cunt – Vaughan Gething, the lying cunt bastard
Oirish cunt – Leonora Verruca-Wankseach
English cunt fuck me help I’m struggling… Ken Clarke. Lord of the puke and piss-stained Hush-Puppies
Foreign cunt stealing O2 in GB – Linekunt
Overseas psychotically-deranged foreign cunt – Guy “The Rant” Verminhofstadt
Corporate cunt – BBC
Spasticated wire coathanger dodging, junior category cunt – Gretta Thunderbox.
I’m all cunted out.
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Luvvies have a disappointingly poor showing so far…cun’t really call “Fanny” Dyer a luvvie. I should’ve included Air-Miles Emma Thompson; maybe food for thought for someone else…
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British Cunt….Bercow
Political Cunt..Corbyn
Anti democratic Cunt….Swinson
Euro Cunt…….Merkel
Corporate Cunt…Proctor and Gamble, jamrag gate
Foreign Cunt….Erdogan
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– British cunt – John Bercow
– Political cunt – John Bercow
– Anti democratic cunt – Ian Blackford
– EU cunt – Guy Verhofstahdt
– Corporate cunt – Gillette
– Foreign cunt – Greta Thunberg
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British Cunt – Dominic Grievance
Political Cunt – Nicola Sturgeon
Anti Demo Cunt – Jo Swinson
Euro Cunt – Teresa May
Corporate Cunt – BBC
Foreign Cunt – Sudick Khan(t)
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British- Kay Burley
Political- Hilary Benn
Anti democratic- Jo Swinson
EU- Guy Verhofstadt
Corporate- Gillette
Foreign- Hilary Clinton
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– British cunt: John Bercow
– Political cunt: The Right Horrible John Bercow
– Anti democratic cunt: Jo Swinson
– EU cunt: Guy Verhofstadt
– Corporate cunt: Google
– Foreign cunt: Justin Trudeau
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British; John ‘Short Arse’ Bercow, for outstanding service to the EU
Political; Nicola Sturgeon
Anti; Jo Swinson
Euro; Guy ‘Mr Pumpkin Head’ Verhofstadt
Corporate; British Biased Cunts
Foreign; Greta ‘Death Stare’ Thunberg
Just for the fun of it, the Knee household would like to give honourable mentions to the following;
Group Cunt of the Year; Extinction Rebellion
Luvvy C of Y; Dame Elton of Bogg
Race Baiting C of Y; David Lammy, Doreen Lawrence (dead heat)
Advert Cof Y; Gillette
Newsrag C of Y; The Groaningremoaniad
Scruffy C of Y; Jeremy ‘Catweazle’ Corbyn
Sports C of Y; Lewis Hamilton
Hissy SJW Cunt of Y; Owen Jones
Ugly Fat C of Y; Emily Thornberry
Gravedigger C of Y; Dominic Grieve, Philip Hammond (dead heat)
Arrogant C of Y; Kay Burley
Royal C of Y; Air Miles Andy
TV C of Y; Fleabag
Cunt Without Portfolio; Gary ‘Jug Ears’ Linekunt
So many cunts, so little space…
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British cunt – John bercow
Political cunt- dominic grieve
Anti democratic- gina ( dirty whore I hope you die you bastard) miller
Eu cunt- donald tusk
Corporate cunt- asda ( treat staff like shit )
Foreign cunt- anybody who says they’re european. Filth
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British cunt – Stormzy
Political cunt – David Lammy
Anti democratic cunt – Alistair Campbell
EU cunt – Donald Tusk
Corporate cunt – The whole CBI
Foreign cunt – Dominic Grieve, French cunt really
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– British cunt: Jeremy Vine
– Political cunt: Bercow
– Anti democratic cunt: Gina Miller
– EU cunt: Guy Veryofftrolleystadt
– Corporate cunt: Branson
– Foreign cunt: Nancy Pelosi
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British Cunt – John Bercow
Politicunt – Dominic Grieve
Anti demo cunt – Jo Swinson
EU cunt – Donald Tusk
Corporate cunt – Facebook
Foreign Cunt – Gina Miller (she certainly shouldn’t be classed as British)
1
British Cunt – Hairy Halfblood
Political Cunt – John Bercow
Anti democratic Cunt – Jo Swinson
Euro Cunt – Tony Blair
Corporate Cunt – Philip Green
Foreign Cunt – Ursula von der Leyen
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British Cunt – Gina Miller
Political Cunt – John ‘munchkin’ Bercow
Euro Cunt – Von Der Leyen
Corporate Cunt – Extinction Rebellion
Foreign Cunt – Greta Thunderpants
Anti demo Cunt – The People’s Vote campaign
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Is it alright if I just vote for two?
Definitely that “ORRRRR-DERRRRR” Bercow, and Extinction Rebellion, please. 🙂
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Brit Cunt : The boy Hewitt
Pol cunt : The traitor Bercow
Anti-D cunt : Mrs Swindler, Queen of the Lib Dumbs
EU cunt : Emperor Verhofstadt
Corp cunt : the B.B. cunting C
Foreign cunt : Princess Free Loader Markle
May I venture to suggest some additional and/or substitute categories for future consideration?
Bitch of the Year
Sexual Degenerate of the Year…..to include poofs, trannies, gender neutrals and Black and White Cunt.
Lying Cunt of the Year
I thank you.
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Bitch of the year…. Kay burley
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Bitch of the year – Swineson
Degenerate of the year: Desmond’s mother
Lying cunt of the year: Too many to fucking choose from!
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British Cunt… John.Bercow
Political Cunt..John Bercow
Anti democratic Cunt….Jo Swinson
Euro Cunt…….Ursula van de Leyen
Corporate Cunt…Kelloggs
Foreign Cunt….Drunker
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British Cunt….John Bercow
Political Cunt..Oliver Letwin
Anti democratic Cunt….Dominic Grieve
Euro Cunt…….Macron
Corporate Cunt…Virgin
Foreign Cunt….Joe Biden
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Some popular cuture cunts…
Luvvie Cunt – Olivia Coleman
Musical Cunt – Ed Sheercunt
Unfunny Cunt – Phoebe Waller Cunt
About As Sexy As A Pissing Toad Cunt – Madogga
Wooden Cunt – Emilia Clarke
PC Pet Cunt – Stormzy
Lifetime Achievement Cunt – Bonio
A Cunt But Still Would Cunt – Scarlett Johansscunt
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British Cunt – Prince Andrew
Political Cunt – John Bercow
Anti Democratic Cunt – John Bercow
Euro Cunt – Guy Verhofstadt
Corporate Cunt – BBC
Foreign Cunt – Megan Markle
1
British Cunt – Nicola Sturgeon
Political Cunt . Ian ( fat cunt ) Blackford
Anti democratic- Sir Oliver Left win
Euro Cunt – guy verhof cunt
Corporate cunts / the royal family
Foreign cunt – midget macron cunt
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British cunt: Jeremy Corbyn
Political cunt: John Bercow
Anti Democratic cunt: Jo Swinson
EU cunt: Emmanuel Macron
Corporate cunt: BBC
Foreign cunt: Mo Farah
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British cunt: Nicola ‘we want to be an Independent nation within the EU’ Sturgeon
Political cunt: John ‘Berkowitz’ Bercow
Anti democratic: Jo ‘dead heat in a zeppelin race’ Swinson
EU cunt: Leo ‘The Taoiseach Tosser’ Varadkar
Corporate cunt: BBC (absolute no brainer this one)
Foreign cunt: Rachel Meghan ‘Choc Ice’ Markle
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British Cunt – John ‘short arse (hole)’ Bercow
Political Cunt – Oliver ‘Traitor’ Letwin
Anti Demo Cunt – Gina ‘cunt with too much money and time on her hands’ Miller
Euro Cunt – Donald ‘manchild EU bully’ Tusk
Corporate Cunt – British Broadcasting Cuntery
Foreign Cunt – St. Greta Thunberg
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How about
Shit cunt of the year….BERCOW
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British Cunt – ‘Skeena Rathor’ from extinction rebellion.
Political Cunt – Has to be Bercow the dirty little shit.
Anti Demo Cunt – Joe Swinson. Fucking lunatic.
Euro Cunt – Guy Verhofstadt. Twat.
Corporate Cunt – Gillette. Not the best a man can get.
Foreign Cunt – Greta The Lord and Saviour.
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British Cunt Extinction Rebellion
Political Cunt Oh Jeremy Corbin
Anti Democrat Jo Tits Swinson
EU Cunt Fuhrerin Merkel
Corporate Cunt BBC
Foreign Cunt Greta Thunderbox
So many cunts, so few choices.
Admin what about an all round cunt of the year one that has excelled in more than one category?
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Dominic Grieving (for his failed political career) could be a good candidate for all round cunt.
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British Cunt – the Prince Harry Hewitt Windsor
Political Cunt – Jess ‘soap dodger’ Philips
Anti Democratic Cunt – Comrade Corbyn
EU Cunt – Obergruppenfuhrer Merkel
Corporate Cunt – British Airways
Foreign Cunt – Greta ‘gobshite’ Thunberg
Cunt of All Fucking Cunts – Rachel Markle!!!
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British cunt, Bercow
– Political cunt, Steptoe aka Magic Grandpa
– Anti democratic cunt, whoever that fucker is who ‘leads’ the Illiberal Undemocrats.
– EU cunt, Macron by a short head from the Irish Teashop.
– Corporate cunt, Thomas Cook. Have just come back from the Canaries and the damage these cunts have done is unbelievable. A cunting all on it’s own.
– Foreign cunt, Hilary Cunton by a short head from the Grunter Thunderbird.
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