Coronoviral Shit


We all agree that it’s a bit of a cunt that’s gonna run and run, so by popular request here’s a page where you can fill yer boots about the BBC (Big Bad Coronavirus) and all things related to it.

A rough idea what is going on.

A real time tracker to see if you are dead or not!

Followed by the official UK Gov tracker.

972 thoughts on “Coronoviral Shit

  1. Just read this on the BBC website;

    ‘At this critical moment in history, Global Citizen is also calling on individuals, governments and philanthropists to join and support immediate COVID-19 response efforts’

    Critical moment in history? Piss off. I bet the celebricunts involved with the globalist bumchum WHO concert would like to think that.

    It’s not a fundraiser, but proceeds from the Gaga global shitcast will go to the CCP… WHO covid 19 brave bastard hero frontline super-special immigrant worker solidarity fund.
    What a shower. The BBC are going to have their own bit of NHS worship tomorrow evening. Dermot the Hobbit, the Zombie Winkleman and Clara the Afro are presenting. Churches are locked, but you can still worship the Glorious State.

    Clap for the WHO and the NHS, you fat lazy bastards. Jump to your feet, bang your saucepans and salute the NHS, the WHO and Lady Fucking Gaga, or spend 9 years in a gulag.

  2. Give it two months. Those NOT standing outside on a thursday evening shrieking and banging a saucepan on their head will be sectioned by the state.

  3. My piss was boiling tonight as I watched the daily press conference. Some non white journo demanding a public enquiry to find out why Coronavirus kills more BAME cunts than white cunts.

    Let me explain :
    Epicentre of infection – London
    Higher proportion of ethnic population – London

    Then the cunt wants to know if the Windrush fiasco means that undocumented immigrants (ie illegals) are being left to die because they’re afraid to come forward in case they’re arrested. FFS you couldn’t make it up!

    Here’s some more meaningless stats :
    It kills more Jews than gentiles
    It kills more men than women

    So applying the same fucking logic, the virus is racist, antisemitic, sexist and homophobic.

    NO, YOU CUNTS! It’s a fucking virus. It doesn’t give a shit. It just fucking kills you…

  4. Anybody else curious as to how long every cunts prepared to hide away in their front rooms for?
    I’m actually truly disappointed in how easy it was for everyone to lose their nerve and accept without so much as a whimper, most of their freedoms being stripped from them.
    Apparently it’s brave and dutiful to sit about in your front room pissing your pants, whilst wearing a face mask and gloves fearing deaths cold touch.
    Reading through other posts here. I’m in total agreement that the costs invoked by lock-down will be a far bigger tragedy than that of our beloved virus.
    I can’t wait for the hordes of neurotic hypochondriacs and curtain twitchers to slither from hiding and start moaning that the Lock down measures have ruined their lives.

    • This is almost normal for me. The only reason I’m not going out more is there are no buses to anywhere that’s open, and apart from the local shopping centre round the corner, everywhere else is shut.

  5. We just need to get the fucking country open again and stop all this dithering around.

    If it came between wandering the streets with a pair of marigolds and a sanding mask on for the next three years or take my chances with the virus, I’ll take may chances thanks.

    I laugh in the face of fear and once tweaked the nose of the dreaded killer spindly fish so fuck off.

  6. Went out today about 2pm and there were more cunts out on the street than i’ve seen for weeks. The queue outside the supermarket was too big for me, went to the Joe Dakis and had to queue. Only a few minutes but it’s the first time i’ve queued there. There may be something bubbling underneath. If you haven’t been a hoarding cunt yet, now might be the time to start. Oh, probably time to get tooled up as well.

  7. I appreciate the nhs and emergency services, however this clap for carers is pissing me off, unlike the rest of my neighbours i still have to work 6 days a week and i start at 2 a.m, every fucking thursday I’m woken up by the sound of what i thought was a thunderstorm at 8 p.m, then that’s me up and awake til Friday afternoon, this coronavirus is a cunt and i feel for those it’s fucked over but the unfortunate truth is there’s still a lot of us that have to carry on with our normal lives, surely donating to the nhs would be a far better thing, I know this makes me sound a proper cunt but it’s all a bit of a social media lefty fad and it’s really fuckin me off

      • You’re goddamn right it is, I also share that sentiment wholeheartedly, while nobody chose this to happen they did choose their careers

        • They’re doing a difficult job in difficult circumstances (at least some are, I am regularly updated that often the rest of the hospitals are like ghost towns as the sick are too scared to leave their homes for fear of dying from Covid).

          But I agree, it’s their job it is what they are paid to do. They should be provided with the equipment they need to do that as safely as possible but the fact they aren’t demonstrates to me what and unwieldy inefficient beast the NHS has become.

          Interestingly I conducted some preliminary research into the alleged danger front-line staff after the BBC started banding around a figure of 43 NHS staff who’s died from Covid 19 but with little or no context. Obviously there are multiple factors at play and it was a bit back of fag packet as some of the data is quite scant and I would like more context further details.

          But I concluded that if you take the NHS payroll divided by the working age population roughly 1/25th of working age population are employed by the NHS on that basis of the 1200 odd who have died from that age group you’d expect about 50 to have died anyway.

          Now It’s very basic and it needs to be looked at more carefully but it would seem to suggest the risk to NHS staff in general is no greater than joe public and given their proximity to those with Covid 19 flies in the face of lockdown being an effective method of reducing deaths/infections. As I say the data available isn’t brilliant but I did find it very interesting.

          • the entire planet has become one big-cunted inefficient beast( unless you are a himilayan monk from Bucharest) to live in a cave for six months where it’s so cold you are the only living organism for hundreds of miles around you must have figured something out that absolutely no one else has. hey, that’s it let’s blame the bald headed basturds living in the hills. after all it is chinas fault right???

  8. So Spain have had to send testing kits back to China twice. In other stunning developments water is wet and the sun is hot

  9. Fucking getting pissed off with this clapathon bollocks. It’s all just forced and staged emotion like a load of snowflakes holding hands and lighting candles after one of their peaceful friends have blown some poor cunts to bits. Or back in Victorian times when people had to be seen to turn up at church or people thought they were cunts. Look at me, i’m part of the caring crowd. Yeah, fuck off you’re an embarrassment and fooling nobody.

    • My thoughts exactly, Mrs Spanky who is even nastier than I am has even been taken in by this mass sea lion malarkey.

      I WILL clap when the government get the egg heads off their thrones and get the country fucking running again, I will CLAP when the elusive Boris finally stops wanking over nurses from Portugal and gets his fat lazy ass in gear….I will STAND and CLAP the loudest when that Hancock cunt gets hung from a lampost.

  10. As a public spirited responsible citizen, I decided to donate 20 times what I normally give to Comic Hand Relief and Little Shits in Need to the Boris Bashing Corporation’s Big Shite In appeal last night.

    It was a difficult decision but as I normally give them fuck all I’m sure I’ll be able to manage it.

    One question does trouble me though. Exactly where is all this money going to and if we’re all struggling to make ends meet then where is it coming from???

  11. You gotta love Orange Man’s latest cure for Covid19 – injecting patients with disinfectant! 😂

    Apparently cunts all over America are injecting themselves…

  12. http://is-a-cunt.com/2019/09/social-media-influencers/
    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7676041/Influencer-boasts-101-000-collection-designer-Hermes-bags.html
    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-52362462

    It looks like there is an economic upside to the virus. The poor misunderstood “influencers” are seeing a downturn in income and are having to seek fresh ways of begging.

    My heart bleeds for poor Israel Cassol, the UK resident, fashion blogging, scrounging Brazilian shirt-lifter with a £100,000 Hermes bag fetish. It now has to ask daddy for money to make ends meet and is forced to re-use clothes (the horror!) having been reduced to blogging about ironing and organising it’s wardrobe and finding out that that doesn’t bring in the dosh it needs to maintain it’s lifestyle. I assume that it now has to scrape dried cûm stains out from the arse of it’s underpants then wash and wear again instead of throwing them out having worn them only once.

    As the late BSM Williams would say “Oh dear. How sad. Never mind”.

    • Shit stabbing, waste of space. Another mission for Unkle Terry.
      Rupert looks like an utter fucking twat too.
      Cunts.

  13. A massive cunting to peaceful MP Gorton Afzal Khan for getting Tik tok to ban Tommy Robinson. This fucker has actually asked a Chinese company linked to the cunts in the CCP, that currently has one and a half million peacefuls in concentration camps to ban an Englishman for speaking out about mass rape of non muslim children. The cunt is on twatter droning on about murder month. Fuck Khan, all of them.

  14. TV personality Nadiya Hussain has said her anxiety means there have been times during the coronavirus lockdown when she has “struggled to get out of bed”.

    So fucking what Nadiya? Same as everyone else. So shut the fuck up.

    • Like me, most people I know think they were directly responsible for her death.

      Even on the unlikely event they didn’t, both lucky not to have been prosecuted for leaving their infant children alone whilst they went out to party.

      And £12m plus spent on the investigation? Fucking madness.

      • If she is still alive Madeleine would be 16 now (the glorious McCanns held another vigil last night, narcicissitic cunts), and she might well tell mum and dad to fuck off having abandoned her all those years ago. She might well be living with Ahmad in Rotherham now, a mother herself six times over.

  15. Just watched a programme on the Spanish Flu epidemic of 1918. Turns out it didn’t start in Spain at all! It had nothing to do with Spain! It started in America! In Kansas to be precise.
    And it was covered up. Wait for this it was only labelled Spanish Flu because Spain reported it’s existence. Whereas America covered it up.
    Didn’t one of the Chickef flu outbreaks start in America as well? Maybe the Chinese conspiracy is true- that this Corinavirus pandemic started in America and was brought to China.

    • Was it the BBC who said the Spanish flu was from the USA? Wouldn’t surprise me.

      It’s now thought it originated in (yup, you guessed it) China.

      Even national geographic are saying so if you Google it

    • Actually fair play to them.
      Lockdown for 6 weeks is ridiculous. They’re definitely not cunts. In fact more people need to get a grip and live their lives.
      I’d happily join a protest in my area.
      At least it would give you someone else to give a good cunting to.

      • Absolutely. I’m up for a hug.

        It’s high time the Govt admitted that they fucked up and ended this fiasco.

      • So what if they do? 95% will never even know they had it! It’s very obvious by now that this is not what the Govt said it was. How could it be? Even the idiot who came up with the apocalyptic numbers that kicked this off, has revised those numbers down and down and down. The Govt response has not likewise gone down though.

        If you’re that worried about it, wear a mask and wash your hands every few minutes. But don’t force the rest of us to do it too. You take responsibility for your health, and let everyone else do the same.

  16. I nominate that BBC tv programme, The Repair Shop for wasting the talents of Jay Blades. Or rather the cunts in charge.
    Jay is a furniture designer who cares for the environment and sustainability by re-imagining old and vintage furniture by rebuilding and converting it into useful modern looking pieces.
    Now in this programme all be does is sometimes greet the bearers of old work out bits and pieces which have some sentimental value.
    However not one of these old work out bits of stuff is restructured into a new and exciting piece of artistic modern work. No, all they do is make it look exactly like it did when the owner was a child.
    All that poor Jay is allowed to do is sometimes carry stuff from one table to another, or hold something as some craftsperson hits it. Sometimes for a bit of excitement he is allowed to shake hands with the “customers”.
    The latest insult has been to take away his impressive artisans sturdy leather apron. Proof that he could be useful.
    This heartless treatment of a skilled tradesman has caused some to think that he is only employed for some other pc reason and not for his ability to transform old tat into thrilling pieces of modern wonderment.
    So, producers of The Repair Shop, you are cunts for misusing this great talent and pandering to racist suspicions.

  17. Apologies for requiring a change already.
    “work out” should read “worn out” in the two places it occurs in the above nomination.
    In fact this is a cunting for text prediction. Which seems to kick in in the fraction of a picosecond before PUBLISH is commanded.
    Many apologies.

  18. The Keep Lockdown Doomsters

    I don’t know how you feel about it but these people are making me very cross.

    They must all be on handouts or retired or just have enough money in reserve to keep locked in their cages for another six months, hell, why not another twelve months? a few years? stay in until the mystical “vaccine” is found…..sheep who just want to be led by the nose, lambs to government and corporate control.

    What the people on these various handouts don’t figure into their calculations is the fact that these are paid for by taxes, people working, people paying. Fine, you worked all your life and deserve a pension, I agree but if we all stay in our hutches quivering like jellies there will only be made up money to pay you out. This means your weekly pension of say £123 will buy one small tin of beans and bottle of Checkov Vodka.

    We need to get things back to normal, not the fucking “new normal” that the BBC have switched to now their doom news output has been forced into a slight course change.

    We took the advice of an adulterer phoney scientist who previously got the foot and mouth disaster wrong, advised the UK government to lockdown over SARS and who has now been found to have the morals of an alley cat.

    If you want to stay in your squalid holes for the next few years then fine, you stay in there you cunts but I WANT OUT.

    Fuck you all, Spanky signing out.

  19. Today is Saturday 9th May

    Headlines- UK airlines say they have been told the government will bring in a 14-day quarantine for anyone arriving in the UK from any country apart from the Republic of Ireland in response to the coronavirus pandemic.

    The new restriction is expected to take effect at the END OF THIS MONTH, specifically the END OF MAY.

    Japan (population approximately double that of the UK) introduced these measures on 5th FEBRUARY, nearly 4 whole months earlier.

    Net result, Covid-19 deaths in Japan (next door neighbours to China) 590, deaths in UK (a long way from China) over 31,000.

    British government putting economics above lives.

  20. This navel gazing on the virus is all very well but we are quickly saving up some HUGE problems for the near future.

    Mental health, suicide, misery, unemployment, mass poverty, dependence on the state, fear, terror and many more, coming to a street near you soon.

    Things is, the people making up all the rubbish and forcing it on the rest of us will all be totally unaffected in their 4th home in the Cotswolds.

    The whole thing make me fucking sick.

  21. Watched Boris’ address last night at 7pm. 10th May on the BBC. Seemed perfectly clear to me what he said.

    Next the BBC bring on Sir Keir Starmer, who deliberately acted the goat by pretending he didn’t understand a word of it. Apparently Keir doesn’t understand what words mean despite being a knight of the realm. Pull the other one.

    Also Piers Morgan followed suit on GMB claiming he was confused. A former newspaper editor doesn’t understand words! And finally Matt Lucas of Little Britain fame made a video containing contradictory statements mocking the P because he doesn’t understand words.

    Deliberately daft cunts, the lot of them.

      • Last Sunday the BBCunts were in full attack mode before the broadcast, saying it has to be clear and unambiguous, while knowing full well that in a 13 minute broadcast it would be impossible to dot all the I’s and cross the T’s.
        It is absolutely vile how they behave.

  22. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-52689372
    Couldn’t give a shit about London. It’s almost been completely overrun by third world invaders so it won’t be long before they’re being pulled about in rickshaws anyway which is a bit ironic as the polluting Chinese responsible for covid are going the other way and getting more motorised.
    Interesting to see the Manchester councillor refer to many of the cycling initiatives having been years in the planning. Isn’t it miraculous how all those plans suddenly come to fruition at a time when we are least likley to be able to afford them due to the economic downturn caused by covid. Talk about taking advantage of bad news. What odds the Manchester public opinion survey (if one was ever done) was conducted outside the velodrome just as staff were leaving and arriving for work or am I just being cynical?
    As part owner of Manchester Airport Group, the council is already guaranteed to take a substantial hit in the coffers of several tens of millions of pounds because of the fall in flight movements and they are already claiming they are skint. I wonder how they’ll bury the costs of their initiatives in order to justify the inevitable council tax increases? Regardless of whatever government funds are available you just know the Labour controlled council will claim it isn’t enough and overspend blaming Boris for it.
    No doubt Chris Boardman will keep his pointless job in Manchester thanks to fellow scouser Mayor Burnham. What the hell is a cycling commissioner needed for and how much is the role costing? A 70% increase in cycling on some days, he says. I wonder what days he’s comparing? A mild, sunny day in May with a dark, wet and cold day in December perhaps? I also wonder if any increase in cycling/walking has anything to do with the fact that lots of people have listened to the government message about essential travel only / not using public transport or that there is less public transport about and people are shit scared of using what little public transport there is because buses/trains are filthy potential breeding grounds for covid? People are out walking and cycling more due to the fact that thousands of furloughed workers are taking advantage of semi-decent weather to get out and about to relieve the boredom. It’s f-all to do with traffic free streets. Wait ’til people start to go back to work and shit weather returns then count the numbers and see if there is a corresponding 70% fall in walking/cycling or not.
    Unless traffic and public transport patronage returns to pre-covid levels there won’t be any economy left to fund the NHS short term never mind long term.
    As an aside, it’s interesting to note that in the artists’ mock up of a Levenshulme street the kids are playing in the road. Why when 20 yards away they is a perfectly safe patch of open grassland to play on? Also, why is the woman in the black headcovering on the left of the mockup not pushing a pram and have at least 3 sprogs in tow? As usual, no realism in an artists impression (apart from the dark-key doing his drug deal under the tree at the end of the street on the right).

  23. As a follow on to the above, unsurprisingly Andy Burnham, scouser and failing Gtr Manchester mayor, has chipped in raising the possibility (more likely probability) of “arguments about funding”.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-52695348

    Burnham warns Boris risks ” fracturing of national unity” if he ignores the regions and wants one of his fellow (pointless) regional/city mayors appointed to the cobra coronavirus committee.

    Ideas above his station again.

    Not all regions have a mayor so why should the left leaning mayors of metropolitan areas stick their oar in potentially to the detriment of regions without a mayor. Coronavirus is a national issue not a regional one. The people elected a parliament in Westminster to govern the nation as a whole. If (or rather, when) the Westminster government cock up, the surviving national electorate will have their say at the ballot box in the next parliamentry election. Far fewer people bothered to vote for the met mayors than voted for a Tory government. I suspect even fewer people want a met mayor at all.

    Burnham has previous form for interfering in national issues where he’s not wanted – see his comments on Brexit at:-

    https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/sep/05/andy-burnham-backs-second-brexit-vote-but-warns-of-social-unrest.

    Based on historical events in Staffordshire his judgement on matters of public health interests could arguably also be called into question. See:-

    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/9875660/Mid-Staffs-Labour-Government-ignored-MP-requests-for-public-inquiry-into-deaths.html

    Best if he keeps his gob shut.

    • “Lucy, 21, from the north-east of England is transgender.. After years spent living as a woman, she says she has “no doubt” her parents would bury her as a man if she was to die from coronavirus. “They’ll shave my long hair, put me in a suit, use my birth name and call me ‘he’ all the way through the funeral. The thought of my family doing it makes me feel so sick, but I know they will.”

      Its like something from Family Guy and funny as fuck!

      • There are simple legal steps to be taken , that would ensure it could be interred as whatever it wants.
        The first step would involve a doctor’s report , stating it is of sound mind – which is obviously an insurmountable hurdle.
        That is my careful , considered view in this harrowing , but endearing dilemma.

        My knee-jerk reaction is somewhat different………

        The twisted cunt is quite obviously missing all the peaceful cock it was getting in the local woods prior to lockdown.
        The simple lack of mutual anal-activity has brought many of our nation’s trannies to an almost pressure-cooker situation.
        Once the lockdown eases , expect local parks and beauty spots to be filled with trannies on their hands and knees – wantonly displaying their enraged bumholes at anything with a pulse.
        You may scoff – and who wouldn’t blame you? In fact , getting your gob round the steaming semi-prolapse of a trans-gender that has only had raw vegetables and kitchen implements up there for 6 weeks – well , that’s one of the sadly much-overlooked delights of the modern world we live in. Still , that’s more holes for us , and for the truly discerning , let’s face it – nothing beats the whimpering cries of encouragement of a squirming tranny in heat – as you suck their arsehole inside-out.
        It’s obvious the media are as much to blame here , as any sane , red-blooded male ,would have forgot interviewing the fucker – and instead rammed their engorged knob right up their spasming colon , as quick as you could say LBGT.
        The funeral itself would be an interesting affair in any case , since there would naturally be a mile-long queue of lockdown-eased , rabidly horny ,masked-up doggers waiting to pay their last respects before they finally screw the lid shut.

    • When I was growing up, you rarely saw a transvestite and when you did there was an opportunity to have a bit of ‘banter’. 6ft brick layer in a blouse, pencil skirt and size 12 heels….Brilliant. BBC’s report on this fella called Lucy being buried as the wrong gender.
      She’s 21 years old is this lad and is talking about death. Now listen pal, you have got your whole life ahead of you love! Find a man ..or a woman mate, settle down pal…or play the field sweetheart, buy a home dear…or stay living with mum and dad, mum and mum or dad and dad (s). Too much negativity in the world at present. I couldn’t give a monkeys about transbenderism believing high heels to be a high risk health & safety issue! CUNTS!

  24. Please, in these troubled times spare a thought for our tranny brethren/sisterhood/fuck knows. Not a cunting but a plea for compassion.

    Below, courtesy of the BBC:

    Even though lockdown measures have eased a little in England, the “stay alert” guidance is still affecting daily life. Seven weeks on, some LGBT people have told the BBC they are in more danger than ever before.
    Lucy, 21, from the north-east of England is transgender and has severe heart issues. After years spent living as a woman, she says she has “no doubt” her parents would bury her as a man if she was to die from coronavirus.

    There you have it you cynical, unfeeling cunts. Concerned about friends and family dying, your jobs, your children when you should reflect upon this poor creature (good word that. Cant be accused of misgendercrime) who fears being buried in a suit.
    And thank the BBC for alerting us to the horror and injustice.

    • Pathetic. Our forefathers must be spinning in their graves. Talk about first world problems. Fuck sake, who cares about what they dress your corpse in when you kick the bucket, you’re dead, it doesn’t matter any more. Spend some time thinking about how you spend the extremely limited time you have on this planet, never mind worrying about how fashionable your suit will be after you pop your clogs. Holy cow you couldn’t make this stuff up could you ?

    • Indeed – Poppers and Meth do affect the cardio-vascular system in a detrimental fashion. You can’t have it both ways – putting yourself at risk , and then claiming to be a victim.
      Repeated rammings from behind can actually have an auto-asphyxiational effect , which can become desirably habitual amongst the more submissive of our wonton , wandering night-time tranny fuck-dolls.
      Then along comes a virus and spoils all the fun ‘eh.
      Well bad luck.

  25. You might wonder at my comments?
    But the crux of the biscuit , is that when reading the BBC report – I was struck by the repeated inferences that being locked-down with their parents had curtailed their activities somewhat , and that many were “returning to the closet” – as the BBC reported.
    So I feel my observations are quite accurate in this case.
    What saddens me is that they didn’t post a picture of this delightful , mixed-up specimen , since that would have helped me fine-tune my responses – and provided half-decent wanking material for at least a few minutes.

  26. MSM’s Zooms/Skypes

    Now I’m no Stephen Hawkings science cunt, but I can use a laptop reasonably well.

    Enough to have Zoom meetings with work and mates. Enough to share the screen using various apps to play games or present stuff. All the while using a £25 headset that produces great sound quality during the videos or after when looking at a recording.

    However, during the Bat Flu, the BBC and others (but moreso the BBC due to their media dominance and financial resources) seem not to know how to use this technology. I’m a cunt and I know how to use it properly.

    Despite this, the BBC have twats like Linekunt ‘presenting’ Match of the Day (without a new match) with no headset and a cheap mic. His guests just use their laptop mics. Sounds fucking pony.

    I get that these cunts don’t want to get near others, but for fuck’s sake, can they not afford a decent headset?

    Or are the BBC too scared to even visit them to give them instructions on how to use such technology, so that their multi billion pound output doesn’t sound like it’s been recorded on a 1970s tape recorder?

    Maybe, but my guess is that these “broadcasters’ are too fucking thick to show them (and haven’t done their research on how to use it) and know full well that it probably takes the likes of Alan Shearer every brain cell he has to switch a laptop on.

    The media’s use of Zoom/Skype is a fucking embarrassment. If I were the boss of the Beeb, I’d be sacking loads of cunts for not researching how to use this tech. If fucking teachers can learn to use it then why not broadcasters?

    Cunts!

    • Zoom is a chinky dink thing mind you… and there’s been hullabaloo about people’s private vids getting put up online. Same with that Shit Tock or whatever it’s called.

    • I don’t clap because they sent my mum home with three months to live (the Big C) in 2013 and she had to get into a taxi with a catheter attached. Oh, and she was in a wheelchair with arthritis years before she got cancer and she was in one when when she was discharged. She was also sent home without a morphine driver either. Thank God for MacMillan and the district nurses who finally got her set up with one and the care they gave her. Paid in all her life… For what?

  27. Severn Trent.

    I see a farmer on the news moaning that the lack of rain has ruined his crops. Four months ago they were moaning that floods had destroyed them.

    After months of the Government telling me to wash my hands regularly I get an email today from STW telling me to save water.

    CUNTS

    • I had that fucking thing as well. You’ve had two, nearly three, months with fuck all traffic on the roads where you could have fixed plenty of leaks, get your own house in fucking order before telling me to have a bath in an inch of water.

    • Yes, I miss them. I used to shower by hosepipe in the garden at 8 every week. My self esteem rocketed – all that cheering and clapping as i washed my cock, waving at passers by. Ahhh, lets hope we get a second spike!

  28. I got a letter today telling me I’m at high risk if I contract the virus and I should self-isolate and get some other cunt to get everything for me, although they appear unable to tell me why this should be, and the reasons on the form don’t apply to me. Well, gee, fucking thanks for letting me know 3 months after it fucking started, and on the day I come back from the city centre after donating blood. How come nobody at my GP surgery has been in contact? I’ve had to speak to them several times in the last 3 months just to get medication which the cunts keep removing from my repeat, so why didn’t they tell me then? And who is this ‘somebody else’ who’s going to get everything for me? It can’t be my wife because she’s even more vulnerable than I am. I’ll put a plastic bag on my head when I go out and take my chances.

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