Coronoviral Shit


We all agree that it’s a bit of a cunt – even more so because it’s clogging up the site.

In future you can fill her boots here and if you post anywhere else then guess what? Yep, it’s binned.

3,638 thoughts on “Coronoviral Shit

    • Almost as bad as Rooney’s whinge about footballers being used as guinea pigs because matches were not immediately called off. He must have been annoyed at the over-70’s being told to stay home and self-isolate.

      • Oh yeah, Bertie. It’s a real non-event. Move along, nothing to see here. Jeez.

        It’s as nuts here as with you guys in Blighty. No paper products to buy. I went with Mrs. Yank to the supermarket yesterday evening. Well, let’s just say it wasn’t very super. No bread at all. No eggs. People ambling around like they’re lost. It was eerie.

        I’m so fed up with all this bollocks. Can’t wait for it all to blow over and things can get back to normal. Well, what passes for normal here in Yankland.

        How is you and yours baring up?

        BTW – I saw your post about your dad and what he endured defending our country. Lump in throat let me tell you. It hurts my heart to witness the attitudes of the dross class who benefit from what he and many others sacrificed, but don’t give a crap about any of them. Bastards – all of them.

      • Thanks IY. You seem to be well in touch with what’s happening here! Why do politicians have to treat people like children? I guess the Yanks are not scaring the shit out of people as they’re doing here? If there are going to be solutions for this, I guess it will come from the States who are so much more advanced in medical science than here.

      • I’d say there’s little in the way of scaremongering to be fair. The ruling classes seem to be reacting as things escalate, rather than proactively following a plan. But who knew this would turn into what it has? I have some sympathy for those who happened to be in charge when this shit storm arose. It is disgusting though how the Democrats are using this to dump on Trump, like this is all his fault. The US is so divided it’s not even funny anymore. It’s sad.

        We are being told though that the Yanks have the best research facilities, the best researchers, scientists, doctors etc. and that it will be the US which comes up with a solution/cure/vaccine. Knowing the Yanks’ mentality, they’ll share it with the world for nothing. You couldn’t imagine the bastard Chinese doing the same somehow. Keep safe.

    • Hi Norm –
      Been seeing more and more calls for the Premier League season to be cancelled and rendered null and void for 2019/20.

      If there is a god, this will happen and if it does, I will never, ever stop laughing. Could give your Ole more time to get his message across and for my lot to stagger out of the treatment room and start playing like they know something about tactics, formation and where the goal is. We live in hope.

      Cheers – IY.

      P.S. And the Euros can fuck off as well.

  1. I am waiting for the wokeflake psychos to jump on this… Only a matter of time before they say ‘There is a lack of diversity in Coronavirus! Not enough black people are getting it! Racist! Sexist! Me Too! Mama! Wee Wee! etc and fucking so on’…

  2. Seems to be a plague starting of celebrities with Corbyn-19, from Mr & Mrs Tom Hanks, the Beckhams, Idris Elba, the odd footballer, Olga Kurylenko. I don’t believe any of them. Don’t care either!

      • “See Dhuvid? Look what you’ve done! I told you not to have that second Corona beer”.

      • Good for her its not a gastro virus IY, apart from those bean sprouts from the weekend there is not much there.

    • I know, right? Since fucking when has Tom Hanks and wife getting the lurgi been news? I wish neither of them ill will, but FFS it’s NOT news. The fucking pandering to all things Crappywood drives me nuts.

      • I missed out the smiley face to ensure it was greeted with the necessary eye roll and disdain it deserves. I hear that all the fucking time around here. Drives me nuts. I promise not to do it again. Soz Admin.

        If we need to comment we will do it in your text, you will know it is us, we do not need to “Reply” and if you were pissing us off we can add little bits like.

        Last night I had the strangest dream, Hillary was riding my face like a Kentucky jockey when I woke up I was so hard you could break sticks over it, a quick trip to the bathroom and all was sorted.
        see we can do shit like that if we want.

      • Never fret IY. That was actually just my own imitation, Imitation Admin. I also liked to dress up in my wife’s clothes too. 👍

      • That’s a lovely complement admin, assuming a cunt like me could snag a human woman to be my wife.

  3. Keep your eyes peeled for that nefarious smear of chocolate fanny batter, Gina ‘Banana Gob’ Miller… It would be just like her to try and pull some dirty cuntish stunt at a time like this…

    • She needn’t bother. It’s already being taken for granted in the MSM that UK /EU trade negotiations are off and that the transition period will be extended for yet another year with a further £12 billion net in the EUs back pocket…

  4. Tonight my local Co was out of bogroll, tissues, hand gel, white rice, dry pasta, most canned foods and all but one pack of soap. But tell me, cunters; given that the panic-buying cunts expect to be in purdah for twelve weeks plus, how come toothpaste remains plentiful? Dogbreath cunts.

    • Blame the fucking media. All these panic buyers are talking about preparing for ‘lockdown’. But in the countries that are ‘locked down’ the supermarkets are all still open, nobody’s going hungry for fucks sake. But they don’t report that, not sensational enough! Instead let’s film the empty shelves and queues going out the door.

  5. Idea for a Coronavirus game show – a real life Hunger Games presented by Bradley Walsh where contestants fight to the death for a 72 pack of Andrex

    • Nice one, Earl. It’s the same here. Pretty much all paper products have disappeared from the shelves in all the stores. I don’t get it. It’s not as if the plague gives you the shits. People are so stupid.

      • Over here there’s fuck all bog roll, tinned goods, pasta – even the fucking Calpol has been cleaned out. Feels like the Soviet Union.

    • I’d apply just for the chance to kill. As long as some of my opponents were remoaners, vegetarians and climate change arseholes…and Scarlet Moffatt and Rylan Clark Neal! I’d want it to be more like Battle Royale though, WAY better than Hunger Games.

      • I wouldn’t want to exaggerate. There are plenty of woodpigeons around, and I have an extremely accurate air rifle.

      • Bite the pellet and buy a Weihrauch HW95K. I try not to be a popgun nerd, having used real rifles, but it’s seriously good. Use JSB Match pellets – nothing else comes close.

  6. How ironic it is that UK borders are still looser than the resulting EU clampdown on their ‘open’ borders. Whatever happened to freedom of movement?
    😂

    • I’m loving the EU’s contortions. Suddenly nationality is important again! Cue Beethoven (‘Ode to…er…’…Funeral March from ‘Eroica’)

    • Well observed, Bert. Open borders sir? Yes please and can I have freedom of virus movement on the side. Ta.

      Keeping out illegals and controlling who comes in/out of your country doesn’t seem quite so racist now does it? Hahaha.

  7. Pissed myself laughing this morning with the news that so many self isolating (sciving?) cunts are fucking around on the internet that Xbox Live crashed.

    That’s serious…!

    • Oh that’s delicious. It’s shit like this that makes it hard to get genuine work from home gigs or negotiate work from home days. So many people think working from home is a day off or at worse, a day to slack off and not do much. Cunts.

  8. Funnily enough the local Co-ops and smaller retailers in my neck of the woods are fully stocked up with everything, including pasta, beans, milk, bread and of course bog roll!

    Seems only the big supermarkets in the larger towns up the road are being hit hard by the end-of-the-world-is-nigh-fuckwits. Moreover, quite a few cafes, restaurants and takeaways have decided to close due to Corbyn19.

    Good job fat cunts like Flabbott don’t live up here otherwise she’d be fucked without her regular wheelbarrow-sized fried chiggun & fries!

  9. Trump is getting stuck into the cause of this pandemic, the worldwide recession, and the inevitable mass unemployment to follow. On twitter he’s called this ‘the China virus’. Fuckin A’, that’s what it is, call a spade a spade.

    https://news.cgtn.com/news/2020-03-17/Trump-scapegoats-China-for-America-s-woes-OWlprlT3Ow/index.html

    If not for those chinky cunts we’d not be giving a second thought to ‘lockdown’, job losses, empty shelves, deaths, and yet more fucking national debt – it’ll be £2.5tn by the time this shit’s over. It’ll take a lifetime to pay back that debt. And I wonder how many million we’re giving to China this year from our foreign aid budget?

    • The East and Southeast Asian “wet markets” are where viruses of this nature start, and it is little wonder when you see exposées like this:

      https://youtu.be/Y7nZ4mw4mXw

      This is post the COVID-19 outbreak and the cunts are still selling live animals for food that most folk would consider pets, vermin or endangered species.

      That’s bad enough but when you have cages of wildcats from Africa, foxes from South America and monkeys from Asia, all stacked on-top of one another, or immediately beside one another (something that can NEVER happen in the wild), shitting and pissing all over the place (and each other), is it little wonder that we end up with nasty cunt viruses like COVID-19!

      In fact, it’s amazing that we don’t get one every fucking year! Dirty bastards!

      As Paul Joseph Watson states: “Some societies are better than others!”

      • So what the fuck is the United Nations, The World Health Organisation, and all the other global health cunts doing about this then? Or are they too shit scared to offend?

      • It’s cultural.

        Plague, Spanish Flu, all came from China.

        Still, so long as the 5G masts get built, that’s ok then…

  10. On a minor note of potential positivity…

    Late yesterday my wee lamb (doing a biology degree in Scouser Land) said that she’d heard on her grapevine that HIV and Malaria treatments seemed to be showing positive results against COVID-19 in trials in Australia.

    Lo-and-behold that story broke today in lamestream news outlets:

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8115879/COVID-19-Australian-researchers-CURE-coronavirus.html

    Maybe the auld “Arse Injected Death Sentence” will provide a glimmer of hope after all.

    I hope the dozy fuckers in the NHS give this a go in trials over here because we must have shit-loads of the stuff! I mean we send tonnes of it over to Africunts every year don’t we (free of charge)?

    Well they can just fucking wait! Unlucky!

    Britain First Boris – you CUNT!

  11. Corona virus 19 is not “woke” so at least every one is in the same shit pit for once. Bloody sad but makes me feel a little better about the future, knowing we are all in it together. No magic get out of jail card due to gender, beliefs, skin colour we can all be royally fucked by this tiny package of RNA. One would think Labour would be championing such a bringer of equality.

  12. Went to Sainsbury’s yesterday and there were no vegetables, no eggs, no frozen anything except ice cream, no meat. Wtf?!

      • Quite right. Gonna need more gas for these zombie buyers at this rate.

        Apparently people are nicking boxes of eggs out of people’s trollies now.

      • Just been to Asda Bertie, fucking hell, like Lord of the Flies in aisle five. The feral cunts. On a positive note EastEnders and Glastonbury have been cancelled.

      • Thought you might be interested LL in a new film coming out soon . .. .
        ********* COVID-19 **********

        Coming to a cinema near you. Don’t miss this blockbusting picture of the day the Earth stood still!

        Made in China . . . . . . . . . .Distributed around the Earth.
        Starring WHU FLUNG DUNG in the lead role.
        Follow the adventures of our hero from the day he is bitten by a bat on his pangolin stall upto the day 80% of the world succûmbed to the virus.

        This is another Yellow Peril Production.

      • About time they did! They need to put restrictions on everything for the moment. I went to buy Salt from Asda, ffs it was sold out. I just need a small bag, not a 5kg sack. Then I went to Morrisons, same again. WTF?! Maybe I should go for a run and lick my salty balls instead!

  13. Thought you might be interested LL in a new film coming out soon . .. .
    ********* COVID-19 **********

    Coming to a cinema near you. Don’t miss this blockbusting picture of the day the Earth stood still!

    Made in China . . . . . . . . . .Distributed around the earth.
    Starring WHU FLUNG DUNG in the lead role.
    Follow the adventures of our hero from the day he is bitten by a bat on his pangolin stall upto the day 80% of the world succumbed to the virus.

    This is another Yellow Peril Production.

      • Hey Bert – Now I had to look up James Field. Confused.

        Mine was a play on words since there’s actually a hip-hop/rap band called Wu Tang Clan and the virus started in Wuhan.

        Never mind. The important thing is we’re posting and having a laugh.

      • I’m pleased about that. We did originally in the past. The confusion over the music is that ‘Wuhan Clan’ is actually the name of a compilation album!! I’ll listen to some of it and let you know what it’s like!

    • Me too. All the cunts who live around me are home, bored and looking for something to do. With Americans that means something loud, obnoxious and attention grabbing so they can show off.

      Fucking kids are off school too. In the streets screaming at each other like the feral scum they are. I literally could not hate people any more than I do.

    • Hi Dio. Where is old Flaxen?

      To your point, the gun stores round my way keep running out of ammo. No joke. Some tossers are even posting pictures online of their arsenal and ammo stash. Mental.

      If this crap goes on much longer, I foresee the military getting involved. Civil unrest is on the way as is green uniforms on street corners. I wouldn’t rule out curfews either.

      • Evening IY, over here its the posting of hoarded rolls of bog paper.

        “Aye lad, most dangerous job in the world? Rear gunner on an Andrex delivery truck”.

      • Rear gunner on an Andrex truck…..OMG…too funny. That’s a good one, LL. Cheers for the laugh.

  14. Just looking at the stats, if you look at the progression in Italy, the mortality rate was initially around 3.3 – 3.9% and mainly the elderly and severely ill.

    Then they ran out of ventilators…

    The mortality rate is now over 9% and getting towards the UB40 figure (1 in 10), the casualties now are mopping up younger and healthier people.

    If you look at Spain – that has followed the same pattern as Italy – around 3.5% mortality rate, until the ventilators run out and then…

    So the key thing is ventilators. The UK probably has more of those per-capita than Italy or Spain, but not loads more.

    Our mortality rate is also around 3.8% currently. We’re two weeks behind Italy in the progression stakes.

    The pneumonia caused by COVID-19 is viral (obviously) rendering antibiotics useless. There may be a glimmer of hope with regards to HIV and Malaria medication being effective in tackling the virus (as discovered in trials in Australia) and yet I have not heard any mention of this on the BBC/Sly/CH4. I’m sure they are aware of it (as no doubt are our research bods) so it seems strange not to even mention it in passing??

    Maybe they fear folk becoming blasé and ignoring self-isolation and public assembly advice because: “Oh I’ll just get some Malaria meds and I’ll be fine!”

    Who knows.

    —-

    On more positive news, local Co-op (Durham) was still we stocked in bread, water, fresh produce and freezer stuff. The only thing that I saw that seemed to be bereft on the shelves were tinned meat products (stewed steak “Bully Beef”, chicken in white sauce, and the meat variety of soups).

    Plenty of rice, pasta and tinned veg (tomatoes, etc.).

    Luckily no shortage of booze! As soon as the booze and my favourite coffee pods disappear off the shelves then we will truly have entered the Soylent Green phase!

    Good luck cunters! Don’t let the bastards grind you down!

      • Unfortunately no because they don’t want anyone on there who tells the truth.

  15. Bit bored with all this virus bollocks so I’m going to play some Xbox. I got Rage 2 for Chrimbo, so I’m playing Rage 1 again to get me in the mood for the new game. With desolate wastelands, marauding mutants, an overbearing Authority clamping down and a sparse military resistance, I could just look out my front window instead.

    • My kids got me a Zombie Apocalypse type of game to play.

      The other day I was on a mission and there was infected everywhere, moaning, screaming and fighting in the shops, etc.

      I thought it was funny when the PS4 controller didn’t do anything, then I realised I was just looking out of the window!

  16. well life is a little difficult in the Benny house hold.
    Mrs B is self isolating for 4 months, she is high risk, she responds badly to medication so infecting her is a no no.
    I used to teach nuclear biological warfare ( you are fucked on nuclear so let us not go there).
    As such I have put protocols in place. (look and learn)
    I come home, there is a 70% alchol wash by the door.
    I decontaminate my hands go to the bathroom ( mrs B stays in the living room with the dogs)
    I shower (mrs B has left a tin of beer in the bathroom)
    I come out the shower and “glove up” using anti bacterial wipes I clean the front door handle inside and out, pulling the glove off with the wipe inside, I bin the glove with the wipe.
    I now greet the hounds and Mrs B who is practicing social distancing.
    All is good but I wouldn’t mind a fuck.
    I did give my company a reasonable and valid self protection regime, I have a full face ffp3 respirator to prevent my own infection and passing it on but they said it was “scare mongering” so I have to resolve to shouting across the counter.
    I note that this was sent to me remotely from some cunt in a bunker somewhere like admin.

    Fuck off benny, we have just more tins than you.

  17. Soylent Green folks, if you have no idea what I’m talking about, turn of your Game of Cunts bullshit and type that into your Cuntflix.

    • We are 2 years away from that cunting scenario Spanky! Though why did they process the bodies? I’d rather just be a cannibal!

      • People taste like pork apparently.
        Look on the bright side – if it comes down to it then at least the fucking vegans will all die first and we can eat them.

        I hate vegans. Mrs D has wheat and dairy allergies so has to eat free from stuff. Thanks to all the trendy vegan lifestyle fuckers in Veganuary, we had a hell of a job buying stuff she could eat.

        Fucking millennial cunts…

      • I wouldn’t mind vegans so much if they’d just stop their smug, increasingly shrill and militant gobshitery and shut the fuck up. They now seem to regard veganism as a bloody cause.
        Evening Dio.

  18. Bozza, Big Don and Bad Vlad should just nuke the Chinx…
    You give us this, we give you that… You dirty bat eating cunts…

    • You can bet that fucking parasite isn’t paying the full tax for what he’s probably fleecing the poor cunts who go into his shop desperate either. Hope he fucking dies.

      • “Tax? What tax? I disabled. Old man. No understand no English.”

        “No Sir, we want to give you a tax refund.”

        “Oh that’s wonderful! How much is one going to bequeath yours truly?”

    • A few of these cunts sell under the counter rolling tobacco (illegal tax avoidance stuff from abroad). If you ask for it they’ll refuse but if you push them a few if them will dig some out and offer it.

      If you get some, just call the cops on them.

      Not surprised at all when I saw that picture.

    • What a cunt!!

      I hope his picture is circulated to the local hospitals, if he gets sick and goes in ‘sorry Mr Stanley, all the ventilators have been bought up by some profiteering cunt’

  19. So, went out today, to attempt to pick up a few items for my Mother (70’s & locked down) , her doctors prescription, plus a few items for her neighbours (early 80’s).

    Managed to get bread, milk, dog food, even eggs (so good news there)

    Aldi limit 4 of each item, Asda limit 3, Sainsburys limit 2 medicines/hygene, Morrisons similar
    Not that it made any difference. Went to 7 stores, all ransacked. Not a toilet roll, paper kitchen towel, tissue or paper napkin anywhere. Trippin’ if you think you’re gonna find paracetamol.

    So finally fetched the prescription from ind chemist ; They DID have paracetamol.
    £2.50 a box ! – Robbing Bastards. No wonder they were wearing a mask & gloves !

    • Some of the corner shop cunts are racketeering. I’m totally against price controls but right now, they need to be put in place to protect what’s left of the economy.

      Because cunts like the one I’ve just seen in a Twitter photo (loading up all the bog rolls in three trips to and from his van in the car park) will be charging £2 per bog roll soon.

      Kick the fuckers out/20 year inside if they’re caught doing shit like this.

      • Go in, leave a steaming pile on the floor in front of the till, wipe your arse on some bread and leave.

  20. What is happening in China, reporting 0 new cases today, there is something not right. All that movement around their new year and they have managed to contain it within a month….. I don’t get it!!

    Having said that they managed to export it all around the world without any effort.

    CUNTS!

    • I suspect massive lies coming out of China regarding the numbers of people infected and dead. It’s the Communist Party controlling the news and want to appear to have beaten the virus. Fuck off you lying dog eating cunts.
      They have locked down a population bigger than this country and as soon as the lock-down restrictions are lifted, then cases will inevitably rise.
      What happened to TCM then? Tiger penis and Rhino horn not doing it for you? CUNTS!

    • I guess we will get this every time someone famous or well know gets chink flu, the EU desperately trying to take charge of all member states, not happy with each country doing its own thing with Covid-Phooey.

  21. A worrying trend is that along with bog roll and hand sanitisers, baby milk formula is now being annexed by uber cunts for later sale on eBay, and at a ridiculous mark-up (+ extortionate postage).

    Thus far eBay has not cracked down on this nefarious activity.

    If we take Australia as an example, their have been gangs of Chin-kee types ransacking rural communities’ supermarkets and buying out all of the baby milk formula for black market sales (2m36s time index):

    https://youtu.be/WU00nSQoJjU

    So not only are those cunts responsible for yet another world plague (due to their vile culinary habits), they literally are taking the food from babies’ mouths, or taking the fucking piss in my language!

    I would imagine the “peaceful” corner shop types are doing the same with their Costco cards in this country too.

    You can live without bog-roll and hand sanitisers (let’s face it most “peacefuls” avoid hygiene at the best of times), but babies – OUR babies – cannot live without the only thing that can sustain them: baby milk formula.

    People are also financially strapped (through no fault of their own) and so a 400% hike on an essential like this will be devastating.

    As part of BoJo’s emergency planning, I think he should bring back capital punishment for coronavirus profiteers who should be summarily shot!

    We can’t afford to take any of our troops or police out of action, so if the Govt is short of modern day “Albert Pierrepoints” then I would be happy to offer them my services for free. I was pretty handy with a .22 pellet gun back in the day!

    Mind you, I’d probably be stuck behind a pretty lengthy queue of like-minded volunteers!

    Cunts!

      • Neither of my two would breastfeed – much to the distress of my Mrs at the time.

        Guess my kids should’ve just died then!

        Ignorant cunt!

    • I would ‘police’ this crap for 5quid an hour, as long as I have free licence to belt any cunt who panic buys or attempts profiteering/racketeering.

  22. I don’t think I am going to stay sane over the next few weeks/months (fucking hell, God forbid longer) Before all of this Cuntvirus shite, my sanity was questionable as it is!

    I have just returned from town. I went out to do Mum and Dad’s shopping as they are both in almost complete isolation now. Stressful doesn’t even cover it. Fuck all of anything. I got to Tesco at bloody 11am (which for me is early in terms of doing a shop) and they didn’t even have just very basic stuff like baked beans or even fucking shampoo!!!!! What the actual fuck? These cunts have progressed from bog roll and pasta on to bloody shampoo now!!

    Fucking 11 in the morning and empty shelves??

    M&S – no breaded chicken or ANY chicken type things on the shelves. Anything that can be frozen and stored, there is fuck all of. And no eggs. EGGS!!!!!! Eggs expire in time, so what the actual fuckity fuck of all fucks, cunters???

    By the time i got home, I was frazzled beyond fuck. I am going to have to double the dose of my fucking anxiety meds at this rate……….fuck the doctor. I’ll just dose myself up to zombie levels……….

    • All these panic buying cunts don’t realise the government will not let supermarkets and local small shops shut as they are vital in supplying the local area food and necessities.
      The supermarkets are cunts as they could have put a stop to this mass buying ages but have to keep the shareholders happy so let it carry on. They must have made a fortune.
      Cunts all round.

      • Yep, it is too little, too late B&WC. Only now they are limiting what the cunts can buy, but the damage has already been done for the poor sods who just want to do their normal weekly shop.

        There is obviously nothing in stock in the store and fuck all early in the day because of these greedy locust cunts!

        Fucking panicking nut jobs, the lot of ’em!

    • Sounds terrible in London. In Scotland I don’t think things reached the same fever pitch as down there. Are they not doing early opening for pensioners? Some supermarkets are doing home delivery with priority booking for OAPs, on the sainburys website they’re supposed to be putting an option for self-isolation where they’ll just leave it outside the door I presume.

      • I tell you Shagga, it is awful down here. Proof positive that Londonistan is packed full of cunts, never more so than during a crisis, clearly.

        Yep, they have only just now brought in the shopping hours just for pensioners. They have set aside specific times for the over 70s only to shop. It was awful seeing elderly people in Tesco today, some struggling just to walk around and then for them to find bare shelves……..it is a real sick joke here.

      • The missus and took the car down to the park earlier to get a bit of exercise. We parked up and walked past another couple with their boot cover up, and the boot was crammed to capacity with bog rolls. The woman saw my glance and hastily slammed it shut! She wouldn’t meet my gaze.
        I was left hoping that somebody would jemmy it and half inch the lot.

      • “…where they’ll just leave it outside the door I presume.”

        And summarily nicked by the dindus before they even get chance to go out and collect them!

    • So much for the “2 of each item per person” being enforced in the likes of Tesco, Sainsbury’s, ASDA, Morrison’s, etc.

      Grabby fucking bastards!

      CCTV is prevalent nowadays so what they should do is have fuck-off 60″ TV screens behind the counters with a security bod identifying cunts with any trolley basket containing shed-loads of any item and the folk behind the counters refusing to serve them, or removing the excess items, to be re-shelved or passed down the line.

      Chances are the Eastern Bloc-ers, “peacefuls” and Africunts won’t bat an eyelid of shame. Deport the cunts!

      It won’t be long before our military has to get involved in to keep order in the supermarkets and mete out a share to everyone.

      I am not for martial law, but if the cunts in this country cannot stop themselves from panic buying (and usually for stuff that will eventually go to waste), then so be it!

      If Tesco, et. al., had anything about them they would suspend home deliveries to able cunts who are just too idle to go out for themselves, and dedicate them to supplying the elderly, disabled and vulnerable; giving them preferential treatment over and above the vultures in the stores! Whatever is left goes onto the shelves, then have at it you cunts!

      • 100% agreed Rebel.

        My first words when I got back were about the fact that if these arseholes will not comply, calm down and stop clearing the shelves, then they need to be properly policed, either by volunteers from the public or authority figures. It is insane to me that these idiots are totally disregarding the pleas from the powers-that-be and the stores themselves that they need to leave provisions for other people and stop panic buying,

        It is a disgusting, selfish mentality to just think ‘I don’t care what anyone says, I am taking care of myself and my family and screw anyone else’. It is just vile.

      • Some cunts take their whole family so they can get around the purchase limits. Also, watch out for those with cash and carry cards. They buy up all the bog rolls at c&c outlets and sell them in their corner shops (with a huge mark up, no doubt). Look at this cunt!

        https://mobile.twitter.com/davelarkhall/status/1240302449216413696

        Panic buying cunts/profiteering out of the virus cunts should be refused service and barred from going back for a month. In fact, I’d suggest supermarket checking footage and then refusing service if the cunts had just been in earlier or within the last 2 days (if they’d been seen on the security cameras panic buying).

        I’d love to see one of these cunts told to leave the trolley where it is and fuck off out of the shop and never come back.

    • I heard that a couple in their 70’s went at 8am to Sainsburys as they were told pre 9am was for older & vulnerable people while the shelves were fully stocked from the staffs hard work in the wee hours.

      It was apparently full of all manner of cunts ransacking the isles. Toilet rolls, medicines & essentials stripped bare. They asked a member of staff who said “we couldn’t enforce it”…
      ..well Sainsburys you cunts, of course you can. When some spitty herbert comes with a trolley full of goods, you sit arms crossed “clearly your not 70 plus, so jog on & come back after 9am when we told you – & btw all that can go back on the shelves for those most in need to buy” – wankers
      I suspect next step is a couple of bobbies or squadies on the doors screening the cunts going in.
      Even Italians are chilled out & not panic buying & their up to their necks in infected & dead.
      Cunts here are still going to pubs & bars “I ain’t stopin’ wot I wanna do” – fucking selfish wankers.

  23. In these troubling times, I thought I’d share this which made me laugh. Enjoy!

    The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent virus threat and have therefore raised their threat level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.” Soon, though, level may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.”

    The English have not been “A Bit Cross” since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out.

    The virus has been re-categorized from “Tiresome” to “A Bloody Nuisance.” The last time the British issued a “Bloody Nuisance” warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.

    The Scots have raised their threat level from “Pissed Off” to “Let’s Geet the Bastard.” They don’t have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.

    The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its alert level from “Run” to “Hide.” The only two higher levels in France are “Collaborate” and “Surrender.” The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France’s white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country’s military capability.

    Italy has increased the alert level from “Shout Loudly and Excitedly” to “Elaborate Military Posturing.” Two more levels remain: “Ineffective Combat Operations” and “Change Sides.”

    The Germans have increased their alert state from “Disdainful Arrogance” to “Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs.” They also have two higher levels: “Invade a Neighbour” and “Lose.”

    Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

    The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

    Australia, meanwhile, has raised its alert level from “No worries” to “She’ll be alright, Mate.” Two more escalation levels remain: “Crikey! I think we’ll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!” and “The barbie is cancelled.” So far, no situation has ever warranted use of the final escalation level.

    The Russians have said “Its not us”

      • Brilliant that Imitation! Could I be so bold as to ask where it came from? I do understand if you wish to protect your sources!

      • Bert –
        My dear old mum emailed it to me. She got it from one of her friends who got it from one of their friends who…..

        As to the original source, no idea. Glad the cunters are enjoying it. My favourite was the Spanish Navy reference. Too funny. The French white flag factory was a close second.
        Cheers – IY.

  24. Trump via his medical advisors has said in a press conference today that an old anti malarial drug us to be approved as a treatment for the Chinese flu for now. It seems to have worked on a shitload of carriers of the virus all over the globe. Could be a good thing for now (it’s cheap and readily available). Might not be perfect, but it’s positive news.

    Some possible good news…which the BBC are ignoring of course…

    • Of course the ‘Beeb’ will ignore it, Cuntybollocks… They’re too busy squealing ‘But… But that nasty man Trump said the virus was Chinese! Racist! Sexis! Bad white men! Stormzy! Mama!’ and so on…

      I hope Big Don is right about the malaria drug…

    • Yes I mentioned this a couple of days ago (above).

      The Aussies have had positive results in trials using retrovirals that they use to treat HIV and Malaria.

      Even if it can’t cure it, it could at least prevent the more severe symptoms from occurring and help stagger out the need for ventilators.

      Access to ventilators is key. In Italy and Spain their mortality rate was around 3.6-3.9% and mostly within the very old and infirm sector of people.

      Those rates jumped to 9.8% when they ran out of ventilators and then the deaths recorded included a much younger subset of society and those without any pre-existing medical conditions.

      • I was a bit worried about the connection with HIV treatment. I was afraid you might have to be bummed by an infected gay before you’d be eligible for that treatment.

    • It’s encouraging that there will soon be an anti body test to tell you if you’ve already had the virus. Initially it would be for health workers but it will be invaluable for restricting the spread if people know they’ve had it and would either be unlikely to get it, or in a milder form if they did.

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